Mike Marlow 🌹 🇵🇸 @MKEMarlow Twitter profile

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@Hasbro Funny how people are freaking out over a toy that has always encouraged removing and swapping body parts.

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@m_older It's that romanticization of the mundane in Miyazaki movies that makes them so endearing to western audiences. We're so used to really exaggerated contrast of the normal and the fantastic. The fact that he can convey a sense of wonder for both is such an achievement.

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@freecialis2 Was it really a joy to the world that Barney was dead and that we barbecued his head? Did we need to add what happened to the body (we flushed it down the potty)? Around and around it goes...

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@Sadboi_jimbo @sour4pple No joke, right as I scrolled on this, I got a political campaign text from someone named Keith.

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@bencjenkins Imagine being the one after that and knowing you have to shut down a tenth of the world's economy for the rule of threes

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@1funeral2many @PetreRaleigh 14, and Dahmer had already been charged with molesting his older brother.

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@heavysweating I live a few blocks from Milwaukee's Smallest Bar which is just the alley between two other bars.

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@legit_scumbag Tell me you've only listened to Top 40 and Disney soundtracks without telling me.

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@wrinklefreelee Will someone please think of the landlords!!

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@tonyhawktruther You have to search "sexy no clothes"

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@ihatethewealthy "the minute"!? Ok, I probably shouldn't judge. We've all been there.

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@derek8185338005 Isn't this just Las Vegas?

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@CharlesFinch Conservatives (and that ESPECIALLY includes libertarians) love the whole "run government as a business line" then "hire" the people who show the most disdain for the job and process.

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@Disneyland2go I misread it as "IS waking up" and that was more intimidating in a way.

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@freshsessiion Poncho-friend be like:

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@dieworkwear @ToddHarold2 The way he throws that ass back. You just know he's a power bottom.

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@NYCTSubway @Saahil_Desai Jay Z!?

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@zakmcintyre @MBMBaM @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy My Brother, My Brother, a Brother and Me?

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@TheMcKenziest He played drums on this absolutely iconic tune.

Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good HQ (12" Remastered )

LP Remastered in highest sound quality 48.000 kHz / 32 bit Float,,, very good quality treble,,,,,I hope you enjoy this classic song of this excellent artist...

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@ShedVolans @JODIE_RAYGUN He was on his way to get an Italian beef.

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@TranslatedCats The way Hazel keeps looking back love ☺️

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@stanton_jones I'm a single dude who lives alone. I eat it straight out of the carton which is the best because after a few minutes, the outer edges are that perfect level of slightly melted.

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@aliencrisps Yeeah. Yeeah. Yeeuh. Yeah. Fuck Fourth of July.

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@capybaroness Guy is really hiding his ultimate shame: losing the role of the Mucinex booger guy.

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@aboynamedposh Nah, sneaking the title of John's biggest solo hit in the middle of that was deliberate and absolutely savage.

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@Sadboi_jimbo @sour4pple

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@equine__dentist You really teed that one up for him.

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@Gracchu00807675 @nerdjpg Damn, I was going to say custard, and I actually have a brain tumor.

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@brianoflondon You're totally right. All it takes to end oppression is for the oppressed to ask politely. Usually it's just a silly mix-up, and the oppressors didn't even realize they were doing it.

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@hausofdecline IMO, Anyone can try to joke about anything, but the success of the joke is the responsibility of the comedian and their relationship with the audience. That's a huge part of all oratory, ethos. If you're clearly punching down, of course you're going to fail.

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@BrandyLJensen @RheaButcher If you don't get it, it's more than the $600 difference(though that means a lot to do many) it's about the constant cycle of bullying for support, backpedalling when in office then gaslighting progressives as if they are selfish. It's predictable and it's going to lose elections.

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@morewingspls These were invented by birds to get revenge on humanity for feeding them rice until they explode.

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@Shnikkles Definitely watch the whole thing on YouTube. My favorite joke: "so we got Lady Gaga. What's next, Lord Googoo!?" *Makes face like he said the funniest thing ever*

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@nihilists4kpop @LegalizeRats Believe it or not, someone had the same thought seven years ago:

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@phosphor_glow It's amazing how much this broke my brain.

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@pattymo Classic. "Someone should tell that to Mama Mouse" is so good.

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@TheeFerringer Make Duluth the capital just as a weird flex

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@hausofdecline First they came for the "gender movement" but I couldn't do anything because they didn't know the difference between gender and sexuality.

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@drmistercody My religious terrorism is the only justified religious terrorism.

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@jenny_briar The demographic overlap that makes this joke work is fantastic.

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@ZeroSuitCamus Pretty sure this is a young Gremblo

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@Polygon "If you logged onto Twitter this Monday, you may have found yourself bewildered to see the words 'the cum pipe' trending on the social media site’s side bar." I didn't and I feel incredibly let down.

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@JustinMcElroy I meant to say part pangolin, but I like the idea that I'm now boxed into creating a character named Art Pangolin.

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@CNN I thought we were fighting this war over 2/3 of my lifetime for FREEDOM™

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@Hasbro Since this blew up, trans rights are human rights.

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@MZanona How much does the person who served her that sangria make?

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@michaelianblack @BasuraBlanca72 I just pictured a geriatric, rural Millenial in 2079 still wearing a MAGA hat, calling President AOC slurs and retweeting cyborg Ben Shapiro while romantically listening to Lil' Wayne and watching Pimp My Ride reruns on MTV: Golden Years. It sounds absurd, but it's actually not.

