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Not gay.

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Joined November 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
6 months
He taught me everything I know about women. Fuck I'm lonely
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
This is doctored
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
Now what are we suppose to do?
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
9 months
Hanso getting ready to watch NASCAR. Lets fucking go!
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
I've had it with this app.
@RetardedGoblin
Goblin
11 months
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
I'm not gay but gay men love having sex with me. ~ Retarded Goblin
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
I invented the concept of getting drunk and slapping the wife around.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
So a bunch of fat retarded losers on X were making fun of me today because I'm gluten free. They all have wives that wont have sex with them anymore and their kids are all transgender.
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@Ratspitt2
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9 months
Joshy's bod never looked so good
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Here I am vaping they gay away.
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Weird how Lyle and Hanso have both been absent from X at the same time. If you were to read a homosexual rendezvous into this who could blame you?
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Fake!
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@Ratspitt2
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1 year
Why do I feel like I got a shot with her?
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Why did Mr. Wantanabe send me this?
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Are you surprised that Jess's cat ( @that_honduran ) walks this way?
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
So this is what @Doom_Monk drove 8 hours with no sleep for. No wonder he wanted cocaine
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
So Ham @CoffeeManOnline shows up to like shitty Hanso replies? Great.
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
This was kinda hot tbo
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Chewba needs to look into this.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
I'm white. We don't do this nonsense.
@LindoGames_
ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ
10 months
Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
I've had it with this app... LD call me
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
Is Tad still banging the Home Depot chick with fat tits?
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
We'll never figure out who anon is
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Which one do you want to love you long time?
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
9 months
It's best not to post selfies on the app
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
I'm glad she got injured in her last soccer game.
@thehill
The Hill
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Pink to give away banned books at Florida tour stops
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
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@ImbecileCoffee @PoweradeUser @GravelGertie12 I have Celiac you bustard. It almost killed me
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Sure are a lot of people with backpacks, I didn't realize how popular hiking is.
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@Ratspitt2
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9 months
Lyle would you like something to eat now?
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
I'll eat the asshole out of a Kookaburra I don't give a fuck... ~Doobie Trouser
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
Ever see a kitty wearing a live preserver rafting on a river? Now you have
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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I take my cat on adventures but he just sleeps right through them...
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@FukingCasuals
Jim
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56 fuking casuals 🖕🏽🖕🏽
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
"19"
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@Ratspitt2
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1 year
Sorry but Hanso won't be logging on today.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
9 months
There goes the local meth cook
@nypost
New York Post
9 months
Teacher slapped with rape charges after having sex with teen while using other students as ‘lookouts,’ boy’s dad busted for allowing relationship: docs
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
I’m an ignoramus. ~Hanso
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Goblin is our new Lyle. Go!
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
He's awesome
@Doom_Monk
Monk 🐊
10 months
A more toxic Monk in 2024.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
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@jillc0rd
ًًً
1 year
going on a date tonight how do i look
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
I want what Goblin and Frank have.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
11 months
Might print this out, frame it, and hang it on the wall as art.
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@Ratspitt2
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1 year
Then I made an account on X called Retarded Racist.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
9 months
My nipples are pink sweetheart
@XOSchitzo
XOSchitzo
9 months
@Ratspitt2 Nice titties, Ratspitt! 🔥🔥🔥
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Sound about right IMO
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11 months
I’d have all your heads thrown in the river. Then I’d have the river set on fire. ~The Honky
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
Are you in jail?
@Tim_AZ_
Tim
1 year
Rate my dinner.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
What a smoke show
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
1 year
Donald Trump’s Lawyer Alina Habba at Mar-A-Lago…
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Finally
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10 months
She's awesome
@Doom_Monk
Monk 🐊
10 months
. @XOSchitzo enjoys trying to trigger me into having a massive stroke.
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
I'm all ears
@caffenjoyer
qrk
11 months
A Black woman is speaking
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Talking about Happy Valley on Lyles thread and he wasn't having it.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
Damnit I probably would. Don't judge me.
