Twitter has locked me out of
@RamzZy_
and support hasn’t responded in SIX months because I’m in a 3rd world Cow~ntry. I’ve stored my thoughts here temporarily.
I have a podcast too btw, but we don’t discuss relationships nor EXs.
We discuss Business, Careers, Fatherhood and Health.
You can check out the tag
#ManDayMadnessKE
or the episodes via the link on the bio or tweet under this. Our subject matters are less controversial helpful
One thing about me is I respect consent so much if I clock you’re weaponizing sex I can train myself to not seek it from you. On the extreme I can train my brain to not find you physically attractive so that I don’t bother you. All because I hate to feel like a creep
Mau mau wangekuwa na hii mentali leo tungekuwa tunaamka kuchimba mashimo Kapenguria sisi wote. Point ni kusumbua ama kuongea mpaka watu waone aibu wawache ujinga.
Hello brother
@MikeMondo1
, we sent a rider to deliver this to you but you refused to receive it. Consider yourself served and have a lovely week.
#HeshimaIdumu
ama aje?
You guys are talking about the rich Gen Z kids and using them as case studies for a whole generation. The struggling Gen Z kids will be in the office with you while running their instagram thrift shops during their down time.
Gen Z don't care much about workplace motivators like salaries and job titles. At the slightest provocation, they leave well paying jobs for a work-life balance.
Unlike Gen Y, their ideal work places enable remote working, gyms, casual wear, open-plan offices, coffee makers,
While other men are being shamed for being deadbeats I’ve been forced to see my kids twice every month since December 5th 2023 but we believe in the rule of law.
Only my friends and family know who Rama/Ramzzy is.
After 2yrs and a new lover, creating a platform for talking big nonsense about your ex every week doesn’t sound like moving on… kwani that person was a legend? 🤣
This new batch of Mountain babes with bunda is just madness. Like… how you built like Nanjala & Atieno but your face card & complexion is still Wangui? Who has sent you to confuse us…
Wanaume twende therapy ama zoezi tusigonge 40+ with our biggest investments being trauma bonds, instead of government bonds. I have been chosen as the delivery guy for this message, don’t shoot me.
Money gives people who grew up with it a reduction problem. Ukiona wajaluo na TV kubwa just know it’s for the news & tracking numbers during elections juu wameibiwa kura sana. Everyone spends their money traumally. 😂
Ume grow up mkikunyaa strungi nduvya na mki whistle sasa umefika place unaeza afford maziwa, Sugar na mkate alafu unapatana na mtu anakuambia dont do sugar and wheat
We haujui mbona nimekua niki work hard bana
Siku hizi mkiwachana wanakuita broke ndio kama ego yako ni small you try to prove you're rich & finish your money on milayas or stunt on IG then get trapped for a higher child support via screenshots.
Always remember when 50 filed for bankruptcy in 2014. Stay Broke!
LOL, kuna siku hapo archives washanikuta wakaniambia hivi nilitoa ile sauti ya sea lion viziwi na bubu hutoa manze alafu nikagongesha vidole in fake sign language. By the time they realized nawapima ufala I was next to a KBS nikaruka ndani nikishout “HAO NI WEZI!” 💀💀💀
FUCK CBD! Mjamaa imenikujia ati "Brathe, bag pekee na tuende" kuona nyuma kirende kinacatch up. Ile mbio nimepull hapo my fren! Ka umeona jamaa wa suti akifyatuka hapo Moi Avenue usijali, laptop ni ya job maze.
TOXIC FEMINISM: Kindly watch out for the lady below. She turned hostile when asked to pay. She caused drama in the entire apartment hurling insults, spitting in the mouth of the apartment manager. She threatened the host and apartment manager that she has a gun and would shoot
TF you want me to say? If I speak perepepes say I’m bitter, if I keep quiet real shottas get mad on my behalf. I’m stoic calm & detached from BS… I’m not willing to go to jail over some dumb nonsense every can see… Snakes get it where they slither. 🐍
You think breakups are bad until your office bae resigns. Hiyo siku nilijaribu kuconvince Spenyo abaki ni kama the company belongs to my mother. Hata kumeza mate ilikuwa shida 😖🤣
Murima babes their problem is they don’t know how to switch off that Mumbi matriarch feature. So they will want to be in charge while also complaining about being overwhelmed by power. Who will play a fire fighter every day & you can’t have 2 chiefs in one village?
Dige Hotter!
That’s bullying and emotional abuse, you people think it’s entertainment. I am not a dead beat man, why are you posting my kids on your page? As whomst… temanga jaba zikiburst sana.
Y'all have passed through it. The worst thing that has ever happened to me is being asked, "...but did I ask you to do all that?" by a grown ass woman who damn well knows I would have never bagged her without doing all that.
