Cowboys super fan, MFFL, Conductor of the Min Woo Lee Train, Sooner Bred, Jarnold SZN, 99 overall legend in nba 2k20 mypark, I hit pull cuts. 6.4 handicap
Top 5 pen rips…
1. The first pen rip of the day
2. 15 beers deep pen rip at the bar to save the blackout
3. Pre Shower pen rip
4. On the couch
5. Nature ripper
Honorable Mention, pre workout pen rip
Rumor has it Rebound Bosh is entering the transfer portal from Coffee University. Redbull has their eyes on bosh but he is crystal balled Celsius Tech. Expect a commitment very soon from the kid -
@wojespn
Better beer, better concert, better Colombian marching powder, jarnold szn at ou. Man finals szn is awesome.
@JSagmire
let me hit a geeb.
#kelleoubrelightskin
@JSagmire
Bro I’m not even joking this sounds made up but I just made it through security at love field and got a hand job basically from the TSA Agent. Was he an old black guy with grey hair?
I as a die hard cowboys fan will not accept the snobby loser fair weather bandwagon ass fans that start talking after playing 17 regular season games. Shut the fuck up you bastard you don’t know what I’ve been through the past 21 years as I fan, I’ve earned this you have not
#DAK
Saw a dude wearing an ou shirt proceeded to say boomer but he said nothing back and stared into my soul and now I feel like a fucking retard. Just say Sooner back damnit
Bro my twitter circle revolves around like 6 people, I don’t care still ripping serious drugs that are against the law. I dare the government to put a war on drugs again, I’d literally kick their ass😂