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@TolkienWonder The Sauron in Argentina one is amazing.

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@snotwurst420 At least these guys blink and don't stare into the camera straight into your soul with that weird Ray Liota always-looks-like-you're-wearing-eyeliner thing

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@MilesyWilesy Weren't the Toronto Raptors named by public poll in huge part due to the popularity of dinosaurs right after Jurassic Park came out?

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@journalsentinel Damn, the Kia Boys are stepping up their game!

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@stinkbugsmoking One time I saw a license plate that read "1MRCST" I spent my whole commute thinking the 1 was supposed to be an I and it was saying "I'm racist." As I pulled into work, I realized that it was supposed to be "1 more cost" as in "teehee, I can afford a second car. Yay capitalism!"

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@boygrrI This is worse than "please clap"

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@MilesyWilesy "The final selection—Toronto Raptors—was unveiled on Canadian national television on May 15, 1994:[1] the choice was influenced by the popularity of the 1993 film adaption of the 1990 science fiction novel Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton;"

Toronto Raptors - Wikipedia

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@AJ_i_Think @GifZelda After all of my pain, I am still just a link in a chain

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@BudrykZack My favorite episode of Family Guy is where Stewie and Peter stand motionless in front of static for 8 and a half whole minutes except for minute 6 when Stewie says "I'm a homosexual"

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@Leftylonghair @kerelious And that flip to ass-first into the windshield.

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@hausofdecline I've been saying for years that Babar is colonialist propaganda. However, this is still portraying Babar as a replication of European-style rule as "King of the Elephants." Despite giving up the trappings of European imperialism, he was politically incubated in its center.

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@shirtsthtgohard Imagine finding out about Mr. Boop through this shirt.

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@herosnvrdie69 Hey, but at least Biden stopped giving tax breaks to the rich...er...at least Biden stopped separating families at the border...er...at least Biden has made healthcare more affordable...er...at least Biden has cut spending to the military industrial complex...er...but...

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@dieworkwear I've heard "The Right can't meme," but "The Right can't dress" is new to me. I'm here for it. 👍🏻

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@TheAlexSylvian This is Jeff Lynne erasure.

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@GravelInstitute Please tell me more about how Democrats are the ones who aren't tolerant of/nice to Republicans.

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@butleriano He has a cushy job for some 2nd Amendment special interest group, so yeah the second one.

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@DonarioDonaled @shoe0nhead Only GameCube controllers

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@yamsnmac @bocxtop Never been to Hooter's, but I can't imagine any place has worse wings than BWW.

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@tonyhawktruther You didn't even mention the worst part which is that THEY'RE HOLDING A LAV MIC UP TO THEY'RE FACE

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@JustLemres The King

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@redpyrameadhead I keep a halberd under my pillow, yo.

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@chickengizzardy Jesus swept.

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@skatie420 Some PA definitely had to check that these weren't real websites.

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@ned_flaczynski Gulabi babies are very cute. Unfortunately, they kinda reverse ugly duckling.

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@JuliaLepetit Uh oh... "Welcome to Drawfee, I'm Nathan" "I'm Jacob" "I'm Karina" "Mmmbbblllrreemmmm, feed me the moistuuuuurrrreeeee"

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@ThreatNotation The long-awaited Marilyn Manson collab?

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@LindsayFromTX @ErinInTheMorn Well, she really doesn't do anything besides stand there and look at the camera (Republicans' views on how women should act?), so "co-staring" seems appropriate.

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@SuperMarioOOC85 At first, I thought he had a gun.

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@W9plus10 Why aren't there more The Alchemist Stans?

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@tonyhawktruther There was a long stretch of grass that went along the parking lot to the street. Someone sprayed something on the grass in the shape of a giant (like 30ish yards long) dong. Whatever they used burned into the ground and was there for months.

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@WereInHellYT Pronouns, Jerry! She/they, Jerry!

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@heckmanatee They couldn't have done it if Drugs hadn't blazed a trail before them.

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@KellytoyDK One more year, then I can fuck it.

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@BFryback Housing security is necessary for employment. Full stop. Employment is necessary for housing security. Full stop. Capitalism sucks. Full stop.

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@kathbarbadoro H.P. Lovecraft could've used this advice.

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@burialfetish No...fruits are for morning. Veggies for latter parts of the daym

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@shockproofbeats For how wrong all of this is, there is a certain accuracy to the idea that Roald Dahl would consider leaving one's socks on the floor an abominable moral defect that is in line with the original story (one kid's sin is that she chews gum for Christ's sake).

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@ryanposting What's worse? Benownst unbeknowns or unbenownst unbeknowns.

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@alifarhat79 You've never seen a guinea pig roulette/laundry basket emporium? They're a cornerstone of the community where I'm from.

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@thatfrood Anything by Fernando Botero makes me have a giggle fit, and I love that for me.

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@themouseyouknow I thought he was giving Pikachu a Bible and was wholly behind that.

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@equine__dentist But they were all of them deceived, for another gender was made. In the land of Wall Street, in the fires of NASDAQ, the Dark Lord J.P. Morgan forged in secret a master gender, to control all others.

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@siteprotagonist I should be clear: I hate the energy behind this litterbug

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