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They told me I had to remove 'Harvard grad' from my bio or I would be sent to jail for lying

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the demo for my game SHOP KEEP is now available
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poly people are NOT waking up at 8 am
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Tori Thee Goddess ๐Ÿ’œ
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$180 for this btw lol
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oh you thought this was a rabbit
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Anne Chovy
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naw this things crazy
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i was scared at first too but they arent actually purple its just the lighting
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I am so deeply unsettled by this picture where everyone is the same exact color with the same exact body fat percentage
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is she just now finding out about kate bush
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@j32pmxr i didnt buy it moron
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@ds00za $50 tops and itโ€™d be kinda clever
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really embarrassing how easily the koch heiress Hannibal Lectered this journalist
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Brooks Barnes
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Elizabeth Koch is a part of the vilified Koch dynasty. Worrying about what people think pushed her to the brink of insanity. Now, she wants to help people understand their debilitating "Perception Boxes." She spoke to me for her first big profile:
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beautiful day. i should be indoors generating profit
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what did obama take off his shelf before hopping on the zoom call
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@MKUltraMilk its not even that really you can easily buy a REAL bedframe for less than this some people are just suckers for a scam
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Just Let Him In
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thought this was the coolest lesbian i had ever seen but its just a guy??
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jesse pinkman if he was never abused by walt
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keep this close by for reference
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@maebrussellhead thats from a spring mattress or a boxspring not a bedframe
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@SummerKitty2890 sorry im trying to delete i dont know how to delete
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not the apple cider vinegar community coming for katy perryโ€ฆ
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eBay jackets & hats
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ratioed + wasnt even trying
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@ZeroSuitCamus love how the graphic designer assigned to this sketch just could not be bothered to add an actual timestamp
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nothing to plug and i stole this screencap lol
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these options are wild
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@MitsyBitzy what was hateful about my post mitsy
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โ€˜Hitler Logoโ€™
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Soundgarten Of BanBan
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I love how in Hey Arnold the Nazis had a frowny face on their arm band instead of the Hitler Logo
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forgot to say that yesterday i interrupted a sniffies group session at the williamsburg whole foods restroom
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so far overwhelming response says anime figurines.anyway donate to your local protest bail relief fund and youโ€™ll do more for the cause than he has
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asking a gay couple which ones the bret easton ellis and which ones the todd
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fave 30 rock joke maybe idk
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crazy how futuristic teslas are. this one just cried when i keyed it
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maybe the nicest way ive been called a dumbass
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didnt care about it when it was on but by turning it off theyre doing black mirror stuff to us
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spochadรณir
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theyโ€™re turned it off. weโ€™re back to a time where the only portal to New York in dublin is finding a yank in the temple bar thatโ€™s up for a green card marriage
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@curtboidarbo thats right
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please stop engaging with this im afraid shes going to see it and be mean to me
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@hottwinklawyer methed up twink call her tina fae
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@misandrism it barely even did anything fun & im convinced most people that took it frequently hammed it up
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Marianne Williamson
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I just deleted a picture of Hitler that I learned was photo shopped. I apologize. Too much coffee.
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tried to read tolstoy but i got soooo far and bud light year wasnt even showed up yet
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@BetaODork "my friend vermont"
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@Phrontrowalpine @GUNMTLM3 @Tesla @elonmusk why do you think the op cares about that right now? stop white knighting tesla in their replies its not the time or place
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The Beach Boys 2.0 where every mention of a car is replaced with โ€œgaming laptop.โ€
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lol
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remember 2012 when every fish looked like this
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found a good deal on bread
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oh my god
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how do these psychos even find a partner to have this problem with
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A demonstration of the body scanners that are coming โ€” in as soon as 90 days โ€” to the New York City subways.
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why canโ€™t they leave us alone
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@reindeereks you should have
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@Ovadyah @IDF seems like it fits perfectly well
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merry christmas!
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she went over there to spread chaos. love her
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@homeofsexuals always feel weird about when two brothers both gay
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shes modeling
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just cheap tacky and lazy
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@hawkriver you might be literally the only person on this website defending this journalist if im reading your tweet correctly. congrats on that if so
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this color palette reminds me of waking up from a nap and not knowing what time or year it is
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this is how normal people use this website
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@vrunt cant reveal. blackmailing for mets seats
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@MitsyBitzy ok thats fair yeah
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@thomaschattwill i go to the nice neighborhoods in manhattan and blow my rancid joints putrid smoke at rich people just for fun
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dont remember enough of vine to defend it but the platform was worth it just for โ€˜zach stopโ€™
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vine is not funny when u rewatch it iโ€™m so sorry
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theyโ€™re doing spotify wrapped for groceries in england now
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This is the single most pathetic moment of my entire life
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@ZeroSuitCamus got that active shooter alert drip
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tfw you get a lil bit too into the fun little project and it accidentally becomes your magnum opus
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And @siteprotagonist made me this gongeous cake ๐Ÿ˜
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say it loud say it proud
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@edibleArngement @In_your_sky @Aella_Girl @altyeahright1 you can tell hes ugly just by his stick figure
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the trojan horse was actually a really good gift once all those guys got out of it
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nft fart jar heart attack woman got a toe the size of a damn hoof
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i found it
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@alecrobbins capsulesโ€ฆ he invented pokemon
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@NikePS5 why are ppl coming at you for this at all tho like โ€œWell itโ€™s a good thing you arent a creative director then.โ€ over a pic of colin farrell be fr
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not my neighbor...
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@briangresko @Slate insanely weird article man. and did you think about what happens when your kids peers find this
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successfully taught my dog to hate art
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@alecrobbins theres no way you can deny the chicken is being tricked
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two big hits from HBO this season: nuclear disaster show and Chernobyl
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me whenever i visit my grandpa in The Villages, FL
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@gayydann
dan atella VERSACE ๐Ÿ’œ
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Forget the โ€˜sluttyโ€™ waists, where are the beefy legs at??
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would you hire this man ?
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just saw Primer
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@AMacAttak @Conqy @dilemmv thats probably why they highlighted it and posted it
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CORNER TOILET OF LUCK AND FORTUNE rt for 100 years of prosperity
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the flatwoods monster is not only my favorite cryptid but ALSO a drag icon
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look what theyve done to me
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@truncjon @_jasonpen @DumbWeber @helen @ByYourLogic they are good at war. its this long by design
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got @vrunt and @alecrobbins to star in my first short film, โ€œHeads or Tailsโ€. hope you all enjoy!
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