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@MrsKlawitter

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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
ONE YEAR CARNIVERSARY!!! To fully understand this story, we need to go back about 14 years. 14 years ago I was a mess. On the couch, in constant pain, and popping more pills a day than I'd like to admit. While I was working on my master's, I also had 28 back surgeries. 1/?
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
10 days
A mom was concerned with her daughter's anxiety. My suggestion didn't go over well. You just can't help the ones who can't look past themselves. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
1 month
From sugar addiction to food freedom. I'm 406 days Carnivore and will never go back! #carnivore #meatheals #dumpsugar #plantsaretryingtokillyou #fitgranny
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
2 months
Happy Flex Friday!! One week 'til vacation for this granny!! #fitgranny #fitness #trx #fueledbybeef #carnivore #meatheals
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
6 months
By doing the opposite what what the ADA suggests, I cured fibromyalgia, cured shingles, cured arthritis, cured insulin resistance, cured night blindness, cured anxiety, lost unnecessary fat, gained strength, gained brain power, etc etc etc. #meathealsbigpharmakills
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@AmDiabetesAssn
American Diabetes Association
6 months
Curious about meal planning with diabetes or prediabetes? Listen as Stacey, the ADA's Director of Nutrition & Wellness, reveals the secret to starting simple: the Diabetes Plate Method. Learn more this #NationalNutritionMonth at . 🍽️🥦🍎 @eatright
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
1 month
I’m 46 I don’t get Botox I run two small businesses I absolutely love my family I love God I’m fueled by beef I’m a libertarian (not political party) What do you see?
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@mimikmorgan
Mimi
1 month
I’m 69 I don’t get Botox I’m retired sort of I have a wicked sense of humor I’m grounded in my Christian faith I’m fueled by beef I’m not a Communist ( Wokes true nature) What do you see?
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
If veganism was so healthy why did the ruling class feed only fruits and vegetables to their slaves and keep all the meat for themselves? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
🤭🤭🤭
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
Made it another year on this fabulous flat plane we call Earth. ❤️
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Enjoyed a date night with this handsome fella to celebrate our Carniversary ❤️ #carnivorecouple #fitgrannyandpoppop #fitforlife #wecleanupwell
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Sense of calmness in stressful situations Better circulation in fingers and toes Lost 25lbs Lost 3% body fat If you made it this far, thanks! I honestly think every person the planet could benefit from a meat based diet. I never knew how great could feel!!
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
New profile pic time. ❤️
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
7 months
Before and after beef
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@CaryKelly11
💯 Cary Kelly 💯
7 months
Beef and aftermath:
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
I wake up every day feeling amazing, and excited for what adventures I have yet to experience!! Be your own hero #carnivorethread #forgottohashtagthefirstone #thanksforreading
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
8 months
@carnivore_jt @BamaBass @KenDBerryMD @CaryKelly11 @NewDawn7411 @mimikmorgan @SBakerMD @tiras_corner @ValerieAnne1970 @VinnieTortorich @markeatsmeat After 28 back surgeries in 2 years, heaps of pills, I decided to dump big pharma and get healthy. Since going Carnivore 6 months ago I have cured my fibromyalgia, chronic shingles pain, anxiety, insulin resistance, night blindness, cellulite is gone, more energy, & better sleep!
