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๐ŸŒ™ Fairy tales. Dark woods. Cottages. Art. Enchantment. Poetry. Curated by writer, reviewer, and artist, Joel. Based in Wellington, Aotearoa.๐ŸŒ™

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A thread of all the books I've read in 2024, featuring a variety of fantasy, poetry, folk horror, magical realism, and fairytales. ๐Ÿ“š
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Beauty and the Beast, but with a Lovecraft twist. ๐ŸŽจ Borja Gonzรกlez
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Whenever I hear people repeat the received opinion that the witchcraft trials were all about men suppressing powerful, educated, or outspoken women/midwives, I think of the Pendle witch trials and sigh. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ž
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I'm so tired of people only talking about politics. I want to talk about trees. Did you know that plants have photoreceptors and can tell if you're wearing a red shirt or a blue shirt? DID YOU?!
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5 months
omg for real
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1 year
Looks like the perfect place to read novels, grow English herbs, and slowly lose my grip on reality ๐ŸŒ™ โค๏ธ
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2 years
A thread of magical libraries and bookshops ๐Ÿ“š ๐ŸŒ™
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1 year
Time to cleanse the timeline again. Here we go, have some Icelandic turf houses. ๐Ÿƒ
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It's such a good example of how absolutely messy the real history was in so many places. Women accusing women. Neighbors accusing neighbors. Daughters accusing mothers. Hell, one girl accused herself of witchcraft, after a man she was mad at...fell over one time.
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1 year
To celebrate the coronation I will disappear into the woods and devour the mossy bones of long dead kings.
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Saying witch accusations were all about controlling women and suppressing femininity or paganism or divine feminine or whatever, fits more into a fantasy novel than history.
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History shows that "witches" were Christians (sometimes devote ones, including priests) who were victims of pettiness, revenge plots, ableism, xenophobia, jealousy, and hysteria.
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Excuse me while I yeet myself into this fairy ring and get trapped in the fae realms forever, because rent is too expensive.
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It's hard to feel sad in a bakery ๐Ÿฅ โค๏ธ
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Who needs wifi when you have a cute cottage, endless pots of tea, and a horrifying past to escape from? โค๏ธ
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Powerful, educated, or outspoken women were less likely to be accused. Because, of course they were. Privileged people are always less at risk.
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More often than not, it's a sort of historical revisionism that fits in nicely with new age beliefs and philosophies.
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7 months
Someone recently told me there is no value in living in a place *only* because it is beautiful. After 6 months, you will just stop noticing the view. But I think it has to do with who you are.
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2 years
The energy I am bringing to tomorrows job interview:
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2 years
The business of witches is to know things, and be silent.
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1 year
Shut. The. Front. Door. โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ„
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Me, in my 20s: "I believe in positivity, clean living, health, and always being cheerful!" ๐ŸŒˆ โœŒ๏ธ Me, in my 30s:
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I fell down a pinterest hole while researching rustic pies, and I now live here ๐Ÿฅง
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1 year
hirรฆth ๐Ÿ’š
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1 month
This is not a wholly inaccurate depiction of how I spend my evenings. ๐ŸŽจ Katerina Gorelik
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Well. Guess I'll just have to block people the old-fashioned way now. ๐ŸŽจ John William Waterhouse.
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5 months
Introvert level 89
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2 years
Going to the grocery store for snacks
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Please, love yourselves. Just a little. In this photo, 10 years ago, I believed I was ugly, fat, awkward, dumb, unlovable, untalented, my parents had just died, and I was facing a cancer diagnosis. Looking back, I just want to hug him. So, so hard โค๏ธ
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Life has tired me out fully today. Time to be someone else for a little while.. ๐Ÿ“–
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In Pendle (like Salem) women were just as likely, if not more likely, to use witch accusations as a means of hurting other women, even ones they were related to.
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Witchcraft trials show how easy it was (amd still is) for people to hurt each other, and how often they make up lies in order to do it.
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2 years
Magical spoons by Giles Newman ๐Ÿฆ‰
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1 year
Today I want to be someplace where, like me, everything feels old and very far away. ๐Ÿƒ
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Longing for quiet places where the earth and myself can both just be still for a bit.
