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@spherection
sage
4 months
why does he have this reputation as a pretentious old bat when he’s the type of person to be fuckin jazzed as hell about the ryan gosling dance number
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cinemaland
4 months
Martin Scorsese at the Oscars 2024. 📹Francesca Scorsese
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4 months
scorsese’s reaction to finally winning an oscar in 2007 lmao
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5 months
i know this is just meant as a sort of study but it kind of hits anyway
@punishedgummies
Crash Test Gummies
5 months
Checking out Steven Soderbergh’s weird semi-legal 2014 cut of Raiders Of The Lost Ark where he removed the audio (replaced with the Social Network soundtrack) and put it in black and white and honestly, it’s incredible
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9 months
spider-man 2 open matte scan. i have seen the face of god
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3 months
guy who likes Men
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3 months
As far as I’m concerned, Alex Garland is 4/4
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4 months
i wish the whole movie was this orange
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4 months
Right from the opening I knew it was going to hit.
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11 months
here’s a list of all the product placements i can recall
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4 months
actually the funniest movie ever made
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2 months
The way Art stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass.
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1 month
just rewatched fury road and yeah after seeing furiosa i can’t think of a better way to describe this than like a demo
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6 months
why cant you guys just release something the normal way
@A24
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6 months
Stop Making Sense is going back on tour. Monthly residency screenings begin Jan 27 in select cities with special merch and 4K Blu-ray pre-order available at every screening. Get tickets →
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8 months
like??
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sage
8 months
the killer even uses the hitman world of assassination font for its chapter titles lmao this rocks
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3 months
“avant garde letterboxd users”
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4 months
sorry i’m actually getting pissed off at the notion that ‘the matrix resurrections’ isn’t a completely genuine piece of filmmaking and is only valued as a sardonic metatextual waste of time to its audience and producers
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Matrix Resurrection is unironically a masterpiece if you consider the meta-text of the creator literally trying to tank the IP as hard as possible so that Warner Bros can't make money off it anymore
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1 month
these movies are miracles
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17 days
@eventualforever the one time i went to a mitski concert she was running her own merch table, and now there’s people meowing at her going viral on tiktok
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2 months
hold on is this movie good
@DailySquibs
Daily Squibs
2 months
HITMAN (Gens, 2007)
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5 months
i clipped this to dunk on people but i’ve been laughing at it for two minutes straight. i’ve watched it like ten times. he’s so fucking weird
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1 month
🤨
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Matty
1 month
I will never understand the Margaret Qualley love, no hate she’s just done nothing good yet
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7 months
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@4vataruniverse
Avatar Universe
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Avatar 2 is called The way of Water
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6 months
just asked a guy if he could momentarily turn the brightness up on his phone so i could scan his ticket and he said “oh no, no” and just walked in without actually getting it scanned
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4 months
this is a funny bit in the speech but i think how wonderful for him to remember the times strangers have told him these things. what a nice guy.
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6 months
@draculavoice
transfeminine frankenstein, m.a.
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this dark knight edit has cracked me up every time i think about it lately. i can hear it perfectly in my mind like a sentence mixed youtube poop
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5 months
after hours (1985) is a metroidvania
@regularaugust
august
5 months
Movies that can be considered “Metroidvanias”
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7 months
wouldn’t care half as much about ‘dial of destiny’ being a limp send-off for indiana jones if it was visually interesting. everything in it looks like cardboard next to how rich the colors are and how striking the framing is in the original three.
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6 months
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i said this in my little review but fury road is like the free bread the waiter brings out while you look at the menu and we just didn’t know it
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2 months
i don’t want to “just enjoy” movies i want them to make me feel things that jon watts is incapable of providing
@TVShowFreak123
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@spherection Y'all are so obsessive about movies. Just enjoy them for once.
