Pharmaceutical Sales/ Athletic Capital Investing Advisor/ Sigma Nu 08’ / Racist / Divorced / Single / Father / Friend / Addict / Formely Known As Arthur/ 🐐
Hey bud….its art here, just wanted to let ya down easy….your uhhh girlfriend? Yeah so she may or may not have had sex with like 35% of the SEC. Solid head tho…stay strong brother.
This groups stats:
0 girls talked to
1 Gay picture taken
2 grams of shitty blow in each pocket
3 vodka waters all night
4 hours of WSP listened to
5 fags posing for a picture
Woke up violently hungover, crashed my car, broke my arm, got a dui AND SEEING THIS DUMB STINKY RAN THROUGH BROAD IS STILL WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!
#idontjustnotlikeyouifuckinghateyou
Just snorted Ketamine and cherry flavored coke. Keep in mind this was just minutes after hitting a vape with boobs on it. Say what you want about the world but I kinda love 2024.
#arthur
The game of golf has grown too far. Hell should freeze over before I can’t book a tee time on a Thursday at a private course. GTFO grandma go Knit an ugly sweater or something.
#Pissedoffarthur
Bored as fuck….time to throw on a Rolex datejust and Peter millar summer comfort and head on over to the local Dicks/Golf Galaxy and spend a minorities bi-weekly paycheck.
#BELIKEARTHUR
@KennyKarate1
I would quite literally open this kids mouth and fit it on a cement curb like cinderellas slipper. Saw him kissing a dude on the neck in the upstairs at moes. Crazy we let predators like this roam free
To come out of my suspension HOT I’m slugging wine while getting my feet rubbed by a minority. She’s like 12😂😂 I love Asians. I wish blacks had the same work ethic.
@JWentfederal
There’s something in that water in HOUGH HS. Never met a kid from Davidson that doesn’t have multiple things on their record and a couple addictions.
Realistically, a 40 year old with tattoos head to toe that likes to follow 20 year old guys back to there houses to snort drywall and talk politics who chain smokes cigarettes, bar hops and plays poker in a college town everyday having HIV makes total sense.
@69420yourmother
Bro nobody wishes they were you. Jerseys are cringey as fuck. Grow up. Maybe if you did more than bag and smoke cigarettes you’d have a jersey with your own last name on it. You probably wear a Tyler hero Miami vice jersey to rounders and think you’re god
Per sources S
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Jake Pope was first to test positive for mono and has since given it to the following Georgia Bulldogs
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#7
Lawson Luckie TE
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#15
Carson Beck QB
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Quintavius Johnson OLB
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Tate Ratledge OL
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CJ Allen ILB
#Georgiafootball
#ESPN
#WOJ
#CFB
@humpherndumpher
“Brooo so like tonight I was thinking oversized shirt that I have no idea what it says on it and then camo pants but I gotta go buy some real quick, oh then for shoes we’ll rip dunks duh hahaha bitches are gonna love this”
@larrylovespot
@JohnDadof7
So many questions to be asked here. First off why are you with that little niglet? Second off I want to commend you for buying yourself a frosty and not him. Third off why didn’t you whoop its ass?
@billyhandcock
Billy doesn’t miss. When this election gets rigged and we go to civil war, you’ll be able to find me in a small country drinking mojitos getting a back massage by a small foreigner with smooth hands