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2 months

If you release a Krampus movie on the Hallmark channel, you get Sandy Lender's new release SILVER BELLS. ebook available Friday the 13th: print available now:

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@creator_grimm Hey. You don't know me. But you can DM me when you're in this pain. I've been there and my heart just breaks for what you're dealing with... 😔 This is Petri, shirt-surfing.

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@mishy0922 @StudentsforLife Maybe if women made better choices before shagging loser men without protection... But, yes, women need to be made aware that there are safe places to take your newborn with no questions asked.

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@notcapnamerica Yeah...another flight with some snacks? That's not compensation for "sry our new plane tried to kill you."

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@ZeekArkham @Lawrence People get really upset over the fact Trump tried to give money to a charity, but DON'T get upset that some guy refused to accept money that would help kids...I don't understand that. If it's helping kids, don't you take that to the bank and use it? Like a human being?

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@Celine2019k @antifemwife Umm...yes. Committing murder is reprehensible. End of discussion. Take a seat and reflect.

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@Chicago_Goofies IF that's real, an actual law enforcement agency with balls would be able to track it and solve it. Looks like enough high-dollar merch for a felony, wouldn't you say? Show me one person in that city gov't who cares.

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@cottageinwood I apologize to my trees when trimming and pruning...I also tell them how beautiful they are when watering and checking them for aphids/bugs. Trees are great. 😁

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@ollkorrect0 Woman...I don't think I know you, but I'm gonna say you look amazing (and I'm not seeing any "fat" here). I see a gal who's got a fabulous dress and the moxy to wear it. Go get the dinner you want without having to small-talk with some dude!

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@mom_of_littles A friend of mine was able to get a "car loan" from her mother and pay her back in that same way. Smart. It's a wonderful thing if a family can do that to get someone through a tough time or get someone started out.

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@djlender @MichelleMaxwell I'd need someone to text me when the halftime show was starting coz I don't watch football...but I'd tune in to that...

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@mrsbaileywrites Your daughter is BRILLIANT! (True story: I was manning our shared table at DragonCon a few years back. A guy walked up, picked up my friend's book, and started making fun of the cover. He was ridiculous about it, laughing out loud. I was fuming on her behalf and finally said,

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@ZeekArkham Dude! Welcome to the free state of Florida!

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@JituKaler mmm...musta had 500 people in the parking lot at the time of that misfired rocket turning back on itself, eh? Or maybe 500 people didn't die in that incident... Is anyone asking why the rocket returned to a hospital parking lot?

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@chels_spoonie @StudentsforLife Like the choice to not fock a loser without protection? Okay...

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@PolitiBunny Well, ya know, he handed out FULL SIZE candy bars at Halloween one year and that makes up for everything. That means he'd be fantabulous at running the country...

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1 year

@ginacarano You know a memo went around Disney that read: "Someone find out what a panderstone is so our attorneys can draft a response to this immediately."

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@ryanegorman @JimCantore This is crackin' me up. People might not recognize at first how hilarious it is in its simplicity and non-violence...but there ya go. Florida, man.

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@catturd2 I'm starting to believe this conspiracy. When it was circulating after the debate, I believed the "those earrings aren't available yet" stuff. But now? After the mic slip-up during a livestream and the body language we're seeing? Yeah...fishy.

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@creator_grimm Dude...I still grieve Petri's passing from September 15, 2018. I seriously JUST released a grief poetry giftbook to help people with this because I was so stricken when he passed...I can't tell you how much weight I lost because I couldn't feed myself...it's going to take as much

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@realeverywriter Every time. I have a crappy car...don't care about scratches...but I do care about putting a cart where someone else can easily get it. It's courtesy.

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@BellaDunnWriter Excellent response! In the spirit of AI, I'm gonna steal that!

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1 year

@EdKrassen @KatrinaPierson ...mmm...like their vaxx experiments on the poor in...wait...was it...African countries? (To drop the sarcasm, I do encourage you to look that up on a non-microsoft-owned search engine.)

