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@daboigbae Count will always be 4 even if you start with 0 instead of 1

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@BrePWBZ @wbz So children of residents (public) are using public parks and that is a problem.

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@StVincentGrad23 If you want someone to go pickup a single drink, drive to your house and deliver it to you personally, yes, you need to pay that, maybe a $5 tip too.

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@lilRichienews Texas with big ass trucks hiding from pea size hails. Get off the exit. Dont block the highway

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@BreezyJacks They called my wife once with MY phone number in caller Id telling her we are calling from his phone, he in jail. She was driving and freaking out. Fortunately, I called her at the same time and she picked up my call and started bawling.

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@lachancenaomi27 @Lanooba Initially the captcha has letters which came from scanning books and we were helping train the text scanner. Then we moved to images. In a few years the captcha will be a video

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@abbygov Nursing is feminine but sitting in front of a mic doing a podcast is masculine.

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@levelsio Bribing is legal in the west. Its called Lobbying.

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@historyinmemes Ruined “buttery popcorn” for me forever

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@Unnnnnnnnck Thst is literally the difference between you and him

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@frankenfemme_ How she repeatedly say “manhandled” she knows what she is doing

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@StVincentGrad23 Buy in bulk from costco anyway. You will probably get 12 for $8

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@KEBrightbill British Kardashians

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@FrankieBones463 @BrePWBZ @wbz Taxis charge money and use public roads

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@Austen I hung out with a good friend and later my wife wanted to know a lot of details about him and I told her I dont know those details. She asked me what we talked about. Bunch of nonsense but it was best of times. We will forget our entire conversation but love every moment

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@triciacotham This thanksgiving hope you give thanks to the democratic voters that elected you before you stabbed them in the back

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@milkkarten Brand value vent from 10 to 110 in my eyes

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@triciacotham @ESPortillo Cant wait to see you defeated

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@kevindstevens Good old routing software is called AI to sound legit.

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@DiabolicalSpuds @3vanSutton My taste buds have been violated 😂

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@Acyn Did you ask for loan document from Jared?

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@jonatanpallesen I’ve use acupuncture for a few years and can vouch it works. I’ve had extreme back pain and knee pain that I have used it for. I’ve walked in barely able to walk with back pain and walked out feeling much better. Doctor will just ask you to take advil and hope it goes away

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@elianadivakarr UPS, USPS and Amazon drivers are all awesome

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@JuliusGoat Good thread. If women started shooting people they are afraid of/feel threatened by, there will be no man left. Only bears

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@SAMUELJWEINBERG So in 5-10 minutes of arriving at airport you can board? No parking your car, depositing your bags, TSA, walking to the gate.

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@timedetectives @NoetheMatt though true that current Indian cuisine makes heavy use of tomatoes, chillies etc. that were introduced in last 400 years, there are still many dishes that are prepared the old way. Many temples prepare old fashion food. also, no onion and garlic

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@TheGoodLiars I know that smug smile. They know everything.

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@MattZeitlin Growing up in India we used to pretend eat giant hamburgers that we hold in 2 hands. Every time I eat them now it takes me back to the time.

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@SxarletRed Have security screening is good but random rules about shoes, toothpaste, laptop are ridiculous

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@CalltoActivism 4 voters left

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@Variety @roywoodjr their loss. On to bigger and better things. You are literally the funniest comic I know. Your timing is exceptional

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@CalltoActivism Who?

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@kaylamellis_ Growing up we used to get raw milk. The first order of business was to boil it before using/storing .

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@Phil_Lewis_ I’ve done 5 hr drive and back in a single day many times

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@SNAFU_Sara @jonatanpallesen @TomChivers I have less/no pain but because Jonatan from the internet doesnt feel its a strong evidence, it must not work.

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@girdley Not a good advice. Things change. Whatever is good now, maybe rotting tomorrow. There will always be need of people in every skill set. Do what you like and try to be the best in that skill.

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@bryanbehar Peter Theils checkbook

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thanks #coke for saying out loud that Americans may speak different languages but still be American. #AmericaIsBeautiful

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@GrantSlatton @tyleraromero I have used hash tables/maps a million times over 25 yrs, i may barely pass your test. They work great and I love them but never bothered with their implementation

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@shaydeofgold I get a feeling they sometimes do this on purpose to get you to buy. Good for you to pick another salesperson.

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@DanielleNicki I missed the Roy Wood Jr. News

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@aljwhite Cant tell you how many times I have watched this and its as funny each time

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@Sharrison_WFAE @AliciaLalone @JeffJacksonNC @Deberry4DA Please dont waste time and money competing with @JeffJacksonNC

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@triciacotham Traitors always be traitoring

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@chamath He has made more impact that what you will ever make and is probably happier. He cant his wealth with him when he dies but his impact will live on.