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
7 months
@eatthesunnow Sound like me. I had pain they could not control. Kept sending me to everyone else. Ended up with 28 back surgeries in 2 years. And meat healed me in 2 days. No wonder I avoid Drs like carbs.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
The kitchen stays WAY cleaner because we cook practically everything outside year-round. Now for the list of what meat has healed for me.... Fibromyalgia gone Chronic shingles gone Joint pain gone Inflammation gone Floaters gone Night blindness gone Anxiety gone
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
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@ZachHan25148246
Zachary
3 months
Haha show me one carnivore with an elite physique I’ll wait
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
I find it hilarious that people will message me in a panic wanting to know about Carnivore and excited to start. Then a few days later, I'll message to check in and it's silence..... 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
304 days apart. If I can, you can. Be your own hero! #carnivoreforlife
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
"Red meat is bad for you" Okay, then explain this:
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@thecarnivorebar
The Carnivore Bar | Eat Meat 🥩
3 months
"Red meat is bad for you" Okay, then explain this:
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Reduced allergies Asthma gone Soreness after working out, non existent Cellulite gone Skin tags disappearing Headaches gone Strengthen teeth Healed gums Better sense of smell Clear mind Able to focus for long periods of time Deeper sleep Better recovery Dry skin gone Acne
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
No longer hangry More energy Build muscle fast Less wrinkles Thicker hair Strong nails No sunburning No bloating Neuropathy feet and hands gone Consistent energy throughout the day Easily quit alcohol Self discipline is easier Skin is shiny and smooth
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
This will be a lifetime thing for me. Having learned what I have, I could never go back to a "regular" diet. For me, this is normal now. I don't miss feeling like crap. I don't miss running back and forth from doctors to pharmacies. I don't miss missing out on life.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
A little back flex sprinkled with some granddaughter mirror splashes, aka artwork. ❤️💪🏻❤️ #granddaughtersrock #fitgranny #artworkleftbehind #memories
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
2 months
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Besides the health benefits (which I'll list here shortly), shopping is WAY less stressful. We spend less on food. We produce WAY less trash. No one has to figure out what to fix for dinner. We only shoot at Costco now, no need for a grocery store.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
He highly discouraged me, so I did it by myself. It took me over a year and a half to finally be done with all of them, and then I learned what damage they had done to my body. I no longer ever felt full. No off switch. I could eat until I threw up and not feel any discomfort.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
my sweet husband came across a Carnivore video on YouTube. He said, "we should try this Carnivore thing." Having already studied it for 2 years, I immediately said, "yes!" That was 365 days ago. So, how has Carnivore changed my life? In sooooooo many ways!
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Things are looking up! Today was a good day! #Grateful #Blessed #windowlight
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
@wilsonhlthcoach I hear all of that! Just turned 46 and will never go back to my old ways.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
Building muscle like crazy and not a carb in sight!
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@thelowcarb_rd
Mike - Real Dietetics
5 months
You don't need carbs to build muscle. "The present study shows that large amounts of carbohydrate are definitely not required to maximize post-prandial muscle protein accretion to the ingestion of a single 20 g bolus of dietary protein, suggesting that products high in protein
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
The pain I managed with CBD and yoga. The more I stretched the better I felt. Then I found my love of cycling. It was tough at first, but the pain from riding was better than the chronic pain, so I went with it. Next came COVID, and weightlifting.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
5’ 4” - How tall are you?
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
I couldn't do much. Even my mom would have to come help me with chores and the kids. I was miserable. Then, about 2014, I finally got fed up with the constant cycle of doctors and pharmacies, and decided to make a change. I asked my doctor to help me wean off all the pills. 2
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
Um, nope. Definitely not fat, and definitely not old (even though I'm a grandmother)
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@pureoreum
Luke 🦡 (the american)
4 months
It’s not even that women get old They just get fat
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
We cooked more from scratch, and I became obsessed with eating how we did before processed food were introduced. I then came across the carnivore way of eating. I dove into the history of food and human biology. Then, finally, that fateful day in June of 2023...
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
@iam_emilyanne It absolutely is a plan to keep us sick. Just sit back and see who is profiting from us being sick. Big pharma, big food, and the government all work together to ensure we are good little sick slaves.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
5 months
46 ain't so bad. 🤣😉
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Healthy and thriving on meat!! #meatheals #0percentvegan
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@MichelleHurnRD
Michelle Hurn Low Carb RD and Ultra Runner
3 months
I’ve got 99 problems, but you know what solved at least 87 of them….? 😁🥩 Anyone else thriving on an animal based diet?
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Gooooooood morning from the desert! #carnivore #meatheals #fitgranny
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
23 days
95% of food available is toxic to humans.
@ifixhearts
Heart Surgeon Dr. Philip Ovadia
24 days
Why are we so fat?