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@CoffindafferFBI The insurance company won't call that "hurricane damage." That's flood damage and the farmer will need to have flood insurance to get help/assistance/payout.

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@TaraBull808 @catturd2 Geez. Trump would be indicted for murder whether he was on the property at the time or not.

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@woofknight I would say this is accurate but I stopped looking. No interest. I got this on my own.

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@Ox69420M @AmiriKing Gun Safety 101: You do not pull a weapon unless you intend to use it. You do not pull a weapon "to scare" or threaten someone. You pull a weapon to defend yourself. Period.

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@shannonconways Ummm...I like caramel and nuts and cookies that someone else took time to bake. I can totally send you my address. (I'm joking about the address thing.) (True story: one of my neighbors makes a variety of her Christmas faves and puts them in festive baggies for people she likes

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@atensnut The man gives credit where credit is due and nukes those who stand in the way of getting the job done.

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@libsoftiktok Does he mean genital mutilation? There's a whole day set aside to end female genital mutilation in the international community. The U.S. should get on board...

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@CoffindafferFBI Holy crap! Here in Florida, we have to purchase flood insurance separate from our homeowner's insurance and separate from hurricane...what a racket it all is.

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@_FlawlessPage One of my bosses tried to get me to undermine and berate a subordinate so that the subordinate would quit in despair rather than us firing him, because then the university would have to pay the unemployment fees and it would reflect badly on her turnover (which was already

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@CassandraPeak Man...the absolute best way to handle that is drop it into a folder labeled "evidence" and ignore it. (Says a chick who has been there, done that.) I wish you only positive vibes for the upcoming week!!!!!

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@Provokatov Bullying isn't pretty, no matter what gender you claim to be during this phase of your life. And this is why so many women aren't playing along. Stop bullying us and acting like that's not akin to domestic violence.

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@DefiantLs I saw that Joe person's tweet and instablocked him. I mean...I don't want to deal with the predatory narcissist behavior that overexplains how I didn't see what I saw and how I wasn't supposed to feel what I felt. So...instablock. Problem solved and no peace disturbed.

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1 year

You could read stuff by #dragons . Sign up for that now! (My #author newsletter emails on the first of the month!) #readingcommunity #books #epicfantasy #YAFantasy

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@woofknight I used to give candy to anyone who came to the door...and I'd hand chocolate to the kid saying "give this to your mom for me"...and I always told the kids their costumes were great even when they were "odd" because this was their night...but no one comes around anymore.

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@iluvconchshells @wylfcen Excuse me? (I'm sure we're all joking. I'm teasing with the attitude. But I'm a girl who digs the OE and Anglo-saxon stuff. I use it to develop names and info in my fantasy writing.)

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@Erooster22 OMG!!! Is that Ricky Ticky Tavvy!!?? I haven't seen that since I was a child!!! WHERE!?!? WHERE is it available!?!?!?

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@jackwillsend @AmiriKing ...like the "just stop oil" people...

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@typesfast @GovRonDeSantis Are you asking how to learn a new skill?

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@JohnDiLillo I freakin' love this movie. Long Story Incoming! I was at the grocery store one day before one of the anniversary showings of Jurassic Park, told the cashier I was going to the movie & was stoked about it. The kid--no lie--the kid looked me dead in the eye and told me he just

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@woofknight Ha! Or...she "did" from 7:15-8:15 a.m. and then drank iced beverages while saying, "Dang, it's too hot out there."

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@ksorbs @BraedenSorbo It's not just physical abuse. She has been emotionally abused on the world stage. In front of the world. That man patted her on the back as if to say, "Oh, it's okay, honey, you did your best at something I'm better at, now make me a sandwich."

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@woofknight Schindler's List

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@woofknight I hope every single young lady near me hears that it is NOT okay to suck your way to the top... Young women should use their minds and fabulous power to get ahead. Let's go #GirlPower !

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@rkylehannah @stillgray This is one of the many reasons I want a gun turret atop my vehicle with push button control panel on my steering wheel. ( #IDoNotCondoneViolence )

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@dinahaddie That makes you a real human. 💔

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@woofknight Holy crap. I'm sorry you've lost three people in your life so recently. That's disconcerting...I hope you have some downtime to chill and be peaceful...

