This goes out to the seniors in HS that are now starting to put their college in their Instagram bio: The apostrophe goes before your expected graduation year, like so ‘27. Don’t be that guy with it after the number, you look like an idiot.
Was in a bar line a minute ago in a foreign country and some random douchebag looking dude tapped my shoulder and asked “yo you went to st Chris right?” 😭😭 “ I was in your boys pledge class at Sydney”
Yea
I just want CCV Bernies camp adult pool super stars GonP my mom my dog my dad the river sunset golf burger dogs quesadilla roll ups the water front bald face hikes supper hikes craft shop hoops w friends jack browns cool springs steam room and a breath of fresh air holy shit
Class cancelled tomorrow for winning the natty is like the “15 minute rule” we had in highschool where you could leave if your teacher didn’t show up after 15 mins. Great idea in theory however it’s just not the case
Why does every bitch from Auburn have some spiritual shit in their bio like they don’t get fucked and get wasted every day. Ay u going to heaven tho fr
2 takeaways from my buddies shirt
1) This is fuckin sweet bro 💯
2) How many “the games” and “oldest rivalry in the south” games are played throughout the south each year? Like 50?
Wagon Wheel is a song written by a musical genius that’s in a band from southwest Va. The song describes hitchhiking journey through Appalachia that stopped in Roanoke, Va and Johnson City, Tn on their voyage to Raleigh. SC has nothing to do with this song
Hot blonde came up to Squid was like you know you’re balding right. Squid says yea thanks I’m actually super self conscious about it hahahah. Hot blonde goes well I think bald spots on men are hottt 🥵🥵 and started petting his bald spot
😂😂😂
@kennypowers956
If you hosted the Master’s Champions Dinner, what would be on your menu?
Main - Pulled pork, brisket, and shrimp
Sides - Mac & cheese, green beans, cole slaw, corn on the cob, potato wedges, corn bread, rolls
Desert - strawberry ice cream
Last April, the greatest sports video ever was aired Thursday of the Masters. It featured a raspy voice over with a slowed down beat of Eric Church’s Record Year. It was not the traditional voice that usually is featured in Masters videos. If anyone can find it please let me know
Caitlyn Clarke plays ball like how I played on my middle school B team. Go go go offense with the ultimate green light (green light granted by my dad in the stands not the coach)
Valentine’s Day is so blown out of proportion by girls just so they can get free shit all week. Nobody gave a fuck about Valentine’s Day years ago, this is new.
#liberals
#bidensamerica
1. The homeless people doing drugs while I walk to my 8am
2. Bluff road
3. The railroad being a daily inconvenience
4. Why the hell is the stadium over there
5. There isn’t a single parking spot in the whole city
6. Hammond Skyhawks
7. Wannabe rednecks
8. Loud engines
I feel like I owe it to my Columbia buddies now and compliment their home
1. Sunsets
2. Y’all’s houses
3. Asio
4. Close hunting land
5. Heathwood jv baseball
6. Seventh woods mixtape glaze
7. Y’all’s moms southern accents
8. The white silverados everywhere
9. Pete Leventis
Some dude last night said to me “name 3 things you don’t like about Columbia I promise you can’t” ill sit here for 20 mins if u want me to my man. All love tho
No flex zone, no flex zone
Dey know better!!!! they know better!!!!!
No ❌ flex 💪 zone 💯📈!!!
This commercial got me turning up on a Sunday. Boutta go get me some wings
All the usc bball tweets saying like “this what yall get for picking us to be last” and “last in the sec yall said??” Like dude we were absolutely supposed to be last ur lying to urself if u say otherwise we were losing by 20 to wofford at half and were so dog shit last year
Logo-fuck (v): When one’s apparel has a symbol or other design of a more significant organization than the symbol on your apparel at that point in time
Ex:
Damn you got on that Ocean Course polo, nice logo fuck ✊🏻
Ay u see that dude logo fuckin us with that Augusta hat on? Jeez
Thanks for the inspiration
@WDraffin
Here I go with my top 5 favorite athletes
1) Marshall Henderson
2) Devonta Smith
3) Tom Brady
4) Theo Pinson
5) Ryan Switzer
HM - Xavier Leggette, Kobe, Randy Moss, Richard Sherman, and Mike
Lemme hear some
The Strom sauna / pool is closed at the WORST times!!!!
@UofSC
@UofSCstudents
Why close from 9am-12? That is the ONLY time I ever want to use the hot tub and sauna. Please consider this tweet seriously, I want to help. Thanks.