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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
This goes out to the seniors in HS that are now starting to put their college in their Instagram bio: The apostrophe goes before your expected graduation year, like so ‘27. Don’t be that guy with it after the number, you look like an idiot.
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@balls_2004
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What do you want to do when you’re older? Me:
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Kyle Kennard skipped class for the first time today. Glad to know he’s locked in for Saturday. LFG
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@balls_2004
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4 months
How many bitches in the southeast are on ozempic
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@JRoceatsbox Gay tweet and I’d probably agree with the tik tok
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@balls_2004
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7 months
Bloody Mary’s taste like a ketchup smoothie with mulch in it. So pissed I don’t like them tho they seem gas but actually suck
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@tr3llyburner Mentioned
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Trinity Episcopal School of Richmond, Va would be happy to have you for a 5th year of high school.
@RamirMcCray28
Ramir "Mir" McCray
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18 Years Old ‼️‼️‼️ RB/LB 4.47 40yd dash… Squat- 620lbs Bench- 365 Looking for a WALK ON OPPORTUNITY‼️‼️
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Was in a bar line a minute ago in a foreign country and some random douchebag looking dude tapped my shoulder and asked “yo you went to st Chris right?” 😭😭 “ I was in your boys pledge class at Sydney” Yea
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@balls_2004
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6 months
Omg no way u snagged a pic with the buccees beaver that’s legendary
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@balls_2004
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6 months
Neil Shipley wearing some golden gooses in butler cabin is fucking disgusting
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@balls_2004
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6 months
I just want CCV Bernies camp adult pool super stars GonP my mom my dog my dad the river sunset golf burger dogs quesadilla roll ups the water front bald face hikes supper hikes craft shop hoops w friends jack browns cool springs steam room and a breath of fresh air holy shit
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@balls_2004
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Class cancelled tomorrow for winning the natty is like the “15 minute rule” we had in highschool where you could leave if your teacher didn’t show up after 15 mins. Great idea in theory however it’s just not the case
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@balls_2004
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6 months
Why does every bitch from Auburn have some spiritual shit in their bio like they don’t get fucked and get wasted every day. Ay u going to heaven tho fr
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
9 months
2 takeaways from my buddies shirt 1) This is fuckin sweet bro 💯 2) How many “the games” and “oldest rivalry in the south” games are played throughout the south each year? Like 50?
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
5 months
Twitter burner verse now for dudes is like how vsco was in middle school for girls
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
Post door dash clarity is a serious issue sometimes #damn #really #cmon
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
4 months
Crisp. Coming out with an Octodog tutorial soon
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@balls_2004
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7 months
This is the time of the year when girls attractiveness peaks
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
8 months
The more you post on your private story the less fun your having irl
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
6 months
😢
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@balls_2004
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Bannnnnngggggggggggggg
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@balls_2004
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3 months
If u can’t bike the speed limit get that shit off the road and find a different place to be a loser
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@balls_2004
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7 months
Wagon Wheel is a song written by a musical genius that’s in a band from southwest Va. The song describes hitchhiking journey through Appalachia that stopped in Roanoke, Va and Johnson City, Tn on their voyage to Raleigh. SC has nothing to do with this song
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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Hot blonde came up to Squid was like you know you’re balding right. Squid says yea thanks I’m actually super self conscious about it hahahah. Hot blonde goes well I think bald spots on men are hottt 🥵🥵 and started petting his bald spot 😂😂😂 @kennypowers956
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@balls_2004
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7 months
If you hosted the Master’s Champions Dinner, what would be on your menu? Main - Pulled pork, brisket, and shrimp Sides - Mac & cheese, green beans, cole slaw, corn on the cob, potato wedges, corn bread, rolls Desert - strawberry ice cream
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@balls_2004
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6 months
@GamecockFB @Broncos Graphic is pretty wack
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
8 months
Please take WSMFP out of your burner bio dog
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
8 months
This freeman girl just took aux from me and played like 8 young boy songs in a row and rapped every word the entire time without fail
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
5 months
I ain’t no tiga wish he could I’m TIGA WOODS 🐅 💯❗️ #congrats to myself.