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
7 months
@CaryKelly11 Yes! I watch everyone at the gym and fight the urge to stand up and explain carnivore. Lol I do enjoy wearing my carnivore shirts tho. And they sometimes get comments.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
6 months
Post your B&W and tell me what decade you were born in. Born in the 70's
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
1 month
My husband usually does this job, but I think I did an alright job. 🤣 #carnivore #foodprep #meatheals #topsfordays #beef
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Finally coming together!! My little space! #fitgranny #fitness #trx
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
3.2 mile walk in the morning sunshine! Life is good! #fitgranny #morningwalks #sunshine #sunheals #fitness
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Sold 10 jars to the local butcher who is supplying the fat for me! Got 46lbs today!!
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
During COVID lockdowns I was teaching online. I was riding 30-60 miles a day, 6 days a week. (Totally over doing it) I did a century ride, and found the soreness of lifting weight better than the chronic pain. We also started to eat better.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
10 days
@genaughton57 Laughed all the way to the bank 🤣
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
My baby moves out today. The last of six. It's going to be quiet around here. 😭 #emptynester #theyreallgrownup
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
6 months
"sick and ill" was before carnivore. Healthy and happy is after carnivore. #nobloatinghere #yesipoop #carnivoresavedmylife #meathealsveggieskill
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@SBakerMD
Dr Shawn Baker 🥩
6 months
Just a red, bloated-looking guy who’s never felt better in his life 😂 Thanks for the shoutout (IG: MichelleMuench)
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
2 months
One year apart. I just see an inflamed, puffy person who found proper food for humans, who has now turned into a finely tuned machine! #meatheals #fueledbymeat #carnivore #fitgranny #backflex
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Full body workout Monday!! Granny getting some work done today!! #fitgranny #fitforlife #carnivore #builtbybeef #meatheals #fuelyourbodyright
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
11 days
Pemican bars are complete! They taste pretty good, but I have ideas on how to improve my method 🤣
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Leg day. My nemesis. 🤣 I do feel progress tho! These used to be almost impossible for me just a week ago. Now I'm able to finish the entire set without resting! #fitgranny #fitforlife #FitnessInspiration #carnivore #meatheals #poweredbybeef #feelingstrong #ificanyoucan
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Carnivore Granny
6 months
@AmDiabetesAssn @DaVita That's basically the opposite of what a diabetic should eat. I see you follow to rule of a a patient cured is a customer lost.
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
Only thing flat for me is my stomach 🤣
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@Philheinrich11
Phil Heinrich
4 months
@SamaHoole If you want to end your muscle gains, go flat, and lose strength, by all means do a keto diet! Muscles are 75% water and carbohydrates bond with water 3 grams to 1 to fill those muscles. Have fun!
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Carnivore Granny
7 months
I'm super sick of it. They harass me, call me names, call me a boy (I find that hilarious), and stalk my page. I just let them know they need a hobby because I must be living rent free in their heads. 🤣
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Dave Mac
7 months
Is it just me or are the anti-carnivore, anti-keto people on X getting more aggressive lately? @RhanBlaze @ValerieAnne1970 @carnivore_jt @SBakerMD @CaryKelly11 @carnivoremax @thelowcarb_rd
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
Another fabulous TRX upper body workout! Feeling strong today and everyday!! #fitgranny #trx #feelingstrong #carnivorestrong
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Carnivore Granny
4 months
My journey healing with food. 1: started making food from scratch. 2: cut out all processed foods and eating out 3: research the history of food and what is biologically appropriate. 4: hubs notices CD, and we start without pause. 319 days
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
Upper body this morning. Forgot to turn all the fans on. Lol. It's definitely summertime in the desert! #feelinghot #sweatymorning #fitgranny #trx #fitforlife #ificanyoucan #carnivore #fasted
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
Chilling in the pool all afternoon!! #itsmybday #takingtimeoff #fitgranny
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
@heylucymae1127 Beef, butter, bacon,and eggs. Eat until I'm full and eat again when I'm hungry. I don't track anything and you have to do what works for you.
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
Ok guys, this one is for you. Women love to spend tons of money on their looks. Make up, skin care, permanent make up, and those huge lashes. Is all that crap really a turn on?
