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2 months

@Hey54636 They don't

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1 year

Chillin with muh boy

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9 months

It's called we enjoy a little popcorn

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1 year

I just spent my kids' college fund on Trump digital trading cards

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2 months

Got the boy graduated this afternoon. One down, 2 to go

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3 months

Finna smash some birthday ribs. Big eating

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2 months

I hope the solar flare destroys the internet

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1 year

This is the greatest place on earth

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1 year

There is no submarine. It doesn't exist

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2 months

Otis would you like some eggs?

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1 year

Not exactly where I wanted to end up

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1 year

100 rounds and no hiccups

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24 days

Went out solo this evening and caught this nice bass

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6 months

M'lady made a chicken pot #pie

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The battle is underway, and the dogs have left the area

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2 months

Hobo stopped by camp, and he demanded that I make his extra black

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3 months

My 14 boy was sneaking beers behind his uncle and my back. Little piece of shit

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8 months

Country Club Vodka sounds like a black eye and several broken windows

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1 year

Lysol David is officially 43 years old. What a piece of shit I turned out to be

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11 months

Just like Hobo likes em. Black

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6 months

Shits getting deep

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5 months

The people in this bar don't know that I have a 40-caliber pistol under this Carhartt hoodie

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3 months

Doggos

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1 year

Camper 'za in motion

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2 months

A coyote or wolf would hear this and show up and eat this idiot

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2 months

No clouds. No airplanes, no chemtrails. Just the God's sky that he gave to all of us

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8 months

I can't remember the last time I bought a birthday card, but my son turned 18 today, so I bought one and tucked 5 bills inside of it

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1 year

You guys are just sitting around being in favor of rape babies? Sick

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1 year

I'll be at the Ace hardware store in 15 minutes in case anyone wants to go a few rounds in the parking lot

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8 months

A trucker from North Dakota destroyed my mailbox. Real nice

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4 months

transgender day of visibility?

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1 year

Greetings from Nebraska

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6 months

Here is a picture of my wife's cornbread 🌽🍞

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6 months

My daughter just sings back there in her room. No music, such her singing songs that she has memorized. It's beautiful

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1 year

You all need to go back to Africa

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2 months

Doon some racks

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3 months

When are we going to address the lack of eclipse footage from people of color?

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7 months

Here we have a few Christmas Corgis for your viewing pleasure

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1 year

#CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter

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10 months

Never go into the woods alone

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8 months

Tiny pups (Corgi dogs)

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4 months

I almost died, and you people think it's funny?

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6 months

Give racism a try

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4 months

I have opened a can of alcohol

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9 months

Not my best work, but these deviled eggs turned out decent

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Dave

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2 years

Little Rumpie drinky poo. Tee Hee

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8 months

Good morning but only to people I like

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5 months

I put new LED lights in the bathroom a couple of weeks ago, and one of them started blinking. My Hispanic wife, Guadalupe, had an epileptic seizure this morning. Thanks Obama

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4 months

Putting 40 grain bullets on #point at 550 yards

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5 months

I've been out stealing catalytic converters all day

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4 months

Have a gander at this baby miniature horse that my SIL saved on a cold night

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6 months

Little early, but it's #time

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6 months

Someone should put a sign on this road. I couldn't make it all the way through so I gave up

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2 months

Imagine being this cuck

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2 months

BREAKING: Stormy Daniels’ husband says if Trump is found not guilty, they will “vacate this country.”

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1 year

Drove over to the river and threw my garbage off the bridge. It's just laying there on the ice. Way she goes

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9 months

Snow

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4 months

Oh

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4 months

I'm going out into the woods to find Bigfoot

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8 months

Hopefully, today is the day I finally jump off the bridge and end it all

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6 months

How is everyone doing this evening? I care about every one of my followers

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8 months

You can almost see Nebraska from here

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2 years

@Breaking911 My wife had to turn to prostitution just so we could feed our children

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2 months

Yes, there's ice in my whiskey. Kiss my ass

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1 year

Big sausages on the #Weber

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1 year

My buddy just stopped over and made us these gay ass drinks. Cheers

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9 months

Smoking a cigarette like some sort of asshole

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5 months

I just reported 47 tweets that I didn't like

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5 months

4 headshots from 300 yards and shooting off the hood of my pickup

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2 years

There's only 3 or 4 of you that I give a shit about. Thank you and Merry Christmas

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7 months

Starlink

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10 months

The internet was a mistake

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2 years

Home now, boots are #off Might crack a can and slap the wife around a little

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7 months

Never forget

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18 days

That look you make when that fart finally makes it your shoes

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2 months

Looks like it's going to start snowing. I've about had it

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4 months

Everything went bad when the internet was invented

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7 months

Operation rescue

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1 year

We have dogs in the bar

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1 year

Drinking in my living room and broadcasting music from my cellular telephone to the home entertainment system via a Bluetooth connection 🍻🥃

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1 year

I love every last one of my followers. You are my life

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Dave

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8 months

I feel like I need another .45, my wife doesn't, but I don't listen to what she says anyway

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5 months

I didn't survive a helicopter crash in Vietnam and wander around in the jungle with an M60 machine gun for 84 days just to come home and see that blue haired men are cutting their dicks off

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1 year

It's time