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screenwriter, director, actor, producer Imaginary Danger Productions

Los Angeles
Joined July 2011
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@BigWillCarp Robin. Robin what? Robin Skywalker
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2 years
@JM3K There, fixed it.
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
@JohnCleese Don't worry Mr. Cleese, you'll make it big some day.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@lolennui Spielberg was also mean to me in a dream once.
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@SamVanivray
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@dennisbhooper It's basically anti-gravity as long as the object is inside the ice block.
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@RobotRecall @Drakoniques Yup. And hipster coffee stores trying to guilt you into not using a plastic straw to "Save the world" like guess what the whole point of cafes, etc. is convenience and/or luxury now you're killing your own UX. Ban plastic bags, now poor pay 10 cents each, homeless steal them...
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
I hope Elon fired the employee who says "Happy Monday."
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
Pippen is trending, I see.
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@SamVanivray
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6 years
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
Let's do this. I'll donate 50 cents per follower up until 6000 followers to Andrew Yang. The reason I care about follower count: helps me spread the word about indie films from me & others. #4MilForYang #YangGang #YangGangLove #NewYearsEveEve #NewYearsEve #indiefilm
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@SamVanivray
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1 year
@cookieslurper @petergyang @KemonomichiNL He doesn't want you to ruin his hopefully-viral tweet to advertise his newsletter.
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@SamVanivray
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4 years
Medical workers are Time person of the year. Something tells me they'd prefer stimulus checks.
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
@jewishbensolo Jar Jar Binks on the other hand, got smashed
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@SamVanivray
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3 months
@reservoirdougs Letterboxd doesn't make the posters. Their info comes from TMDB, which is community driven and encourages upvoting "textless posters" to be the primary poster.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@pebbut @fellawhomstdve It's a normal cut, what?
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4 years
@rudeasHECK @TommyWiseau Netflix and no chill.
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@SamVanivray
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3 years
@michaelpielocik look what it did to my beautiful 15-year-old son
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2 months
Guy who deployed the Crowdstrike Falcon update 4 hours ago: "Well I guess I'll start the weekend early. See y'all Monday."
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@SamVanivray
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1 year
@taylorgrayson @DolphinMossad @ModeledBehavior There's over 10000 rooms for rent listed in Los Angeles on Craigslist. Doesn't mean an artist can afford them.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@bosack_paul @pebbut @fellawhomstdve Yes there are ways but not every sequence has to be a "continuous" shot. In this case it would have added dozens of useless frames and probably reduced the emotional impact.
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7 years
@soongrowtired personally, I prefer boneless living gloves
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4 years
@cibc_bradstover @DEADLINE That was Star Trek Beyond.
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@SamVanivray
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7 years
@Looklive Bespoke T-shirt. Collar the exact circumference of neck with micron tolerance in order to keep sweat sealed in. Refrigerate after opening.
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1 year
@TylerAlterman Love it. In college I raised several thousands of dollars of cash + equipment for my final engineering project. I also met a high up guy at a huge tech company I interned at simply by cold emailing, asking if they'd donate old equipment to a robot competition team I was on.
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1 year
@JILexander In defense of the extra, I almost ran in front of a car on the set of a Hollywood movie because it can get confusing when you're sitting around for 10 hours and five different nth-assistant directors tell you different instructions and then all of a sudden it's go time!
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1 year
@IainJamie @Goldxn_Violin @Clara_Zilla I mean…the editor has to cut to something to make it work and if they didn't get enough footage, and there's no kitchen sink to cut to…
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1 year
@HailEternal @s_rene_jg "consumed into the body" hmmm exactly what a skrull would say...
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@AdriaLexi18 @KakapoJay They built the mall around it.
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5 years
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2 years
@cacmrg The janitor the next morning:
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@SamVanivray
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4 months
@Dorcks0608 @SwordOfAlicia @Mr_Periwinkl3 That's what his friends call him. "Hey Magnets, get a load of this!"
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
It's not officially the Holidays until I get my @VancityReynolds @Mintmobile holiday card!
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
@ddaengedarmy @Libbsaurus @AwwwwCats It’s so funny, people in US and other countries think all cats in a city have to be owned...they don’t!
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1 year
@MetaReflexive Also simplify the remaining titles: Lost Ark Raiders Doom Temple Crystal Skull Kingdom Destiny Dial
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
It's my birthday, and I'm almost at 5k followers. Who wants to help me reach 5 yangs? I'll donate $100 to #YangGang2020 if it happens tonight. #YangGang #YangGangLove
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5 years
black cats are the best
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br br br 🛁
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@SamVanivray
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3 years
@chrisatecheese @CaucasianJames I cut my hand on a Target cart.
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@SamVanivray
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6 years
@ktbobaytee @AnonymousQ1776 The Boston University shirt kind of gives it away.
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
@Aoiferosemary @LMplusG @LardFDorkness @Politidope A lot of folks didn’t listen to her words, they just projected their fears of women on her and felt an emotional “win” by the father figure. Two totally different views of the same debates.
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@SamVanivray
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10 months
@zachsilberberg We need something bold, like Crunk Sharto or something.
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2 years
@Goldxn_Violin The only good clip from a talk show I've seen in years.
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@SamVanivray
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9 months
It's my birthday. If you didn't get me a present you have to retweet this (in shame).
