Dani @dragonkazooie Twitter profile

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Dani

@dragonkazooie

9 months

*sees a woman smiling with tattoos* Fellas do we fucking hate this bitch?

“Bad” Billy Pratt

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9 months

Do zoomer girls covered in tattoos know how ridiculous they’re going to look when they get old?

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Do men feel cum swishing around in their balls when they walk around?

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2 years

Men will literally suffer getting a handjob like a cenobyte victim instead of saying stop

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4 years

When you’re horny do your balls gurgle like your stomach when it’s hungry

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9 months

@Gompers_Stomper She’s 23

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4 years

You guys got two little maracas down there that’s pretty neat

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Lola Bunny probably isn’t even a good lay, her pussy got Bugs in it

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

emz!

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3 years

the real gender binary is if you read ED as erectile dysfunction or eating disorder

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@BuggyB0i Never frozen

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3 years

Close encounters of the cute kind

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HowlingMutant

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3 years

The only person who understands me is Danzig

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@Howlingmutant0 Well when it’s too big it… you know what you got it champ

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3 years

@luso_brendan

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Girls be like “I love cocaine and I don’t eat and I want to be a mom” and then post a couple pictures of the sky

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@AuntieTrap

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3 years

Me and who?

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4 years

don’t worry I’ll delete this

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3 years

Damn bitch you dwell in these quarters?

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9 months

Damn this blew up any busty lesbians want to kiss

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3 years

In his suicide note, my boyfriend came out as gay which made the entire situation easier to deal with to be honest

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3 years

Hanging out with my friends

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2 years

Saying “scatological” in an enthusiastic way like “groovy” or “far out”

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3 years

Stunning political take queen dump your boobs out

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2 years

Coquette this coquette that how about you co quette a job

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3 years

Pussy make a mf wanna be half man half goat and prance around an ethereal meadow playing a flute

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@dragonkazooie

4 years

The two genders

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3 years

No offense but how tall are you?

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4 years

Who ate all the pussy?!

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4 years

Ancient man listened to half-day epics told by a guy at the public square with nothing but his voice and a lute.. you need colors and bing bing wahoo sounds to pay attention to a two hour superhero movie.. YOU ARE GAY!

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3 years

“Hey look guess who I am”

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4 years

Got so horny last night I freaked out and called 911

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2 years

They carrying your ass in a handkerchief on a stick on hobo twitter

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4 years

New pussy just dropped! She got that shrimp pussy it fries rice! You’re telling me my dick is in your ass? Then who’s driving? 😂 Women are hot! Women are stupid! Who needs a job? You made the sandwich! Ketamine cocaine ketamine vyvanse if I was fat I’d k*ll myself

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4 years

I’m really sorry about what white people have done to you but I was hoping maybe you could turn your music down

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@dragonkazooie

3 years

Having a fat juicy ass is not a crime

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3 years

Covid is fake and gay. That said, I almost fucking died and I continue to fight

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@dragonkazooie

4 years

Random girl: I was coerced into sex work by my employer and threatened to have my benefits cut by the govt. My day-to-day thoughts are becoming more concerning. Sometimes I just feel like I don’t have a fighting chance Guy replying with poll: So fellas how would we rate this L?

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3 years

I’m passionate about looking like a muscular workhorse with perky tits

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@dragonkazooie

3 years

It is... my birthday

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2 years

Post-nut clarity got me filing divorce

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3 years

Dinner party

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@dragonkazooie

4 years

You aren’t being “contacted by your spirit guide,” you have tinnitus

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3 years

What the fuck is happening in here

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@dragonkazooie

3 years

So sorry to hear about your loss queen. If you want to send me nudes, I’ll be here. Just reach out

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@dragonkazooie

4 years

If you poop and cum at the same time you take a screenshot of your body

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@dragonkazooie

2 years

When I’ve had a bit of wine and I’m not playing anymore

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4 years

Absolutely FINISHING a LIBTARD to COMPLETION with a TOUCHLESS ORGASM of THOUGHT and REASON

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2 years

Playing the word association game when the room suddenly turns tense and silent as I start off with the word “uppity”

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4 years

My brain is living rent free in my head

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3 years

They’re friends

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4 years

Freshly widowed and digging up the grave of my late husband to tearfully sit on his face

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4 years

Didn’t want to say anything til it was official but I’m going to spend next summer in Alaska learning to scout grizzly bears for wildlife photographers and I am fucking amped

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POV I’m flirting with you

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3 years

DMX blowing out Prince Philips back walls in hell

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They call me the McSlurry because I’m sweet but I’m racist

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3 years

Merry Christmas 🎄

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@dragonkazooie

4 years

Camille Paglia’s Sexual Personae, Chapter One: Women be shopping. Chapter Two: Do it fart?

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@dragonkazooie

1 year

“You’re not gonna eat all my sons fruit snacks are you?” Me:

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2 years

Someone just makes pictures in photoshop and says it’s space and we all just eat it up. We live in a dome on some guys desk

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3 years

Got a wide on (girl hard on)

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3 years

feral hair day

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4 years

muscle milk mommy

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3 years

Getting insecure because I wish my vagina had bigger teeth

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3 years

If you invaded an entire country right now, would you get horny?

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@Howlingmutant0

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4 years

nervous dani goes to HWNDU wearing all black in a hot political climate and then Sargon puts her in a video calling her antifa to hundreds of thousands of people groyper

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I’m the gym reaper

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3 years

Oh you had to type a long email today? That’s rough. I almost drifted out to sea holding onto a rogue airplane

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3 years

Ok you’re based. Now what

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4 years

Cannabis? Yes.. but shouldabis?

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3 years

A girl sticking a finger up her vag to get her period to start like someone trying to make themselves throw up

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Dani

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1 year

The flight feathers of their wings are called pinions. A crow has 8 pinions, and a raven has 9. So the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion

✨@foundbysara on insta

@foundbysara

1 year

my rule of thumb for corvids: if it makes you go, "hm, is that a raven?" it is a crow. if it makes you go HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN—*that* is a raven.

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