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By the same stroke, being a priest was the most dangerous profession for a man, as far as witchcraft accusations went. If people didn't like you, then you were at risk.
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The history is sad and messy and unconfirtable and gruesome. It isn't the plot of a fantasy fiction book about brave heroines resisting patriarcy.
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Even the hysteria of the Salem Trials (and theories of ergot poisoning) distracts from the more common cause of witchcraft accusations: pure maliciousness.
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"All sorrows are less with bread." โ€” Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
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Even healers, white witches, midwives and cunningfolk had some protection (depending on the country, and the year).
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1 year
You're not you when you're hungry. ๐ŸŒ™ ๐ŸŽจ Jakub Rozalski
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May we all find somewhere safe to nest, to knit ourselves together, to grow things again. ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ‚
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You weren't born on this rock hurtling through space just to smile politely and please people. Fight the system. Disappoint your parents. Have hobbies you can't capitalize. Lose followers. Wander the wild and photograph nothing. Become something that the world cannot eat. ๐Ÿƒ
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This looks like a good spot to rest my head, just for a hundred years or so ๐ŸŒน
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Somehow I always assumed adulthood involved attending far more masquerade balls than it actually does. ๐ŸŽจ Daniela J. Terrazini
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This comfy owl is having an existential crisis and I 100% relate to the vibe.
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The business of witches is to know things, and be silent. ๐ŸŽจ Aron Wiesenfeld
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Trying to explain to my husband, a life coach, that I don't want goals or a life purpose. I want to be left alone to lay down on the forest floor and turn slowly into moss.
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1 year
I need something good to read this weekend.
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2 years
Kitchen tables are enchanted, with years of conversations, daydreams, food memories, and murmurings of pleasure pressed into their skin.
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@lynch_ek @wildwalkerwoman That's insane. In NZ its the opposite, you wouldn't be allowed to bring your kid to school.. youd all be locked inside for 14 days and the govt would ring you every day to make sure your all staying put. Your kid would need 2x negative covid tests to be permitted to return
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Today was hard. The sort of day that took bits of you away from yourself. Can we just sit for a moment, share a hot cup of tea, and wait quietly together for the world to feel better again? ๐ŸŽจ Tetsuhiro Wakabayashi
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A Baba Yaga hut with...baby huts...I-I can't even... โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽจ Robin Robinson
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I want adulthood to feel more magical than it does. Where is the mystery? Why does no one ask me to solve a riddle before I enter a building? When was the last time I made a potion? ๐ŸŽจ Chiara Bautista
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"What if I'm too tired to walk anymore?" she asked. "Just keep going," said the moose. "Ask for a ride!" said the Fox King. "And eat anyone who tries to stop you," the wolf grinned. ๐ŸŽจ Sebastian McKinnon
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I suppose this will do. ๐Ÿ˜•
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I think I've reached the point in my professional career where the next step in my 10-year plan is to move to the mountains and forget human language. ๐ŸŽจ Andy Kehoe
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When you lose an old friend, you also lose the private language only the two of you shared. I need a place to bury the memories of words.
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On the Thursday before Easter, Swedish Easter Witches would take their cat, a copper kettle full of hot coffee, and their broom to fly to Blรฅkulla Island for a night of fun, revelry, and magic. Whose coming? ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿงน ๐ŸŽจ Jenny Nyrstrรถm
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I want to live in the woods, have a huge farm kitchen, and bake bewitched pastries, sweets and artisan breads for the local village. ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ
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3 years
Become the reason that people are scared to go alone into the woods.
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.
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Feeling that social media is too negative? Maybe curate your feed a little. Follow creators who are archeologists, painters, gardeners, chefs. I just watched a botanist explain the history of wisteria plants, and I'm utterly enchanted. ๐ŸŒผ Suggest a creator in the comments โค๏ธ
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2 years
๐ŸŽ To celebrate 10k followers, here is a thread of your fairytale astrology ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ‚
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2 years
Speak, friend, and enter. ๐ŸŒณ
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Excuse me while I slip into something a little more magical.