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@CopaCatania @MasteroftheTDS One questions which side is waging the "hate crusade" at this point... (Actually, I don't question it. I can see it.)

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1 year

@Lauren_Southern Hmmm...wonder what those young men will do if their leaders say, "hey, take Ontario...for Allah."

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@awstar11 Yes. (Men who stand directly in front of me at the baggage carousel tend to get their toes rolled upon and an "OMG! I am SO sorry!" if my luggage arrives first and I have to maneuver around their rude ass.)

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@teatime75 It is bizarre that people still think the Mel Gibson setup was real. Poor guy. Hollywood is such a cesspool.

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@JFLhere Any of Chopin's nocturnes are fabulous...

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@DjuricTine This. This is why I'm no longer campaigning for the return of Stargate. I fear this happening to my beloved stories and characters.

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@AmandaJK_ OMG! It's a pen! The pen is mightier than the sword and I'm somehow ridiculously excited about this!!!! 🤪

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@kirkraff A. I see it as being all in good fun. B. An agent who has time to doomscroll twitter blocking writers who are practicing positive mental health exercises w/each other is an agent who isn't taking his/her slush pile seriously. (You dodged a bullet.)

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@TeamAlexandria7 Wait. It's "racist" to wish to protect children from rape? Got it. I know who to block and not follow.

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@throeingit mint and comfrey...the two of them will take over the dry surfaces of the planet...

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@LachesisHD @CultureCrave Preach. I give positive reviews and talk positively about books on my booktube channel, getting minimal engagement. But booktubers who shit all over popular books get TONS of likes and subscribes and engagement. It's deflating...but I'm not changing.

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@IAMTOMMACDONALD Excellent song. I gotta say, there are moments when Tom gets inspirational that make the indie creative in me burst into tears. I keep on keepin' on and Tom brings the hope...fabulous song. Excellent.

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@sleapyhed @StudentsforLife Wonder if there's any correlation between pregnancy and unsafe sex...funny that.

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@BarlowAdams This is a YA paranormal mystery novel in the making. I'm hooked.

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@blueorchid1977 Not gonna lie...this appeals to me. (But then, I've wanted a gun turret for my car for about 20 years...)

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@MariamBarghouti Kudos to the Israeli forces for taking out the enemy without harming innocent civilians during the combat! Nicely done!

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@SaraSchon 😮 (I would be just freaked out enough to block his number...because you know there's gonna be some bizarre misunderstanding three weeks from now that resolves with him handing you a ring. And that's too much pressure.)

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@CraigSetzer <raises hand from Citrus County> I got up and mended my fence this morning, got all my pets back to their regular places, worked the day job, and am exhausted. Worn out. Ready to collapse. But I'm flipping thankful for it.

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1 year

Just snapped a photo of what's on my livingroom wall so I could share this before #shipday is over. 🥰 #StargateSG1 #SamJackShipDay #StargateIsGoodForOurSouls

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@duranduran I'm going to assume someone has already said this, but, just in case, I also have the song in my head now. La la la la lava lamp...

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Final: 36,244 words. I used every last minute right up to midnight for the read-thru. Then texted humans who will someday have me committed. 😁 I'm exhausted and hyped... #WritingCommunity @3DayNovel #horror #Christmas

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@AngeeGabs Mental health wellness is no less important than physical health wellness. You must look after both! If going to the hospital will get you better care, then I applaud the step of going to the hospital and I wish you well! Pounce on the chance to get well!

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@CBairnes I'm not blacklisting them, but I'm double-checking to ensure they're not showing up in my magazine. Write it yourself or don't submit your fakery to me.

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#FantasyIndiesDecember - Day 7: Share your Christmas/Yuletide tree The full view is kinda pathetic, so here's a closeup of one of my fave ornaments. This is a wooden rendering that reminds me of my darling Petri. I've written many a poem about him!

