Emily Haswell @myemtv Twitter profile

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Emily Haswell

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1 year

In 2012 I would have worn a necklace like this to help a friend move

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1 year

What is the occasion—Where would one wear this necklace, besides to be buried next to your husband, the Pharaoh

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8 months

Idk anything about Dune but from this poster it looks like it's about a giant chihuahua chasing some tiny people.

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6 months

There should be a STRICT age limit on making that face

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6 months

Justin Timberlake in new photo.

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10 months

Matt Rife looks like a glee cast member (derogatory)

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9 months

If I buy a really nice planner that will change who I am fundamentally

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3 years

I would pay 1000000000000 dollars to watch these two interact #TheBachelorette

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2 years

Hospitals across America every time #TheBachelor casts its latest season

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2 years

Me calling Pizza Hut at 2:30 AM #BachelorInParadise

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4 years

VICTORIA ASKING ANNA LIKE SHE DIDNT HELP SPREAD THE RUMOR??? #TheBachelor

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3 years

When one girl gets to go shopping and the rest of you have ABC mandated therapy #TheBachelor

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4 years

Lmao they really had Rachael jump with the star of a Disney channel original movie #TheBachelor

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2 years

Me thinking I’m being subtle when a family member says some dumb shit at Thanksgiving #BachelorInParadise

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2 years

@blackboywrites Hi that’s me and my baby lol

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4 years

Why does Victoria dress like she is playing Sharpay in a community theatre production of High School Musical? #TheBachelor

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4 years

Ed watching Ben knock on Chris Harrison’s door #TheBachelorette

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7 months

The bachelor hot tub has seen more of the world than I have #TheBachelor

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1 year

Im gonna need every one of these women to drop the skin care routine #TheGoldenBachelor

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2 years

@eeveepacini Crazy how often I have the opportunity to post this

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4 years

I know that we are all past it but please join me in watching Ed work out #theBachelorette

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6 months

No one: Jesse before the 17th commercial break in 5 minutes: #TheBachelor

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1 year

Wow a hit tweet during the rate limits crisis. Now I know how they felt

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2 years

@LalalaLindseyJ It me

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4 years

Lol they have a whole ass plane. All they gave Tayshia was a cardboard cut out of a cab #TheBachelor

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4 years

Pilot Pete watching from home and seeing the plane #TheBachelor

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10 months

That mouth was made to sing a choral arrangement of don't stop believing

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2 years

“We saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe” #BachelorInParadise

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3 years

I want this man to interview Rachael #TheBachelor

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4 years

Me googling Temecula Road #TheBachelor

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7 months

The rest of the season's dates, since the producers spent all their money on Michael Bolton #TheBachelor

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8 months

Not this girl rolling up in the Hallmark mobile #TheBachelor

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3 years

Hunter when Andrew howled #TheBachelorette

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2 years

The girls running to see who can jump hug Zach first. #TheBachelor

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8 months

Now who said is he sober?????? #TheBachelor

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10 months

Gerry finding out that Theresa is loaded #TheGoldenBachelor

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8 months

Oh where is she when you need her #TheBachelor

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Emily Haswell

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10 months

Before the comments start rolling in from the sunset and sports team avatars I just want to say: you are absolutely right, I am ugly and jealous.

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3 years

Adult blonde men are human red flags #FBOYISLAND

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2 years

My baby was born very early but she’s doing great and she’s the prettiest baby possibly ever???

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3 years

No one on #TheCircle knows who Lance Bass is

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10 months

This is the closest to a queer bachelor season that we are ever gonna get #BachelorInParadise

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4 years

Kit after finding out that Matt has a roommate “Hey I think I gotta go” #TheBachelor

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11 months

How they have these senior citizens laid up at the bachelor mansion #TheGoldenBachelor

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4 years

@redditships LIQUID SMOKE???

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4 years

@MarciaBelsky Omg thank you! I have loved your tampon song for forever!

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2 years

All the girls when Jess’s candle blew out #TheBachelor

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3 years

My dog at 7:30 am sharp every day #BachelorInParadise

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2 years

@ThePopTingz I have reasons to post this all the time but this is almost too on the nose

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3 years

This is 100 percent what we are gonna see on Michelle’s season of bachelorette when it’s time for a “private concert” #BachelorInParadise

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3 years

If they don’t get @LilNasX to play the sexy gender fluid devil in the Powerpuff girls reboot then what are we even doing it for???