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Some of us have a little cat magic mixed in with the human; our dreams are full, with playing, with hunting, with shadow games. ๐ŸŽจ Trina Schart Hyman
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Marie Antoinette is French, Dionysus is Greek, heavy metal is just music, drag queens are performance art, and not everything is about you.
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Me, a first-time home buyer: This will do.
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A thread of botanical conservatories that I need to live in before I can finish my book ๐Ÿชด ๐ŸŒฑ ๐ŸŒฟ
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Well I got the job, so obviously it worked ๐Ÿ˜†
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The energy I am bringing to tomorrows job interview:
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Spells aren't in books. They are inside trees, in feathers and snow. Reach into the soil and you can probably pluck one out - still warm and breathing. ๐ŸŽจ David Wyatt
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And they were so fatigued, their tiredness dripped onto the floors, crawled into the corners of the room, and became things. ๐ŸŽจ Bill Mayer
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Remember: the world is still full of humans who are growing things, healing others, writing stories, dreaming, and falling in love. ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŽจ Sean Lewis
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I need somewhere to rest, and wait for the world to feel kind again ๐ŸŒธ
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Christians thinking this is satanism is wild to me. Please, I'm begging you, read a history book.
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Normalize not thriving. Life isnโ€™t always meant to be optimized. We arenโ€™t always meant to feel good. Itโ€™s ok to feel low. To prioritize self-care and rest. To hunt down your fellow man. To make contracts with dark spirits and live in the forest. It's all OK.
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๐ŸŽจ The Druids by Julia Tar
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1 year
Sweet geezus. Shut up and take my money.
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All I want now is to spend a crafty weekend with a bunch of witches making brooms, carving wands, weaving flower crowns, and sharing soup recipes ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿงน
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It's with a sad heart to let you all know that soon the cottage will vanish into the wildwood, never to be found again. Recent posts by Muskavado have made it impossible to remain here. Over the next week I will be baking, whispering, witching, and deciding where to from here.
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If you see me talking to crows, harvesting moss, and chalking strange symbols onto the walls of this abandoned church: no, you didn't.
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๐ŸŽจ Witch's hut by Jon Carraher
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I'm tired of being serious and going to work. Let's have brownies for breakfast, cast love spells, hex the villagers, and have midnight margaritas before bed.
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I'm only one mental health crisis away from moving to the seaside, building the "Practical Magic" house, and living out my days as a witchy aunt that meddles in everyone's love lives.
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I couldn't travel to new and strange places, so I had to surround myself with new and strange things instead. Then, I became a little strange myself ๐ŸŽจ David Wyatt
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Time to go for my mental health walk in nature... ๐Ÿƒ
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Reading a science blog about what causes that classic old book smell, and this paragraph hit me like a truck:
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These magical forest cakes looks perfect ๐Ÿฅฎ ๐ŸŒณ
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Me after walking in the woods for literally 5 minutes:
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I need people in my life who thrive off moonlight and romanticism, who smell like books and unnamed longings. ๐ŸŽจ Akira Kusaka
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Lost a few hundred followers after yesterday's post, and I couldn't be more delighted. My prayer is that more people will speak truth to power, hex the patriarchy, walk widdershins, eat the rich, save those we can save, and lose a lot of followers in the process. ๐ŸŒ™
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Watching "You Won't Be Alone", a film about a young witch who leaves the forest to live with villagers, hidden amongst them, to learn what it means to be human. I wish all movies felt like magic and poetry.
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Sometimes we just need somewhere soft, where it is safe to give up a little, and let it all go โค๏ธ
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Create beautiful art. Not because the world needs your art - but because your art needs you. ๐ŸŽจ Sarah Webb
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To celebrate March I am going to shapeshift into a hare, stalk and torment the local priest, dance wildly under the full moon, and go mad. ๐ŸŒ™
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Finally time to relax with a book.. ๐Ÿƒ ๐ŸŽจ Chris Dunn
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Farewell to our half cat Midnight, who "officially" belonged to our neighbor, but whose home was many places - including, sometimes, our house. May your wanderings continue, free of boundaries, fences, and locked doors, wherever you wander next, little one. ๐ŸŽจ Lily Seika Jones
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