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Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Content pro at @ABAlsd and @ABAYLD . He/him. Opinions and snark are my own. #ContentShark

Outside Chicago
Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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here's your reminder
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๐Ÿ‚: please remember to take a second to look up from twitter
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Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristallnacht. Don't compare anything to Kristal
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It costs you nothing to be kind and respectful. It's Elliot Page.
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How Fetterman should have walked in:
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Fetterman is now wearing a suit as heโ€™s walks into preside in the Senate chamber
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@Nemukins @sethaweitz @tonyposnanski @chrissyteigen Ruth Bader Finsburg and her tankmates do not dissent with this suggestion.
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Yesterday, I bought a size 34 pair of jeans at Old Navy. Because the 36s were too big. Two years ago, I was pondering 46s because the 44s were too tight.
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Ken Bone is a playable character in Wreck-It-Ralph. #KenBone #KenBoneFacts
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@420AttyChicago @AngryBlackLady If the playground equipment of your childhood is banned for safety reasons, you're absolutely Gen X.
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Yup, exactly what a woman in law does, sitting around the office bangin' a gavel all day.
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4 years
My wife said she accidentally made a cake today. I said it met all the criteria for an intentional torte.
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M Y L S A T S C O R E I N B I O
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Are you from a shithole country? Not sure? Now there's a new test.
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Type "My advice to 1Ls is" and let autocorrect do the rest for you.
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We have named our wren Kylo.
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The villain The actual villain #MidnightMass
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@penguins There is only one answer.
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@BlockClubCHI @RevBrewChicago Cloud Gator, but everyone outside Chicago calls it Bean.
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@ParkerMolloy He has the mannerisms and physique of Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton
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@RMFifthCircuit Do you remember what constituted "a complete breakfast"?
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@bethwilensky Most people thinks it's this, but it isn't. This is L-reclined.
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@msolurin Happy birthday!
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The alien from Mac and Me? Real AF. #FoundAtArea51
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What mouse spent the longest time in law school? 5L.
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Your former 325 pound shenanigan artist bought slim jeans. At Old Navy, not the fat man store. Because they fit.
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This guy heard @BitchestheCat started a hashtag for @KellyannePolls and didn't want to be left in the cold. #catsjudgingkellyanne
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3 years
If you're not watching ghosts, start. It's clever. It's creative. Just good stuff. #GhostsCBS
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8 years
ONLINE POLL: Whose is wonning all online polls? #debate
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WIFE: Did you see they put grass pellets down? SON: What's a pellet? ME: When a case goes to a higher court than the one before it. #appellatetwitter
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The James Webb Space Telescope has revealed the existence of a legendary #barexam location.
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๐ŸšจALERT๐Ÿšจ Do not take off-brand cheapo Ozempic-type semaglutide weight loss drugs. It's not safe. My wife's coworker's mom got one "version," took it, got pancreatitis. A month later, and she's dead.
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Queso fountain? Queso fountain.
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4 years
OK, #LawTwitter . Who will you be spending #Quarantine2020 with? You must decide.
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@OnAirJake @chrissyteigen Got three but they're in the freezer. In Illinois. Ya know, never mind ...
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So ... um ... anyone want to write advice for law students on surviving a contentious judge/lawyer situation in the courtroom with professionalism? No reason ... #AhmaudArberyTrial #KyleRittenhouseTrial
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@Equivo_Kate @zachwolfelaw She took the ElleSAT.
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@KevlarMenace @ScottAndresen @BJS_quire @SteveDeaceShow @MooreSenate Isn't Kevlar Clownshoe Bernie Bernstein's brother-in-law?
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15 Years #TBT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ซ
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My wife's office bought a variety of headphones pre pandemic. Hers arrived today. They are glorious.
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Update: She said I do! #MarryKVP
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@AnthonyMKreis The confidential source:
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I hate when @LeahLitman is right.
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The news that Rudy Giuliani is not a member in good standing in the DC Bar is a lie. Found his details right here.
