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Sorry, I don't rap or sing. I'll make you a cup of tea if you like though.

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Joined December 2006
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@BexGraham Time for a game of food box bingo
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@Herring1967 I fell down some stairs at the local shopping centre but escaped serious injury because my fall was cushioned by a bag of croissants. (True!)
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Hipsters vaping strawberry hookahs = 1000 Lush emporiums. Blech.
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@EmmaVitz 6 x 500ml yoghurts, 2kg chillies, 1kg garlic, and once accidentally given 600g ginger instead of 60g.
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@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Got clipped by a door in the 90s when on my bike and another time saw someone’s car door ripped off by a bus when they opened it without looking. Very careful now when opening car door and wide berth when cycling past parked cars.
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@armofruru I'm just trying to pick my kid up from school. Please don't fuel the anti-cyclist hate, I have no other option at present. I take up less space on the road, fewer car parks, I am a human being. Take some responsibility for your words. (Because you aren't).
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@Herring1967 Oh and my son, when a toddler, cried out in his sleep “Don’t like olive tapenade” 😕
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@_PatrickThomsen Yes, indeed, and also trap people in relationships that they need to leave.
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Really want to have a play at the UX booth now #ANZLTC14
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@StephDyhrberg I assume they won’t be buying from the UK (reason I can’t donate)
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@nitabp Is that Bernie Sanders?
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@verslibre Buying 5 houses in a year is pure greed.
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You think at school when am I ever going to need this maths and then your kid goes to school and you find out that is when 😬
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Was this article written using ChatGPT? Really odd writing style, horrible to read.
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New York City is sinking due to weight of its skyscrapers, new research finds
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@Dianne_Khan @sarahpolo10 I’m keen!
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#ANZLTC14 is over already! Sad that it might be a year before I see all you awesome folk again. Hope to make it next year. Safe travels all.
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@steve_watt Apology accepted :) #ANZLTC14
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My crystal ball is ON FIRE today.
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3 years
have the torture teeth gone is it safe to come back
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Wishing people would stop trying to reset her Twitter password.
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@hackaday GameGear. Amazing.
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@MikeyCycling The hills in Wellington NZ are pretty steep - I can’t do it on a regular bike without stopping. Love my ebike.
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@itsttbish It’s the price of not giving over section of the existing bridge. That’s the price tag that has been put on keeping that space for cars.
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@REasther 😭 much of my family are in England
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@fraidycat4 That is some Two Ronnies energy.
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I wonder what the cheapest place to bulk order wooden spoons from is.
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Oh yeah my reserve of Fugitive Telemetry is ready at the library @wcl_library @LaceEatenLegs
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@jarrod__baker @LaceEatenLegs
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@testedcom @drbecky_ UNSOVLED
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@HeatherInNZ Either that or it’s a giant Lego minifig head.
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@SweetReleaseWLG Ugh. How does it affect them?? Unless they lipread.
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@BBC6Music My sister @ccfage from @cobaltchapel who I haven’t seen in almost two years (thanks, Covid).
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Good fun at bowling and laser "skirmish", thanks Bb :) #ANZLTC14 (I was Storm). http://t.co/4km7kM0AHg
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Rumble in Wellington #eqnz
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@DrLynziA I read “violent” as “vomit” and that would probably work too.
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@whereistanya Had mine for almost 4 years and love it - use it all the time in a very hilly city.
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@BexGraham I created it during lockdown for entertainment. Recently updated after Hello Fresh fish debacle.
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All week I've thought I'd been clumsily dropping my blob of shampoo before I can put it on my head. Today I witnessed the shampoo bottle suck the blob back up inside as I let go of the bottle to click the lid closed. HAH.
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*shiver* colder than a badger's nose in the atrium #anztlc13
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@mikeythenurse If you’re even close to approaching the menopause you’ll likely need the quick escape zip mechanism.
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@postingdad I asked my kid to call out when he found something sexist or racist. It was a busy evening.
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@MooseAllain Easter music! 😭
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@Sarnee @Dianne_Khan Most GP appointments cost in NZ. $60 quite low for out of hours.
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That's terrible! Any response to this @metlinkwgtn ?
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The driver overtook me at speed with inadequate distance of approx 20cm and forced me to stop against parked cars on the side @metlinkwgtn
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@we_dollar
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The brother-in-law of my sister is very amazing🤪
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@bootstheory I just don’t read Newshub any more.
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@kirsty_johnston The SUVs that are parked on dashed yellow lines at junctions blocking the view of children trying to cross?
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@LaceEatenLegs Our zone: Wellington high - no uniform. Wellington college
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@SupDoc12 Put them in the freezer and snoo.
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@DrMarissaKate I felt awful and was given Prozac. Didn’t help. Tested my ferritin - it was at 2!
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@firedsidechat Did you get it? Cos I didn't.
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@verslibre I fear she will live on, ironically rent-free, in my mind.
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@ccfage Oh I sprained my ankle falling down the stairs at my local supermarket but was saved from worse injury as my fall was cushioned by a bag of croissants. Challenge you to find a better metaphor for being middle class.
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@LaceEatenLegs Spaaaaace Plaaaaace
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@nzmrichards I tried public transport in August to see the new station. Had to track down a place to buy AT Hop cards at the airport, but couldn’t get a child discount for my kid. Definitely not as easy as SkyBus.
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@AstroPuss Slight cramping and nothing. Extreme pain should be looked into in case of perforation. (It’s probably not that… but…)
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Thought for a moment I just saw an alert on the monitoring system. Fortunately I had just flicked a piece of pumpkin on to the screen.
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Lots to think about from @maritacheng #ANZLTC14
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@SweetReleaseWLG You can get the previous owner’s details by searching the companies register
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Companies Register