Mnanikumbusha Siku niliambiwa “Let’s take a break” Nikidhani the next week tutarudiana nikaona amewekelea miguu kwa dash akielekea Naivasha
Watu mbaya sana😭
I want to say “Stop drugging men” and sound woke but I am forced to say “The success rate for michele ghels is higher among men who go to the club to look for women to take home. Go to the club to enjoy a drink, music & company of friends. Assume all women want to be left alone”
2 women arrested by Tamasha management with drugs last night.That is Stilnox and Rohypnol. Noma sana. Colorless, Odorless and Tasteless. Knocks you off like shit.Kaa macho ama utaamka kesho kutwa bila kitu!!
Dating a woman who understands herself in the context of her environment, people she's surrounded with & impact of her actions is importanter. The day you meet a woman with a job, her own money & a planner but no sense of self-awareness or zero ability to self-reflect utashangaa
All women speak like this until they get sons. Any sane man with a healthy relationship with their mother will never put someone who met them as an adult above her.
You can ask men to stop killing women but also tell women to avoid meeting random strangers in private spaces or stepping out alone with men that move weird. I promise you it’s possible without an argument because the point is to make sure everyone gets home safe.
Surprise visits are audacious displays of lacking boundaries. Even when visiting your own folks you call for common courtesy so they can make time or tea to address your presence.
Ahmed Rashid is on the cooker for this act but everyone forgot that boy killed a cop, wore the officer's jacket and was taunting the officer's family and friends on facebook. Before then that boy & his crew were robbing residents & catching bodies like the law doesn't matter.
That’s after a face beat? damn…
Phillip has a banging body. This is one of the most confusing things because every Jagger shot be bringing out the inner beauty.… she can gerrit but she can’t meet the homies. They would cook!!!
If you continue to vote poorly you'll find yourself at 32 yrs old doing things you should have done at 27 yrs old because 5 of your prime working years were wasted being resilient. If you voted poorly again, you've wasted 5 yrs more...
If you take sexy pics but every time the internet sees them before I do, we’re gonna have a long chat. I’m not one of your followers, I’m your BF… send me pics I can’t see on your IG.
The only problem with lying before a court of law is you need 9 more lies and a podcast to sway public opinion, in order for the first lie to sound believable.
Away from the Escorts & ritual killings we can all stop pretending inceI culture isn’t a contributing factor to some of these murders. When you stop seeing a group of people as humans, taking their lives becomes easier.
Good morning, if you’re working hard for a better life kindly note the water bill for sprinkling a half acre garden twice a day & running a pool every day is around KES.27,000 per month but if you have a borehole in the compound, a submersible pump is 16K & your elec rises by 10K
I don’t like getting physically violent because I am afraid of finding out I am capable of murder. That’s how I practice peace & restraint. There is nothing you can say to me that would bring out of character.
Fellas, if you live by yourself furnish your house and make your living space comfortable then compare how much time & money you spend indoors vs outside.
I don't buy into the men for men kumbaya nonsense because when a man is going through something, you come online & it's always fellow men clowning them but ironically when they're doing great... it's also men trying to drag them to the bottom then blaming women for their problems
Nyi hukosa hobbies or talents that engage you on a mental or spiritual level alafu loneliness ikiwakuta you think it’s being single. Mtashinda mkiteswa huku nje, you don’t know how to be alone. 🤣
Kukuwa single ni ngumu, sasa kama leo tunafanya nini? Hatuko Naivasha, hatuendi club, hatukunywi pombe, hauna mtu wa kutembelea ama wa kutembea naye, nini sasa?
The problem is never those things, it’s always the power trips. When you’re too consumed by capitalism you start wearing a mask & forget when to take it off. Your partner is not your competition nor your assistant, they’re your partner. Ws, Ls, rules & boundaries apply equally
Men will see a woman who’s 30, single, no kids BUT has a great job, degrees, home, cars, financial stability but think she’s a problem because she doesn’t want to submit to a man who doesn’t even have a quarter of what she has. Lol submitting to a man with less than you is crazy
The social media break I needed was 2yrs ago when everyone had something to say about something they knew nothing but rumours about. It's too late for that rn... I had to take the dumb comments with my pride, grace & chin up. Huwezi cheka mtu aliondokea swara. I am clear...
This is one of the reasons I will defend the Daktari if y’all switch on her. She’s out here showing us what she does & keeping it a buck on business. Wengine wanasumbua na hatujui wanafanya nini apart from making us think all our women should have booty & curves. 🤣
She should be getting the same fate as the fake lawyer but y'all got a soft spot for female criminals even when crime is genderless in its impact. Patikana impersonating an officer as a man uone if you won't be linked to robberies.