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4 months
@McR1B69
McRib
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I think my favorite thing about Dune is the term “wormsign”
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6 months
working the box office on christmas day
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1 year
john wick chapter 4
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11 months
@JohnDiLillo this isn’t even all of them, someone in the replies reminded me that tiffany haddish got her sage from costco
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1 month
the doubters will not see heaven
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5 years
@snubpollard
God Hurricane “JOG”
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is it still inktober
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@biskitthagod123 punch-drunk love is me thank you
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7 months
this movie has no bad shots actually
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@SimonisLivin
Simòn
7 months
Of all the bad shots they could’ve picked they picked the only one that’s kinda cool I’m done 😭😭
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9 months
person who forgets that ‘they’ in certain contexts is singular
@BriAnimator_
𖤐 Bri 𖤐
9 months
Rewatched Barbarian once again because I love it, and noticed Keith says “that’s where THEY were” so we can assume there are multiple creatures in there? 👀
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4 months
@eventualforever i love when a check bites you in the ass because of something you said three hours ago
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2 years
@bornposting @TheDouggernaut fucking sucks that the first season is as good as it is and they thought that it’d be a smart business decision to not only fire the guy behind it and slash the budget, but double the episodes per season
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5 months
the cinematography in ‘old’ is, like everything in shyamalan’s filmography, very deliberate (and beautiful!)
@AlfredoFilmGeek
alfredosolisfuentes 🇲🇽
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@KruegerFreddee @SeanMX_7 @PunishedLibrary @Douggernaut_2 The cinematography is almost as embarrassing as the acting
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4 months
L + ratio + steven soderbergh
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@TheWhiplashFX
🅱️eon 🅱️. 🅱️ennedy
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@DiamondSpiderP I don’t like the look of the movie too much but people gotta give them a break, they filmed it during covid for crying out loud
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@AutismRonin furiosa is so much more than an action movie but i unequivocally believe its action is better than fury road’s
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8 months
good luck on your wordle
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7 months
kingdom of the crystal skull is so cool when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it isn’t
@Hears_a_Who
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7 months
@spherection Not defending Dial but show this scene in motion.
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1 year
@thejoshl the guy famous for that picture of him sticking his tongue out
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6 months
love this review of ‘goodbye, dragon inn’
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2 years
@TheDouggernaut jamie lee curtis still hot tho
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1 month
look at this fucking poster
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1 month
i am watching 'the killer' again
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4 years
@JeansandaTShirt @treyonfilms I read it as fronting for progressive issues in the most hollow way possible while really just contributing to the status quo and supporting the same archaic functions society has always had
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8 months
to be clear though those vfx artists deserve better working conditions and more money
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8 months
this movie’s got a bunch of funky textures
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2 months
@PunishedQuartz since they own the distro rights you can’t own this physically unless you either buy this stupid oversized $53 book or buy an out-of-print edition secondhand.
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2 years
@sponge_boi_ “marcel. put your shoes away marcel. i’m not gonna help you find your family right now marcel.”
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4 months
@Adam_Weast_ he made AFTER HOURS for pete’s sake
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1 year
@castawaySOS Maribel Verdú. this is from Y Tu Mamá También
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7 months
look. i’m not gonna say this is the pinnacle of filmmaking but this absolutely trounces everything in ‘dial of destiny’ visually
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@spherection Show us some of the jungle chase from Crystal Skull
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@KevMagnet “my soul is prepared, how’s yours?” gotta be the rawest line in any of these movies
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8 months
@_gordongeorge
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@worldofreel Maybe make films that don't require a toilet break?
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1 month
vindicated
@SilentDawnLB
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga re-tools Fury Road to make it look like an extended climax, a killer DLC, a micro extension of the larger picture. I can't imagine Fury Road without it now, and vice versa. I'm reeling over this movie.
