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@PFTCommenter Super, super excited for when y’all decide this particular schtick isn’t worth it anymore.

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@BarstoolBigCat Tripping an intro level course for Duke athletes.

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@esaagar @elonmusk “The news is moving very quickly” Fabricates a sense of urgency as a smokescreen for not truly caring about getting a response from you.

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@baduemonet “She’s really funny.” “Let’s hope so.”

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@TeslaTruckClub @elonmusk I absolutely hate April Fools Day

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@DGlaucomflecken Trauma chief to one of my classmates during our surgical clerkship: “Don’t stand with your hands behind your back during rounds. Only attendings can stand like that.”

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One thing about nephrologists I wish everyone knew during an AKI course: I PROMISE that if dialysis helped speed up renal recovery or shortened the process (and might in a congestion scenario), we’d all jump to do it. But it doesn’t. And can harm/protract that recovery. Let

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@BarstoolBigCat Frost still affecting everything 2 days later.

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@BarstoolBigCat Was desperately waiting for Trebek to come out of nowhere and pack that shot at the end.

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It’s 2020 and I’m still getting radiology requests to “coordinate dialysis after contrast” for euvolemic, long-term HD patients. The glacial inertia of medicine in the face of greater knowledge/data might be the most frustrating clinical part of practice.

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@nursekelsey The way we’ve always done it is the best way to keep doing it.

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@DGlaucomflecken I saw an ophtho at the hospital today. Made a wish.

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@JoePompliano He doesn’t really seem like a stand up guy.

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@LyftGyft Tagged in Spiegel huh? For a video nearly 3 years old.

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Me when the ED gives Toradol to the patient that came in with an AKI

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The innermost circle of nephrology hell is reserved for “nephrologists” that initiate RRT based on eGFR alone.

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@hen_ease Very cool Jake!

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@DGlaucomflecken Imagine the protection against eye trauma afforded by this revolutionary goggle system.

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Me when people starting talking about “uremia” in the ICU

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@saugarmaripuri @JeromeAdamsMD This level of practicality would be foreign to 80% of the American population.

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@DrJMarine “I don’t know” is always the correct answer. I’m wary of anyone that’s afraid to admit (or worse, recognize) what they don’t know.

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@PFTCommenter Thanks Boom

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@SWBFUpdates It’d be nice to have an icon or symbol to know my squad/group. If there’s a bonus for sticking together I need to know who to stay with.

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What a day - lots of hydralazine writing for HTN, ran some acute RRT based purely on creatinine, gave Mucomyst for renal protection, and ordered albumin to aid diuresis. #AprilFools

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@SawyerMerritt Would love to see the Venn diagram of Buc-ees frequenters and Benz owners.

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@BarstoolBigCat Brooks wins the PGA @PMTsportsbiz Hole in One. The signs were all there.

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@LyftGyft I’ve attached a screenshot with the date of the upload. I’m not someone that can poorly attempt to date cars by wheels, so date stamps are super helpful for me. NB: That tweet wasn’t trying to be funny. Just found the instant negativity and Spiegel tag…interesting.

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@hen_ease As an AWL I’d be more worried about a rogue yawn

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@MikeCrow164334 @3YearLetterman @RonDeSantis Milk, the only thing random about Coach is the CD changer in his fully loaded Taurus.

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@greg16676935420 I think you just hit the back button on your browser and then clear your history. You’ll be fine.

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@BarstoolBigCat Don’t know who this is. I am proud of that.

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@vj_v_ The best there is, the best there was, and the first to ever be.

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If the serum sodium is 158 and you’ve not been giving hypertonic saline, I can guarantee you that giving back a couple L of water will not adversely affect pulmonary status.

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@TouringPlans @LenTesta Bartender: “Hey you look like that Hank Lonely guy.” @LenTesta : “I get that a lot.”

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I’ve always been impossibly proud of my dad and his coaching career. Nearly 3 decades @RSCCBasketball and now @TJCAAthletics Hall of Fame (and the @Citadel1842 Athletic HOF). An incredible father, husband, teacher, and mentor. And he’d never tell you any of this. So I will!

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@gbosslet Interest rates too high for financing for all but @3YearLetterman echelon of society that can buy outright

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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Why would a billionaire short anything? What extra capital could he possibly need?

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@BarstoolBigCat Documentary called Luz Change?

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Somebody, anybody, tell me what it means to “optimize renal function” to help with imaging/procedure. Like it’s a verb phrase/procedure to make numbers better. In the meantime, I’ll go wave my optimization wand.

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@AaronGoodman33 Maybe some unpaid summer internships working in doctors’ offices to show they are SERIOUS about medicine.

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@DannyMekic @nikitabier @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Probably wanted to be VP while working from home.

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@Caulimovirus The act of appropriately not dialyzing also takes a lot more thought and effort. From my unfortunate exposure to a “Doctor B” it’s as much laziness or lack of effort/thought/caring for why they just dialyze. And when they UF them into kidney oblivion, it also becomes easy $

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@tpjmd @DrCasteelEM I’ve seen two, though a long time ago. Glad you haven’t seen it and hope you never will. Cool to be super flippant, though.

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@BarstoolBigCat Is this taken from a Robert Frost poem? Beautiful words.

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@IM_Crit_ Hundreds of thousands of nephrons cried out in terror.

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@crookedheartdoc @DGlaucomflecken I’ll be handing these out next week

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Humbled and honored to receive the London Award for teaching from our @utgsm internal medicine residents. Love working with/teaching them!