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@SamVanivray
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1 year
@danielirfan93 @buitengebieden @lunon0401 The dog without a basket looks like he's trying to scam…he doesn't have any money…
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@SamVanivray
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3 years
@RobotRecall @Drakoniques Oh god. It's like sorry Karen, I didn't realize my walking 4 miles to carry some groceries in the rain using a plastic bag that I will reuse at least once as you drive your SUV around all day and crank out babies was the bottleneck to climate correction.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@nypost Technically, would that be called a Sun Chip? 🤔
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@SamVanivray
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5 years
Alright, it's still my birthday. If I can reach 6k followers by end of tomorrow (Dec 25) I'll donate $1000 to #AndrewYang . No joke. #YangGang #YangGangLove #YangGang2020 #XmasEve
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5 years
It's my birthday, and I'm almost at 5k followers. Who wants to help me reach 5 yangs? I'll donate $100 to #YangGang2020 if it happens tonight. #YangGang #YangGangLove
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@SamVanivray
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1 year
@jptran14 @MrBartocci @RHNintendo @Spiderjuan777 @MyTimeToShineH We'll get a flashback scene showing another plane 10 minutes earlier accidentally dropping mattresses on the runway.
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@crispfallday @MaryJackalope Skill issue. Helps if you have shirts made mostly of cotton or viscose, and of course use an actual undershirt not like a thick t-shirt.
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@jonathanmb32 Tenet Protagonists Department
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10 months
@scrumble_eggs I want to see the feature film version of this.
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@SamVanivray
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11 months
My character didn't survive this movie.
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@bornposting A scene beforehand where a bunch of different Jedi ghosts have to battle to be the one that gets to talk to Luke.
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6 years
@uglyauntesther @kylegriffin1 Don't tell him about New England...
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4 years
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6 years
@DEADLINE I'm so disappointed that Vin Diesel isn't playing Sonic.
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5 years
@WTFVlDS I have questions. But I don't want answers.
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@janepire @PUSSICUNT Generic soap is not nearly as good as Dawn.
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2 months
@jailedamanda I just think it's funny that seeing Ving in one movie as a big bad gangster and that's Tom's first pick for a computer hacker character.
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7 years
Honestly, Gypsy, starring Naomi Watts, is the best series I've seen in the past couple years. @netflix
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1 year
@freenaynow Federal OSHA has enough inspectors to inspect workplaces only once every 165 years. State OSHA plans have enough inspectors to inspect workplaces once every 108 years.
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3 years
@hikikomorphism I drove a robot with an XBox 360 controller through the Pentagon & in front of Congress. But an intern did the wiring and it broke so at one point I was in a posh gov't office hot gluing some wires together (I didn't have a soldering iron) and it worked.
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3 years
Now on YouTube: "DON'T PANIC" Modified version of our 48 Hour Film Project: a short comedy time travel movie.
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@SamVanivray
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4 years
@elonmusk @NateSilver538 ventiSOONER rather than ventiLATOR send tweet
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4 years
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4 years
My life coach says I'm making progress. Did I say coach? I meant couch. Life couch. I'm talking to furniture.
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6 months
@spherection Makes dozens of movies set in his home city. Gets award for the one Boston movie.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
Nice #DCUChapterOne slate, but it will never beat this announcement:
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7 months
@seanjetravers Ocean's 11 acquaintances
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1 year
@jesawyer Star Wars should have been like this. Cut straight from them getting into X Wings to them back home getting awards.
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6 years
@Ender_zilla @xbaiIie @xbaiIie forgive me for leeching off your fame...I'd be honored if anybody watched the trailer for a movie I directed, coming to video soon:
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@LofiOffline @pebbut @Saab9_3TurboX @fellawhomstdve It is a basic action cut and they even got the continuity all correct which you don't even need to make it play.
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3 years
@RobotRecall @Drakoniques Sorry for going on a tangent. I'm not disabled but from the collective moments e.g. when I've had bosses thinking sinus infections are not real and stuff like that, I imagine chronically ill & disabled having to deal with that shit daily on top of everything else is nuts.
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@Sheila_Regan Hand over your critic badge. You're suspended.
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2 years
@mariebardi *sips martini* The name's Maverick. Top Gun Maverick.
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5 years
@WesleyYangGang Tell her that social security is going to make her lazy.
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3 years
@mattzollerseitz Recently somebody tweeted how a Raimi Spider-Man dialogue scene in the news office was so "chaotic." Literally every shot in His Girl Friday (1940) has that energy x 10.
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@TheAlexSylvian We need to talk about the Olyphant in the room.
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4 years
National Treasure 3 in which Nicolas Cage's character steals the entire US Treasury and gives out a stimulus to every American.
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@SamVanivray
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2 years
@edgarwright Yet we've never seen both of you in the same room at the same time, curious.
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2 years
I actually cooked something.
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5 years
@szorowitz @adamjohnsonNYC @daveweigel soon they’ll report it in number of molecules
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3 years
@AmaliaHalikias Imagine being an adult afraid of a necklace.
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3 years
@atikkat sigh-borg
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5 years
@NewGraffiti @scottEweinberg Spelled “awesome” wrong
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2 years
@JM3K This is the prequel to the Nicole Kidman AMC ad right?
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@SamVanivray
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6 months
@asdrawingaf "having affairs with my boss"
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