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@PROTOCOLDROlD
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@PanderShirts Genuinely hate the artist trend of “oh I love drawing fat guys. They are so sexy” and then it’s just Chris Evans body type but after eating pasta.
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5 months
@kixnstyx I love how it’s cut off at “Carano didn’t”
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8 months
@aintchukash @bbnojutsu But that’s none of his business though. She’s a person. Not his pet.
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4 months
@alloveranthony “What do you mean ‘date’? Like. . . the vegetable?” is so camp. It’s so on the nose
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8 months
@_peirre_ That one Asia O’Hara look from DragRace
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4 months
@_benjvmins_ “Im black because the government says it was a technicality in the 50s” as if the government has been truthful and just
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10 months
@jamesjonesesq @niccoyat How much is he paying her for the meal provided? It’s flirting in the form of bartering. Labor for labor.
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4 months
@skittysdelight The picture makes him look like world war 2 propaganda tricking young men into enlisting
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1 month
@CoreyBrickley It really felt like people were actually fighting organically not knowing what the other was gonna do. A lot of the times, you can see the actors counting out beats or preemptively prepping for the next set of moves/blocks. This felt like masters flying by the seat of their pants
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@willthebao That one monster from Star Wars The Phantom Menace
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@MikelleStreet Everyone knew he was a literal pedo. It’s obvious to everyone. Someone that counts the minutes until someone is (still a kid, but technically) legal is a pedophile. Someone actively seeking out 18 year olds that look 13 and titling the videos as “little boys”/ “boys” is a pedo
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5 months
@LolOverruled Alice Cooper?!?!?
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1 year
@gayspud The fashion industry worked really hard at convincing men that men caring about the fit of their clothes enhancing their physique was super girly/homo because it’s easier to teach child slaves to sew shapeless clothes than to sew clothes that require shape
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7 months
@beyonceparkwood “Right in front of my multiple grammy’s?!?”
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9 months
@_benjvmins_ How can one give consent while being unconscious? And IMO prior consent immediately ends once you go to a state or lowered consciousness or are unconscious.
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8 months
@aintchukash @bbnojutsu Women don’t magically only deserve respect from gay men. There are gay men that view women as property. I’m just not a worthless sack of dog shit.
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5 months
@MalikHaelstrom Meanwhile if someone is 6’2” while being measured in athletic shoes that have very thick soles are they not still lying?
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6 months
@fullmetalhimbo He’s the kinda gay that straight dudes are like “I can say the slurs all I want. I have a gay friend” about.
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@goomy99 Wait. If the trauma is represented by the glass being filled. That’s just different trauma that’s going to your daughter
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11 months
@itboyjonny Austin Wolf is very angrily typing…
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7 months
@upuntil_dawn None of us know any of y’all outside of the way y’all are shown on tv. But plane Jane just seems to be one of those queens that equates/ confuses reading/shade w/ just being nasty and mean. It’s very Serena ChaCha S5 ie coming from a place or unjustified arrogance and insecurity.
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8 months
@lohanisgod She’s refusing to wear makeup after her makeup artist, her very close friend, died. It’s not cute or refreshing. It’s a way to honor and mourn a friend’s memory.
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8 months
@aintchukash @bbnojutsu P1 I’ve got 2 sisters. 1 older and 1 younger. Neither of which are married. Neither of which are virgins. I thought no less of them when they told me. But then again I had a single mom so I didn’t have the opp to learn from my dad that women are property cause that sack of died.
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8 months
@aintchukash @bbnojutsu My point was I don’t need to answer the question because whether or not I’m gay bi or straight has no effect on whether or not her sexual history is none of his business
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7 months
@MargBarAmerica @jaketapper Interesting he had time to take smiley goofy selfies instead of taking footage of the attackers for identification purposes.
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2 years
@MalikHaelstrom @brattyboochie A BODYFAT % ABOVE 10 IS THEIR “OBESE”?!?
