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@RaMbuzZy_

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Twitter has locked me out of @RamzZy_ and support hasn’t responded in SIX months because I’m in a 3rd world Cow~ntry. I’ve stored my thoughts here temporarily.

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Joined September 2023

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

3 months

I have a podcast too btw, but we don’t discuss relationships nor EXs. We discuss Business, Careers, Fatherhood and Health. You can check out the tag #ManDayMadnessKE or the episodes via the link on the bio or tweet under this. Our subject matters are less controversial helpful

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Ask a babe the most romantic thing she has ever done for a man and you will understand what bare minimum is.

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On a scale of 1-10 how much is your anger rating at now?

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One thing about me is I respect consent so much if I clock you’re weaponizing sex I can train myself to not seek it from you. On the extreme I can train my brain to not find you physically attractive so that I don’t bother you. All because I hate to feel like a creep

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8 months

What makes a woman not wanna give up her Gloria no more? Let's talk

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Mau mau wangekuwa na hii mentali leo tungekuwa tunaamka kuchimba mashimo Kapenguria sisi wote. Point ni kusumbua ama kuongea mpaka watu waone aibu wawache ujinga.

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Fafa Mukuru

3 months

Unfortunately, even if we fight kabisa, the Finance Bill will be passed. The war was won a long time ago with the private jets etc.

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8 months

Hello brother @MikeMondo1 , we sent a rider to deliver this to you but you refused to receive it. Consider yourself served and have a lovely week. #HeshimaIdumu ama aje?

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6 months

You guys are talking about the rich Gen Z kids and using them as case studies for a whole generation. The struggling Gen Z kids will be in the office with you while running their instagram thrift shops during their down time.

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6 months

Gen Z don't care much about workplace motivators like salaries and job titles. At the slightest provocation, they leave well paying jobs for a work-life balance. Unlike Gen Y, their ideal work places enable remote working, gyms, casual wear, open-plan offices, coffee makers,

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8 months

Huku nje mnachipo hadi Wizzo tano nane

@dcijuja

DciJuja

8 months

ndio masaa ananipikia Lunch 😉😉love will always win☑️☑️

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7 months

Side chicks valentine’s day huwa na margin of error ya 1 day. Yao ni either leo or the day after… 😂😂😂

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6 months

The pilot may not stare in a straight line but he had the vision of Özil…

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6 months

Happy Friday.😊 We outside already

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8 months

Stop killing Women, we can’t be talking about a femicide incident every week.

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4 months

While other men are being shamed for being deadbeats I’ve been forced to see my kids twice every month since December 5th 2023 but we believe in the rule of law. Only my friends and family know who Rama/Ramzzy is.

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8 months

Never delete your chats. They will save you one day...

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3 months

After 2yrs and a new lover, creating a platform for talking big nonsense about your ex every week doesn’t sound like moving on… kwani that person was a legend? 🤣

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8 months

Hii mwaka lazima nishike logbook ama title deed ina jina yangu. Whichever comes first...

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9 months

Bibi saa hizo ameweka “He looks stressed” kwa friends group, Mother Hen akareply “Never be his peace sis”. 🤣💀

@levi_rodney

Dr. Gooseniak

9 months

Dem wa wines anakushow "Na leo unakaa uko na stress" lakini bibi yako ata haezi notice hauko sawa

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1 month

Wanipea zangu za moshi. #NaneNaneMarch

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9 months

This new batch of Mountain babes with bunda is just madness. Like… how you built like Nanjala & Atieno but your face card & complexion is still Wangui? Who has sent you to confuse us…

@Colonel_edu

Big Daddy L💿

9 months

Naah fr she's making me happy.

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3 months

Wanaume twende therapy ama zoezi tusigonge 40+ with our biggest investments being trauma bonds, instead of government bonds. I have been chosen as the delivery guy for this message, don’t shoot me.

