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RandomAnalyticsGuy

2 years

"No signs of a recession" "Inflation is transitory" "The fed doesn't have a credibility problem" The number of US homes under construction, is at the highest point since the 1970s. Let's start a thread 1/9.

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10 months

@SuspectFed People don’t realize how hardened gen z is going to be against psychological warfare.

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@FatsPostingLs Making a 500 calorie water is hurting themselves, their insulin, and the rest of us who have to subsidize their health insurance costs through our raised premiums.

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@jack24dd30 The spice must flow

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@Aristos_Revenge Paradox games autists will provide for not only you, but nations

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@FatsPostingLs Will @peta stand up in opposition of fats riding horses? True animal abuse.

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If I owed more than 50% on a mortgage right now, and bought within the last 5 years, I’d be panicking.

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10 months

@k9_reaper I’m ready. If I can’t contact the police I’m more than capable of defending my home. Are you?

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@victor_ljz Disagree.

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@addyKapur @daboigbae Should have been phrased “what position is the rightmost apple in”

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5 months

Realtors, in aggregate, may be the most morally bankrupt “professionals” on the face of the earth.

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6 months

Did your realtor not tell you about the fact that buying a house triggers a reassessment of property tax? Oops.

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8 months

@SaucyNapkin67 @laurenboebert Are the republicans who forced you to take out student loans in the room right now?

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@Duderichy All that education and yet not a single economics class

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@CopiummT @coldhealing Cultural appropriation

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@shoe0nhead Laughing my ass off at the proposed community notes on this one

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@SuspectFed

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@jardinsecret888 Women realize this? It takes like 2 days to set in idk why

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7 months

Boomers are going to realize within the next decade (or less) that the “well I got mine” mentality really just means you have nobody to sell to. The bottom is gone.

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@_MedGold I mean, granted, it’s probably more her aversion to suicide than loyalty to Epstein, but still a funny take.

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@tekbog You now have a job forever congrats

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@NipseyHoussle Did she miss this part of her own video?

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5 months

@ibie43 Wow, I bet they’re glad they paid a real estate professional to handle that transaction

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10 months

@ropirito @slugcharmer I thought ng was pronounced w lol

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@sama @BasedBeffJezos @QuinnChasan @pbeisel Bro for $7 trillion just buy Taiwan

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@Admanresults Managerial outcomes

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7 months

@texasrunnerDFW There’s no housing shortage, there’s a speculation surplus.

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@thechosenberg A fellow man of culture

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6 months

Remember, be like @theficouple , when you get ratioed and community noted for lying about profitability on your properties, just delete the post!

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10 months

@NorthmanTrader Now do it inflation adjusted

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3 months

@TheAKGuy @TonyGonzales4TX Tony is getting ripped off so bad. His social media team is going to be like “this is the most successful campaign we’ve ever ran” except it’s just him getting ratio’ed nonstop.

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9 months

@NipseyHoussle They love doing the math that shows home value increases as interest rates drop They hate doing the math that shows home value decreases as interest rates increase

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6 months

@GigaBasedDad Why would I ever date someone I am fundamentally incompatible with due to such a stark difference in world view?

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@growing_daniel Most of that time was probably waiting for patent approval so she didn’t get immediately taken out by big coat hanger

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8 months

@RoKhanna Lmaooo you’re saying they didn’t realize what debt was? Orrr they have buyers remorse because they got swindled by a university

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5 months

This should be illegal.

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@RandoAnalytics A friend was given this at an open house…

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10 months

@DonMiami3 @DeItaone No Income No Job no Assets all over again A ninja by any other name...

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10 months

@Meta_Winners No chance anyone is actually paying that for an NFT anymore so just give it away amirite

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4 months

@GRomePow Strong men create good times, good times create weak men who then sell the future of later generations and claim they worked for it

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4 months

@DiMartinoBooth @profplum99 @bitcointalk Yes, base layer fees are based on network demand. So as network demand grows, fees increase. This is why scaling solutions like lightning exist. This is also why many Bitcoin maxis talk about Bitcoin as a “reserve currency”.

