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| Advocate of the High Court |

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⚖️Preston
2 months
01.07.2024👨‍⚖️
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😂Leo nimepatana na wale uber drivers wako na rates zao😂Huyu hajui ile shida inaenda kupata kwa destination😂
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The man in the unconstituional office speaking about the Constitution lol
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The Constitution forbids offices set up outside the Constitution!
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2 months
Amidst all the chaos, I almost forgot i am being admitted to the Bar on Monday😭 Ruto walai
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1 year
Your rider is 10,000 gallops away🤣🤣
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This is wild 😂😂
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😭😭😭naah my small bro kanadhani hii mchezo wa taon sijui😂😂
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2 months
When proposals were made to allow KRA access to our personal data you kept quiet. Keep on keeping quiet🙏🏾😂
@ODPC_KE
OFFICE OF THE DATA PROTECTION COMMISSIONER
2 months
CAUTIONARY STATEMENT ON SHARING OF PERSONAL DATA
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2 months
Sai ukisimama tu mahali ushout #RutoMustGo ushaanzisha maandamano🤣The Country is tired
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⚖️Preston
3 months
Creazes!!😭
@n0nbinarybooty
𝐤𝐞𝐰𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞 🦢🍄
3 months
‘the pressure increase or decreazze?’
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😂😂😂Guys please. I am alive but in Court nitawapee uhondo once i am done
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22 days
😂Leo nimepatana na wale uber drivers wako na rates zao😂Huyu hajui ile shida inaenda kupata kwa destination😂
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If Monday was a person it would be Charlene Ruto😭
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22 days
My main point with uber and Bolt guys is this. You might have legitimate concerns in regards to pricing, however, the Clients should be the last people you start harassing. Don't cut off the arm that feeds you.
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⚖️Preston
1 year
Huendi Naivasha, hauna fom, hupati cuddles. wewe uko tu 💀😂
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⚖️Preston
6 months
Uber driver ameniambia yeye ni former professional Boxer😂😂idk how i feel about my 35% promo now😂
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⚖️Preston
9 months
Mara Moja is the one painkiller that stands on business 😂
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3 months
Niliuziwa 20 uncooked samosas thinking zitanipeleka mwezi nzima😭 Zimeisha na siku ya pili
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⚖️Preston
11 months
Content creators ni wengi kuliko wezi 😭
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⚖️Preston
11 months
Siku hizi Town inabidii utembee haraka usijipate kwa TikTok ya mtu by mistake😭
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⚖️Preston
3 months
Okay… but lets go back to matatus? Who uses matatus?😂😂
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Mwendwa
3 months
Nilikua nimelala kwa mat then this girl seated next to me nashangaa mbona ananisukuma akitaka nimpishe apite😂 Then she hand me this akiendaga. Kumbe mtu wangu uenjoy hivi 😌😂
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2 months
I interrupt my hangover to remind you that on 01.07.2024 I was duly admitted as an Advocate of the High Court.
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2 months
If you were there on Tuesday, then you know this is already beyond Gen Z and Finance Bill now. #RutoMustgo
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11 months
Siku hizi Town inabidii utembee haraka usijipate kwa TikTok ya mtu by mistake😭
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⚖️Preston
3 months
Ata sikuwa nilewe leo but Sharon & Kagwe Muigai have given me a reason
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⚖️Preston
2 months
Getting a freedom fighter on to the streets to protest is nasty business #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 months
Freedom fighters just joined the chat. Karnde kaende 💪🏽✊🏽✊🏽 #RejectFinanceBill2024
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8 months
Worst part about losing your phone is losing the Whatsapp Stickers😭💀
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⚖️Preston
2 months
Naah😂😂if it were me i’m having this as my profile picture across all my social media for the whole year. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Gakumo 🇰🇪 #SenSima ☥
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4 months
Clearest sign usiwai kuwa mjinga uishi ground floor😭
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⚖️Preston
2 months
Kumbe siri ya kupata free uber rides ni kuvaa full advocate regalia😂 Msiseme sijawai waibia siri.
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⚖️Preston
4 months
It’s been raining the whole night. Idk about y’all but i think that deserves a holiday on Monday
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9 months
Mimi uzuri yangu if i dont want to see you hutawai niona😂💀
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1 month
Sasa mnaanza kuelewa mbona app ikiniambia 30 bob siwezi ongeza ata kumi!!
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⚖️Preston
4 months
Anything past 5pm is volunteering.
@RuthFridah
ruru👱🏾‍♀️
4 months
i don’t play about leaving work at exactly 5pm
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⚖️Preston
9 months
Mama zenu wakipack food from weddings mbona hamjawai waambia wanaact cheap?
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7 months
If he believes in it so much, he should just use his own money.
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
7 months
PRESIDENT RUTO vows to defy appellate court decision halting housing levy deductions; says the programme will continue.
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1 month
When the wrath of the people shifts to the police, I hope they know there will be nowhere to run
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Guy Havertz
1 month
Bumula residents evicted a police living in the area.