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11 months

Doodles that pay a year worth of school fees for your Pickney. Alas! Greatness only. 🤣😁

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7 months

I wanna go on a whim and admit Galito’s is my favorite Chicken when I need a fast food option. There must be cocaine in that Lemon & Herb recipe.

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5 months

An abnormal obsession for celebrity gossip.

@SavageMaveriick

U N S T A B L E🇿🇦🧑🏾‍🎓🇲🇫

@SavageMaveriick

6 months

What is a subtle sign of very low intelligence? 🤨

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3 months

Money gives people who grew up with it a reduction problem. Ukiona wajaluo na TV kubwa just know it’s for the news & tracking numbers during elections juu wameibiwa kura sana. Everyone spends their money traumally. 😂

@IamHumbaba

Hum Babah

3 months

Ume grow up mkikunyaa strungi nduvya na mki whistle sasa umefika place unaeza afford maziwa, Sugar na mkate alafu unapatana na mtu anakuambia dont do sugar and wheat We haujui mbona nimekua niki work hard bana

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3 months

Niliwashow mkaniita bitter. Your turn to deal… 🫠

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3 months

Siku hizi mkiwachana wanakuita broke ndio kama ego yako ni small you try to prove you're rich & finish your money on milayas or stunt on IG then get trapped for a higher child support via screenshots. Always remember when 50 filed for bankruptcy in 2014. Stay Broke!

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5 months

LOL, kuna siku hapo archives washanikuta wakaniambia hivi nilitoa ile sauti ya sea lion viziwi na bubu hutoa manze alafu nikagongesha vidole in fake sign language. By the time they realized nawapima ufala I was next to a KBS nikaruka ndani nikishout “HAO NI WEZI!” 💀💀💀

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Odd

6 years

FUCK CBD! Mjamaa imenikujia ati "Brathe, bag pekee na tuende" kuona nyuma kirende kinacatch up. Ile mbio nimepull hapo my fren! Ka umeona jamaa wa suti akifyatuka hapo Moi Avenue usijali, laptop ni ya job maze.

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6 months

Eulogy with no male figures to credit. This dude was left to learn himself through trial & failure from the very beginning.

@kilundeezy

Boniface

6 months

RIP Chira

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6 months

I know I’m emotionally healthy juu sijawaimiss mtu ashawainitesa mimi. 💀

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5 months

I’m Ramzzy from Kenya, this is my art 🎨👨🏾‍🎨

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@heyyymumu

mumu says heyyy🇰🇪

5 months

I’m Mumbi from Kenya, this is my art ✨🎨

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7 months

Unaweza ondokea mtu kama huyu alafu ndume shenzi zinakuambia “Unakuliwo” as if you miss a thing. The kids are the ones who suffer tho.

@FGaitho237

Francis Gaitho

7 months

TOXIC FEMINISM: Kindly watch out for the lady below. She turned hostile when asked to pay. She caused drama in the entire apartment hurling insults, spitting in the mouth of the apartment manager. She threatened the host and apartment manager that she has a gun and would shoot

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8 months

TF you want me to say? If I speak perepepes say I’m bitter, if I keep quiet real shottas get mad on my behalf. I’m stoic calm & detached from BS… I’m not willing to go to jail over some dumb nonsense every can see… Snakes get it where they slither. 🐍

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9 months

Children are a reflection of the homes they come from; in behavior, language & reaction to new environments. You can never fake being a good parent.

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Rhodesgf🧞‍♀️💕

10 months

what opinion about PARENTING will have you like this?

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8 months

This is the type of content I like to see until I remember the resilience we are all praised for is manufactured by systematic failures in leadership.

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Githunguri Don

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8 months

The young man who reported to school with two bars of soap back in 2020...

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8 months

Mungu atusaidie tuangukie watu sio lazima wakumbushwe form ya watu wawili haidai input ya kila mbogi.

