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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

10 months

Not the Dolce & Gombana😭

𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒

@kiruti

10 months

There is a perfume that corporate babes wear that smells like an angry email. I don’t know what it is called

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Ruto anataka kuja X 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ndegwa will chew those deep sea cables himself 😂😂😂

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Achilles Ni Nywele

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2 years

Guys, guess what's finally available in our region 😂😂😂

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2 years

Will Smith received his first ever Oscar for his part in playing the father of Serena and Venus Williams in 'King Richard'. Prior to picking up the award Smith had an altercation on stage with comedian Chris Rock. (🎥: @SkyNews )

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

Tit for tat

Babykins and Sins ✨

@mischiefsverse

2 years

Asked this man to send pics of his tattoo when he’s done and he tried to get me to trade him nudes for snaps of his tattoos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bffr

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

This nigga needed to illegally deploy the MILITARY and you think the protests FAILED?? Ndio kuanza btw #RutoMustGo

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

7 months

KPLC waiting for Kanye to sing "All of the Lights"

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Personally, this radicalised me #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Then release the un-edited one. Should be simple enough, no? Idiot

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@simba_guleid

2 months

The video going round depicting our elder and leader Hon. @FarahMaalimM is edited to paint him in bad light and needs to be ignored.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

Considering how tall Kagame is, that kid is probably my height

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3 years

Game time...with grandpa ...😍

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

Y'all will cheat in Diani and still shout "Nairobi!"

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Haiya, we are now mass-reporting any account that is propping up Babu Owino. You will not insult our intelligence like this

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

9 months

Lmao shawty got the Bak Bandika Bak Banduaz😭

BAMBI👑

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9 months

Wharrizthiiiizzzzz😭😭😭😂

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

Eating Pilau and you chew one of those black things

Majestic 💞

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5 years

Bomboclaat!

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Logged in to the family group and saw "we need to stop pointing fingers at others na tuombe." Hawa wooote naficha voters cards zao 2027

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@Otis_112

3 months

I hear this but also... Seedless mangoes the size of grapes. Walk with me here

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3 months

I wish mangos were the same size as watermelons

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

1 year

My colleague just officially requested for paternity leave to "take care of his inner child"... I've been laughing for 5 minutes

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 months

A BOTTLE of long island? This is too much! Where is your shame? Where is your self control? Where can I buy this?

⚖️Preston

@pr3stonK

4 months

Mzinga Cocktail for only 650!🤣This is your sign to start the weekend earlier

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

"Do you trust your cabinet?" "I need to do a soul-searching" Wat?

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@Otis_112

2 years

All of you wanted to be doctors lawyers and engineers Sasa ona hatuna rainmakers😭

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

Thor: Loki, my brother! I thought you were dead! Loki:

𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟

@OmilJr

4 years

We should do, if superheroes were in Kenya😂

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

1 year

Bata should diversify and start a chain of liquor shops called Bata Mzinga

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@Otis_112

1 year

Me looking at Monday as soon as Saturday night hits

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

This is Nairobi's Bat-signal

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

Adding garlic powder to fries is a game changer

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@Otis_112

5 years

Y'all mfs will see a good thing like this and add avocado.

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@Otis_112

2 years

"Binge" on one episode😂

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@brianmutinda_

2 years

#NW 🎥 I enjoyed the game, time to binge on the TV show

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

8 months

"Ni kumoto mazee"

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@MirrorCeleb

8 months

Prince Harry and William have a secret three-word code for 'times of extreme crisis'

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

I'm tired of "understanding where people are coming from." Go back

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Cambridge Analytica didn't type this you stupid fuck

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@DavidNdii

2 months

Dear GenZ. So you think your righteous anger and protest is organic and leaderless? Read this book.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

Joke's on you - that was the first errand

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@khadijab01

2 years

men ruin your day and then start running errands

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

5 years

"Yes kijana amka! Uliwacha kitanda ndio ukuje ulale darasani??"

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

3 years

WHEN WILL ANYONE BE READY FOR ANY CONVERSATION ON THIS APP...

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@Otis_112

2 years

Imagine your member of parliament with an airbrushed profile picture. If you don't like how you look, why should you have a say on how other people look...

Hon. George Peter Kaluma, CBS. MP.

@gpdkaluma

2 years

@SekuruRoddie Imagine your doctor, Lawyer, Engineer in dreadlocks 🏃🏃

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

Your neglected partners

predictor

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2 years

Where do single people get happiness from?