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10 months

@GRomePow @k9_reaper 12 gauge 00 buckshot pellets are roughly the same size as the ball in 9mm ammunition, you just shoot 8-12 of them at a time, depending on if you’re using 2.5” or 3” shells.

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@SuspectFed I can fix her

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10 months

@GRomePow @k9_reaper In that case, may I recommend:

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".22s are horrible for self defense!" Tell that to all 500 of them.

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@WallStreetSilv California is a failed state, letting them sort out their own mess out at this point and telling everyone to actively avoid them, is the best thing we can do.

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5 months

@CopiummT @greentexts_bot Why aren’t you Pajeetmaxxing, anon?

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4 months

@DonMiami3 The number of job applications we receive is 10x what it was this time last year. We are fully in a recession. The only reason jobs numbers look so good is because of the number of part time and gig jobs they record.

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11 months

@gunpolicy I’ll be sending you all another $15, time for SCOTUS!

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5 months

@ropirito “We’re going to buy taiwan”

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10 months

@wagieeacc I thought it was just the liberal way of saying html. Like latinx but for people who think markup is coding.

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1 year

@BadWeaponTakes I can’t explain how hard I puckered watching this

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7 months

@PlantainYumm Amortization among other things. ~75% of payments made in the first 5 years just go to interest, so you’re not actually building much equity. With housing prices clearly teetering on the brink, if values truly start collapsing, you’re completely stuck upside down paying back

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8 months

Unconfirmed reports Truist deposits cannot be withdrawn, several mentions on twitter #truist

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@atc6955 After I exposed that the fi husband was lying to the fi wife the account blocked me

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@GRomePow Realtor buddy said he’s had 6 people approach him in the last few days looking to sell, not a single one looking to buy. We’ve arrived.

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@GRomePow New roof: $24,000 Proposed rent increase: $50/month Tenant leaves due to rent increase, and that nicer houses are renting cheaper Can’t find a tenant for 3 months, and had to cut rent anyway to get a new one. Total cost of new roof + lost rent: $32,000

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@GRomePow Same with the USD

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4 months

@eyeslasho Or, ya know, voter fraud.

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10 months

@NipseyHoussle Copium kicking in hard

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8 months

@JeffWeniger It’s almost like people are realizing the U.S. will just print as long as they want and never honor obligations, making the underlying currency worthless.

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@gunpolicy The Bureau of Alcohol, Tendies, and Firearms.

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@yab1oko @ropirito @slugcharmer This actually helped thank you!

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8 months

@nardotrealtor $1.8 billion in damages! That’s 18 years of profit guys. Sucks to suck. Maybe don’t be scumbags?

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@GRomePow Make the gold standard great again

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6 months

@GRomePow Trudeau’s radical leftist politics, it’s not hard

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6 months

Stock market didn’t even need to crash for people to lose 30% on their 401ks. Amazing what inflation does, it’s just recession by another name.

∿ Ropirito (0commoDTE)

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Lmao also money is worth 30% less since then. This is such a massive L

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@GRomePow I’ve long said that I’ll pay a realtor $150/hr. Nobody will take it!

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6 months

@TheEcho13 I don’t like when women mask who they are and act like this. I find it enjoyable to be with someone who complements who I am, I don’t want to date myself.

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2 years

@litcapital All of life is risk on risk off when you think about it

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7 months

@PlantainYumm Never underestimate how many people live paycheck to paycheck, and never forget that value in the real estate market is completely determined by the price of your neighbors’ houses.

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@GRomePow This is why they won’t let housing collapse and would rather hyperinflate the currency

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6 months

@lisaporvida @vivarioarriba @NMPGVnow I could help you sell them on the private market for likely far more than you’d ever get at a buyback. Depending on age and condition there may be some museum pieces.