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8 months

You think breakups are bad until your office bae resigns. Hiyo siku nilijaribu kuconvince Spenyo abaki ni kama the company belongs to my mother. Hata kumeza mate ilikuwa shida 😖🤣

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2 months

Murima babes their problem is they don’t know how to switch off that Mumbi matriarch feature. So they will want to be in charge while also complaining about being overwhelmed by power. Who will play a fire fighter every day & you can’t have 2 chiefs in one village? Dige Hotter!

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8 months

The gift is for the office, not the person. Never trip, never tire.

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8 months

So Phill bought Kate. Push gift alafu vile wameachana he has repossessed the moti and sold it wahhh

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8 months

That’s bullying and emotional abuse, you people think it’s entertainment. I am not a dead beat man, why are you posting my kids on your page? As whomst… temanga jaba zikiburst sana.

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9 months

Y'all have passed through it. The worst thing that has ever happened to me is being asked, "...but did I ask you to do all that?" by a grown ass woman who damn well knows I would have never bagged her without doing all that.

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Moh

9 months

Mnanikumbusha Siku niliambiwa “Let’s take a break” Nikidhani the next week tutarudiana nikaona amewekelea miguu kwa dash akielekea Naivasha Watu mbaya sana😭

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5 months

I want to say “Stop drugging men” and sound woke but I am forced to say “The success rate for michele ghels is higher among men who go to the club to look for women to take home. Go to the club to enjoy a drink, music & company of friends. Assume all women want to be left alone”

@victor_kenani

Victor Kenani

5 months

2 women arrested by Tamasha management with drugs last night.That is Stilnox and Rohypnol. Noma sana. Colorless, Odorless and Tasteless. Knocks you off like shit.Kaa macho ama utaamka kesho kutwa bila kitu!!

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8 months

Dating a woman who understands herself in the context of her environment, people she's surrounded with & impact of her actions is importanter. The day you meet a woman with a job, her own money & a planner but no sense of self-awareness or zero ability to self-reflect utashangaa

@gidikariuki

GiDi

8 months

Dating a woman with her own money, work, and shit together spares you a lot of bullshit in a relationship!

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3 months

All women speak like this until they get sons. Any sane man with a healthy relationship with their mother will never put someone who met them as an adult above her.

@Ms_Logical

Mankhumiše 🤍

3 months

Imagine marrying a man who thinks his mum comes before you 🫠

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8 months

You can ask men to stop killing women but also tell women to avoid meeting random strangers in private spaces or stepping out alone with men that move weird. I promise you it’s possible without an argument because the point is to make sure everyone gets home safe.

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5 months

Surprise visits are audacious displays of lacking boundaries. Even when visiting your own folks you call for common courtesy so they can make time or tea to address your presence.

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Certified Avocado Lover 🥑

@MishBosslady__

5 months

A babe on the clock app paid a surprise visit to her boyfriend and found he'd moved. Like kuhama, his house was empty and his phone mteja 😭😭😭

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6 months

You attend a court session and walk out wondering why toxic people choose to have kids. Wueh!

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9 months

Ahmed Rashid is on the cooker for this act but everyone forgot that boy killed a cop, wore the officer's jacket and was taunting the officer's family and friends on facebook. Before then that boy & his crew were robbing residents & catching bodies like the law doesn't matter.

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9 months

Nairobi unaweza fikiria unapostiwa juu unapendwa kumbe wewe ni rebound, unatumiwa tu kufeelisha ex flani kiwaru. 😂😂😂😂

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8 months

That’s after a face beat? damn… Phillip has a banging body. This is one of the most confusing things because every Jagger shot be bringing out the inner beauty.… she can gerrit but she can’t meet the homies. They would cook!!!

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8 months

"Buda kama ulilelewa ukiona mama yako akijituma ndio muishi fiti huwezi lala kando ya mdem hajui kupiga mboka na upate usingizi fiti." - Kaye

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8 months

If you continue to vote poorly you'll find yourself at 32 yrs old doing things you should have done at 27 yrs old because 5 of your prime working years were wasted being resilient. If you voted poorly again, you've wasted 5 yrs more...