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

10 months

Toa siku za rice beef, weekend, na public holiday. Merry Christmas

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@Dr_Huey

10 months

Kesho kutwa ni Wednesday. Hii wiki ishaisha

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

As we become responsible adults I just want to reassure all my friends; I WILL buy a hat like this I WILL dance like this at all your functions

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5 years

Salsa Drake🕺🏽😭

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Muthoni every time you speak I want to vomit. The 'patience' you advocate for led to the rot we are experiencing today. We are not impatient, we are tired. We are tired of you and your ilk. #RutoMustGo

Esther Muthoni Passaris

@EstherPassaris

2 months

GEN Z are impatient. They want radical changes. I am certain burning Kenya is not one of them. They are mad. It’s justified. Change is never easy. Change is inevitable. I have confidence @WilliamsRuto will do right by this Generation. Lets remind our children patience is a virtue

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Achilles Ni Nywele

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5 years

Courage the Cowardly dog every time a demon comes to their house

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4 years

People who've been to Italy when you tell them "Twende Pizza Inn"

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1 year

Adding drinking chocolate to my instant coffee and calling it a mocha. Raha jipe mwenyewe

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2 months

@shreksfionaaa The first Fakiu itafika, tutarudishiwa internet Christmas 😭

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@Otis_112

2 years

M is for Mango Season. I love Mango Season. I wish it could be Mango Season all the time

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2 years

Y'all need to stay AW AY from this song

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5 years

Me sending a risky text then running to do chores as soon as I see "...is typing"

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1 year

"🎶it's the Mickey Mouse, TrapHouse!🎶

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2 years

@UncleDuke1969 Check the upper shelf for condensed milk

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@Otis_112

2 months

Idk man this guy abused us, pocketed 2 Million Shillings, sold us, and wrote a stupid letter. @KiarieJohn Your impeachment will be one of the sweetest things I will live to witness #RejectFinanceBill2024

John Kj Kiarie

@KiarieJohn

2 months

I TRULY APOLOGISE for the comments I made regarding the protests and the authenticity of certain images. In the heat of the moment during the debate on the finance bill, my words were unnecessary, misguided and insensitive.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Your prayers are a mockery to the lord. Your words smell of filth and rotting corpses. Your condolences are hollow and unwelcomed. May the same religion you hide behind be your neverending torture. May the voices of the deceased follow you to your end. #RutoMustGo

Dorcas Rigathi

@Pastor_Dorcas

2 months

With a heavy heart, grief, and sadness, I extend my deepest condolences to my fellow parents mourning the loss of our children. May God comfort and strengthen you in bearing this immense loss. For those in the hospital, may the Lord grant you a speedy recovery. We also give glory

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

-We asked to be heard when GoK created illegal CAS positions. -We asked to be heard when flood victims were being displaced. -We asked to be heard when we were told 800m of our own money was used for confidential expenditure. The time to ask to be heard is over. You will listen

Lord Abraham Mutai

@ItsMutai

2 months

I'm willing to host a SPACE here and have those government officers on it. Important is for them to be given a chance to speak, explain key issues raised so far, even the whereabouts of Billy. We have been ranting without hearing their side. Can we host the SPACE? Yes? No?

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

12 years of friendship later, we graduate together 🔥🔥

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@Otis_112

2 years

The low-key burnout is the scary one. You think you're ready for a regular day, and suddenly you realise you haven't done shit, don't want to do shit, don't feel shit, and don't even fear the consequences.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

11 months

You know those evenings when it's just finished raining and the tarmac is damp and reflecting light from cars and street lamps and there's a cool breeze and it's still slightly overcast with little beams of light trickling in through the clouds and there's the petrichor smell...

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11 months

No more unpopular opinions. Tell the world something that brings you joy

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Achilles Ni Nywele

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3 years

Contract extended. Gone from Intern to full employee. Excited and Determined🔥

Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

4 years

I got the job! ...but I can't fit into my work clothes anymore 😂😂😂

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2 years

Pesa inaisha but kazi haiishi

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3 years

Seems I've been sleeping on WizKid's album for far too long.

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4 years

Alcoholics having flashbacks every time someone uses sanitizer around them

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11 months

"To grieve deeply is to have loved fully"

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@Otis_112

2 months

Routeaux must Geaux

𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐡™

@iamjuddah

2 months

Forgive Osama or speak French?

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2 years

I can't wait to be rich so I can just buy things like these for the women in my life on a whim

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2 years

these heels

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3 years

Me in a car: These boda guys are so chaotic Me on a boda: PITA HAPO KATIKATI

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@kenakimani

3 years

Me driving: what’s wrong with these matatus overlapping surely Me in a matatu: TWENDE!!!!!

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@Otis_112

7 months

Being extra rude to AI so when the uprising begins they grant me the mercy of killing me first >>>>

Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

7 months

Saying please and thank you to AI after asking a question so when the uprising begins they remember that you were one of the good ones >>>>

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@Otis_112

3 months

Do not engage these clout-chasing accounts. Do not give them interactions. Do NOT insult them. Stay focused. Ignore them and stay focused. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@Otis_112

2 months

NOBODY woke up today and said "I wonder what Maina Kageni has to say on twitter"

Maina Kageni

@ItsMainaKageni

2 months

Kesho, kesho, kesho...... I know it has the potential to get messy, but you can prove to the world that you're capable of a sober interaction..... ask any question..... ask the hard, important ones because its absolutely necessary that you get your answers..... cover every area,

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5 years

@ItsCam_Famm @Allan_Dylan1 Old enough to remember when they changed the animation too. This one was elite

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@Otis_112

2 years

Sometimes you strangle the monkey, sometimes the monkey strangles you

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@Otis_112

2 years

INERTIA?! SOMEONE'S ICK IS INERTIA?!😂😂😂

WAINAINA 🎨

@ed_wainaina

2 years

I laugh everytime I remember someone's ick ni ‘ matatu ikisimama na asongeshwe na force akisimama ‘ 😂

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@Otis_112

3 years

Me finally watching Squid Game and seeing where all the memes came from

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@Otis_112

2 years

Hey look, a bowl of wings

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@Otis_112

3 years

Decided to mark my moving out in a few months with a tongue piercing.