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9 months
"Tukunywe mzinga sai ndio tukiingia club tukunywe tu beers" has to be the biggest clown story😂😂😂
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2 months
Tuesday we are very much on!! #RutoMustGo
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
2 months
Law Society of Kenya President Faith Odhiambo says unknown persons attempted to break into the house of a staff member operating a toll-free line for reporting arbitrary arrests and violence during the ongoing anti-government protests.
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3 months
The fact that will have to deal with the monster that is Finance Bill every financial year till that Air Hostess vacates office
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⚖️Preston
5 months
What do you mean Ruiru?😭😭😭
@DaviesKinanga
Here we go!
5 months
YATCH RIDING IN NAIROBI 📍Utopia Resort, Ruiru Adults Ksh 1,000 for 1 hour Kids, Ksh 500
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5 months
Ata nijaribu aje mwili tu inajiamsha 6am😭Fuck Adulting
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1 month
How do you dismiss your Cabinet and end up with an even worse one??
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2 months
😂Wewe na akili yako timamu mbona ulale na mtu hapendi kuoga?🤣
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1 month
Hadi maandamano iko na feeding program. THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE!!
@mama_hawi
Shawry for good food 😋 🥘🥙🍲
1 month
About to leave for delivery and the hospital run Meals are ready and are looking and taste so delicious Thank you everyone Our comrades are assured a warm and delicious meal then they eat banana and down with some water and milk Mubarakiwe sana 0706550131!
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Hivyo ndio umetoa watu nguvu yote ya hii wiki😂
@Kivutss
Thot gpt 🌊
6 months
The club waiter serving us studied civil engineering in uni 😭😭😭
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This song has crack in it though i wont lie💀😭
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I’ve seen ugly niggas before but this nigga breaks the chart.
@Josh001J
Josh
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Mlisema heri kulilia kwa private balcony kuliko kwa nyumba ya mabati, sio? Aaaya😂
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This mf nigga😂😂😂
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1 year
Men are really in their soft girl era
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
1 year
Man kills himself after wife refuses to cook chicken
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⚖️Preston
2 months
We are very ready for Monday!!!!!!
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@Kenyajudiciary
The Judiciary Kenya
2 months
Congratulations in advance to the 401 new advocates being admitted this Monday. Tag and celebrate them.
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2 months
😂Na nyinyi polisi msimalize teargas na ndio tunaingia town #RejectFinanceBill2024
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10 months
Chai moto ama shots? Decisions Decisions!!!
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😂😂ofisi zote upperhill after lunch on a Friday watu hukuwa unusually happy.
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If she tells me she wants to go to these protests, i’m turning up with her to deal with such
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8 months
Isnt he embarasssed?
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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President Ruto visits his former nursery school class in Kamagut, Uasin Gishu County
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Nimefika kazi before 8am leo. Naskia kusimama kwa mlango niandike late comers🤣🤣
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6 months
Why tf would my body just naturally wake up at 5:30AM on a Saturday?😭💀
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😂😂LOL. Siku moja nitawaambia story ya huyu dem.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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Josephine Wanjiru - Youth and Gender Activist: There are no conspiracies surrounding Kithure Kindiki's docket, therefore, if he says he got his wealth from business, it's properly doable to acquire that kind of wealth in 21 months #CitizenDayBreak @TrevorOmbija
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Nimeskiza Okello Max asubuhi nzima sai naskia tu kukula samaki ugali na whiskey🤣
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1 month
This nonsense of helping the police ends today btw. #RutoMustGo
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9 months
If Kenyans were serious Ruto should be the first president to serve for only one term in Kenya.
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11 months
Mondayest Wednesday ever😭
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7 months
These online flower shops buy each stem at Ksh 20-50 bob hapo Town and sell you a 100 stem bouquette at 7k😂💀Very unethical
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Abductions weirdly start all over again just before maandamano. Coincidence?
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11 months
Nikiwaambia Nairobi content creators ni wengi kuliko Wezi hamniamini😭💀
@moneyacademyKE
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12 days
after niekee ni grey ticks nakula tu😭😭😭
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7 months
9Ps finally confirmed. Onto the bar🥹🥹❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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1 year
Yani CLE decided i will miss my 9th P because of 1 mark😭😭😂😂
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😂anyway nimemtumia wacha akanunulie madem wake mzinga😂
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7 months
Ati hii wiki tunaingia inaitwa “ I thought you loved me”😭😂💀
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6 months
Astonished at how much Kenyans don’t realize a death sentence and life imprisonment is the equivalent of a 30 year sentence💀
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9 months
End year fatigue is doing a number on me walai!😩
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ARSENAL
@kafangi
𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘
3 months
Kitendawili: Nyumba yangu haina vikombe
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5 months
“We’ll just have one cocktail••••••••” and other short stories😂
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⚖️Preston
2 months
We are playing checkers while Larry Madowo is playing 3D Chess. VIVA!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
@MaxFosterCNN
Max Foster
2 months
President Obama’s sister Auma tear-gassed during show today while at demo in Nairobi w/ @LarryMadowo
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2 months
All County Governors keep sitting pretty, We are coming for you next #RutoMustGo
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2 months
The Bill has not even been scheduled for the Third Reading or House Approval, but the President of the Republic of Kenya and alll his skunk are at a press conference clapping at this nonsense. The most Classless President we've ever had. #RejectFinanceBill2024
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
2 months
We have listened to the views of Kenyans. The proposed 16% VAT on bread has been dropped. To support on reducing the cost of living we are doing something about vegetable oil so that we don’t make it expensive for Kenyans. Transfer of mobile services is key to many Kenyans and
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2 months
There is a reason the basic qualification is a D minus.