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Two nights ago: #OtterTheCat knocked down a container of blueberries. Last night: Otter brings a blueberry and drops it on our bed. This is tonight. My son's bed. And this is the face of a cat with a stash of blueberries. Somewhere in the house.
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@DietCoke_Esq I mean, I will say part of him realizes he will not be part of multiple rounds of interviews. So kudos to his subconscious on that personal awareness.
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4 years
Clarification tweet: If you haven't seen the Jeanine Pirro comparison with Parler, this is primarily for that.
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4 years
I've been tweeted out by Ann Coulter, who did not read the blog post in question in its entirety.
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And lastly, to @DiegoATLaw from the love of his life.
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I have a vaccine appointment tomorrow morning with my doc! And it's "the good one."
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So 5 hours after hearing an ortho doc use "catastrophic," kiddo is in downtown Chicago having hip surgery tomorrow to get a screw inserted.
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First flight in nearly 20 years where I don't have to worry about needing a seat belt extender. DC, here I come!
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@steve_vladeck All measuring cups are dry until you put something in them.
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But it's the Monday before Thanksgiving. It's the Wednesdayest of Mondays.
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Crap it's Monday
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@AshaRangappa_ @ElieNYC I do a creepily spot-on Buffalo Bill. Just in case we need a dramatic reading of this scene.
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5 years
Law Professor on Your Dresser #ElfOnTheShelfReplacements @lawprofblawg
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Current status
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In four photos, see the formation of murderous intent.
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Today's Zoom background
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The more I think about it, the more everyone should have an emotional support peacock. Right, @TheBloggess ?
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For those of you not terrified by your child bringing home a regular recorder from school ... gaze with fear upon the bass recorder.
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@vornietom @CJFoxLaw Muppets "The Thing." Everyone starts turning into Gonzo. Starting Mahna Mahna and Pops as these two.
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On the first day of Advent ... #MichaelFlynn
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Made new fren at stor
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@MadiValentine @Jaime_ASantos Roses are red, The system is strange
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Trade wars are good - and easy to win! @senatorshoshana
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Today's Zoom background. I'm too much.
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If you're going to knock Kamala Harris for failing the bar exam one time, remember - it's actually more impressive that she went on to pass in California, one of the toughest states for test takers. #barexam #KamalaHarris
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This is not a hack. #CyberMonday Sale starts now. 20% off plus free shipping on orders over $99 with code CYBERDEAL until 11/27:
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@KSVesq @steve_vladeck Why not "A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to the Forum From Which I Was Denied"?
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8 years
When #BestAdviceFromMyLawyer is trending and you work for a law org
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To whom it may concern, on February 28, 2021, the outdoor Christmas lights were taken down.
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The Evolution of Mitch McConnell
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It's getting Hoth in herrre, so So put on all your clothes I'm in #Chiberia I wanna put more clothes on
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@bethwilensky @rachel221 @Lin_Manuel Wow ... see, here's my dream. I've heard stories that @Lin_Manuel created songs for @VAMNit to help her with bar prep. And I REALLY REALLY want the two of them to re-create them. It'd be entertaining AND help law students study/survive bar the bar exam.
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#UBEWatch is proud to announce that Michigan is the 38th state to adopt the Uniform Bar Exam.
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@steve_vladeck @courtneymilan Since both are empty, they both hold the same amount of nothing. Thus, each of them hold approximately 2 cups.
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I am sick of @USPS . Every piece of mail that looks like a birthday card with money comes pre-opened. Now look at this crap. Hope you enjoyed finding piano sheet music for "A Taste of Honey."
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Update - kiddo is out of surgery, which went well. He probably has a "get out of gym" card the rest of the year. Time for rest. Thanks for the prayers, concerns, and well wishes!
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"We" lost RBG? Who invited Pence to the "we"?
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@steve_vladeck I'm suing you for batterYe.
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My wife started boiling eggs this morning. She forgot about them, and 45 minutes later, there is no water in the pot and a special smell in the house.
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@TheLawGiraffe I Can't Believe It's Not Menโ„ข๏ธ
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