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@fullmetalhimbo

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all mustache, zero thoughts, gay, brat

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Joined July 2020
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@fullmetalhimbo
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8 months
He’s the kinda gay that only straight girls love
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Chris Olsen at the 2024 #PCAs .
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Him and Her.
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you're sick if you like hearing men moan 💀
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5 months
man complimented my mustache in person and I got rock hard instantly. so there’s that
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
decided to look more slutty so I’m wearing cut offs now
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@fullmetalhimbo
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2 months
who wants 200lbs of crushing weight on them??
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date idea: I lay my full body weight on you and we scroll our phones
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@fullmetalhimbo
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11 months
Full beard or Mustache??
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@fullmetalhimbo
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9 months
if I don’t cry im throwing it away
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
Just got aggressively cruised at the gym, kinda flattered? Kinda terrified?
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@fullmetalhimbo
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7 months
Oh really?
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There’s something so simple yet so attractive about a man wearing his hat backwards
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@fullmetalhimbo
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gm
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@fullmetalhimbo
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1 year
got my results. i passed. ready to start the transformation to being the biggest himbo nurse in the trauma icu. amen.
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@fullmetalhimbo
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2 months
A one year transformation
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@fullmetalhimbo
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1 month
hey babe, wanna go watch the new alien movie with me?
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@fullmetalhimbo
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4 months
why do I always crave hole at work between 2am-4am 😔
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@fullmetalhimbo
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2 years
good nap.
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
The individual was reported, management was horrified while I was telling them, they assured me that they will investigate because there are cameras everywhere in the gym (except the bathroom, obviously).
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@fullmetalhimbo
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10 months
19, young and dumb
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@fullmetalhimbo
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3 months
oops, drunk again
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@fullmetalhimbo
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6 months
Maybe I will start my shaved chest era
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@fullmetalhimbo
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3 months
let’s celebrate this overpriced drunk purchase i made last week
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@fullmetalhimbo
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9 months
something something post your last selfie with no context something something
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@MichaelDrummey
Mikepole 🏳️‍🌈🥥🌴
9 months
🚫no cheating ‼️ post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context ‼️
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@fullmetalhimbo
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3 months
reminiscing of this time last week when a ridiculously handsome beefy man, taller than me and about twice my size asked me at the warehouse rave if I was going to **** him in the dark room. wild.
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@fullmetalhimbo
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4 months
7 hours later, we leave the party. need an egg sausage and cheese sandwich. stat
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@fullmetalhimbo
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7 months
Are you even friends if you don’t hop on FaceTime/insta/snap to jack off with eachother??
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@fullmetalhimbo
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1 year
Something told me to wear a jockstrap to work today and it proved to be useful
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
new gym shorts are way too short. should’ve worn underwear on this here leg day.
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@fullmetalhimbo
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4 months
i ran a pride 5k and didn’t die, so let’s celebrate that
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5 months
my legs are kinda eating
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8 months
oh. i’ve always wanted to use this
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4 months
feel like kissing a boy rn
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@fullmetalhimbo
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8 months
@QteeFoxx not my cup of tea, and that’s okay
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@fullmetalhimbo
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24 days
came into work for a training in regular clothes wearing five inch inseams one time and now every time the nurse practitioner on the unit sees me at work she asks why I’m not wearing my short shorts because she wants to see my legs
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@fullmetalhimbo
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3 months
oh hey mexico
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
Said scrubs.
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@fullmetalhimbo
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5 months
like five coworkers said I looked jacked in my new scrubs last night. one started grabbing my biceps before she even said hi. they better stop giving me these compliments or I’m gonna start acting up
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@fullmetalhimbo
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7 months
i don’t have to be in a club i’ll make out with a boy at the grocery store, idc
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🎃 Jose
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gay guys that make out w random gays at the clubs are gross asf, like wtf do u mean the club is your irl grindr
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2 months
need legs so big that my shorts/pants are always busting at the seams
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6 months
anybody saying they want to take girthmaster has a mental illness
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4 months
tummy and tits
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@fullmetalhimbo
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8 months
she’s looking a lil thicker here
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my mustache is so rideable”?
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@fullmetalhimbo
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try it bite it lick it split it pull it to the side and get all up in it
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