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8 months

When the mad men at the market are the ones applauding you, do not give an acceptance speech. I repeat…

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7 months

If you’re walking with a child or woman beside a road, they should always be on the side that is away from oncoming traffic.

@theereal_one

Austine

7 months

What is your most oldhead coded belief??

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4 months

Hiyo video ya balcony haiwezekani if you are dating someone who takes themselves too serious. Inject healthy madness, everything changes.

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6 months

If you take sexy pics but every time the internet sees them before I do, we’re gonna have a long chat. I’m not one of your followers, I’m your BF… send me pics I can’t see on your IG.

@ThePlatfield

cody

6 months

Strict boyfriend 101:

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11 months

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@Ugochukwu_96

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

11 months

Show me a picture of something beautiful you took with your camera phone. Not selfies of yourself please

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3 months

The only problem with lying before a court of law is you need 9 more lies and a podcast to sway public opinion, in order for the first lie to sound believable.

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4 months

One of the funniest threads I have ever read

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8 months

Away from the Escorts & ritual killings we can all stop pretending inceI culture isn’t a contributing factor to some of these murders. When you stop seeing a group of people as humans, taking their lives becomes easier.

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

3 months

Good morning, if you’re working hard for a better life kindly note the water bill for sprinkling a half acre garden twice a day & running a pool every day is around KES.27,000 per month but if you have a borehole in the compound, a submersible pump is 16K & your elec rises by 10K

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I don’t like getting physically violent because I am afraid of finding out I am capable of murder. That’s how I practice peace & restraint. There is nothing you can say to me that would bring out of character.

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@cathy_mutuku Parenting is not a future thing, they need me now not one day in the future.

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9 months

Fellas, if you live by yourself furnish your house and make your living space comfortable then compare how much time & money you spend indoors vs outside.

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6 months

“If you want to know how your future wife will look and behave in 20 or 30yrs, meet her mother.” - African Proverb

@Mollage_

Msupa M.

6 months

Genes are insane, as I grow older I look more and more exactly like my mom.

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

6 months

I don't buy into the men for men kumbaya nonsense because when a man is going through something, you come online & it's always fellow men clowning them but ironically when they're doing great... it's also men trying to drag them to the bottom then blaming women for their problems

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5 months

Nyi hukosa hobbies or talents that engage you on a mental or spiritual level alafu loneliness ikiwakuta you think it’s being single. Mtashinda mkiteswa huku nje, you don’t know how to be alone. 🤣

@Breany_22

Brena

5 months

Kukuwa single ni ngumu, sasa kama leo tunafanya nini? Hatuko Naivasha, hatuendi club, hatukunywi pombe, hauna mtu wa kutembelea ama wa kutembea naye, nini sasa?

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5 months

The problem is never those things, it’s always the power trips. When you’re too consumed by capitalism you start wearing a mask & forget when to take it off. Your partner is not your competition nor your assistant, they’re your partner. Ws, Ls, rules & boundaries apply equally

@_kosmii

Kosmii

5 months

Men will see a woman who’s 30, single, no kids BUT has a great job, degrees, home, cars, financial stability but think she’s a problem because she doesn’t want to submit to a man who doesn’t even have a quarter of what she has. Lol submitting to a man with less than you is crazy

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8 months

The social media break I needed was 2yrs ago when everyone had something to say about something they knew nothing but rumours about. It's too late for that rn... I had to take the dumb comments with my pride, grace & chin up. Huwezi cheka mtu aliondokea swara. I am clear...

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8 months

This is one of the reasons I will defend the Daktari if y’all switch on her. She’s out here showing us what she does & keeping it a buck on business. Wengine wanasumbua na hatujui wanafanya nini apart from making us think all our women should have booty & curves. 🤣

@osoroKE

Fafa Mukuru

8 months

Mercy Masai hufanya kazi gani? Mimi huona akirub shoulders na wazito wa serikali daily.

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6 months

💯

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@Thee_mavERIC

Wachira.

