'Why Can't I Get Over My Ex-Best Friend?'
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@KaylaDemlow28
@gothspiderbitch
They literally gave Kim a lock of Marilyn’s hair for fun and you think we should take anything Ripley’s has to say seriously. Nothing about lending out historical items to celebrities and giving away locks of dead icon’s hair is professional or worth trusting.
Taurus and Scorpio risings crave intimacy and closeness more than you could possibly imagine. They also fear intimacy and closensss more than you could possibly imagine.
Virgo is just as desperate to escape reality as Pisces. They think that by creating order in chaos and doing things the “right” way, they can stave off the negative effects of existence. And they often feel surprised when things still manage to go wrong.
We pay therapists $350 per session to tell us to drink tea and meditate but you don’t want to pay an experienced astrologer a one time fee of $350 to map out the course of your entire life with startling accuracy?
@PhadkeTai
Human beings love for the same exact reasons that dogs and cats do—food, comfort, reproduction, oxytocin. It's literally the same thing. HORMONES. If anything, it's human beings overcomplicating love.
@wraithfodder
@nypost
The people cringing this have never been anywhere or seen anything, It’s 2023 and they’re still surprised to see a woman’s arm pit hair. If I threw a rock into the street in LA, it would land on a woman with arm pit hair.
@jdesmondharris
They treated me with respect without tolerating disrespect. They protected me when I needed it. They believe in me. And they’re also just cool people that I would naturally gravitate toward anyway.
@HeavenlyGrandpa
I feel like masters degrees really used to mean something before the 2000’s. Now, no one wants to pay anyone what they’re worth, and so a masters degree doesn’t usually help you get paid more.
@laurenashastro
WHAAAAT!! Man… I was 2 feet away from him trying to get his attention on the red carpet. Can you imagine if I got to talk about astro with him? 🥹
@timeforjaya
It’s a relatively new thing in human history for human beings to live in separate bedrooms. We all used to pile our families into one room. Did the parents fuck outside with the bears?
@lingerie_addict
@juliaereck
It’s hilarious how their careers just can’t seem to bounce back from that. The final season was just so embarrassingly bad... they even made us wait 2 years for that shit.
@PhadkeTai
@AGirlOfHerWords
Too complex of an emotion? This is so species-centric and kind of ignorant! Human beings are not the only creatures with intensely complex emotions. See: Whales, dogs, dolphins, parrots etc.
@AddieHillman1
@Cummingstime
@tarlbludworth
@isabelzawtun
Exactly. Goth has many subcultures/expressions, especially when you factor in modern offshoots. If someone dressed like Siouxsie in the 00’s, they would have been labeled as emo or scene. Japanese street fashion is like a mix between goth and scene. Point blank—it’s all relative.
@earthdomdirtbag
LA is actually extremely health and nature oriented, we literally measure status based on how often you drink green juice. All of California is actually a Virgo, so not just LA.
@BoofieBois
@FilmUpdates
Batman is a fictional character, he’s not supposed to be anything. Why not be open to different interpretations, maybe one that doesn’t encourage body dysmorphia?
Spread your wings, early 20’s kids! You deserve to be respected in your growth. Leave your bubble, meet new people, become who you were always meant to be, and surround yourself with people who see you and love you for who you really are.
@SherwinWilliams
@dominomag
Honestly disgusted with your company and people won’t forget it. You guys pulled a Karen on the one employee who actually cared about their job.
@chrisbrennan7
My cat had a litter of kittens. The first two were Libra risings—totally social, flirtatious, mischievous, etc. The second two were Scorpio risings—moody, slow to trust, exceptionally loyal and choosy about people. Love it.
@hellolanemoore
@szarpatricio
The tongue-in-cheek nature of this tweet was obvious, this didn’t even have to be said. Why do people on Twitter have to pick every joke apart until it stops being funny?
To all the people who judge and look down on their friends who partake in recreational drugs—have you ever considered that some people need drugs to enjoy being around you?
@evilrashida
@hyfreelance
The reason they’re only cutting a little bit of hair is that is supposed to be symbolic of how much hair Mahsa Amini was destroyed over. To be fair, how many of you have actually said ANYTHING about Iran?
@wetfIowers
Man, the fact that I'm a Cancer rising/Pisces moon and I have driven a few Aquarius men into madness. Water signs can definitely play with air signs, trust.
Something astrologers don’t give themselves another credit for is literally learning another language that has been passed down for thousands and thousands of years; a language that the cosmos speak. It’s rad as fuck.
@jljacobson
@AnaKasparian
Such a false equivalency. Bernie actually called Biden out for several of the awful things about his record throughout this primary, unlike Warren. Instead, she spent way more of her time attacking Bernie and his followers than she ever did taking Biden to task.