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2 years

@remarkablepaper I was interested until I saw there was a required monthly $10 subscription to access anything.

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7 months

@ChristianMunoz @PlantainYumm There is no housing shortage, there’s a speculation surplus. Demographics are on the decline so the 20 year outlook for housing is significantly worse. Builders are pumping out homes like there’s no tomorrow. Also, if you think they’re going to start printing again after what

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@intangiblecoins Just print more and inflate the debt away! Once everyone is a trillionaire getting rid of $34 trillion is basically nothing.

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@WallStreetSilv I mean, we should get rid of social security. End the Ponzi scheme. Allow people to manage their own money. Dependency on the state is slavery by another name.

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@tekbog Bro it’s only a million requests a day I swear that’s not that bad it’s really clean

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8 months

Wait did other people go through a “running home” phase in college? My mentality was that if I don’t remember it, it’s free exercise, and saving on an Uber.

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Never forget the lottery is quite literally a tax on stupid people being sold hope by their government.

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@The_Real_Fly @mcuban Bro @mcuban has been cracked since he conned @Yahoo into buying , he hasn’t created any value since. If you’ve ever watched @SiliconHBO , @mcuban is literally Russ Hanneman.

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@LurkerSentinel @FatsPostingLs Fair, it’s still symbolic of their lack of self control. Can’t even make themselves drink water without pumping it full of garbage.

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@realnikohouse Does searching and @ show their alt accounts?

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@JohnPompliano @ResidentialClub If you’re waiting for your house price to increase from the 2022 peak before you sell you may be waiting for the rest of your life

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@hedgefundmafia Make fat shaming great again

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10 months

@FenixAmmunition Lol who would want to fight for this country in the current state it’s in? The America our founding fathers and ancestors fought and died for is long gone. The idea lives on, but the nation in practice is something very different today.

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@DocStrangelove2 @TheAKGuy

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@NipseyHoussle National moratorium on Airbnbs without hosts present incoming. New York style but nationwide.

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6 months

@vocalcry @hollowearthterf The ultra wealthy move is to create a job for your wife, whatever boutique she wants to run, no matter at how much of a loss.

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@GRomePow “The math of waiting” is the new realtor narrative. The funny part? It’s actually illegal.

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@DonutOperator @JustinTrudeau One for each gender!

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@Aristos_Revenge @Hellie_lincoln Texas should cede 5 feet of space around the border to the federal government and then build their own barbed wire borders on the border of the federated land.

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@dumbbitchcap I’m a man, and I couldn’t fathom why building a home and family wouldn’t be the ultimate career. You’re literally bringing future generations into this world and shaping them, and by extension the world, for better. Glad you’re passionate about Rodan Fields though I guess.

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@ibie43 The cumulative realtor temper tantrum has been amazing to watch

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@wagieeacc @AOC I self identify as a radical minority can I get in now?

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@HighyieldHarry I have a dream where one day interns will be judged by the merit of their excel sheets and not by the color of their degree.

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@NipseyHoussle I’m long big fat meanie and short landlords

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9 months

As far back as I can remember, my only dream has been to have a family, a wife and kids, and bring more beauty into the world. I’m not convinced this world is one I want to introduce a new human to anymore.

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@GRomePow Yeah you’re just now realizing this? We’ve still been forbearing. Years of free rent / mortgages. And we wonder why eviction / forclosure numbers are low. Next will be a massive influx into people providing section 8 housing because they get guaranteed gov stipends they can

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@vocalcry Recent Princeton grads usually don’t face this problem

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8 months

@GRomePow Granted a majority Democratic Congress proposed it and Trump signed it through, but sure. All politicians, both sides, are always complicit.

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hOuSiNg ShOrTaGe No… speculation surplus. This may be the clearest bubble of a generation and if you can’t see it, you’re blind or a fool.

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More housing per capita in the US today than at any point in history.

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