ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ @LindoGames_ Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

9 months

Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎

4K

2K

14K

Last Seen Profiles

@ArchivoUAERUNAM

@bokeplokalmalam

@haddysworld

@KOREANNFT

@whawrf

@takeaflxwer

@holdmy_hanji

@EveNasle

@Nidhi07012021

@S444Ruby

@authenttorahjew

@lilitafaery

@jandakembangstw

@maurovoerzio

@sophie_waria

@msoveral75

@EveNasle

@brAeWuMqKb6T23m

@CoalfireChicago

@lkaqs

@5Alshmri88

@bokeplokalmalam

@choiarmidzywith

@YexaThxng16232

@Dantecito_vl

@BinorRaja

@LHmwd14378

@SherriffAuthor

@aine56286212572

@Rodolfomejiar1

@Holo_Industries

@hvlictica

@reshus24x7

@arzagplus

@Kianna_Dior

@Madi5onMartin

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

ATM was like “nigga I ain't got all day”🤣🤣🤣

553

11K

61K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Don't be fooled by the bova boots and overalls. These people make more money than someone sitting in an office staring at their laptop. 🤞🏿

691

2K

17K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

They go through the most during this season❄️🥶

519

1K

13K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Being an adult is knowing how to control yourself when the laptop freezes when you need it most.

148

2K

11K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

One thing chubby women are blessed with is a beautiful face. Bahle labantu.

197

883

7K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Something to brighten up your morning. ❤️🥹

75

833

7K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

Fact is, Kanye West is obsessed with Kim Kardashian. I mean look at Chaney Jones his new girlfriend, she looks exactly like Kim. I bet if he were to break up with Chaney, he will find another Kim lookalike. That's how hung up on Kim he is.

475

449

6K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

1 year

You can only find talent like this in South Africa, I kid you not.🔥😅

225

2K

6K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Men who can cook, clean and do everything for themselves have this bad luck of dating lazy women.

293

730

5K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

My world in one picture❤️🥹

70

115

4K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Sexual dissatisfaction is the reason why relationships fall apart.

204

564

4K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

The second I see “connecting” during a WhatsApp call, it's “bye” from my side.

47

669

4K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

High school reunions are better off in America, coz I don't think that concept would have worked in South Africa. 😏😌

104

328

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Him: “I'm into BBW” Also him- when he finally finds his Big Beautiful Woman😩😅

294

1K

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Abo “hello dear” “hi there”, seconds after following them🚩🚩🚩

76

504

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

iPhone will make you pay for features other phones have for FREE. 😏

102

291

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Tattoos on dark skin look like a medical skin condition.🫣

205

346

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Being an adult taught me that u can't make babies and say: “God will provide” As much as they say “a baby is a gift from God” U still have to work to provide for the baby, unlike sitting and waiting for a miracle to happen.

70

583

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Sex gets a little awkward when you do one position for 15 minutes😒

148

212

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

I prefer cash on delivery coz that way you will get your stuff no matter what.

72

317

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

If you get tipsy after 2 cans of cider/beer, your liver is in a good condition😅 U can't finish a whole 6 pack and still stand like you've been drinking water, u need help 🆘

116

342

3K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Women who are not easily impressed by material things >>>>

101

411

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Just when you thought you have dodged the bullet. 😩

164

644

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

That 5seconds wait to click “SKIP AD” on YouTube has to be the longest for me. 😰

62

270

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

11 months

If you have at least 6 colognes from this list, you've got taste👌🏿 Thread:

88

557

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Don't feel bad for outgrowing some of your family members, make peace with the fact that those childhood December holidays are long gone.

55

438

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Blessed are those who just get in bed and sleep instantly.

75

374

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

Being able to fluently speak your mother tongue without using a single English word, that's a flex, not many can do that. I salute you🫡🔥

66

368

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

When we are talking about extraordinary-quality sound. Nothing beats BOSE!👌🏿🔥

170

222

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

The type of father and son relationship I want🔥🙌🏿😎

94

516

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

1 year

Abanye abantu bayazala yong! ILembe phela leli, i Nkosi yabantwana

304

472

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Driving schools have made a bride compulsory. There's no way you gonna get your license unless you pay that 3k or 5k. And it doesn't matter whether you have passed or not, they make people pay more money. There was no such back in 2005😌

141

342

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

These cats are living a life most human beings can only dream of🥹

111

519

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

It's insane how one can be a serial procrastinator and have fear of failing.

59

452

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

11 months

Men will always defend and protect each other ngamayala😅

192

614

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

You can still heal without having to vent to anyone.

74

348

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

If kids are meant to learn from cartoons, WTF is this?!😅😏 no wonder some of them have an age restriction.

153

622

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

The pain of seeing someone who murdered your loved one roaming around freely, because there was no evidence, cuts deep.

87

253

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

But women are very simple guys, just be tall, dark and have a beard nyana, she will give u her heart. 😅

148

211

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

When your ex says she hates you, just know she deeply loved you.

87

196

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

8 months

Fast & Furious legend superstar Sung Kang with his mom, sister and step father. Never been seen before.

