Malab🍯 @KokiWabule Twitter profile

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

I wanna get married so I can pack for my husband lunch and leave a cute note inside so he doesn't forget that I love him more than anything and he's the handsomest person that has ever lived.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

9 months

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

My favorite genre of men is those that are absolutely and undeniably obssesed w their girlfriends

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@KokiWabule

1 year

He played it too well

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@ThatEricAlper

1 year

What film role was 100% perfectly cast?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 months

Was looking at my period app (I don't use Flo) and this nigga asks me "why does yours look different?" Excuse me?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

9 months

Eh crazy, mine are the air that I breathe. Y'all be easy though ✌🏾

⚖️Preston

@pr3stonK

9 months

Btw Female Friendships<<<<<

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

@RoberttaBobbie If you're lazy just say that. Some women work because they want to earn a living for themselves. Believe it or not, some of us don't center our entire existence around pleasing men. You should try it some time.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 month

Told this nigga he can fold me like a chapo he responded with "unakulanga ngapi btw?" Maybe it's time I focus on myself.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

9 months

One day you just wake up and decide that you're done wearing bras and suddenly life is beautiful

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 months

Tried to be mysterious around new people yesterday but I got drunk and kept yelling "LETA KOK"😔

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Dozing off is so much sweeter than purposefully trying to sleep

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

13 days

Fuck KPLC Fuck Safaricom Fuck GOK Fuck Ruto Even you reading this fuck you

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 month

Machachari really had a whole character called Fatso

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 months

I genuinely can no longer stand the term 'Gen Z'

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

8 months

Saying please and thank you to AI after asking a question so when the uprising begins they remember that you were one of the good ones >>>>

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 month

What sites do you guys use for movies? All of mine have decided to stop working 😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 months

RAN THRUUUU

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@KokiWabule

2 years

As a society, I think we have grown past the need for Eric Omondi.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 years

Kenyans really make it their duty to give the birthday person alcohol poisoning 😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Hozier is the reason I have high standards. "When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. No grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her." Like c'mon.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 months

Imma be real, y'all could never make me hate Hanifa. #RutoMustGo #FreeKasmuel

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

Shut up before we buy your whole country with 20 bob

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@nzangi2986

3 years

In Uganda, bad behavior is described as being like a Kenyan.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 years

Lol imagine knowing how to pose for pictures. Must be nice.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

Fries taste better when you eat them with your hands

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

5 months

I just know there should be a section dedicated to that day Joan Kubai gave a house tour. One of the funniest days ever on this app

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5 months

If there was a Twitter hall of fame which tweet would you want inducted ?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

It must have been so easy to find the exit

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 months

"hukai mkikuyu" Sorry lemme just fetch my waru's real quick

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Must be posted everywhere cause the back of this dress understood the mf assignment 🤌🏾

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

You poor thing

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

Hanging out w people who don't use Twitter is so draining. Why don't you get the jokes??😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

8 months

Realizing that you're over someone is so refreshing

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

"office wife" "office girlfriend" guys imagine just shut up 😂😂 I'm trying to be delusional and you're ruining it

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 years

Are you really a Nairobi nigga if you don't take a snap to show us that you're driving today?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

"I can see your nipples through your shirt" Okay... And???

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

I look too good w a mohawk

Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

I looked so hot yesterday gai

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

16 days

This is crazy bc do you know how expensive bras are?😭😭

Aleckie Ronald

@SirAlexas

16 days

Charisma was out there collecting bras like Infinity Stones 🤭🤭😂😭…

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

Raising a kitten as your own child is an experience I think everyone should have at least once in their life

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

So y'all are being given money in exchange for your retina scan and that doesn't seem suspicious to you?🤔

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Walking to the bus and this nigga says "beba huyu macho nne." I was just chilling bro

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

The Maumau didn't fight for your freedom for you to be ashamed of being African next to the white man. Stand up!!

🦄Y'all stand for shit? I just exist

@hannan_ia

2 years

y'all ever experience passport shame?? like ur at the airport and ppl next to you have British, Canadian & Swedish passports and yours says East African Community 😭😭💔 this must be how them trans ppl feel like in the wrong body because i def dont belong here😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 years

Khai 😭 my chwest

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

4 months

I hate that fuck ass accent USIU kids have. Can you just be normal😭

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

There was a day in July I was spending my money recklessly in the name of "pesa hurudi". Don't be like me guys. Pesa haijarudi🥲

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Nah fr we need to strike. Why should shots at the club cost 400?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

6 months

Wahh my friend has just told me he asked this girl he's been seeing "what are we?" And then she said "we're okay"😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'd die

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

One thing about the female body, it will let you know that you are ovulating

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Girls w glasses are so pretty

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@KokiWabule

2 months

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@itto_inho

2 months

people who use “😭” frequently are known to be highly horny individuals. Please be aware yall

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2 years

Wueh. Saa tutado?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

You point your camera to a Nairobi nigga and he starts doing sign language 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

10 months

#NewProfilePic

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@KokiWabule

1 year

Having never ending sexual tension w someone >>>

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@KokiWabule

2 months

If a man ever starts making you uncomfortable and you want him to leave you alone just start barking. Did it once at 1am at Chicken Inn and it worked 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@KokiWabule

4 months

Let's just say it's not food

Jwa Baba❤️

@NanjieGalgalo

4 months

What’s your ovulation craving ? Mine is rice and beans. Constant !

