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Joined January 2010
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Moving this operation over to Threads. Come by and say annyong
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I know you're the big marriage expert - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby, you’ve got a stew going.
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Social distancing
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Pulled from Spotify
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These are my awards. From Army.
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1 year anniversary of this deleted scene from Arrested Development
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Go see a Star War. #StarWars
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“Annyong.”
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steve holt
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Doug Mills
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. @realDonaldTrump First Lady Melania Trump greet supporters as they arrive in Johnstown, PA to attend the Flight 93 September 11 Memorial Service in Shanksville, PA
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She mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.
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Stupid cornballing piece of *!^+#.
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ALDI recalls thousands of deep fryers due to burn and fire hazards
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And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.
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Are we nearing the end here?
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Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
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😅
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Time for a new start
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International House of Bluth
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Would a coward have these?
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She calls it a “mayonegg”
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The most successful people I’ve met: 1. Always leave a note. 2. Never order the Skip’s Scramble. 3. Don’t yell. 4. Know there’s money in the 🍌 stand. 5. Don’t touch the Cornballer.
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It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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A new year, a new start. #anustart #NewYearsEve
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I don’t care for Elon
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Elon Musk's dad says he's not proud of Tesla founder, favors brother
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Happy Father’s Day
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Bored at home
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TAKE A LOOK AT BANNER!
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Narrator: He was far from the best.
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Kevin
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@realDonaldTrump You’re the best!
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Season 5 is writing itself at this point
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You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
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Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
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Me
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This is the only #egg that matters
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I don’t care for this
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Variety
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Netflix Removing ‘Arrested Development,’ Including Streamer’s Original Seasons
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However, she mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.
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Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it? Michael: That's a cross. Maeby: Across from where?
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“These are my awards. From Army.”
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2021 was pretty great
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I don’t care for GOB
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George Michael is trending here
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Same
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He’s very good
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Omg finally
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I don’t care for GOB
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NO TOUCHING!!!
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I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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President Trump: "Our country is doing well."
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Catching up on news from the world of chess
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$10
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I really, really hate to say this but. I need one more banana
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It’s one stamp, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
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STEVE HOLT
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This gif doesn’t have sound but I bet you can hear it
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Well... bye.
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He’s very good
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Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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It’s one day of weed, Michael… what could it cost, $50?
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Ian Schwartzman
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People will pay $8 for a coffee every morning to have their name on it, $10 a month for a streaming service to watch repeats of an old show, $50 a day on weed, but won’t pay for verification of their own identity on Twitter without acting like it’s costing them their life.
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These are my awards. From Army.
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I meant to say I HAVEN’T made a huge mistake.
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Happy Mother’s Day
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