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Professor Burn

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5 months

@Frat_Stafford The toes curled. You’re at war brother

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10 months

@_jackmcpherson Mariota being in this makes me laugh

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8 months

@nyjetsfansonly Why the fuck are we even wasting our time?!?!?

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4 months

@Chipmcqueen47

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Professor Burn

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3 years

@Jared_Carrabis As a Yankees fan this is pretty weak. Nonetheless we beat you. Deal with it

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Professor Burn

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6 months

@BoyGreen25 @Willpa11 Dalvin Cook? Seems like a good option with some good upside.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

Also kids are now drawing eye black all over and using it as a mustache. Were so fucked Overall these kids have to understand this shit is not sunshine and rainbows. You might get laid off from your job, which is the equivalent of getting rung up at a pitch at your fucking neck.

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4 months

@imrealangry

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Professor Burn

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6 months

@CaliJets @ii_jermaine @jordantrav13 (Jets)

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

@iam_johnw Don’t steal the Kirk joke. Just because he’s white doesn’t mean he uses Kohls cash

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

Obviously Kirk Gibson was a great Tiger. But my goodness @BallySportsDET he cannot commentate a full baseball game.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

@snyjets I will say this. Zach has gotten 100x better at dealing with the media this year. Is it the Rodgers effect? Maybe. But he has grown up. #planz

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

If this post gets 7 likes I’ll get a Mohawk

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

@barstoolsports Holy fucking cry fest. Everyone gets fucked by refs

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@mikey_747 So many things to note in this video. But above all, this dude has a babies forearm attached to his groin.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@iceihy STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW. WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

Hello. Old friend.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

Keeping food on the table!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@DrGolfguy @mszrsmerci At 8am. Youre different

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@PardonMyTake No tag???? @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyMeme

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Professor Burn

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3 months

@bigten FUCK this is kind of tough. I thought I would hate it. Great job Big Ten!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

MOOD

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

@mahanjat_it @shaqnomeal44 That boy Shaq kinda mad I know that “Upper decky lip pilly” be all that boy chat #profburned

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

Duality of man

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Professor Burn

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4 months

@playpigeonss We need to go back to the basics.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@404naysayer These are all funny and will be continue to be funny.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

2 months

@SpartanDawgsEL MSU fans man. Michigan could have beaten literally everyone last year (maybe not Georgia) without ever watching film. This is coming from an ND fan! I’ve sided with sparty my whole life… but this is getting ridiculous!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@ibnomoney 1. @DandelionLover0 Mom 2. @DrGolfguy Mom 3. @mistermidget32 @Yinzersports1 Mom 4. @MrValley4 Mom 5. Last but not least, @mistachicago286 Mom

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Professor Burn

@profburn

2 years

@BarstoolBigCat Would never have won if Nadal was still playing!!

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Professor Burn

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11 months

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

It is now officially officially officially officially football season. Until that day, I cannot wait.

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@profburn

4 months

@popsvibe

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

@BoyGreen25 How could I forget that. Were some dark days for us (these days are also dark)

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

@mahanjat_it @Yinzersports1 @barstoolsports @BarstoolClemson What catch would be properly rated? This is up there with Odell, Willy Mays, and David Tyree helmet catch IMO

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

Ended the night with a signature from @TJMcConnell . The MVP of the game in my book, hustled, scrolled, grabbed boards, and overall willed his team to victory!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@brettlive @DandelionLover0 be like this and then say he has turf toe

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@Brooks_Gate Jesus Christ this is bad

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

You guys mind if I have a weekend?

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

Just tweeted on my REAL account. Only real burner bros know what that feels like. Did it once before 2 years ago. I’m only human!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

I am literally 5 minutes into “Anyone but you” and Sweeney is SO SO SO SO bad at acting it’s hard to even watch.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

New series: Rate the bar! Harpers. East Lansing, Michigan Fun time with some good friends. Drinks were a bit expensive, but was worth the experience. Grade: 7/10

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

@OptimisticJets The “Breece Lighting” call is one of my favorites

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Burner community: Welcome @mrshitler37 and @WillyToucher33 . Some serious talent coming to our world. Show some love! @DandelionLover0 @DrGolfguy @JarJarBinxxx8 @Yinzersports1 @MrValley4 @mistachicago286 @shaqnomeal44 @mahanjat_it @craigfromcsu @mistermidget32

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 years

If Ben Simmons goes to the Celtics I will eat 5 raw eggs. You heard it here first #brickbybrick

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

After much thought, prayers, and talks with my family. I am happy to announce my commitment to Old Dominion University in NCAA 25 Dynasty. The boys are working hard, can’t wait to get to work! Go Monarchs!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

Bar review: The Irish curragh. Holland, Mi Cheap drinks and a pretty decent atmosphere for a Wednesday night. Good soup as well! Guiness was well…. It was. Rate: 6/10

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

Yeah!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

@MaterPhillips @mszrsmerci Might throw up down her shirt

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

This dog will hunt

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@GratefulKeg HE STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKING FLOW

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

My hometown (shall remain nameless) has no shortage of hair stylists! MY GOODNESS

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Man, this Bama game looks like it’s frat party in there. Cant say I wish I was there because I’m living the dream.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@RufusSnell @WillyToucher33 @mrshitler37 What a fucking horrible pick this is

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

Hot dogs? Devoured. Beer? Drank. The left? Furious.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@DrGolfguy @Frat_Stafford

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Walk up on me, I gon put you in a pencil like lead I’m so picturesque, Im like a gymnastics chick on a bed @mahanjat_it

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

I know yall don’t mind…….

