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@Dr_Huey
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Bro got married in mid conversation 😭😭
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@Dr_Huey
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2 months
I’d sell my kidney for this walahi
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@Dr_Huey
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4 months
As a man, kuwa muoga. Especially in a place full of drunkards. Mtu akikusumbua wewe apologize na uende home. Because that might be the last time you taste freedom if you try to prove you are a man
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Me pulling up to girls night
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Me outside the club wondering where I'll get a litmus paper at 2am
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2 years
Incase you suspect that someone has put mchele in your drink, pour a little on litmus paper. If it turns red don't drink it.
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@Dr_Huey
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We will never forget your silence @CJMarthaKoome
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
I have been looking for this video 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
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9 months
Ipatie mouse to mouse
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9 months
I think my laptop is having a seizure
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Other banks watching Coop get cooked for similar hidden charges they have
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@Dr_Huey
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3 months
Hii soundtrack itaenda kutumika mbaya sana 😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
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5 years
Kama nilimove on from ule dame alinizimia simu saa saba usiku kama nimefika kwa gate then kila mtu anaweza move on
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Never forget Peter Kenneth’s presidential campaign tagline was “tunawesmek”
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Mawaziri wanacheka wakijua mzembe mwenzao anawaonya
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
3 years
Rais Kenyatta aonya mawaziri wazembe
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Then there’s you, wanting Dennis Karuri but not admitting it
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2 years
In these pictures there are Dennis Karuri and Yvonne Okwara
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@Dr_Huey
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@Dr_Huey
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2 months
It’s giving Mike Mondo
@Yoda4ever
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2 months
Otter helping mama cat with her kittens..🦦🐈😍
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Kutoka Flaqo atetee akina Sauti Sol hajai kuwa funny tena. Siet
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
There's no fall because there was no rise in the first place
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
2 years
The rise and fall of Gideon Moi
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
Ndio hiyo alarm ya Monday iko karibu kulia
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
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@Dr_Huey
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9 months
Kesho kutwa ni Wednesday. Hii wiki ishaisha
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@Dr_Huey
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6 months
Glad we are not the only ones being lied to
@ntvkenya
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6 months
Haiti: We're still expecting Kenya police
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@Dr_Huey
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6 years
Nashuka kwa mat where there's school kids waiting to board, alafu mmoja anashow wenzake "ngojeni wazazi washuke kwanza"
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
Sarah Tancredi and Scofield are real life partners?? I never knew 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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@Dr_Huey
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8 months
Unatumia font ya 92 like a PCEA elder
@Stan_Subru
Wan Stan 🔰
8 months
"Nilimanda" 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
In 2002 when Kibaki was being sworn in, the crowd was so chaotic that at one point Yoweri Museveni had to get the mic and ask people to calm down
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
If you are ever at the Coast and need a chef, hit up chef Raymond Kenga. He’s really good at his job. He’s flexible too. He charged us 2700 a day. His contact is 0114853607/0792922451
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Me going to a brothel with my feelings
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
Wakale 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Lakini Boys boarding school ni maximum prison if you think about it
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
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@Dr_Huey
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@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
1 year
Yaani msichana anakuekea kisu kwa kifua ati mbona umelike tweet ya Rose Kamau😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Her: I had a terrible day today Me: Let me taste how bad it was
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Good morning
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@Dr_Huey
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4 months
Ng’ombe inataka kutumalizia our Kenyan Beyoncé
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@Dr_Huey
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6 years
We lost 8-2 to Manchester United. 8 fucking goals!!! And Wenger never had a meltdown. It's unbelievable how weak Jose Mourinho is.
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Seth Gor when Seth AFC Leopards walks in
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@Dr_Huey
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23 days
I am begging someone to have a live feed of the even on twitter we all join 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@iam_olet
Myles.
23 days
Beasley Kogi Kamau will be buried tomorrow around the same time.
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@Dr_Huey
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5 months
😭😭 ata viatu huwa haishonwi hivi
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
Kuenda out na married men huwa kibarua. They don’t want to leave the club na saa ya kutoka they want to follow you hadi kwako they can’t believe the night is over LMAO
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Equal rights and equal lefts
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@Dr_Huey
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7 months
@Primeandeka
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7 months
A Quick one, huwa mnakiss watu wa brothel na kukunywa maziwa? Just asking tusifanye vitu haifai😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
3 months
100% should be filled by no one smh
@GideonKimaiyo_
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3 months
Seventy percent of the CAS positions should be filled by women.
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@Dr_Huey
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6 years
"teacher haujatupea homework"
@carolinespencer
Shosho Light
6 years
Can I file my taxes this month ama ni mapema? @KRACare
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
TBT 😂😂😂 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
@Muniu_Muniu I have sired a tweet without a handle, you can take it and be a step dad to that fatherless tweet since you want to be step dad to everything
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
3 years
To match the balls
@_Naliaka_
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3 years
Why are Kisii men especially Adventists, always in blue?
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
Si umwagilie maziwa kwa hiyo chai instead
@Thee_mavERIC
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4 years
Nikimwagilia asali kwa hizi fluffy pancakes kama java si mtanunua 800 mafans?? 😤 🔥 #WachiraCooks
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@Dr_Huey
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7 months
People who were not raised well give us so much entertainment on twitter. Shout out to the parents who neglected them
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3 years
😂 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
36 it is then
@youloveleona
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3 years
You can marry the wrong person hata at 35
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1 year
Friday I'm hearing????
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Mtu hurudi aje juu hapa? Unarudishwa kama maji inachotwa kwa kisima?