Hii story ya kuchipoiwa huwa noma bana. Wamama wanajua kukutreat wakikuchota. From Passenger Prince to a new Ceiling revealing. Unatoka huko ukinuka Garnier na Nivea pearl & beauty, msee wa Uber anacheka kimoyomoyo ukisinzia kwa cab.
When you bump into a group of proper baddies like this & they give you even a whiff of attention, chemical X is turning into prime Dave Chappell or Katt Williams & then throwing in 2 or 3 hood stories. You can’t impress them with money their folks & EXs had, just good vibes. 😂
Kumbe kubless mzinga siku hizi ni ushamba na instead of saying "Facts" mnasema "Factoid" 😂😂.
They're all elegant baddies tho, you can just tell hawaforce
@mwabilimwagodi
Mbona nikiongea sports na finances huonekanangi buana? I'm not a poster child for anything. The only difference btwn us ni me sijawaidinyiwo na msee wa nduthii.
Somali/Borana baddies on a self-discovery journey will whisk your brains like cake batter with good vibes & a dash of naughtiness and then disappear like you never met them. You'll think about "What if" for a full presidential term...
Laughing at peeps for failing at things you aren’t trying to do or are too scared of attempting is always some sucka 💩.
Successful folks will tell you success only teaches you the importance of failing. You can’t build experience in anything without failing. Respect
@_Mohkay
🙏🏾
How do you read the bible and story of Jesus just to conclude Mary was a single mom when in fact, Joseph was successfully co-parenting with God for 33yrs before his son went to live with his real father?
Mother's Day Special:
'Jesus' mother was a single mother in every way... God is not uncomfortable with your situation,' Faith Muturi tells single mothers.
#NTVCrossover
@SusanGrace_ke
@SONOFNATIONS
Paying a lawyer so they can fight for your right to spend your money and time on your kids when you have the option to invest in a project car that will be seen outside XS or on highway horizons is my type of madness. Amkeni tukatafutie these small people with our faces zao. 😁
This government will be remembered for having one of the most brazen mockery of religion. Don’t be shocked if after it there is an increased number of atheists or converts from Christianity into other religions.
Pastor Ezekiel refused to join other fair-weather pastors in the fake fall down, so Benny Hinn had to ensure he gets down by force by fire. Tears in my eyes.
Add a plus one & you are blowing 20K minimum. Siwezi enda event na mtu hanipendi but nikitokea na mtu ananipenda namshow, "Ukikatiwa wakubuyie drinks zilete hapa tukunywe bbg... Thug Life!"
You can only say someone died fighting for freedom if freedom is achieved after their death. If it isn’t, call a spade a spade… they were shot by the police and we need to find the cop.
Nabii wants folks he lied to during & after campaigns to listen to him without heckling because heckling shows a lack of respect...
What is that personality type they say has people who will kosea you, & then get angry at your reaction to their makosa instead being accountable?
Stoicism’s biggest takeout is the things you chase the most are the things that will elude you the most. The butterfly will never land on your face if you keep running after it, just sit still & enjoy the views and sound of the stream in the garden, you’ll see…
LRT: If you don’t know how much exposure she has nor who her family is, lead with rizz FR. Setting your wallet & clout as the trap only works on girlies that date for survival. Do your research better 🤣💀
Men's Heartbreak cycles:
1. 19y to 21yrs old
2. 25 to 27yrs old
3. 30 & above...
The 1st one is the "Fuck shorrez!" version, 2nd one turns you into a prime Milaya, last one IF you survive turns you into a proper hustler who only commits to chasing money, not wiminz. 💀
My generation of Africans has Atheists who don’t communicate their beliefs to their extended families & Feminists who stand up to every man online but not their brothers, uncles & fathers on the ground. The awkwardness during the festive holidays is like a spice to their identity
Mnasema Madtraxx alikuwa anatetea Diddy because they are birds of the same Fedha estate?
FR, that portal Katt Williams said will open and expose the wicked in 2024 ishafanya wengine waanze podcasts. 🔥
You’ve been pushing this Xenophobic agenda for a week, just rest. We know what happened in SA; when the govt can’t do sh!t for its people its enablers & agents make it look like it’s because there are “Foreigners” taking the opportunities being created. Hold your mans accountable
100 illegal Somalis si shida 2024. Itakua shida 2040. Those 100 watakua 10k-50k. Na sasa 10k illegal somalis? Wanazaana ni kama ni career. Part time job yao ni kupigana sekete. Side hustle yao ni kudinyana.
Soft girls hawaitishangi, wanapewa tu juu ya hiyo vibe. Mkisema "If he wanted to he would" wao during casual convos wanakushow what they like na ukifanya unapewa motivation in words like "That's so thoughtful of you, thanks babe!". They return all the good energy & also gift back
Kama wewe ni last born kwenyu uliza wazazi maisha ilikuwaje when the first born was born so that you stop thinking everything in life starts from Great.