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4 months
@S1ut4glitter @upuntil_dawn Or what? What are you gonna do? Lol
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8 months
@mex_tt @kokoshwee Every single facial feature and bone structure feature she has fits within what’s considered the standard of high beauty. What are you talking about?
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@boopyape Leave kid rock alone
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8 months
@jordnsworld The way you could see him having to strain his vocal cords and contort his mannerisms to put on that masc-mask for these dudes is so sad. I’d be so embarrassed
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6 months
@hiranyou @roryculkinfan @justin_al3x Big talk coming from someone who looks like Shane Dawson put through an AI filter.
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8 months
@TomZohar If they wanted to use Clueless they coulda used Amber. But even then it was just a rivalry tit for tat thing.
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7 months
@Killskerry The way he betrayed his entire people for miss Hyacinth
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9 months
@BruceRockwells I feel like the only type of gay dudes that thirst over homophobic straight men are the ones that can’t get the attention from gay/bi men. So to them it’s no difference since they are all unattainable. Sad. Pathetic. Loser behavior.
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4 months
@smintyschiffer Social media when they get their hands on sugar and spice
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@nilanmorton Dude isn’t nervous for her safety. He’s nervous for catching a conviction for attempted murder if she presses charges.
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@MistyGQuartz Jesus?!?? In Ohio? Rachel. Show me to me please!
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@itboyjonny The way this lined up is so funny
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@th3mb0fication Pop base is vicious with the way they use pictures on people that deserve for those pictures of them to be used
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@AmandaTori69 “You’re outside is gorgeous Raven but your insides are dark” Raven said “well now my outsides are dark too, bitch”
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@MaddyMorphosis “We saw you from across the bar”
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@pozmyneghole1 @kavari59108898 You’re right. The comparison isn’t warranted. He beat people, threw chairs at people, kidnapped a minor and more. She tweeted she doesn’t think kids should be bombed.
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4 months
@_bear_409 @PanderShirts The number of times I’ve seen muscle gays do a lengthy drawn out post about loving their bodies despite their shortcomings and the shortcoming is “they went from an 8pack to a 6 pack because of their bulk” is blood boiling.
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7 months
@bavarisixers Casey Afleck is a sexual predator. Sexual predator’s aren’t based.
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6 months
@DrewPavlou Hope this helps you in your confusion. The extravagantly vibrant pink of the current pride pink triangle is a modern reinterpretation and isn’t accurate color-wise to the historically accurate dulled pink used in n*zi Germany. May I suggest an eye dr appointment?
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@kizuriley The way the person repeated “I want to date a child” with three different sentences is wild.
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@_AtomicAnnie Betcha she’s got a ham and cheese on a roll with the orange drink in the little purse
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3 months
@tradingMaxiSL @PicturesFoIder “Multiple individuals” when dude was specifically and solely targeting women.
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6 months
@hiranyou @roryculkinfan @justin_al3x Ah. So you have the wonky sense of humor as Shane Dawson too. That’s gotta be rough for you.
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@GovernmentSlime Me opening up Twitter and immediately seeing this
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7 months
@LolOverruled This one.
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8 months
@OThecock @joonghyukdater This is great evidence as to why I’m okay with the men’s rate of sueíc*dè being three times the rate of women’s.
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8 months
@bklynb4by A reminder of what?
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4 months
@rd_jio @PanderShirts And don’t forget the implication of “we tolerate the belly so long as it results in thick thighs and a round perky ass” on tops of the 6% body fat chest and arms
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4 months
@Dude_Largepants @AndresPlays93 I hate to break it to you, but “you’re” not doing it yourself when your character it a man either. No more than a Steeler’s fan is winning a game when he says “we won”
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7 months
@PanderShirts @DeanCakes The way I’m on the ghosters side because dude is proving why he deserves to be ghosted
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7 months
@upuntil_dawn Gwendoline Christie is SUBLIME. Truly.
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8 months
@bluepantheress Bless you for introducing me to this clip. May both sides of your pillow remain cool through the night. May you find a $50 in one of your winter coats now that it’s cold. May you get a raise at your job. Thank you!