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1 year

I could look you dead in the eye and nod along as you speak and not hear a word you said

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

10 months

Why are we still talking about dates?😭 Just do what you want w your person, no one gives a fuck

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@KokiWabule

2 years

I can't stand people who make empty promises. Like you really didn't have to promise me anything, ungenyamaza tu.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

When he kisses you and his dick is already hard >>>

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Malab🍯

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10 months

May all lipgloss that leaves a white line be kept far away from me. Amen.

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1 year

Being tall is all fun and games until it's time to use public transportation

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9 months

It's so trippy to me when I notice random aspects of myself in my parents

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Okay guys let's get serious for a moment now. Does anyone actually know what paprika does or are we all just pretending that it does something?

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Malab🍯

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2 years

Nairobi has such beautiful women bana. Fell in love like 12 times last night.

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@KokiWabule

2 years

You show a man basic empathy and then he starts falling in love w you🤦🏾‍♀️

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Have you ever seen someone so fine that you can't even look at them for a long period of time? Like you have to look away for a second to recollect yourself and stuff.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

New Avi 😚

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@KokiWabule

2 years

Some of y'all have evidently never been in love😂😂 wdym you can't talk to your girl on the phone for 2 hours? Just walk out pls

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@KokiWabule

2 years

My problem is that I live with my parents

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Malab🍯

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7 months

When I'm rich my homegirls are gonna get a best friends allowance

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Wish we had something like Coachella in Kenya

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

Everyone has an edibles horror story🤣🤣 Let's hear them pls

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

In Kenya when the rain starts it means plug in your devices 😪

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

11 months

3 months is even a lot. Gimme one week I show you real speed

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11 months

Falling in love after 3 months sounds genuinely insane to me

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 months

This girl just said "I want to marry a Maasai so I can get unlimited nyama choma" 😭😭such a big back statement but so so real

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1 year

My problem is that I dress up and don't take any pictures

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

11 months

Normalize taking your Ls to the grave 😭

shawrie wa Airbnb

@wawira__

11 months

Men are mean😭😭

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Malab🍯

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1 year

We up

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2 years

Four Eye Gang 👓 Nikuphi?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

"Babe it's just a tweet" The tweet:

George T. Diano

@georgediano

1 year

I was at Blankets & Wine today with my wife & realized i might have bagged one of the bare minimums this kanairo,i had to stay incognito. There are beautiful babes out here, ukiowa ndio unajua kumbe ata hunaga taste ya madem.Huyu wangu ata sex appeal hana, nikama kuishi na pet.😒

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

What a month

Rosalyn🥀

@JustRosalyn

1 year

Show us how your July been doing... July photo dump. Anyone?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Yesterday I was tryna understand F1 and someone said "you're so beautiful when you're confused." 😭💀

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@KokiWabule

5 months

I need some fashion girlies to show us how to style gumboots bc it's serious out here

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

9 months

Not liking watermelon is a character flaw. I will not elaborate.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

Sometimes I read something so profound and I'm so sure it will change my life and then I forget

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

As a society (Nairobi), we need to think of other Halloween costumes other than angels, devil's and black cats for women.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

If you're in love rn I hope you know unaboo

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Doing the peace sign in photos is timeless idc

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

This shit makes women not wanna leave the house.

ꫝꫀ᥅ꪮᦔ ꪻꫝꫀ ᧁ᥅ꫀꪖꪻ🔥

@moruribrian

3 years

Kama hujawahi angaliwa hivi usijiite Mali safi 😂😂😂

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

3 years

The Lord did not make boobs for them to be trapped in bras. Free the titties!! Can I get an Amen?

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

26 days

Kissing someone who has just smoked is so 🥴🥴🥴

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

10 months

What I'm wondering is how someone even finds 12 people they're sexually attracted to

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

7 months

Even at night the heat is still holding us hostage like this??

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

I really don't take enough pictures of myself. I can't even participate in these threads🥲

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

9 months

Na mjifunze kujiheshimu. The internet doesn't always need to know everything.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

There's procrastination and then there's whatever tf I'm on

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Malab🍯

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3 months

"You stopped talking to me" and the phone works both ways

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Malab🍯

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2 years

Nah this cold is actually violent

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

A moment of silence for everyone w a little sister that is going through the phase of thinking being mean is cool 🤍

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

2 years

Y'all are stronger than me cause if I logged into this bird app and saw my man posting an audio of him roaring I wouldn't recover from that ick.

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

11 months

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Malab🍯

@KokiWabule

1 year

I have no back up plan. It's either I make it or I make it.

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