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@balls_2004
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7 months
Already been asked like 20 “how many beers?” questions and the game just tipped off. #THISiswomensball
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@balls_2004
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8 months
“I’m actually a 2nd year on the grounds” you’re actually gay word word word #thehall
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@balls_2004
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9 months
“Heyyy how was ur break”… I don’t give a fuck 😐
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7 months
All the white bitches love DJ burns. His big smelly ass 😂😂
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7 months
All the chapel hill buddies referring to me as balls puts a smile on my face #FreeDKE
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
Moondance Focus Martha’s Adventures Vineyard
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Why do Alabama people wear light blue shirts when did that start being a thing
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@balls_2004
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1 year
Twitter I’d like to introduce you to the Octodog
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@balls_2004
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7 months
My boy got so fucked up last night he copped a Jack Stepanian T shirt 😂
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
9 months
If ur from Charleston and have chucktown in ur bio im sorry but ur a f**got
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@balls_2004
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8 months
@404nayser The rope hat on my boys belt next to him 😂😂
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7 months
On a mish
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
11 months
First rule is I don’t make the rules. Second rule is wear your Barbour to the oyster roast.
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
6 months
Last April, the greatest sports video ever was aired Thursday of the Masters. It featured a raspy voice over with a slowed down beat of Eric Church’s Record Year. It was not the traditional voice that usually is featured in Masters videos. If anyone can find it please let me know
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
2 years
LeYouAintgettingthatcall
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1 year
Drake Maye looks like he goes to CCV
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Balls ‘04
1 year
Fade parents weekend this weekend and drop tilted all night with the bois ??? #FyouMom
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
6 months
Caitlyn Clarke plays ball like how I played on my middle school B team. Go go go offense with the ultimate green light (green light granted by my dad in the stands not the coach)
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@balls_2004
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8 months
Valentine’s Day is so blown out of proportion by girls just so they can get free shit all week. Nobody gave a fuck about Valentine’s Day years ago, this is new. #liberals #bidensamerica
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
The game is lowkey tomorrow (via transitive property) cuz tomorrow the game will be tomorrow 📠💯❗️
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
3 years
Save a spot for me in heaven #Moses
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6 months
“Id give her ass buckets dude” #ChampionshipSunday #ladyballcocks
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@balls_2004
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7 months
Masters polo, khakis, costas. Happy St Pattys Day
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
8 months
1. The homeless people doing drugs while I walk to my 8am 2. Bluff road 3. The railroad being a daily inconvenience 4. Why the hell is the stadium over there 5. There isn’t a single parking spot in the whole city 6. Hammond Skyhawks 7. Wannabe rednecks 8. Loud engines
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@balls_2004
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Sure we are
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@balls_2004
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8 months
I feel like I owe it to my Columbia buddies now and compliment their home 1. Sunsets 2. Y’all’s houses 3. Asio 4. Close hunting land 5. Heathwood jv baseball 6. Seventh woods mixtape glaze 7. Y’all’s moms southern accents 8. The white silverados everywhere 9. Pete Leventis
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
11 months
The rumors are true #balls #balls2004
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
Fuck you mom this is ass I’m going to cool springs
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@balls_2004
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Got to college and lost my sense of smell. Haven’t smelled shit in 2 years
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@balls_2004
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1 year
This is sorority girl private story hell week
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
9 months
When u find a new favorite song during the week then play it on aux for that first time on Friday night… not many better feelings #damn #thisfire
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
2 years
Rihanna got me on my feet rn
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
4 months
Gotta get Minter up and moving around. A&M might need this in the 9th #CWS #freshair
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
8 months
Some dude last night said to me “name 3 things you don’t like about Columbia I promise you can’t” ill sit here for 20 mins if u want me to my man. All love tho
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
7 months
How does Yale out rebound Baylor? Simple question requires a simple answer. Can someone please tell how this is possible
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“Yo the Futurebirds are from Richmond right?” Ight bro enough
