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@wrinklefreelee

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8 months

a lot people will say things like “you should have x by the time you are (age)” and literally none of that shit is true. life can and does throw curve balls that can derail you many times over. those expectations are the byproduct of modern society and as such are modern

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Men who are over 30: Give one piece of advice to men who are in their 20s. It can be about anything.

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so…if wages don’t go up…and housing prices keep rising….and we get jailed for being homeless…..who’s gonna pay the landlords’ rents……..? what’s the plan here

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7 months

put it up here

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Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

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What would you do with this space?

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6 months

happy international womens day

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one thing they don’t tell you in driving school is that it’s ok to miss your exit and get off on the next one and loop back, instead of coming nearly to a full stop in the middle of the freeway or careening across multiple lanes of traffic quickly to try to make it

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5 months

bro sounds like he’s taking poison damage lmfao

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1 year

is this anything

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8 months

dude looks like a cartoon bomb blew up in his face

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Tim Martin (Wetherspoons boss) will receive a knighthood Is anyone else confused as to why?

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who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef

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2 months

none of this makes any sense. they’re kinda murdering the same people they want to serve them?

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2 years

@legit_scumbag @CaseyJPod requesting my corpse to be used like this specifically. Please

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3 years

lmfao

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9 months

babe wake up, they released a new reaction jpeg

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@mrspanstreppon No you miserable bitch, I blocked you because I don’t have to tolerate your conspiracy theories anymore… You get so much wrong and you are so insane you need help! Go work on a AA meeting so you stop getting DUI’s and putting peoples lives at Rick you crazy compulsive drunk!

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@legit_scumbag @CaseyJPod security is escorting me out of their office as I’m trying to calmly demonstrate tge various poses I’d like to be exhibited in

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grabbed a cinnamon roll from the office break room because they were due for their 5 year reexamination. verdict: cinnamon rolls are still 🗑️. don't want em don't need em 🚮

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@LeftyLA25 lol it’s like they’re getting so greedy that they’re forgetting what happens if either no one can afford their products or no one is even available to purchase them

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people in these comments saying “except where I am, cuz you could add an hour to your trip”: ok well then pay attention and be prepared for when your exit comes 😭??? you gonna possibly kill ppl or make their lives extremely difficult cuz you weren’t prepared???? get a grip

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2 years

I am loosing my goddamn mind

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2 years

what would u do in this situation?

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@Brina_Lea yea :/

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7 months

why the hell not. who even cares anymore.

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7 months

@PilatesMilf you should step outside and get some fresh air ☺️

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8 months

i have an idea but i really don’t think anyones gonna like it

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@RealEstateMaxi

Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert

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8 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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2 months

hiding bluecheck replies with terrible opinions>>>>>>>>

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2 years

@briggityboppity lmao that’s how I ended up with him early this year

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3 years

@KelgoreTrout *goes on a weekend vacation* shit I gotta sell 411 cookies on Monday for $2 each

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3 years

@IHateMeatbags @Uosipaw he gets to feel one titty

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2 years

@legit_scumbag I know where everyones zooming in on this image

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@YaThatWorks

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@DukeMcFrenzy nahhh actually i’d rather almost unalive a few people, maybe hand out a couple heart attacks

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1 year

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. Hot sauce can permanently replace ketchup in literally all scenarios. Change my mind

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Ketchup isn't an option, what would you add to this breakfast?

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5 months

@ohDaveio i manage to look like i’m on the verge of death with literally none of the effort. seems like he’s wasting his time

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3 years

the Supreme Court is just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream

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@hotdogfungus 🤞

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@MKEMarlow i’d rather freaking not!!!!!!

