@shotabedo
there's an insect that literally lays new babies so it can get pregnant off them because it's necessary for its reproduction cycle, human rules do not apply to bugs lol
@doctorbaixue
"No guys, see, enjoying fiction is only bad if it's SEXUALLY enjoying it, that's why we're not the next puritan censorship movement" π
@lightmyacid
i don't understand what the us gains from supporting this... is it like a "well we have to support colonialism or else we prove our roots are bad" kind of thing???
@LaughterHaver
this will never happen again.... set autoreply to everything with "yes: kung pao chicken & orange chicken, Chow Mein Side, Bag of Cookies, and Dr Pepper"
@MaxGuillotine
@JamrockHobo
I was getting the impression that their critique of communism is they have the audacity to think a small movement can suddenly reinvent the world in a short time, they make a lot of jokes about how ineffective that mindset is
@UsingCigarettes
@boople__snoot
i dont think it's a problem, yams dont need to be refrigerated and it's prepackaged anyway, somebody can just pick it up and put it back when they walk by, it's probably a great excuse to take just a little bit longer finishing another task
@JermHimselfish
there once was a man from nantucket,
who went and bought a cybertrucket,
but when it arrived, his excitement had died,
it had turned out that he could not fuck it
@sumitomedia
maybe im finally being a party pooper but this shit is so annoying, like "thank you, i realize i made a mistake 3 years ago, glad we get to remember it every 2 weeks" like my brain doesn't already remind me of every mistake ive ever made
@charlubby
i get so sick of people thinking im trying to guilt trip them, i just cry easily, i still want to work it out, i just feel bad if i messed up
paras can we agree that simba thelionking was very groomable? not only was his uncle able to convince him he killed his own dad, but a gay couple convinced him to eat bugs, and also he fell in love with the first girl he saw since childhood
@x2Twotime
@fallenchungus
you know what, coming from the homestuck community im not surprised, everyone acted like karkat back then (edgy teens saying things just for shock value), i do think he's changed as a person though now
@cultofthelamb
community note: do not throw out beanie babies 1 they are collectors items and 2 they love you and 3 they will love your new friends too
@wheatleytism
Once everybody realizes all terms are relative to other arbitrary terms and nothing has the same definition for every person maybe we can finally get some work done
@VoicesByZane
was it an actual film photo or a jpeg? if she wanted it blown up huge she should have brought the film negative to a professional photography shop, they would actually be able to biggify it if they had that, but if it was printed with a store bought printer then no dice
@HatokTalk
I love how people pretend not to care but then deep dive into the lore to find out the "true biological sex" of a character who nobody ever really thought wasn't a girl in the history of the game until now
@alicemazzy
i dont even have to say anything because the jokes honestly write themselves, i feel like even the average person can realize how abysmal this code is to read just from the gut reaction they'll have even looking at it
@razmyberryz
this is one of the saddest jokes in the series, i think it's incredibly out of character, jack studied for his entire life to become the strongest warrior, he should be self confident enough to kick ass in any outfit, but maybe I'm reading the character wrong?
I will stand for what I believe about paraphilias until such a day that I am proven wrong, but I continue to be proven right by therapists and researchers that healthy coping mechanisms are important
@CennyAD
I'll use my amazing precognition powers to predict every response from antis: "ok animal f**ker" (cause whenever they hear a real argument their brain turns off so they don't have a chance to think too hard and fry a circuit)
@SamAburime
i wish boy scouts wasnt like that cause the idea of teaching kids survival skills is based and pog but the idea of scoutmasters having basically unlimited access to the kids w no accountability is not
@a_Gentle_Giant
see the problem ith doing it this way is your partner will now have to pee in about 5 minutes, so you'll have to take care of that for them too, but then you'll have to pee in 5 minutes, so it will infinitely loop