14

89

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Ain't nothing nicer than rejecting someone who thinks they are all that. 😌

49

261

2K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

A relationship where silent treatment is nonexistent. 🙌🏿

46

258

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Oops!🤣🤣 Karma doing what it does best!👌🏿😅

108

460

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Part of growing up is realizing that you won't keep in touch with all your high school friends, and there's nothing wrong with that.

49

301

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

I've realized that no matter how many clothes you put on, u can never win against the cold.

44

184

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

Leaving your partner of many years for someone who gives good sex is stupid and probably the worst reason to break up with someone.

76

187

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Being able to speak all 11 official languages fluently plus one foreign language is a huge flex.

61

146

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Being cheated on hits hard when there was sex involved.

57

187

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

If you ask me to cook, I don't want you next to me telling me what to do.😒

57

228

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Defending or protecting your kid knowing they're guilty, is not a sign of love. What you're actually creating is a problem which will later turn against you.

63

280

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

The benefits of having sex with one woman is that; - You won't ever stress about morning after pills, - Termination, and - Attracting unnecessary drama to your life/family.

70

200

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

What is that you want in 2023? Call it into existence 🙏🏿

59

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Ladies, when a guy greets you, it doesn't mean he wants to make moves on you, stop being rude. 😌

94

179

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Some salaries are enough for people to go to work and go back home. They can't even survive off their salaries because the cost of living is 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻' 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛 right now.

48

240

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

It's so nice hearing someone say “my wife” or “my husband” You'd swear they are bragging. 😅

52

194

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

1 year

I hope y'all are okay wherever you are 🫶🏿🥶❄️

67

69

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

@Getseen360_ Petrol and soil after that soft rain.

32

64

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

The level of disrespect you get from someone whom you've just given a second chance after cheating, is intolerable. 🤞🏿

61

160

1K

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Lying is one thing, not being able to keep up with your lies is detrimental.

45

194

948

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

If giving birth to yourself was a thing, Beyoncé woulda been the first one to do that perfectly ♥️🔥😅

46

94

909

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

I bet you wish you had this awesome vest🔥💯😅

90

239

926

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Ask a man why he doesn't want a baby daughter, and his response will mostly be about boys and sex.

78

163

903

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Let them call you stingy for saving money, that money will save you one day.

47

175

878

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Unplanned or unexpected trips tend to be the most memorable and fun👌🏿😌

52

146

836

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

I find it sexy and cute seeing women driving those big SUVs. 😍 Some of them are so small, u can hardly tell there's a person in there. 😅

53

128

824

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Sjava has that Drake effect, he can release a mediocre album and people will go crazy over it.

57

90

807

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

9 months

@LujahHalleThor That's where all of you get it wrong.

12

3

778

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

Whoever said Valentine's Day is for woman only, scammed y'all 🥲

45

99

740

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

If she asks for money, give her double the amount, that should be standard procedure.

83

138

723

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

U can't have an understanding, supportive and respectful woman by your side and still toy with her feelings.

46

172

721

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Getting a “hi, my phone will be off the whole day” beats being ignored.

44

120

699

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

It's so nice and fulfilling doing things for an appreciative woman.

42

139

687

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

A well mannered woman>>>>>

54

128

660

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

It sucks losing your job after you have just polished your credit report.

49

94

664

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

So help me God🙏🏿🙌🏿

35

109

660

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

South Africa would be a better place.

41

194

628

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

That first kiss that happens naturally after hugging for the 1st time>>

40

105

638

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Seeing your soulmate for the first time after a 3-year long-distance relationship. 🫣

61

192

613

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Keeping your ex's nudes on your phone while you have a new person in your life is psychotic.

49

162

605

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

If your bf/gf loves you or really cares about you, they won't forget your birthday.

66

113

604

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

You get to appreciate having an automatic car whenever there's traffic congestion.

50

85

585

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

He grew up right in front of our eyes and now he's older than us. Haai bo!🙆🏿‍♂️

51

71

583

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

1 year

@NgwanaMopedi1 If your bf buys you a car, make sure it's in your name, I repeat... MAKE SURE IT’S IN YOUR NAME!!!

33

22

579

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

That fake laugh you give to someone who promised you money.

33

94

522

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

Life would be boring if we all had the same interests, beliefs, views and personalities.

48

128

510

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

😭 I wish I had a Daddy like him♥️🙏🏿🥺 True definition of a loving/caring parent🙌🏿

60

233

505

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

People who leave cinemas like this are not different from pigs. 🚮

58

106

494

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Families from the husband's side are too quick to say the wife is spending their son's money, that time it's the wife who's the breadwinner.

46

125

497

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

We sometimes plan and our plans don't always come to life😅😏

39

109

473

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

Be fearless, pretend if you have to. Just don't let them see you sweat.

42

93

472

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

U know money is everything when you hear a person say they wish they could be hit by a car so that they can get that RAF money🙆🏿‍♂️

50

96

474

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

3 years

♥️🙏🏿

54

98

462

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

That time there's a 30-year-old man somewhere at a driving school being taught how to use a steering wheel. 🫣

50

161

468

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

In that order 👌🏿😌

76

92

464

ᴼᴰᴺᴵᴸ ˢᴱᴹᴬᴳ

@LindoGames_

2 years

I've never in my life seen a dog as heartbroken as this one. The adoption news came as a shock. 😅😳

45

148

468