The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski Twitter profile

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30 days

This is a beautiful message, but it’s important to acknowledge that—while there’s nothing wrong with his appearance—it’s possible the child wasn’t deserving of love for other reasons

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Actually it's this one

Freddy vs Jason Funderberker

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3 years

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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Hey man it was nice catching up. Now taste my blade

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4 months

Yupp

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29 days

@lunch_enjoyer He might have been greedy and gluttonous for all we know

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2 years

Nice notions. Preconceived?

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8 months

This is why you aren’t supposed to hit them with a special mallet

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8 months

The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are

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2 years

@tamphopho ma'am just get him headphones

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6 months

I love when a car honks and the other car honks back. Yes! Kill each other!

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2 months

Thought I saw an incredibly small man but it was just a boy

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5 months

It’s so cool how ropes are made from smaller ropes. How far down does it go…

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5 months

Wire steel rope formation

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4 months

Is there a muppet in Coldplay

الكسندرا ميراي🇵🇸

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4 months

Some dude tried to storm the stage at a Coldplay concert to wave the Israeli flag, he fell and broke his ribs. Ala al-baghi tadur al-dawair...

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2 months

Been getting into French twitter

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11 months

Complete and utter humiliation. A total disgrace

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11 months

ゔぉえっ

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2 years

They said a white boy could never turn two slices of cheese into one slice of cheese with twice the area using only two cuts

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1 year

I like how they replaced six pack rings with these things that have 100x as much plastic and are worse to use

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2 months

These guys are completely fat and disgusting

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2 months

We need to start letting superheroes look like this again enough with the dehydration

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1 year

I’ve made a revised version of the yin-yang symbol that doesn’t have all that nasty yin

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2 years

Remembering health goth obama

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1 year

@Sturgeons_Law The sissy cry of the bald eagle is our great national shame

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2 years

@mertcentury Conservatives in the northwest think Seattle is not a safe place to be lmao

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4 years

@GrimKim As someone from rural america just wanna say this isn't eveyone's experience. Where I'm from it was meth, not heroin

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4 months

She’s holding the entire Switch but looking up as though it’s in TV mode. It’s time for the gamer community to turn on Hunter Schafer

hunter schafer gallery.

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4 months

hunter schafer for vogue.

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11 months

My fists are named Research and Development

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7 months

It smells like wrongbabe in here

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29 days

My gnome buddy looks like this next to herons today

🦕 thegaminghyena 🦖 🇵🇸

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reminder that up until 1500 bc humans had to deal with giant herons

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2 years

man’s most perfect creation

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2 years

I love when the lord giveth but I don’t really like when he taketh away

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1 year

My mom sees this owl every day and calls him her BFF

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9 months

French people must be so pissed that the “lingua franca” is English. Humiliating

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1 year

Oh you’re a runner? That’s cool, what from?

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4 months

(Gesturing broadly at nothing in particular): There’s a lesson here

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3 years

@Richard57941301 me and my friends called it "raple story"

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4 months

The oscilloscope is far and away one of the most classic machines/devices

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4 months

(Trying to be supportive of my friend but I have a bad therapist): Hey man, it’s like my therapist said—sometimes you just have to shove those feelings deep down inside

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3 months

I love a well written character with well written lore and trauma

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3 months

Which character is this ⁉️

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5 months

The last thing you see before bonding with your buddy

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1 year

Here’s a little tip from a fella who knows a thing or two about lumberjacking: If you’re moving something heavy and circular, you should roll it instead of carrying it on your shoulder

Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗

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1 year

Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?

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1 year

@hastifliche Maybe that’s why they were burning it?

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5 months

The speed limit should be 5

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3 years

@kicknyrgios @daveloach2 did some googling for deets and learned this device is called the "wheel of death"

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2 years

Oh FUCK yes. There are updates available for my computer!

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3 years

Many men are too self conscious to moan during the first coffee of the day

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@ned_flaczynski

6 months

Aristocratically eating Doritos over a pile of remote controls

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A bunch of you have been trying to convince me that Aristocrats actually came from the Warrior Class. Listen, I don't care what you read in your little peasant books, I do not read about aristocracy, I live it. Keep your book.

