J.B Sagmire @JSagmire Twitter profile

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

This one’s for you, Dr. King

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

6 months

Worst part about applying for jobs

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Geeb and rotisserie chicken. What a lunch. #tappedin

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

Total burn time- hour 10 mins. The whole house is a cloud. The walls are telling me to do things.

J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

This one’s for you, Dr. King

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

4 months

My most listened to artists of all time 👍

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Finals done and it’s time to hit the town with my pals. Made my bed in hopes of bringing home a lady friend. (There’s a better chance of hell freezing over).

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

23$ beer but who cares… y’all mind if I have a week?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Geeb, Jack in the box, surfs up. I really should start studying for my finals. Who cares!

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

@GeebMinister Absolutely worth it. 10/10

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Would anyone get mad if I said something?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Fuck you

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Me after hitting the pen and going non verbal

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

8 months

Divers discover giant 'Doomsday Fish' off the coast of Taiwan

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

What I’m getting into tonight

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Swiping up on dudes valentines instagram stories and telling them how many beers it would take me to bone their girlfriend 👍

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Bringing a dab pen to the bar has got to be one of the worst ideas ever

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Just got #groped by tsa. I would be lying if I said I didn’t get a hard on tho.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

Y’all care if I tap in????

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

7 months

Y’all think it’ll work?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Tap in for carpe today. Good to have you back ❤️❤️

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

7 months

Happy humpday

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

The only person in my class that I know is a broad that I used to put my wiener in. She is staring daggers at me.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Fuck Valentine’s Day. I don’t fuck for love, I fuck for SPORT.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Rate the gas station trip

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

7 months

I am better than every single person in this fucking bar.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Dolly Parton at age 77?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

What are the odds this gas station mushroom penjamen gives me super powers?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

7 months

Imagine being born with generational athletic talent, just to be born a women 😂

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Commencing humpday blackout. Y’all mind?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

Breakfast beers. Time to make some money

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

3 years

I need a sugar mama. I hate my life

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

@remember31_0 @atomicduds @UnbiasedFrogg @Rebound_Bosh @injurypractice @615Frog @shake_donstreet @cheekycheetah10 @grettathunberg7 @username37495 @OnlyDaFrogs @SlippinJimmy89 @SuperBTrain Canes, pot, gambling, cowboys.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

5 months

Trick is to ground yourself by letting the dogs out

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

Yep, these edibles are mind rape

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

New years kiss

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

I am basically the Micheal Jordan of drinking way to many Miller lights and not talking to a girl the entire night

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

3 years

@vicdanpornosu @dallasmavs Get tf out of here dude 💀💀💀

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

Cheers! I don’t know much more I can take

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Wacky shirt Wednesday cc: @SuperBTrain @DonBry7 @shake_donstreet

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

@remember31_0 @Rebound_Bosh @UnbiasedFrogg took mushrooms and played baseball for 5 hours with my bros. Would highly recommend

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Yummy 1 dollar beerz with my pals. @DonBry7 just told us a story about how he got touched inappropriately at a Boy Scout camp

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

4 months

Nothing worse than the guy saying they have money on the game when it’s their free fliff dollar

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

I am doing myself a favor and paying for my groceries this week. I suggest y’all do the same.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

The only two things that are keeping me from skinny dipping with my toaster are: my clash of clans base (town hall 13), and my love for lukewarm Modelos.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

GET MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY OFF MY FUCKING SCREEN

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

@remember31_0 @UnbiasedFrogg @cheekycheetah10 @615Frog @Rebound_Bosh @SuperBTrain @shake_donstreet @ThompsonHuthnan @OnlyDaFrogs @bigfellajangus Ripping some cruise bingo

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

2 years

One of my best super powers is taking my adderall, a 6millyvannilly citrus zyn and a coffee and learning an entire semesters worth of knowledge of political science 3 hours before a test. My kryptonite you might ask? Goth bitches.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Me (a quirked up white boy) walking through my private university’s business school while listening to songs about killing people and the n word while on my way to my entry level marketing class

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

@cheekycheetah10 @remember31_0 @Rebound_Bosh @UnbiasedFrogg @shake_donstreet @atomicduds @username37495 @SuperBTrain @bigfellajangus @615Frog @wfburnon Seeing how many blinkers I can take on this 17 hour drive

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

6 months

Never too early

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

The stars need to have an intense wake up call in this locker room. Start the second period with a fight and get the crowd and team back into it. What should I get for dinner?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

@Jimmymcbucketss Blaming this game on the refs is fucking hilarious. Womp womp, loser

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

A lot of people compare me to Tyler Durden from the hit movie Fight Club. (I see people that others don’t)

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Drake video reminds me of myself

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Hehehehe mr. saggy is about to make the change to liquor on this fine Wednesday

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

7 months

Excuuuuse me madam, would you mind if I put my finger in your mouth?

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

Nothing like a cigarette and yogurt for breakfast. Happy Friday

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

When a white boy like me starts sagging, no body is safe.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Me and the roommates rockin these to bar. Everyone is so fucked.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Happy thanksgiving! Me and my little brother are hiding in the car from the rest of our family.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

This lesbian is prohibiting me from getting a drink. Worst bar etiquette I’ve ever seen.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Week over. Commencing bender. Flying solo in the bar currently, troops en route.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

My lovely dinner! (I’m so lonely it hurts)

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

6 months

@RollMFtoad Tcu is definitely up there

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

10 months

Finally cleaned the mold out of my shower. Definitely taking a bath tonight

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

9 months

@roadsoda69420 Giving it a try next time I hit the ole pub ✊

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

Update: not lesbian, she gave my dear friend @JaxRyderReturns a blowjob last night

J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

This lesbian is prohibiting me from getting a drink. Worst bar etiquette I’ve ever seen.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

11 months

@m0rganfreakman2 I’ll give you 200$ to post boob

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

8 months

Jalen Bridges legacy game inbound

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

When cracking open a shower brew it can only mean one thing. I’m about to spend to much money at a bar just to end up barely conscious in the corner playing clash of clans.

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

Can’t run from it. Can’t hide from it. It’s the witching hour

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J.B Sagmire

@JSagmire

1 year

You don’t think I have a headache after drinking 14 lukewarm Miller lites on my couch the night before? I get up and get shit done. Grow up coward.

NFL Rookie Watch

@NFLRookieWatxh

1 year

Bijan Robinson reportedly had a “really bad” headache, which caused his severely reduced usage today. Robinson said he kept trying to see how he would do on the field and “kept going down” because his head was hurting. Many gamblers and fantasy football players are still very