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I've got cache up the yin-yang, baby. CEO of Vandelay Industries, living in #cdmx . I own nothing and I'm happy. Australian refugee.

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Joined April 2020
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The internet has taught everyone that their opinions matter and are valuable. They don't. They're not.
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@BowTiedMara SHE GOT 0 POINTS!!!! Imagine choosing your athletes not based on skill but on 'woke-ness' Don't need to imagine, Australia did it! Not a serious country.
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@TheEconomist The people who live there are delighted they can walk down the street without being murdered. (I have employees in El Salvador) There is no love lost for the gangs and criminals.
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@Molson_Hart What if they don't have the item I want? What if they don't have my size? They're not keeping my money for nothing. I'll shop on the Bezos wonder emporium instead.
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@Molson_Hart I'm just not going to go.
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@austin_rief Jeff just bought a $500M yacht. That's some pretty serious quality of life you can't get for $3M.
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@disclosetv $3.8T is only 4 Taylor Swift tickets. Not a lot of money.
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Holy cow. Someone took a ~98% loss on this. Imagine losing $202MM after holding the property for almost 20 years.
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The AT&T Tower has sold in St. Louis for just $3.55 million (around $2/sqft), it was sold for over $205 million in 2006
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@LongStorySort @BowTiedMara She has PHD in a gender theory spin off, her dissertation was about deconstructing gender norms in breakdancing. Her dancing is awful, as evidenced by the 0 score. She was clearly chosen not because of her skill, but because she has a woke gender degree.
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@syptweet Yes, his name is Charles and he lives in Buckingham Palace.
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@slashdot Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha. Sure, it had NOTHING to do with poor risk management and everything to do with not having all the cubicles full. To fix this crisis the federal gov should ban all remote work and mandate 40 hours of cubicle time per human, per week.
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@itsthewealth4me @Lile_FromSchool A lawyer once told me that a marriage contract is the worst contract deal a person can enter into.
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@TheDrugMoney Crystal meth. Will not explain.
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@texasrunnerDFW This is desperately needed nation wide. Homes are for living in, not for playing mini-marriott.
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@CRCCNews Not interested in commie cash.
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@tonywestonuk If the AI can understand the original quote, why can't you?
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@Lifeinvestmoney Great idea! And then we can have like, 1000 of these across the country. And we can allow individuals to own a piece of the business via the stock market. Everyone can be an STR investor, without taking on the debt and operational costs of individual properties!
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@anshelsag And the winner of Absent Father 2024 is....
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@LegendaryEnergy I rate this post 5 clowns out of 5 for being completely uninformed. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@disclosetv You will own nothing. You will be happy. Papers please.
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Seriously. What's it gonna take for these boomers to retire? Hanging around longer than a bad fart.
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@SoCalGoulah8 Wait until you find out they want to tax unrealized gains 👀
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@firePA498 @redfrnn @elonmusk @elonmusk you've got your work cut out for you 😂 misgendering is "violence" but actual death threats are not (in the eyes of @TwitterSafety )
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@Molson_Hart @kaseyklimes Yes. Exactly. I don't need some silicon valley developer to make decisions for me about "equality" ... Give me the tools to make my own decisions and don't nanny me.
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@BowTiedMara In Australia we had a cookie called a "gollywog" which looked like this.
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@Molson_Hart This is the most un-american thing you've ever said. 3 out of 7 chance that it's going to be a great week for most people BECAUSE productivity is ruined.
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@stats_feed I don't know that the Catholics count.
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@ErikaCoaches @AirbnbHelp @AirbnbHelp we are all watching and expecting you to do the right thing here. We will punish you with our wallets if you don't.
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@elonmusk @elonmusk please do Australian public broadcaster @abcnews next.
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@zerohedge Because @MacroAlf steals other people's work and passes it as his own. He's a fraud & scammer. And he's also late to the party. A bank had to implode for him to take notice of actual macroeconomics.