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
I totally love tiktok’s simplicity and fairness. There’s no gatekeeping. You create content and it gets views
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Huyu jamaa hunimaliza😂 Hio 40 thausands ya girlfriend ni kufyeka😂
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
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This is so cringe. Dancing on the graves of innocent souls. May you all never find peace 🙏🏾
@JoyJMurraya
⁴⁴₅₅¹⁶Joy❤️‍🔥
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Mimi vile napenda udaku aki I’m scared I’ll ask deep questions wanitoe 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I need good questions
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2 years
Dis you @Nyokaffiii ? 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Gachagua greeting Martha's grandchildren after the debate
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
What does “kutimiza ahadi” in TZ mean???
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
3 years
President Samia Suluhu: Rais Uhuru Kenyatta ni mtu wa kutimiza ahadi.
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
4 years
How Ghetto radio reported it 😂😂
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@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
4 years
Kirinyaga: 8 family members develop ‘strange illness’, sing loudly after stealing food
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3 years
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Umesahau the juiciest part where she went with the pan to class in her handbag ndio akitoka aende kwa mans direct. True love story 😍😍😍😍😍😍
@Nyamburah_
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3 years
I still think of the girl who used to carry her own pan to her man's place to make him chapat.
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Kuna wenye wanaenda home to this. Alafu akina sisi wengine tunaenda kukaribishwa na kelele ya tokens
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@Dr_Huey
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7 months
“Mimi ni president, je wewe?”
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@Kenyans
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Your advice is good but I also have a plan - President Ruto
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
I recently opened an Airbnb space in Eldoret. And my first guest had a review that melted my heart
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@Dr_Huey
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4 months
When healing as a man, avoid alcohol and party scenes. You will never heal lmaooo. Afadhali uende ukae na wazazi for one straight month ukienda nao kanisa every Sunday
@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
4 months
Jana tulipeleka Austine outside ndio awache kurant online at 3am.
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
There's a Mejja interview where he subtly suggests that Pinye told him and Clemo that he'll never amount to anything when they gave him "jana kuliendaje" video to play at The Beat
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
3 years
You can’t play gengetone outside Keny: DJ Pinye on what ails Kenyan music
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1 year
😂 😂
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@Dr_Huey
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5 years
Na hawaimbii juu ya haters kila saa like people's favourite
@Eddu_G
Egor
5 years
Lakini Ethic from lamba Lolo to the new jam inashow that hii raiyaa iko na bidii. Plus wamegrow
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@Dr_Huey
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1 year
😂😂😂😂 women are something else
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Interior pics?
@its_mike254
#RutoMustGo
2 years
Nunueni hii nipate za rent please
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
1 month
Walahi you will crumble @WilliamsRuto . And you will crumble sooner than anyone expects. Amen 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@youloveleona
leeyo
1 month
Here’s the footage of Shad being taken #FreeShad
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@RaMbuzZy_
@RamzZy’s parody 🐐
1 month
Gathonz stay home, let the people who say "Fuck them kids" go to the streets because they have nothing to lose. Zakayo is eating their riches saved from not having kids. As a parent I need to save my lungs and legs for chasing the bag and trending on Mondays.
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
4 years
Curfew ikipata mtu huko Kisii 😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
8 months
Imefika mahali we are siding with Cherargei. We are truly deep in the trenches
@reggaeholic_
EUGENE
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Cherargei atafinya Murkomen kweli kweli and we will be there
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@Dr_Huey
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4 months
Forget even murder charges, assault charges carry a heavy sentencing by itself. Now imagine aggravated assault together with murder? While the worst you could have faced that night is being called a bitch because you couldn't fight back
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@Dr_Huey
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2 years
Ningekua mumama lazima marie stopes wangekua kwa speed dial
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
3 years
Never understood the hate Betty Kyalo gets
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
3 years
You guys. This man bana
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
How is it not Friday 5pm yet????
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
5 years
Money is good
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@Dr_Huey
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4 years
Hahaha
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
2 years
Also tell your event organizers pals that Eldoret is really a prime town for sherehes
@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
2 years
Nyashinski alipull crowd kama ya Rainbow alliance
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1 year
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@jordancicchelli
Jordan Cicchelli 🤍
1 year
who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
6 years
A child who was born when you were doing your KCPE is turning 18 now. You will soon be arguing with them here
@MediaMK
Social Experiment
6 years
I did my KCPE 18 years ago.
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
6 years
Men scared to moan... I be in my girl's ear like
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
6 months
Trailer moja ikisimama Uganda Road isova. The entire town will be on a standstill
@ItsMutai
Lord Abraham Mutai
6 months
Eldoret deserved to be a city long time ago. It has been long coming! Is time
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@Dr_Huey
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5 years
Mwalimu anatukataa sababu yenyu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
4 years
You gotta admire the audacity
@Sab__G
sab 🇰🇪
4 years
'Government to set aside ksh___B for....' Politicians:
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@Dr_Huey
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20 days
People died. His friend died. And the date of his burial he hosted the killer. Only Jesus forgives not us. Seppuku is the only way
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
7 years
Umefungwa na cuffs kwa kitanda alafu unaskia vibrator imewashwa 😂😂😂😂. Hapo unarukaruka na kitanda hadi nje
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
7 months
Leo vile majamaa wamefungua roho, mjue all those heartbreaks have been caused by women who live along Thika Road. So guys, first step to have a successful relationship is to avoid any woman from Thika road.
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@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
2 years
Usikubali kuishi kwa madeni. Your life will be miserable as hell. Live within your means
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@Dr_Huey
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3 years
Hapa utakula na chapo ngapi?
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