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5 months
can’t believe this movie has been good the whole time
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4 months
@clementineultra the look on his face is so fucking good
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target employee asked if i had seen the new movie yet and i said yes i saw it last night and he said i’m pretty sure it’s the best movie i’ve ever seen in my entire life
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3 months
the “porn” in question is two actors in their underwear kissing
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11 months
me when it’s 1950 and i’m parked with my prom date who sure is pretty and she asks if i’d like to see her take her dress off but i’m scared of her father giving me a whoopin’ if he finds out about us
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11 months
do you think in the 50s on prom night when their dates took their dresses off the boys were like “gee whiz”
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@JFrankensteiner
John Frankensteiner
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Few things speak directly to a man's soul more than a movie/television scene that's just a guy driving at night, holding the shot as he stares ahead into an existential abyss, city lights reflecting in the windshield, cool soundtrack blaring, scene goes on just a little too long
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the art for the comic about jar jar’s dad goes crazy, and also this is the funniest comic panel i’ve ever seen
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no. that being said, that review in the first place posits the question “should 9/11 should be considered on the same level as the bombing of hiroshima and nagasaki?” to which the answer is also no
@paynushurts
FrenEnjoyer
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@rachelmillman People trying to come up with stuff need to ask themselves if it should be considered on the level as Akira or Godzilla
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10 months
god this is cool
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1 year
@indianloonie my favorite tidbit about this role is that he was 17 at the time so his mom had to be present when they filmed his sex scene
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1 year
@WagsKoop there are no wrong answers! you’re cooking!
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3 months
a few more open matte screencaps for my fellow tronheads
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1 year
seth rogen is like, obscenely good in the fabelmans
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4 months
@runningyonder this is directed at its audience just as much as its corporate financier. it’s not “bad on purpose” or “tanking the franchise” as much as it’s reaffirming to everyone that the story is lana’s and lilly’s
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3 months
'tron: legacy' open matte. bio-digital jazz, man
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11 months
appalled that i laughed at a nostalgia critic joke in the year of our lord 2023
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How could SpongeBob do this?!??!?!??!?!?
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imagining a better world where ‘the killer’ got nominated because they’d have to play the entire brute fight in the sizzle reel
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iana murray
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“dad why is my sister’s name rose” “because your mum loves roses” “thanks dad” “no problem 2016 academy award for sound editing”
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@TheNamesGirl were it not for the spirit of christmas inhabiting my soul today i may have done something rude
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3 years
@Dash2071 i come to you... humbled... and humiliated...
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@theoceanblooms supposedly they did this for empire strikes back, too. in echo base all the background extras are kids to give the impression that the building is bigger
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2 years
Avatar: The Way Of Water (Cameron, 2022)
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hideo kojima’s most recent game is probably the most well-executed the medium has ever been narratively, thematically, and metatextually
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5 months
the past dictates the future
@pugmane
Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫
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What’s your favorite “oh my god they’re actually doing this.” Moment from a movie or tv show.
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the killer even uses the hitman world of assassination font for its chapter titles lmao this rocks
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11 months
before any more of you quote-tweet this with some snarky “people talk about brands irl!!1!” quip i want you to give me a single human being who speaks in this manner
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@bornposting origins is the best one but you can’t play it on modern consoles because of woke
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@Runbash65 I HAVEN’T SEEN IT TO BEGIN WITH IT ISN’T REVISIONISM
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star wars 35mm scan :)
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@Goldxn_Violin i think i hauve covid
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4 months
so i LAUGHED IN HIS FACE AND TOLD HIM HE SHOULD WATCH MORE MOVIES!!!!!!
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3 years
@MojoblitzYT not really. films like this are the reason so many smaller theaters and studios are shuttering. unless you have the millions in marketing necessary to sway people you’re fucked. small productions can’t pay to have their work shown for a month straight like marvel movies.
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@SpiderBitpp it’s the *only* edition. if you want to own this at all you *have* to get this. all the other movies they’ve done in this collector’s edition format can also be had in standard editions for like $20. i wouldn’t be complaining if that were the case for Stop Making Sense, and yet…
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7 months
fake movie
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@WilliamPrice413 people living in villages built on the water is not a concept invented by michael dimartino and bryan konietzko, sorry
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