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This has got to be one of fintwits worst takes, ever. 1) where are you buying a house for $172k and collecting +$3k/mo in rent? 2) the dividend from $O is 100% profit. The "cash flow" from your rental is mostly eaten up by debt servicing and the cost of maintaining the
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@FinPhilosopher Iran was once a beautiful country. I have friends who were there during the revolution and were evacuated by their companies. The people are nice. The people in control are not.
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@coffeebreak_YT @elonmusk please secure the server records and history of @SBF_FTX
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@ScottAdamsSays This is what happens when you prioritize someone's sexual orientation over actual skills & qualifications in a job interview.
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@HowThingsWork_ 1984 was a warning, not a manual. Somebody missed that lesson.
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@Dexter__Wright @JoshEakle Yes. This is our right. And we demand it.
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The amount of westerners who really truly believe that socialism is better than capitalism is the most concerning thing I've ever encountered.
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@brim006 @ATFHou Quick and easy gender reassignment.
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@Lifeinvestmoney You're forgetting the most essential thing that realtors bring to the table in 2024: 💰 Unregulated Financial Advice 💰 Who is going to tell me the future value of this property if not my realtor? How will I know what the interest rate will be in 12mo when I refinance if not
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@stats_feed 1) Crocs would be banned, immediately 2) tipping would be abolished, globally 3) I would invest as much money as possible in time travel research with an aim to send a team back to exterminate Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok before their creation.
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@GregKable Correct. And they achieved this by: - copying foreign IP - slave-like labor conditions - massive government sponsorship of "private" industry
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People who think a recession is worse than high inflation have clearly never picked up a history book.
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@GuyDealership Is the baby covered by warranty?
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@thetradingbro These people are insufferable.
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@zerohedge The movie is Marxist trash and the consumer should punish it.
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@JesseKellyDC Saying "the narrative does not match reality" is not a conspiracy theory. Back in my day, this was called "journalism" and we encouraged it. More of this please, America. We deserve it.
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@perfiliev Bank: we ignored everything you said about "higher for longer" and hired our risk officers based on their pronouns and not their education. Bail us out!
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@TheDrugMoney There's no line item for labor? But $2200 for gas... How often does the owner have to visit to restock? Seems like every week.
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@fed_speak They're leveraged on 33 properties and pull $2600/mo in profit Powell is gonna tighten them back into poverty.
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@pmarca This is gross. Somebody's skin color (or who they have sex with) should not factor into business decisions of any kind.
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Squeezey Squeeze time $AMC - Incoming gamma squeeze this Friday - hold on tight!
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This picture is incredible.
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@thetradingbro Even better: put the house under a C corp, bankrupt the C corp but claim squatters rights on the property. Now you have no monthly payments.
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@KobeissiLetter But, they told me real estate only goes up. Imagine holding for almost 10 years and losing 45% 🤡
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@Investor_NICK_ @bryancheco_ Probably a British person wrote this note
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@FerangiTrader @StonkKing4 @HedgeyeIndstrls Imagine buying a car that you couldn't wash in direct sunlight 😂😂😂🤡
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@AgueroForTexas @EndWokeness You've clearly never been to Mexico city. Gayest city in north America outside of San Francisco.
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@QTRResearch @zerohedge She made her bed, now it's time to sleep in it.
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@gornagraphic @financialjuice This is how he tells us he has 30 days to live.
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@NipseyHoussle Risk happens slowly at first, Then all at once.
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@simongerman600 @denicomc I have trouble believing this because the input numbers are so obviously wrong. No airline is flying you first class for 10 hours for $5K And the passenger numbers are wrong, too. Long haul flights are usually on planes like the Boeing 777-er which carry between 300-450
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@CashMoneyGoulah @AOC Nah dawg, the whole socialist thing is "somebody else should pay it" Can't go against the brand. Imagine being too cheap to pay $11 (or $8 via web!)
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@OccupytheFeds MBS market is in freefall. Nobody is talking about this. NOBODY. nobody, except us peasants.
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@hurricanefreak @TheEconomist This president has transformed El Salvador from the most dangerous country in LatAm to the safest. It should be no surprise he is popular. Don't just buy the narrative that @TheEconomist pushes- do some research for yourself. Talk to people who live there.