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@elikowaz If you told me Bibi knew and let it slip so he can retain power and blow shit up, I would believe you

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@KristiNoem All health workers left under your watch?

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@alexthegrreat @ipvkyte You can seal yourself in wax too..

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@roywoodjr Your approach to comedy is different than anyone. I love how you see different angles. Also agree that it was a group of very talented people. Good luck to you and hope to see you do bigger and better things.

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@nandoodles He is right. Listening to his show is Hell!

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@MrReynolds52 Colonialism is hard to get out of the system.

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@GalvinAlmanza Cant tell you how hard it was to wake up kids for high school which was so early. High school buses came so early 5:30 or so

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@LindseyGrahamSC please vote NO for Betsy DeVos. You and @SenJohnMcCain have shown courage to stand up to bully so far

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@StockSavvyShay I hope you are joking. A company that pushes out updates to millions of computers without ensuring its 100% correct is not to be trusted. They should do rolling updates over 24-48 hours

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@Carnage4Life directing people with 100 Billion in your coffers is very different from a scrappy startup.

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@dabit3 noise level will be off the charts

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@Stop_Trump20 Keanu Reeves. End of list.

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@xgigglypuff Probably doesnt know difference between undergrad and graduate degree but sure CS is the easy route

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@CeliaBedelia We once took a flight delhi to hong kong to LA 18 ish hours and then we had to take last leg from LAX to DET and my 18ish month daughter was fussy and people were giving us looks. Not knowing we have been flying for almost 24 hrs. I have new level empathy since then

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@GeoRebekah I hate the fact that Prime is now showing ads.

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@JoeBrunoWSOC9 they are useless until they allow costco and other retailers to sell liquor

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@levelsio @zwhitchcox Sorry I didn’t scan through all the responses to see if this was already said.

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@pmoe Its warm and slightly yellow

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@CasPiancey Rich boy billionaire bubble will do that to you

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@VivekWarRoom Quit and save some dignity

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@triciacotham Resign

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@KnowingBetterYT Bullys are protected class

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@sarahkendzior 20 yrs ago there was a mega power outage lasting days. No grocery store could accept cards and all went cash only. No one had cash on them (or very little) so our company had to distribute cash advance to employees so we could buy food. Lessons were learnt.

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@acnewsitics This is the funniest thing I have read

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@EODHappyCaptain There is a reason airport dad rule exists. After we lock the doors, we open them back up at least 4-5 times because someone forgot something important

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@CaseyDeSantis Are you guys eating pudding for his birthday?

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@ItsSamG Big (Tom Hanks)

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@crunchyrugger Came up from Welfare - by the goverment

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@Dmoceanu @MeliMels99 Their loss passing on your skill/experience.

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@NotPatSwayze @daboigbae 😂

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@aaguueeroo I’ve been programming for 30 yrs and still use light theme. My kids get repulsed by light theme as if its Satan.

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@smalls2672 If a black/brown person was caught with taking ammo on a plane it would be a very different headline

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@VivekWarRoom No!

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@SirBarefoot After 24 hr fast I noticed a change through Apple Watch

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I fasted for 24 hours and my cardio fitness improved overnight

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@yashar @vkhosla @emilychangtv Thank you @vkhosla I am glad not all Billionaires are supporting donkeys rump just for the tax breaks

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@Brett_Jensen One trick pony that did its one trick. Now party is over

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@gannonbreslin Does it come with another house to store everything?

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@poppacalypse Burnout is real.

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@MichaelABrownJr @KevOnStage Cardigan (sweaters)

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@JayinKyiv Crazy Eyes

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Planes circling the Chinese spy balloon now over Charlotte, NC #clt

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@SenatorBurr #shame on you. You sold out public education

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@KevOnStage I dont understand how thick his socks are.

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@pappybest Everything is a grift

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@kaden53535 Please keep NC out of this conversation

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I honestly dont understand the obsession to prevent abortion when nobody cares about kids dying from gun violence.

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@stickermule Bye! Bye! Bye!

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@factscienceart @SawyerMerritt Cybertruck is by far more American

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@ematipico As a Backend engineer I dont agree that empty list should be 404. It is impossible for front end to distinguish error condition with normal behavior but no data.

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@CramerTracker Time to buy Paypal

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@LeslieStreeter Even if I was at the airport I wouldnt want to board just 5-10 mins before departure cause all overhead space is gone

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@ParissAthena I have cancelled customer accounts because they were rude, profane with people. You can always get a new customer but its not worth your teams mental health. Also, it signals to your team that u care about them over $$

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@Rainmaker1973 Even though it did not get the press it deserved, we, who knew his work, shed a tear for him.

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@the_transit_guy Charlotte has entered the chat

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@Boenau Key thing is people slow down, no jumping red light and no waiting.

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