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

Hole 8 at Pigeon

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

I just threw up to those following at home.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

What the fuck are the pacers doing

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Time to put all the tweets to the test. Use burner names… obviously @shaqnomeal44 @ibnomoney @mahanjat_it @DandelionLover0 @mistermidget32 @DrGolfguy @MrValley4 @turdburgler420 @craigfromcsu @MarcyCreevy @Kanes_burner @drburn22 @bot_erne @JarJarBinxxx8

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

@eastvillageguy LISAN AL GAEB

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

Pull up on my boys I’m bout to rip out your spine Keep looking at me weird Call you Josiah Herline @mistermidget32 @DandelionLover0 @MrValley4 @mistachicago286 @Yinzersports1

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@johnsummif Summit wants to hit SO bad

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Professor Burn

@profburn

2 years

Don’t know who this is. But man is he good looking! #bigfella

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

What happened to previews before movies? I didn’t come here for commercials. Let me see what horrible movies are coming to theaters @RegalMovies

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 years

Cry me a river Lions fans, can’t imagine being a winless team 🤡✈️

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@mistermidget32 and myself about to have a historic two man

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Tonight, we end the misery that @AuburnMBB put me through. This is completely unacceptable… a disgrace to what James Naismith created. I cannot express the embarrassment that I feel being sucked into buying into these punks. It all started with the flagrant.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Black guys and fat white girls go together like peanut butter and jelly

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

My #Burnerverse brothers- this soldier is down BAD. Experts estimating 70k losses from this individual. He went rogue! Would love some insight… sorry for the long tweet

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2 months

@rileycollins__ @mahanjat_it @shaqnomeal44 @DrGolfguy @DandelionLover0 @MrValley4

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@RotoSurgeon Carried my fantasy team to victory.

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3 months

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Professor Burn

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1 year

@RealJoeNamath ENOUGH WITH THE CRIMSON TIDE

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Professor Burn

@profburn

2 months

@woodyVSworld This is tough. JSN with an all-time performance. But something about the half tucked jersey running away from everyone… give me Zeke

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

@BoyGreen25 Please no.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

@JimmyRandazzo XL

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

Feeling those boys in AA and Seattle have today is probably different. High on life. One more game to go, for all the marbles, forever.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

Run the dam ball!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

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Professor Burn

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5 months

@MailOrdrhusband @shaqnomeal44

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@VT This all you guys got??? @mistermidget32 @Yinzersports1 ???? My boys at ODU might beat the nittany lions in happy valley by 20!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

@MLBONFOX @BNightengale

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

Do I introduce my 12 year old host kid to suicide boys? Could be a fun activity on a Tuesday!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

10 months

@BarstoolBigCat LETS GO. @Jerrythekid21

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Professor Burn

@profburn

9 months

Watching the game with @shaqnomeal44 and @mahanjat_it . Along with arguably 4 of the most annoying people to watch a championship game with. END ME!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

7 months

Leave it to some women to not understand why running out of ice cream on bottomless root beer floats is a problem @redrobinburgers

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Professor Burn

@profburn

8 months

@BookitHQ I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry sprinkle

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 years

Conor McGregor’s first pitch was very underrated. Have to take into account his XXXS pants #pants

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Professor Burn

@profburn

2 years

@Wimbledon @DjokerNole Wouldn’t have won if Nadal didn’t get hurt. Feel free to argue with me.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 months

@iamSauceGardner You’re the man SAUCE!

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Professor Burn

@profburn

1 year

I will jump off a building. I will.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

9 months

Nothing will make you feel something like walking through meijer with beer at 10 am, while literally everyone else is buying groceries before the storm

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Professor Burn

@profburn

4 months

@sackchiller @shaqnomeal44 @DrGolfguy @mahanjat_it

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 years

Hot take Tuesday 9/21: Kyler Murray is just a midget with a good arm, not an NFL quarterback. Have fun riding roller coasters

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Professor Burn

@profburn

3 years

Who else eats their burrito like this?

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Professor Burn

@profburn

9 months

@snyjets @BartScott57 So good

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Professor Burn

@profburn

6 months

Breakdown of umping day 5/1 Game 1: Boring ass game Forgot I was the one calling strikes and balls Little Jonny got hit and started crying Game 2 An adopted African child was dancing and shouting the whole game. Which then led me to call a strike at his fucking toes.

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Professor Burn

@profburn

5 months

Found this relic in the wild. Should be in a museum

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