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3 years

Greg will never forgive Katie for this #TheBachelorette

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7 months

This is all I can think about when they say I feel like my wife/husband is in this room tonight #TheBachelor

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4 years

I want to go ahead and apologize to my new followers for the fact that one of my coping skills is live tweeting The Bachelor

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2 years

Zach hearing that a person has faced any adversity at all #TheBachelor

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3 years

Bit of personal news: I am a wife now

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3 years

The Nanny is much better than Seinfeld by virtue of the fact that Fran never dated anyone Maggie’s age

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3 years

@ShenaeCurry Oh hey that’s me!

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3 years

I don’t own a small chalkboard and I’m too nauseous for a photo shoot in a field so this will have to do.

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3 years

Tammy and Aaron are a perfect couple because both of them are far more interested in voting people off the island than falling in love #BachelorInParadise

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10 months

When I leave the party early so I can go home and watch my programs #TheGoldenBachelor

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3 years

WHY WAS CLAYTON ON SUSIE LIKE THIS #TheBachelor

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3 years

Olu getting punched vs. Olu seeing Michelle cry #TheBachelorette

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2 years

She’s not interested

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1 year

Zach’s fit this week #thebachelor

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4 years

WERE YOU A WEIRD KID #TheBachelor

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4 years

Yosef saying it’s classless to play strip dodge ball. Also Yosef: #TheBachelorette

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3 years

🗣 SELL BREAKFAST SANDWICHES ALL DAY SOME OF US DON’T HAVE OUR SHIT TOGETHER 🗣

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4 years

Chris Harrison saying Pieper being sent home was a huge deal. Me: #TheBachelor

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2 years

Zach when a 23 year old girl asks for reassurance #TheBachelor

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The twins listening to dudes that are two years older than them call them babies #BachelorInParadise

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2 years

Who runs the world? Her.

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2 years

Doctors hate me! I lost 6 pounds in two hours with this one weird trick!

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2 years

Rachel watching this random country band #TheBachelorette

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4 years

Zac Efron at home like: #TheBachelorette

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4 years

How y’all gonna show bloopers and not show the most epic blooper of all #TheBachelor

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3 years

Ryan’s hair is so big because it’s full of strategy #TheBachelorette

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3 years

Aaron was absolutely the dude at the frat that constantly yelled “yo who do you know here??” At strangers #BachelorInParadise

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4 years

Brendan watching at home when Tayshia said she may not want to get married again #TheBachelorette

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3 years

Please tag @RegalMovies this is funniest/most ridiculous thing that’s ever happened to me.

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4 years

Same energy #TheBachelor

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6 months

Like...standing on top of each other?

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Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs.

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4 years

Lemme know if you disagree and we can pick a pick spot to fight

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2 years

@BachelorBob_ @BachelorABC Is she sure it wasn’t this guy?

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4 years

Me patiently waiting to hear from Katie #TheBachelor

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3 years

Serial killers are dumb losers. Never forget that.

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4 years

Serena talking about a virus that’s infecting everyone. Covid watching from home: #TheBachelor

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2 years

Wow. Grocery Store Joe did not raise his son right. #TheBachelorette

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Emily Haswell

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8 months

I know these girlies absolutely love Saltburn

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4 years

Ode to creepy dudes pt. 2 Lyrics by me and @andrewmowe Female rage by me #InternationalWomensDay #pleasedonotdatethesechildren

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2 years

He looks like the mom at the PTA meeting who is about to talk about the evils of Halloween

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1 year

Zach googling “Jewish” #TheBachelor

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2 years

I’m sorry, I love Ryan Gosling as much as the next girl. But Zac Efron has been living his life as a Ken doll since his Troy Bolton days. The man CRIED when he got to eat carbs for the first time in 6 years. That’s my Ken.

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Emily Haswell

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3 years

The Annie and Daddy Warbucks we deserve #AnnieLive

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2 years

Bbs first gaslight

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4 years

Are we just not gonna talk about how Spencer is dressed like a youth pastor?? #TheBachelorette

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2 years

Christina picking her daughter’s name #TheBachelor

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2 years

You want to pay me in exposure!? The thing that killed all those people on Mt. Everest??

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4 years

Ed’s paper: #TheBachelorette

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3 years

If only Matt Gaetz had Tik Tok

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Emily Haswell

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1 year

Obsessed with this AI image that makes it look like Natalie Portman is the daughter of three gorgeous lesbians who live on compound and tell her it's the year 1945 and the world has ended so she won't wander off.

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Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Portman et Gal Gadot ❤️

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3 years

At this point I would let a 15 year old Claire’s employee give me the vaccine

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