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@bsimeone @WholeMarsBlog Just drove us 8 miles on 10.6.1 to a doctors appt. Driveway to parking lot. Not even a need for me to hit accelerator. No takeovers. No disengagements. Can’t wait for 10.7.

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@rayd1475 @ray4tesla @roadshow Just did 200 miles last night. Dark, interstate. Zero phantom braking. But go on, Roadshow.

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Have to agree with @MilMileBattery on #FSDBeta 10.5. After a number of issues with 10.4, I just drove from the hospital to home - 11 miles with multiple left turns - with no disengagements and only one intervention (accelerator to start moving at a R on red). Impressive.

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If you're worried about volume, pressors >>>> diuretics for UOP when the MAP is less than 55. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Something I read today: “Impressive edema. I do realize the risk of putting him into worsening renal failure with Lasix.” I want to start a GoFundMe to raise money for a national ad campaign to put this incredibly widespread misunderstanding to bed. Who’s with me?

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My 8yo looking at onion skin under her new microscope: Look dad! You can see the lines! Me: Awesome! You know sometimes at work to help people with kidney problems I look at their pee under a microscope. Her: I really wish you hadn’t told me that...

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@SocialAdmission Time to update the ED garb, @DGlaucomflecken

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@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Quite a bargain for a parody law expert.

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@SegalMin @kidney_boy And that IF I live to be 90 I’d be so lucky to have their function/numbers.

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@MilMileBattery @SawyerMerritt Perfect car for just creeping around in traffic since it can’t sustain top power.

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@Justin_Martin23 Trés comas

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I am rapidly approaching a point in my life where I’d simply prefer non-nephrologists not say anything at all about patients’ labs. Rarely correct. Rarely nuanced. Often needlessly distressing. The psychological damage the non-nephros inflict is so hard to overcome. #endrant

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@ArtButSports @bepryor You never miss.

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Colby Rey Nesbit 3:02 PM 7lb 13oz Welcome to the world! Praise God for her healthy arrival and a smooth delivery for Mom!

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Years ago a 97yo pt of mine was upset in the AM as I rounded. I asked why. “The last doctor in here said I can’t have Reese’s cups anymore.” She’d had 2 every day for 20+ years. I’d remembered a local TV news story about Ms. Sullivan and her Dr. Peppers, relayed the story,

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The Arcane Texas Fact of the Day: When Elizabeth Sullivan turned 104 years old back in 2015, she told CBS DFW that the doctor she turns to is none other than Dr Pepper. "People try to give me coffee for breakfast. Well, I'd rather have a Dr Pepper," she said. "I started drinking

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@PFTCommenter Cowboy Honk. Amazing.

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NBC: non stop promos and pressure on Simone Biles for weeks leading up to the summer Olympics. “Our bad” Also NBC: Here’s 17 replays of Mikaela Shiffrin skiing out. And will no doubt run 6 more hours of promos/analysis on that.

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Me when I see someone walking up to rounds talking about acute uremic encephalopathy

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What if @NephMadness wasn’t about the results, but the unified outrage at the annual #BlueRibbonFail we had along the way?

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Saw a post with ECMO and CKRT mentioned. So we say kidney instead of renal for “ease of understanding”, but extracorporeal still flies? #teamrenal

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@crookedheartdoc As a somewhat neutral observer, I cannot for the life of me understand anyone would want Pearl back over Barnes. On floor results essentially the same. Risk of penalty way higher with one. Character/faith way higher with another. Seems no contest. If those things matter.

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@andyjayhawk “Millions would die every day” This is embarrassing for all involved.

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@BarstoolBigCat See if @PFTCommenter will match?

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@PardonMyTake Uh we don't say that name anymore.

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@eviljinious1 @maphumanintent @CleanAirCChNC Clean air Carrboro. About the comment I’d expect from such a handle.

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Not for anyone in particular, but “baseline creatinine” is not the lowest creatinine value you’ve managed to find in the last 5 years.

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@PolitiReality So this is really it this time, right?

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@kidney_boy Can I just say I’m way more concerned about the glucose correction rate than the sodium “correction” rate here?

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@TeslaPodcast In the end, it was inevitable.

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Ordering Lasix and IVF together, personified.

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@TrungTPhan Put it on the Ocho, @espn

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@medicalaxioms My favorite “vital sign” : Stated/chronological age versus age the patient actually appears to be. I swear this is a strong predictor of clinical outcome.

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@IM_Crit_ At least epinephrine isn’t on the list!

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@AndyOstroy @elonmusk @billmaher I can’t imagine anything more lame than putting one’s political affiliation in their profile. A party of other people defines/describes you? Cool.

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I think PO clonidine should be a restricted/controlled/REMS med. Literally anything to keep it from being used as frequently as it is.

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@katiewiskar To paraphrase Dr. Tom Golper, "I don't know is ALWAYS the correct answer." If you don't know, recognize you don't. Fantastic advice.

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@allisonoconn My first night on call in the same q3 30h calls, two patients coded a total of 8 times after 7P. Learned a ton from the situation and the CVICU RNs. That single night made me way more comfortable with running codes for the rest of residency. It’s exhausting. Hope it goes well.

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@bluthquotes She calls it a mayonegg.

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Ham is for poors

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@bendreyfuss Related: if you’re waiting to get ON to the elevator, then all of those pictured get to exit before you get on.

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Among the many things I love about my University Nephrology practice and working @utmedicalcenter is that I get to teach/work with our @utgsm family medicine residents as they rotate through subspecialties. Thank you for this great honor!

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@BarstoolBigCat If he was from California and surfed he would legitimately be the most intimidating human alive.

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