6 months

Before kuanza kuongea na mtu it's imperative umuulize kama anakuanga wazimu

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

7 months

Invite me to your gigs this year, even if it’s weddings and Ruracio. I charge to look like a professional Mubabaddie 😁

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

She should be getting the same fate as the fake lawyer but y'all got a soft spot for female criminals even when crime is genderless in its impact. Patikana impersonating an officer as a man uone if you won't be linked to robberies.

@Kenyans

Kenyans.co.ke

8 months

22-year-old lady arraigned in court for impersonating a GSU officer

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

11 months

@NimuKiarie Good for your man. Keep it up

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

Hii story ya kuchipoiwa huwa noma bana. Wamama wanajua kukutreat wakikuchota. From Passenger Prince to a new Ceiling revealing. Unatoka huko ukinuka Garnier na Nivea pearl & beauty, msee wa Uber anacheka kimoyomoyo ukisinzia kwa cab.

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

6 months

The first sign of low EQ in humans is the assumption you have to be mean in order to be respected. 😶

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

5 months

Tukipeana solutions tunaambiwa “I wish you just listened”. “Saa utado?” is weaponized competence.

@NanjieGalgalo

Honey ✨

5 months

Nothing as bad as dating a “saa utadu?” Type of man. Like ?? Kwani huna solutions weee mzee ?😭💀😂😂

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

9 months

Ukifika ocha with a new hun alafu unfiltered aunties wakuulize “What happened to the other one with the big hips?” in front of her

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

12 days

Bach dilemma is decision making when there is no routine

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@MuneneInc

M.

12 days

What meals do you people eat kwa nyumba zenu apart from Ugali/Rice? Deciding what to cook hukuwa stressful asf

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

When you bump into a group of proper baddies like this & they give you even a whiff of attention, chemical X is turning into prime Dave Chappell or Katt Williams & then throwing in 2 or 3 hood stories. You can’t impress them with money their folks & EXs had, just good vibes. 😂

@carltonkitheka1

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

8 months

Kumbe kubless mzinga siku hizi ni ushamba na instead of saying "Facts" mnasema "Factoid" 😂😂. They're all elegant baddies tho, you can just tell hawaforce

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

9 months

@mwabilimwagodi Mbona nikiongea sports na finances huonekanangi buana? I'm not a poster child for anything. The only difference btwn us ni me sijawaidinyiwo na msee wa nduthii.

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

Somali/Borana baddies on a self-discovery journey will whisk your brains like cake batter with good vibes & a dash of naughtiness and then disappear like you never met them. You'll think about "What if" for a full presidential term...

@sheilaajjie

Akua Sheila Ajjie 🇰🇪

2 years

No one has mastered having a double life like SDA kids 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

4 months

Laughing at peeps for failing at things you aren’t trying to do or are too scared of attempting is always some sucka 💩. Successful folks will tell you success only teaches you the importance of failing. You can’t build experience in anything without failing. Respect @_Mohkay 🙏🏾

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

They are burying that babe before a postmortem & investigation is concluded and that is the most sus thing ever.

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

4 months

How do you read the bible and story of Jesus just to conclude Mary was a single mom when in fact, Joseph was successfully co-parenting with God for 33yrs before his son went to live with his real father?

@ntvkenya

NTV Kenya

4 months

Mother's Day Special: 'Jesus' mother was a single mother in every way... God is not uncomfortable with your situation,' Faith Muturi tells single mothers. #NTVCrossover @SusanGrace_ke @SONOFNATIONS

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

4 months

Paying a lawyer so they can fight for your right to spend your money and time on your kids when you have the option to invest in a project car that will be seen outside XS or on highway horizons is my type of madness. Amkeni tukatafutie these small people with our faces zao. 😁

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

10 months

Not pulling out, with full knowledge you are unemployed.

@szasznonIy

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10 months

what’s a very bad financial decision?

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

6 months

This government will be remembered for having one of the most brazen mockery of religion. Don’t be shocked if after it there is an increased number of atheists or converts from Christianity into other religions.