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3 years

Checks out

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2 years

@JUNlPER no problem juniper, just go ahead and come in whenever the vibes are right 💯

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@CatTheKitten1 you would think!!!! i drive a bit for work and I see it at *least* once every single day

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@totallynuanced @legit_scumbag when you nutted centuries ago but she keep grinding

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@YammerPsaka i’d think so, I mean they still have their own mortgages to pay, cars to buy, vacations they wanna take, etc etc. can’t exactly pay for all that with land

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2 years

@punishedjules ok but what if it also said “shit not yourself”

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my oh my how the turntables…

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@JUNlPER they’re doxxing santa

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@bobbywittIII lol nice

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no way. Unreal. Fucking unreal

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@BirdRespecter @muddaub “i think i know what i’m doing” *dies* maybe she’s right…

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@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump Your love of primarily retweeting/quoting popular figures is a testament to your desire for attention

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2 years

what’s the dude equivalent of boobs

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it’s pretty fucked up how the trajectory of your entire life can drastically change if you simply fall down from STANDING and hit a part of your body the wrong way

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5 months

you guys ever think about what Liver King was like as a kid. like is this what he wanted to do when he grew up.

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@goodbeanhype @goodbeanalt "I'd rather be crying in a Mercedes than on a bike"

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@kellynotbrecht my favorite kind of breeze is a cross breeze

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can i come over and do this

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if any of you guys have a good video game clip that I could dub over with this audio PLEASE let me knowwwww 🙏

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10 months

girls will see this and be like “she just like me fr”

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Nature is Amazing ☘️

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Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole

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2 years

@drmistercody when will someone pay me a billion dollars to be an idiot 😔

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@Very__Regular well look on the bright side! at least you exerted yourself a little bit to make that

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@easterngoblin when u need a lil boost

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@NE0NGENESlS yes

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@staidindoors @Banjocatt why because you get a promo account dming you to reply to your own tweet with a dildo flashlight or whatever

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@Chinchillazllla @lgsorceress did they just straight up lie about a part of this story lol????

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@JUNlPER yeah I’m verified

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@baileymoon96 the “hi” right after a “we shouldn’t talk anymore, bye” just hits different

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@silvergelpen @benegotherit I lure em in with ol’ faithful

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my first thirst trap pic....go easy on me

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wow i can’t believe this

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just found this on reddit lmfao

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@dulce_muse it’s the thing that gets you 3 apes, duh 🙄

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check out my wife-to-be-in-like-4-hours dawg im so lucky

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@Chinchillazllla @Gen_Why_Ent oh hell yeah those dudes rock

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what should I do witj this space up here??

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@danglinghemmie I bet she used this

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@Chinchillazllla @Gen_Why_Ent so you’re telling me they literally hitch rides everywhere and have no “natural” wild habitat??

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@dayv @benegotherit I think that’s just part of the shtick, prob not many people wanna top a monster cuz I think that fantasy presumes the monster is dom by nature

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@whip_poor_wont honestly? I’m guessing it would pull like a dr strange moment and open up two portals: one directly in front of the spray, the other in front of your eyes, thereby causing you to spray yourself

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was he just a nobody for like the first 50 years of his life or whatever then just got massively infamous lmao. i wonder what other jobs he tried

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next time i see a post questioning the utility of a space, you can bet your ass im putting this whole thing in it

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2 years

tfw youre a whole grown-ass man making a custom 2 minute video in response to a 19 year old’s tweet

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Andrew Tate

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Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life ❤️

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i am loosing my goddamn mind

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im loosing my goddam mind

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@ProtonInspector @stablestrategys i mean isn’t putting ingredients together in some way and then frying them in a pan kind of Cooking’s whole thing

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im on his radar

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@Axshrnwjakf im not sure why. its just a weird looking space…

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@SaferHaywood I can’t take this anymore

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remember him? he died in late 2015 from a drug overdose

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@RILPERSONA Sometimes I have difficulty opening a bottlecap with both hands, no blindfold

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@briggityboppity it’s because the cops were too defunded to care 😔 Biding’s America

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@pierrearnold @Justsome66 @lookabee83 real boss move to pay for something that’s free

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@SonyaShaykhoun @AndrooHiss @jules_su @brandrroyo I can’t believe you’re just firing all these off. Pretty amazing

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late night talks hit different on one of these

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