@WillMureithi
Onesmoothmf
2 months
Do cops have any logical thought processes?
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4 months
Hate it when I see people living the life i was destined for 🤣
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
4 months
Kenya’s top earning CEO? Coop Bank boss Gideon Muriuki makes Sh1.2m per day
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⚖️Preston
7 months
Naah nikapata maua pia mimi naweza kuwa ungovernable kama huyu mtu😂💀💀
@ItsChanzu
Sun Tzu
7 months
Si kupenda kwangu 😆😂😂😂
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2 months
We really don’t need to wait for 2027. Start removing those MPs from office one by one #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 months
Its 9:40 am on a Monday and i am tweeting from my bed. 🙏🏾Prayed for times like this!!
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11 months
Huyo Gabzy i hope amebeba Melvitto kwa bag😂
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3 months
Na mkishuka stairs nyinyi KIWI Gang mshuke polepole msituamshe🙏🏾
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⚖️Preston
4 months
Sasa si labda anavaanga akipika chapo surely💀
@alexis_cyn
ALEXIS💋
4 months
Unaenda sleepover alafu instead mtu akupee tshirt yake ulale nayo anakuletea dera😂….excuse me? Utaniambia dera unafanyia nini😂
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4 months
Jana kuna a British client i was talking to and he said “I hope you are enjoying the sandy beaches of Nairobi”😂😂I’m just clocking what he meant now
@IanMakamara
Mak
4 months
How much worse does it have to get before something is done?
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⚖️Preston
2 months
At this point i am just retweeting anything with #RejectFinanceBill2024 #Occupyparliament
@marcusolang
Marcus Olang'
2 months
If you're not on ground, amplify. Amplify, amplify, amplify.
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The kind of drugs i indulge in while in the Coast wouldn’t let me do this shit😂
@TheFigen_
Figen
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Amaizing transparent boat.
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8 months
Going on a long journey and making it back safe and sound>>>>>>
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⚖️Preston
5 months
About time they started arresting the passengers who see that a matatu is full and still choose to go in and make the whole drive uncomfortable for the other passengers
@ntsa_kenya
NTSA KENYA
5 months
Several excess passengers were detained during the ongoing road safety compliance checks.
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⚖️Preston
6 months
Wrap this conversation up😭We never even cared that much
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
6 months
“I brought my boyfriend to the Omah Lay show because he was going through hard times…” - Jess
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9 months
Ata sikuwa nikunywe leo, but I remembered what Tom Mboya went through
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⚖️Preston
11 months
Saying a murderer has sex aura is just disgusting. Admitting and acknowledging it publicly is just sad!
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⚖️Preston
3 months
Hii Injili yako uanze kuhubiri kesho. Wacha tupumzike
@yuungsima
muva earff 🧚🏾
3 months
once its 12 noon on Saturday, i know the weekend is over. cooperate baddies let’s start ironing our clothes
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4 months
Mzinga Cocktail for only 650!🤣This is your sign to start the weekend earlier
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4 months
Fucking Hell it’s only Tuesday💀
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⚖️Preston
6 months
Just pay an actual marketer because what is this Rubbish💀💀
@Mercymasai3
Mercy Masai
6 months
We don't play ,we deliver 😅 watch to the end @ericomondi_
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⚖️Preston
1 year
Y'all flex on the weirdest shit💀
@iwakangu
Kang’u 🤙🏾
1 year
If you’ve never been passed around friend group, have you really had a whore phase ? 😭😭😂😂
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2 months
“Na nyinyi maGen Z mnapenda hio “fuck”” 🤣🤣
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4 months
Me every morning in the office after kukula mandazi nne na mayai mbili na sausage
@WillMureithi
Onesmoothmf
4 months
I could be broke as hell and I'll still eat like a king
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⚖️Preston
7 months
Peak Bogani days😂😂>>>
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21 days
Mmefika hapa?😂😂
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⚖️Preston
2 months
😂Tunakuanga na mashida mengi but our profession is def on the right side of history this time #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 months
Advocates have come out in numbers to assist in processing bail for the arrested protesters. LSK president is here too @FaithOdhiambo8 . MSITISHWE We shall be here no matter what!!!! #OccupyParliament #rejectfinancebill2024
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