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@urdadssidepiece Wait is this his actual face. I thought people were photoshopping it to be funny
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8 months
@trillestjgoody Then don’t be a dental hygienist if this bothers you so much? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@dragonkazooie Well color my surprised.
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@aboynamedpierre “And the rest of the cast started to resent him for it” as part of a statement is wild
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8 months
@drewdamn87 @pierrefleury_ It’s always a dude with small hands and a hairline thinner than Eugenia Cooney’s arm that thinks this humor is funny. Your time would be better spent worrying about them gout-looking bulldog jowls my man.
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@hyphhytv @etheralfem Referring to women as females but giving males the respect of calling them men is really telling.
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@MaddyMorphosis Trade Federantion’s Lufa Danak?
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@haydeniramay I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this or not, but every time they spoke you should have yelled “I CANT HEAR YOU” but like. After every sentence.
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@mermanmotel Imagine how the women feel
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@ChrisCuster18 @PicturesFoIder Wait til you find out people have always been scamming each other to gain for themselves since before money was even a concept.
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@DragancaorGames He . . . THOUGHT HE WAS HELPING!!!!!!??”
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@smintyschiffer Why’s she kinda
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@ChainFeeds @Dexerto The lineup of these comments
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@MJ27001 I still have no idea how this, that requires actual skill, and talent lost to an extremely boring, unfunny and sad “squirting ketchup and fart noises” spoken word exercise.
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@CoreyBrickley The game developers were really like “we will put in a trans character to really stick it to JK but we will run wild with the vast antisemitism she put in her works. What could go wrong?”
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@OhItsRyan That’s objectively a dad bod. There aren’t negative connotations to that being a dad bod unless you apply those negative connotations. the term “dad bod” started from an article that was written after Leonardo DiCaprio was ridiculed for it looking like this:
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@D_Radiance Sucks that you can tell they used the warp in photoshop by the curvy stretched out stubble to pull his jawline up
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@myemtv He looks like if you put muscles on Carl Wheezer or put muscles on the worst character from Bigmouth.
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@WMXFLover @drpuella This unasked for comment paired with the phrasing of this part of your bio seems fetishizey and iffy as hell.
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@wizards_magic “Some” as if it’s just a couple things here and there when the entire thing with dozens of “components” is clearly AI 😭😂 “let’s own up to the problem without actually accepting any responsibility”
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@Variety Star Trek was actively about finding the commonality amongst all beings and only choosing violence as a last resort. So basically the two of them didn’t like Star Trek or what it stood for at all?
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@fredwardsays @BRIELLEBUFFIE @rapalert6 Your sentence is also “terrible English” as it is a sentence fragment. It would serve you better to work on your own linguistic shortcomings before whining about someone else’s dialect.
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@doxie_gay Matt Rife (derogatory)
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@atotalposer I’ve been mocked since 2003 for liking this movie. This feels like justice.
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@hunk_marc @marco_maxxx They used better silicone prosthetics on the 90s kids tv show Goosebumps.
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@_benjvmins_ Is the metaphor in the room with us at the moment or?
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7 months
@JosefCookz That’s because straight dudes talking about their size isn’t to impress the women they bed, it’s to impress other dudes.
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@gayspud Which then allows them to sell you the same $20 shirt with oversized sleeves for a $0.50 cost rather than paying an adult $10 for a shirt that requires easing and strategic curves.
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@giohalliwell Roxxxy dressed like an extra from that Adam Lambert Young Adult Dystopian Fiction music video
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@SheaCoulee It’s cause that “well she’s happy being local and that’s good enough for her” Derrick Barry/India Farrah pit stop moment got Michelle to laugh for real.
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@Jordnyan I thought that was Tempest DuJour out of drag
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@CoreyBrickley They really said “how do we choreograph a realistic AMBUSH”
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@twig_was_here I thought she was being a dustox
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@buypol0disorder This is not nice to Kathy bates
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