@nypost
New York Post
10 months
Behold: Martha Stewart, 82, pouting in a lace nightgown is her latest ‘thirst trap’
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
My mutuals reading what I posted about them
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@Ratspitt2
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9 months
My fathers haircut tho. 😬
@justice_Tyr22
Heathen King
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11 months
Marijuana is turning everyone trans
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11 months
I want the names of everyone that voted no
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@Ratspitt2
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1 year
Could be me could be Lyle🤷‍♂️
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
10 months
My goodness. Too bad about those tattoos ha?
@mirikol9
Andy Hood💜🇵🇸🇱🇧✌️🕊☮️🌎⚽️
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11 months
This coffee tastes like it was brewed with the butt sweat collected from a bum orgy. ~XOSchitzo
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@Ratspitt2
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9 months
They might not have a butthole but they got a purtty little mouth.
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@caffenjoyer OMG He said that
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11 months
Sorry @cutittfoutnow but I found someone else.
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
No matter what a German speaking person is actually saying, admit it it all sounds like Heil Hitler doesn't it?
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
. @HoboMan976 rang my phone screamed "stop misgendering me" and then They/them hung up and unfollowed me on X.
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Gary Midnight > Tad Macintosh
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@Otiscellphones He's been arrested for touching Hanso in the no no
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
. @LysolDave rang my phone asking if I wanted to sit in his buddy seat. I said no then he said "well me me later in the dryer shack". 🤷‍♂️ Someone please tell him I'm not gay.
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Ratspitt
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I don't like Warrent
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
That's what I'm doing
@ElroyFudge
Elroy Fudge
10 months
Time to kick back and goon.
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@NotFriendlyLion Delete this
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10 months
Where is everyone, out looking for homosexual hookups?
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@LysolDave
Dave
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Herp's butthole is so gay that it made a video in the Senate chambers
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@Doom_Monk When was this?
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10 months
Unabomber lookin mf
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1 year
I really enjoy a good freeway rest stop. ~ Hanso
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11 months
Are they having seizures?
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1 year
You can't have her, she belongs to the trees.
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@Ratspitt2
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11 months
Why cant this obese POC get elected? Come on people do better!
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11 months
LD waved at me with both hands.
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@Ratspitt2
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1 year
I hate tattoo artist, those scumbags will do anything for a few bucks.
@TTEcclesBrown
🌈 Tess T. Eccles-Brown, PhD
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Just got my boyfriend’s name tattooed on my forehead!
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11 months
Got some stew going
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11 months
Remember when Netflix changed their rating system because your last special was so awesome?
@amyschumer
Amy Schumer
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My special is out June 13th @NetflixIsAJoke . Solidarity with the writers guild. @WGAEast @WGAWest
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@frankandbeanz73 @DanvilleJennie @Doom_Monk @ImbecileCoffee @GravelGertie12 @800870V3R Sweet Sue would have two black eyes and a fat lip if she served me that chicken.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
1 year
These are meant to turn you gay. Not interested
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
1 year
"Anti-sleep" lasers designed to keep drivers awake and alert at night. Install these on the 215 immediately.
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@Ratspitt2
Ratspitt
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I'm a black autistic lesbian... Okay I'm not black, I lied about that.
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@Ratspitt2
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10 months
Looks like a fat LD. No thanks
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1 year
I stole Yessica from Hobo Man. He didn't deserve her.
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11 months
I'm on here complimenting babes.
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1 year
I got to tell ya, I'm really enjoying not getting bombed into oblivion.
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10 months
George Picliano is probably fucking your wife.
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9 months
Her legs at the end. LMAO
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9 months
That's silver.
@Bottrell1973
Phillip Bottrell
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This is a 1000 gram iron bar. It’s raw value is around $100. If you decide to make horseshoes, its value would increase to $250. If, instead, you decided to make sewing needles, the value would increase to about $70,000. If you decided to produce watch springs and gears, the
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