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@paulmasonnews Nothing scares you guys like democracy in action, huh? He won. The people have spoken. This is democracy winning.
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@brim006 @JackChambersGB I fixed it for you
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So many ridiculous takes on Starbucks today. It's Ozempic! It's Palestine! The reality is -- people can't afford to live and are cutting back. It's as simple as that. This is where we are in the cycle.
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Friend of mine is trying to book an Airbnb for a trip he's taking with his sister who has cancer. Airbnb host: "I'm sorry your sister has cancer, but I cannot honor the advertised rate. You must pay 3x. The price of housing in Toronto is skyrocketing. As this is a new rental we
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@ericmetaxas "I hurled my insult as an act of love!" Lol.
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@SoVeryBritish What do I do if he expects me to die instead of talk?
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@FerangiTrader @lisaabramowicz1 QE INFINITY™ Coming to a Reserve Bank near you! These are very sad developments. The 99% will pay an astronomical price for the sins of the 1% (via tax and inflation) I know how to trade it. So do you guys. Most people will be wrecked. Very sad.
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@WomenBeingAwful B/c there's a difference between being the boss and being a leader. Leaders know this.
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@Bowenchris "independent experts" Their paycheck comes via the federal government. Can we get some @CommunityNotes to fact check this "independent" claim?
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@POVMexico You'd need a second mortgage on the house in order to afford that much guac at chipotle.
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@DonMiami3 @thetruthsucks12 Having lived in Alabama, I'd take rural Alabama over NYC any day 🤷‍♂️
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@clowndownunder George Orwell called, he wants his character back.
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Who in their right mind is spending $2377 on a tablet? Tim has lost his marbles.
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@disclosetv Disgusting. We no longer have a free press.
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@Molson_Hart And because they're shut out of the dream, they're buying something which is fundamentally worthless. I wonder if anyone commented on the dutch tulip buyers at the time that they were locked out of the dutch dream 🌷
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@RandoAnalytics They are both con artists. And both will be bankrupt, one day. Hopefully soon. Bring the recession. Bring the reckoning.
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@zerohedge It's the "Definitely Not A Bailout" bailout.
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@stats_feed Great Britain.
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@BowTiedMara To everyone in the replies who is denying she was chosen because of woke-ness, here are the facts: 1) she cannot dance 2) she has a doctorate in the Australian version of gender studies. "Deterritorializing Gender in Sydney's Breakdancing Scene: A B-girl's Experience of
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@FT__Trading @unusual_whales I believe it. There's an economic principle called "average propensity to spend/save" which has an elasticity element tied in to it. People who spend 80% of $50k will spend 80% of $250k. Heck, maybe more once you consider the debt you can accrue at $250k
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@MacroEdgeRes They clearly missed the memo that the economy is stronger than ever.
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Buy Now, Default Later
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Buy Now, Pay Maybe?
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@micsolana I miss "don't be evil" google.
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@NipseyHoussle Lol. You can live in a strip mall and pay a $655 monthly HOA. Hard pass.
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@BadMoneyGuy Like, 10c
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@SoCalGoulah8 @Breaking911 So far we've sent $2325 for every person in Ukraine, so $2325 is the starting point.
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@FedGuy12 This "not a bailout" sure feels more and more like a bailout
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@itsthewealth4me @Lile_FromSchool Well yes. It was a bit cheeky. He was talking about it from a risk perspective- you give up a lot for relatively little (on paper) which is true. Underscores the necessity to think carefully and spend time to find the "right" person to risk it all for.
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@gornagraphic @NipseyHoussle Dudes just stacking leverage on leverage from one property/LLC to the next. I imagine the credit unions have no idea the amount of actual risk they're accepting on an individual loan basis. Every loan/LLC compounds the risk.
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Risk happens slowly at first, Then all at once. Wise words from @KeithMcCullough
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Soft landing? Brace for impact.
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@zerohedge 😮‍💨 again ... 1984 was a warning, not a manual
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@ekanscisum Clicked on this, followed, and unfollowed you. Just to cost you money. Go away, scammer.
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@SoCalGoulah8 To be fair, Mississippi is a very cheap state to live and do business in.
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