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@balls_2004
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10 months
Playoff should’ve been Bama Georgia Missouri Ole Miss #glaze
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@balls_2004
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2 months
Please God no stop making powder blue gamecock polos please please please stop let’s not be gay when we don’t have to
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@balls_2004
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7 months
Always some white dude in March that makes a name for himself
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@balls_2004
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7 months
No flex zone, no flex zone Dey know better!!!! they know better!!!!! No ❌ flex 💪 zone 💯📈!!! This commercial got me turning up on a Sunday. Boutta go get me some wings
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@balls_2004
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Shut the fuck up
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@balls_2004
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10 months
Officially team LIV after the Charlie woods glaze masterclass the PGA Tour social media has put on the past few weeks
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@balls_2004
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@tel3tuby_snip3r “Dudes she’s literally only 5’11 I’d cook her off the dribble too”
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
9 months
All the usc bball tweets saying like “this what yall get for picking us to be last” and “last in the sec yall said??” Like dude we were absolutely supposed to be last ur lying to urself if u say otherwise we were losing by 20 to wofford at half and were so dog shit last year
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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Logo-fuck (v): When one’s apparel has a symbol or other design of a more significant organization than the symbol on your apparel at that point in time Ex: Damn you got on that Ocean Course polo, nice logo fuck ✊🏻 Ay u see that dude logo fuckin us with that Augusta hat on? Jeez
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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Thanks for the inspiration @WDraffin Here I go with my top 5 favorite athletes 1) Marshall Henderson 2) Devonta Smith 3) Tom Brady 4) Theo Pinson 5) Ryan Switzer HM - Xavier Leggette, Kobe, Randy Moss, Richard Sherman, and Mike Lemme hear some
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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3 point specialist and facilitator play style. I’d suggest moving without the ball on offense to find some open shots to get in your rhythm @sam_evins
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@balls_2004
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Love grabbing a football and telling these kids to go deep
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1 year
College Gameday is officially on the TV, sources confirm.
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@On3sports @MarkHalperin I bet my friend Will Pace is gonna be there too so
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@balls_2004
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2 months
It’s Thursday and we got a game on Saturday
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@balls_2004
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3 years
@sam_evins @jacktoscano15 I’m buying stock in this tweet. Currently has 4 likes
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@Stev3nGlansberg How to dress like a baller 101
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Pat McAfee thinks he’s the Trump of college football but he’s gay so it doesn’t really work
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1 year
Post road trip jerk top 2 not 2 type shit
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@BCrawford247 NIU should not sniff the rankings
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State of South Carolina Citizenship test. Do you own a brackish beaux tie?
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@balls_2004
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The Strom sauna / pool is closed at the WORST times!!!! @UofSC @UofSCstudents Why close from 9am-12? That is the ONLY time I ever want to use the hot tub and sauna. Please consider this tweet seriously, I want to help. Thanks.
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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Checking in from over seas. Officially declared this is the last time I’ll leave the home land. Miss my buddies @Beastquake300 @xw_aliciousness @rickdalton_5 @dodopooppoop Hope yall get lucky tonight #Messimessi #thebeautiful #golgolgol
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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@Barstool_Cocks Quit posting this shit. Nothing we can do now. There’s a game to win on Saturday cmon
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
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She gonna go for 60. I said it before da game 😂 ha. Before tha game I said she was gonna go for 60
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@balls_2004
Balls ‘04
1 year
Everyone else can enjoy their chips and queso tonight while @JebHunter and I do it the right way and eat some real Mexican 🇲🇽 #CincodeMayo #LikeABoss
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@balls_2004
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10 months
Just picked up stuffys before I board this plane. Gotta feel bad for whoever’s next to me for the next 6 hours
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@balls_2004
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4 months
I’m coppin this shirt and rocking it to Breakers every night next fall
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@balls_2004
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@OrgyPower1063 George Gallagher
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Balled your brother yesterday @tel3tuby_snip3r
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