@gabrieloguda

Gabriel Oguda

6 months

Pastor Ezekiel refused to join other fair-weather pastors in the fake fall down, so Benny Hinn had to ensure he gets down by force by fire. Tears in my eyes.

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

5 months

Add a plus one & you are blowing 20K minimum. Siwezi enda event na mtu hanipendi but nikitokea na mtu ananipenda namshow, "Ukikatiwa wakubuyie drinks zilete hapa tukunywe bbg... Thug Life!"

@IvixDKioi

Ivix, Fashion Emcee. 🇹🇿

5 months

Blankets Ticket - 4,500/- Food & drinks - 4,000/- Cab to & fro - 2,000/- A cool 10,500/-, when you’re modest on your food & drinks haha.

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

12 days

I know she has a flat ass. Big booty women are so used to receiving gifts they never know how to give them. LMAO

@ItsBensonM

Benson

12 days

@RaMbuzZy_ I can't complain 😂

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

3 months

You can only say someone died fighting for freedom if freedom is achieved after their death. If it isn’t, call a spade a spade… they were shot by the police and we need to find the cop.

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

Nabii wants folks he lied to during & after campaigns to listen to him without heckling because heckling shows a lack of respect... What is that personality type they say has people who will kosea you, & then get angry at your reaction to their makosa instead being accountable?

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

5 months

Stoicism’s biggest takeout is the things you chase the most are the things that will elude you the most. The butterfly will never land on your face if you keep running after it, just sit still & enjoy the views and sound of the stream in the garden, you’ll see…

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

Bingo card ikidecline unaita watu Vienyeji. Very unethical scenes...

@KhalifKairo

khalif kairo

8 months

Bibi ameskia nawakelewa kienyeji akakuja kumark territory😅 @Glamby_el_hair

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

LRT: If you don’t know how much exposure she has nor who her family is, lead with rizz FR. Setting your wallet & clout as the trap only works on girlies that date for survival. Do your research better 🤣💀

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

9 months

Men's Heartbreak cycles: 1. 19y to 21yrs old 2. 25 to 27yrs old 3. 30 & above... The 1st one is the "Fuck shorrez!" version, 2nd one turns you into a prime Milaya, last one IF you survive turns you into a proper hustler who only commits to chasing money, not wiminz. 💀

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

9 months

My generation of Africans has Atheists who don’t communicate their beliefs to their extended families & Feminists who stand up to every man online but not their brothers, uncles & fathers on the ground. The awkwardness during the festive holidays is like a spice to their identity

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@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

6 months

Ukiamka 3am randomly just meditate or pray, that’s the devil’s hour. 🤣

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

3 months

Mnasema Madtraxx alikuwa anatetea Diddy because they are birds of the same Fedha estate? FR, that portal Katt Williams said will open and expose the wicked in 2024 ishafanya wengine waanze podcasts. 🔥

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

4 months

You’ve been pushing this Xenophobic agenda for a week, just rest. We know what happened in SA; when the govt can’t do sh!t for its people its enablers & agents make it look like it’s because there are “Foreigners” taking the opportunities being created. Hold your mans accountable

@Kimuzi_

Kimuzi

4 months

100 illegal Somalis si shida 2024. Itakua shida 2040. Those 100 watakua 10k-50k. Na sasa 10k illegal somalis? Wanazaana ni kama ni career. Part time job yao ni kupigana sekete. Side hustle yao ni kudinyana.

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

8 months

Now I gotta trend every time people choose to embarrass themselves

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

6 months

Soft girls hawaitishangi, wanapewa tu juu ya hiyo vibe. Mkisema "If he wanted to he would" wao during casual convos wanakushow what they like na ukifanya unapewa motivation in words like "That's so thoughtful of you, thanks babe!". They return all the good energy & also gift back

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@RaMbuzZy_

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

4 months

Kama wewe ni last born kwenyu uliza wazazi maisha ilikuwaje when the first born was born so that you stop thinking everything in life starts from Great.

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