Yes, can't get enough
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No, natural is beautiful
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Carnivore Granny
4 months
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Carnivore Granny
6 months
@2Swerdy Cancer can't grow when it isn't fed. What does cancer eat? Sugar. Stop the carbs and sugar and no cancer. Pretty easy
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Carnivore Granny
2 months
I suffered from chronic shingles on my arm (to the point where I couldn't wear sleeves, only tank tops) for over 8 years. I also got it on my stomach and face during that time as well. It was pure hell. The only relief I got after all that time is from going Carnivore. #meatheals
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Valerie Anne Smith
2 months
Shingles (Varicella Zoster Virus) was a devastatingly painful & uncertain time for us in 2016. At 24hrs in, we entered the ER, hoping for real help. We left the ER with nothing but a Prescription for Opiates, Valtrex Antiviral & a grim outlook of chronic lifelong nerve pain
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
3 months
Pull workout this morning. Getting excited for our one year Carniversary coming up this weekend! Taking the hubs to a Brazilian steakhouse to celebrate!! 🥳🥳🥳 #361dayscarnivore #carnivore #meatheals #fitgranny #fitforlife #trx #bodyweight
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Carnivore Granny
2 months
@M4ro0on @holisticgrenade As a former hygienist, it creates microscopic holes
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Carnivore Granny
1 month
Getting back into a new routine since the trip. Feeling strong after some extra upper body work this morning! What good are you doing for your body today?? #fitgranny #fueledbymeat #carnivore #meatheals #strong #fitforlife #ificanyoucan #noexcuses
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Carnivore Granny
4 months
First batch of tallow lotion is complete! #carnivore #fitgranny
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
@wilsonhlthcoach Girl, let me tell you, my cellulite went away! It's completely gone! So give it time, but I'm sure it'll happen for you too! 💗
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Carnivore Granny
4 months
@5MinuteBody Yup. Your body doesn't know the difference between natural sugar and processed.
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Carnivore Granny
29 days
Upper and abs this morning. Didn't want to, but got it done 💪🏻 #fitgranny #fitforlife #trx #carnivore #fueledbymeat
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
Had such a great 3 mile walk this morning! Even tho my morning started out shitty, I will remain positive! #mindcontrol #positivity #morningwalk
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
Meat heals!
@ValerieAnne1970
Valerie Anne Smith
3 months
It crushes me to hear Experts in Mental Health say patients can't change their diets because it's too DIFFICULT. The Old Me: Schizoaffective & out of touch with reality, tormented by self harm & suicidality, emaciated & organs failing, decades of deterioration & hopelessness
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Carnivore Granny
6 months
@GZzyzyx @CaryKelly11 Left is no saturated fat. Right is an diet of 80% saturated fat. I'm the healthiest I've been since birth. Why? Saturated fat saved my life.
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Carnivore Granny
19 days
Another day, another amazing TRX workout! Damn this feels good! #fitgranny #carnivore #ificanyoucan #beyourownhero #fitforlife #fueledbymeat
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Carnivore Granny
1 month
When it's not even 8am and already 90*, you know it's going to be a hot one today. #fitgranny #3milesaday #fueledbymeat #carnivore
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
@SummerDietitian Food is fuel. As soon as you bring emotions into it, it becomes an eating disorder.
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Carnivore Granny
4 months
Ever notice when coffee drinkers are told how toxic their precious coffee is, they turn into coffee defenders to the death? Dude, it's just a drink. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
Had a blast working prom minis with my hubby! ❤️
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
The weather is SO amazing, I don't want to go inside!
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Carnivore Granny
2 months
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@MrsKlawitter
Carnivore Granny
4 months
When your Carnivore ice cream was in the super cold freezer, you must sit it out before you stand any chance of getting a bite. 🤣
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Carnivore Granny
2 months
I have to say, I like the changes I've been seeing in my body. Finally getting the results I was looking for all that time before #carnivore #fitgranny #fitness #trx #getfit #workout #sundayfunday #ificanyoucan #fueledbymeat
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
Time under tension progress. I think it's working, but coming to an end. #fitgranny #fitness #backflex
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
What do you do when your dinner doesn't fill you up, and you didn't prep anything else. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ I guess my appetite is back. 🤣
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Carnivore Granny
5 months
@Matt_Bracken48 Also hides the human trafficking raid that happened yesterday.
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
Upper body workout, complete! Feels good to feel great again! #fitgranny #fitforlife #carnivore #meatheals
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Carnivore Granny
3 months
So Freaking Good #carnivore
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