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The day after I watched the Northman, I entered a drug-fueled berserker state weeding my garden in the rain. My muscles rippled as I savagely tore whole villages of weeds from the earth, letting out a bestial roar

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There’s something deeply trustworthy about authorized personnel

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2 years

@stokestheorem lmao. I’ve heard dark rumors Russia and Iran have war dolphins as well, there’s probably a whole secret war going on down there

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2 years

This is huge for fans of traffic patterns

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5 months

Me stopping to say one last thing before I leave forever

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Young elephant seal bull heading to the water 🦭🌊

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2 years

made 3.5 gallons of veggie stock the other day

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3 months

@JonathanAKRolfe @lachancenaomi27 Lesson: there’s a lot of money in mass murder and colonialism

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3 months

Don't make me tap the sign!

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8 months

Am I the only one here who remembers when Grandpa took me to the aquarium when I was 6?

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3 months

My expression of stony resolve will NEVER soften (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell,

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2 months

@tonyhawktruther I’m cracking up right now thinking about some possibilities here

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4 months

I’ve liberated the mirrors off so many parked cars

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4 months

Stay strapped

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1 year

Gun to your head name a word without the letter “A” in it

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6 months

Oh my god… he said my sink is “awesome”… I installed that sink myself. I’ll be riding this high for a while

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6 months

There's a plumber at my house right now, so I'm trying to strike the perfect balance of seeming handy and knowledgeable myself, but respectful of his expertise

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You’re bullying me your honor

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Blondes are protestant and brunettes are catholic

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@RadishHarmers I could easily explain my dissertation to a fifth grader over the course of about 20 years of increasingly specialized education

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3 years

@justinboldaji The addition of shadows everywhere is another thing that really bugs me

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6 months

Hey man, are you picking anything up on your sensors?

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4 months

They did this to him just for driving a Prius

NBC Los Angeles

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Watch Live: SWAT standoff closes 91 Freeway in Orange County

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1 year

Titanium is basically the gold standard for cool-sounding materials

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My doctor said for a little extra he can make me “more than healthy”

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5 months

Homie what province you from?

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1 year

@KvotheTheArcane @Linku_PL @nytimes They called this a consequence of Russian aggression in the excerpt you just posted smart guy

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@metalgearobama

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2 years

Nothing makes you go “hmm” like shit that’s intriguing

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$15 chocolate bar that has a toilet on it

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4 months

I have solved NYT Spelling Bee with a technique that finds every word, every time. The strat is to try every combination of letters starting at length four and moving up from there

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@ColdBeachTweets Gotta love a band that's just two guys, both on electric guitar

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1 year

6 x 13 is one of the last open questions in arithmetic. There’s a few theorized solutions but none have been proven definitively

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@BivouacChillin Why didn’t birds in hot environments think of this already in the past 80 million years

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Giraffes don’t get enough credit for how big they are

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7 months

Yes, it leads to a basket, but at what cost to the communal spirit?

subscribe to the state of the league patreon

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7 months

never forget castro spamming the euro step so much that it made Che Guevara question his commitment to the revolution

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Yeah I was a gifted kid, mostly on Christmas and my birthday I’d get a few

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10 months

True to form

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2 years

Your analysis is tainted by bias most foul

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Last day of Hogust…

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2 years

We’re living through an age of plenty. Plenty of crap and BS that is!

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2 years

There is no such thing as a friendly reminder. A reminder is an inherently violent act

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My favorite Spanish word is hamburguesa. It’s beautiful

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Can’t wait

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2 years

What would you do in this situation?

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3 years

@kleinstille I have a feeling you might get along with this lady…

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7 months

It’s nice reading this knowing my own grand vizier is completely trustworthy. I bet he’s only in the first chat

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3 years

@rainyshore "anyone else plotting against their sultan ? 😳" You have been kicked from grand vizier chat You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)

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The only “pump and dump” I’m guilty of is pumping toxic waste into local waterways and dumping trash in the quarry

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10 months

This kid’s code sucks

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10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

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2 years

Experts consider the Pacific to be the world’s largest ocean

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9 months

Just saw a little boy run down the snowy street in front of my house, laughing and playing. I HATE HIM!!!

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10 months

Texting teens are using “wrt” as slang for “with respect to”

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2 years

First option looks perfect for me

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2 years

My mom’s oven has an “oven” button you have to press to use the oven

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My Protestant ass loves doing a good job at work

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1 year

So cool they have a recovering porpoise population in the Yangtze River. It’s such a photogenic creature that’s appeared in profile pics we know and love…