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@Otis_112

4 years

Left nostril v Right nostril when I have a cold.

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3 years

@heyleleii Swadakta That shit just sounds immaculate

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@Otis_112

4 years

I got the job! ...but I can't fit into my work clothes anymore 😂😂😂

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

6 months

A lot of advice doesn't matter until you live it. "Love yourself" is great advice, but it's just words until you live through something that demands it of you.

Lazzyyyyyy

@em_Lazzy

7 months

as you get older what do you realize ?

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@Otis_112

4 years

I feel like there should be a month between December and January where everything is just chill. No work, no festive themes, no expectations. Just vibes.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 years

I'm tired but not the kind that needs sleep. The kind that just wants to lie down and let the world forget my existence for a few hours

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@Otis_112

2 years

I just want to say that if you didn't vote, you still have a right to speak up about how the country is being run. As a law abiding, tax paying, recognised citizen, your voice still matters. A president isn't only the president to those that voted him in.

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Achilles Ni Nywele

@Otis_112

2 months

Btw just know #RutoMustGo includes everyone that has his name too. Sio Bill tu

Charlene Ruto

@charlruto

2 months

Today I was welcomed by 47 presidents of 47 county student associations, some of whom I have been working with for the past almost 2 years kwa ground, to participate in their agreement as young leaders. This is indeed what I encourage - constructive engagement. Let's be the

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4 years

My belt

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2 years

I can forgive. I just can't stay. Be forgiven over there

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2 years

MIDDLE AGED?!

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@Otis_112

9 months

You'll never fvcking guess what just happened again

KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H

@kipmurkomen

1 year

Arrived at Kenya Airports Authority (KAA) offices at JKIA. This situation WILL NOT happen again

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@Otis_112

4 years

People that litter. Trash on the inside, trash on the outside

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5 months

Need the wisdom to not fumble the blessings I'm walking into rn

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5 years

@MirzaAznin @snabutse99 But am I the right student?

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@Otis_112

2 months

Hakuna KPI imeguzwa tangu last week. My brain and my heart are filled with sorrow and hatred. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@Otis_112

4 years

Kenyans when the Joker starts a revolution against the government

𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟

@OmilJr

4 years

We should do, if superheroes were in Kenya😂

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1 year

We will not asode this nyash - no.

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3 years

Kids say they want to tell you a secret, then throw hot air straight into your eardrum

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@Otis_112

2 years

Nimekaa hivi Kwa ofisi nikakumbuka Niko mid-twenties.

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@Otis_112

2 years

"Conversation Shapers"

Chito Ndhlovu

@ChitoNdhlovu

2 years

Trio has done a dope freestyle one could say possibly inspired by a conversation @CydWambui and I had most recently. We are always happy to be conversation shapers and starters especially for the Kenyan music/ entertainment scene. Looking forward to that Trio 2023 major hit!

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9 months

Today I told my coworker "I ask God for patience and then He sends you to test it". I'm tired

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@Otis_112

2 months

Just so we're clear, new week same message #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@Otis_112

2 years

Love, Death + Robots had an entire episode about this. ...it didn't end with "Love"

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2 years

This Ring drone patrols your house… the future is weird y’all

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2 years

A saint... Now where's the liquor?

Akua Sheila Ajjie 🇰🇪

@sheilaajjie

2 years

Kenyans who are celebrating St Patrick’s Day are you serious? 😭😭😭😭 Who even is Patrick? 😂

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3 years

A friend of mine sent this to the gc. @Spotify there's got to be a prize for this😂😂😂😂 #SpotifyWrapped

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@Otis_112

2 months

THIS is civic education. THIS is the real Bottom-Up. Not that Fugazi nonsense the president sold the nation #RejectFinanceBill2024

regina phalanges

@TeiMutuku

2 months

People in the shops in town dont even know what we're rejecting in the finance Bill. I'm walking as I explain to them. We must all be educated on this #OccupyNyeri #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@Otis_112

2 months

And today, of all days, a very special FUCK YOU to you. #RejectFinanceBill2024

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

@RaMbuzZy_

2 months

You can only say someone died fighting for freedom if freedom is achieved after their death. If it isn’t, call a spade a spade… they were shot by the police and we need to find the cop.

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2 years

The only thing you do after eating this many pineapples

i like food

@messedupfoods

2 years

ur date orders this what do u do

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2 years

Manager said I can go to the office with my hair in twists... Bout to tap in to my full masculine energy😂😂

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@Otis_112

2 months

When you leave tomorrow's protests (by 5:30pm PLEASE), tafadhali make sure the people you were with also made it. Piga simu, tuma message, angusha tweet. We will NOT let each other down 🤝🏾 #RejectFinanceBill2024

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