what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
watch cocomelon. watch a mr beast video. play on your ipad. eat some dry cheerios. throw most of them on the ground. scream for no reason. shit in your diaper.
found my coworkers twitter he tweets things like "i need mia goth's feet in my mouth" and "she philly on my cheese until i steak" to his 9 followers daily