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@joan_galt You can break the POV rule if you want to! And if you don't confuse your reader. I did a whole video on this, complete with an example of how I used to fail miserably at it:

Switching POV and Rule Breaking Scenes

#sandysaysread #writingskills #pointofview If you're going to break a #rule...First, we acknowledge rules about #POV are in place to give the #reader a deep ...

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@Yuchenc03794228 @Travis_4_Trump ...the people who buy their products...this means we Americans will choose made-in-America products instead...

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@PolitiBunny @elonmusk Truth. I texted my cousin telling her it's refreshing to hear Trump's sense of humor because he's not being attacked by an angry reporter.

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@losing_dawg Thank you.

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@woofknight Dude. This sounds ridiculously fun.

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@chicksonright This man sounds like a predatory narcissist. He shouldn't be in charge of anything with his "I wanna be a mafia boss" attitude and accent and gold chain.

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THE REVEAL! Here it is! After 40 years, I've written a #DuranDuran book and I'm announcing its pre-order availability on my fave's b-day, John Taylor. (ebook preorder is ready now; print will be soon)

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@iconawrites Yaaassss. I have put takeout on the fine China because life is short!

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@TinaNYB13 They might not be receiving the kickbacks for the reports anymore. And I'm being serious. They were receiving incentives per case and so on. Do they still receive that kind of funding? (Follow the money.)

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Guess who's a best-selling poet. Me. It's me. And the other fantastic poets in this lovely anthology!

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@GavinNewsom ...or we could close the border and not have to trample on Americans' rights...just a thought...

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@IAMTOMMACDONALD Fantastic song and AMAZING video. Nova rocks.

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@TheGeneral_0 @TaraBull808 Ummm...spiders climb back out of vacuums...they are the evil that keeps on coming...

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@writingwithreed "Try not to think, Nicolas. You look so much more handsome when you're bewildered."

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@boneysoups mmm...if you're okay with boiling the water...spaghetti noodles and tomatoes...if you use cherry tomatoes, you don't even have to cut them up...this is both cheap and easy

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@scs_real So, ah, yeah, like, how ah would you fly to St. Lucia to like take lots of pictures and like assess the vibe?

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Duran Duran Beautiful Colors Book Review via @YouTube #bookreview #coffeetablebook @Durandy #IAmStillObsessed #music

Duran Duran Beautiful Colors Book Review

#sandysaysread #bookreview #DuranDuranSuperfan Andrew “Durandy” Golub released a coffee table collectible of gorgeous pictures and well-researched informatio...

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@imcorinnemec @Matt_Pinner That's a "struggle meal" right there. Lived it. Recognize it. Humbled by it.

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@beinlibertarian It's not just weird...it smacks of, "I know where some Jews are hiding," circa mid-1930s.

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@PastorSZ I'm sorry to hear of your uncle's death and I hope there is closure in that situation for your family. I'm also sorry that you're having to share a cautionary tale of book publishing with us. I've been through this scenario when AB closed its doors in 2019, but the company

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@Chaos2Cured @FiveTimesAugust @DollyParton @moderna_tx @CommunityNotes I have two neighbors the Moderna shot blinded...so...I guess you're right that it didn't kill them...

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I won the 2023 Michael Knost Wings Award this evening and I'm still grinning like a fool about it! @ImaginariumCon #authorcommunity #writing (you can follow Sandy Lender on Amazon...js)

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@writingoutlook I have way less than 20k followers. Way less. Sigh. It's like a constant slog...this marketing... #WritingCommmunity #readingcommunity

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@FindingStephen You're inspiring me to do my leg movement & stretches every freaking day! (Otherwise, it's hell on earth to try to sleep at night, so THANK YOU for the inspiration! Best wishes on your journey!)

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@Abbreviated @ZeekArkham I was just gonna ask if anyone had posted this fact here yet. Yep. Some Biden campaigners dreamed that up...posted it...point their base at it...and there ya go.

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I talk about that happy picture moment in the afterword of my new DD book. Happy #DuranDuranAppreciationDay to all the Duranies out there! #DDAD24

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