Find details of NZ companies and overseas companies operating in New Zealand, and get help to comply with the legal obligations all companies must meet.

companies-register.companiesoffice.govt.nz
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Those of you going on to the after party - Beware The Jelly Wrestling #ANZLTC14
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When will my phone screm 😬
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@Moose2000 we've been through this before, haven't we? I knew there was a reason I had seen that archive before.
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@MichaelRosenYes Empty World by John Christopher, and one about a man on the run who got rid of his fingerprints with acid.
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@emilyflemily @donnako1 @effjayem @ShawnSpeakman Monica Hughes for me too!
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Finally, I give you @sparksofficial in cross stitch!
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@djdannylemon @RebeccaJEmm Right behind you!!
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The gardeners at work have been busy.
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@drlyndonwalker so what does happen when you sell your twitter account to a rapper?
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@David_Cormack @henrycooke The world’s most rubbish theme park ride.
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Oh and one of the perils of giving a musician the after party info note to read out - he will (and did) refer to "Bb" as "B flat" #ANZLTC14
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In an effort to avoid a $30 hotel sandwich, I am now sitting in hotel room eating tuna out of a can with the world's smallest spork #BbAU
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@pepperraccoon I want to see the ACC numbers on knife injuries over this festive smeg knife season.
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@matty_plumski @peregrinekiwi So annoying when you have to decline a meeting but still want the info.
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@RebeccaJEmm Funny that. It’s almost as if it was.
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Uncanny.
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@EmmaVitz Not too much was missing, but it was all the meat and most of the veg...
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@pepperraccoon @HoneyBeeGeek Oh, they can take their kids to Junglerama.
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@malosilima @DaranPonter I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
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I can’t help but read something into this
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If you’re in Windy Welly and wondering when the air will be less “mobile”🍃, Sunday is looking like better sundress and picnic weather See for your local forecast
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@metlinkwgtn Last bus. @malosilima . Wonder if Barbara Donaldson will be waiting for this one? No?
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@RebeccaJEmm I’m impressed by how they managed to mention their backyards.
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@BroccorWhatever @metlinkwgtn @everyonesfavfag Yeah that’s the last bus of the night :-(
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@metlinkwgtn More detail would be useful.
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@DrLynziA That's no good at all. I have updated my Food Box Bingo card.
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I’m really not sure about this proposed Covid traffic light system. I’ve seen how people drive.
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@wileyfuller Yes if they have a disability that requires one. Otherwise no, of course not.
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@LaceEatenLegs
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@Dianne_Khan @Sarnee Ah ok I see from the website it’s classed as after hours not emergency. Gah.
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@armofruru Could you please show some empathy, and decency in your approach to your fellow humans?
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And this is where I file my taxes. http://t.co/v1h4Ysi25o
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@wileyfuller @metlinkwgtn @malosilima Our regional council since they destroyed the bus network a year ago.
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Thanks for the Wordle spoiler on the front page @NZStuff
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@MotherOfMeeps It was a sea cucumber.
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@SianChristinaK BBC dramatisation of today’s events
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@Styla73 I went to the UK release party at the Roundhouse in Camden. So many lollies.
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@metlinkwgtn Last bus. Oh dear. @malosilima
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@DavidSlack @vodafoneNZ My iPhone did an update overnight that turned off mobile data.
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