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Trampled down Death by death.

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I have multiple questions

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Here is my 3rd born? Can any reformed bro let me know if he’s sinning here or not? What type of punishment should I apply?

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Bob was a praying Christian. He graduated to glory on Feb 10th. He left the 100+ million dollar company to his employees. The workers created the value. He paid them their just wages. Be like Bob.

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Actually infuriates me that this dude’s church didn’t teach him better than this. Yes, even people who make bad decisions are our neighbors. Even our enemies. Sinners too. Thieves too. Even *gasp* Samaritans.

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The Babylon bee guys unleashed a hoard of trolls on me — and I learned one thing: they all want Jesus to tell them it’s ok to kill. The American myth of redemptive violence is alive and well. Their violence-addled brains fantasize about murdering all the time. So scared.

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8 months

Actually infuriates me that this dude’s church didn’t teach him better than this. Yes, even people who make bad decisions are our neighbors. Even our enemies. Sinners too. Thieves too. Even *gasp* Samaritans.

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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2 years

@PastorBenMarsh The Marxist in me says:

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1 month

Me singing both parts of “it is well (with my soul)” at church

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6 months

Jesus to the Apostle James when he asks for a seat right next to him in the Kingdom:

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25 days

@Garcia_Replica @CdnMnrchyRspctr What an incredibly effective way to turn people away from the Gospel - just unlovingly blowing up every encounter like that. Be normal for Jesus.

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@everytimeicash @matthewesp

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2 years

Pastors, encourage your congregants to use the church building for their major life functions. Not just weddings, but birthday parties, family reunions, graduation parties. don’t charge them anything. In fact sponsor part of the party. Pay for the piñata‘s. thank me later.

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5 months

I don't know this man from Adam, but he is spitting truth here. And I imagine at great cost.

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5 months

Pastor Loran Livingston tore the church up with this one.

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9 months

@spellgage I’m gonna need her to be more obvious with her intentions

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1 year

Hamas killed 1200 people - most of them civilians. Israel has since killed 1800-2900 Palestinians - most of them civilians. If you can’t say both of those things are evil and wrong, as a Christian, I’m not sure we’re reading the same book.

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3 years

I need it to be darker. I need it to be grittier.

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1 year

Ladies, your HUSBAND & your FATHER are arguing. Your husband wants to leave. You steal your fathers idols & head to the hills of Gilead. Your FATHER catches up with you all & wants his idols. Fearing death, when he comes into your tent, you sit on them. What's do you say to him?

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Ladies, your HUSBAND and your FATHER are arguing. Your husband says “go get in the car.” You father says “sit down.” What's your next move? 👀

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It doesn’t seem particularly hard to say: (1) Hamas targeting civilians is evil (2) Israel’s treatment of Palestinians has been and continues to be evil (3) Christ is always on the side of widows, orphans, immigrants, and the poor and stands against all violence and empires.

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7yo: since God is both male and female, if God got married it would be gay either way. 11yo: God is non-binary. 13yo: male and female are part of the image of God, but God is not male nor female. Me:

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3 years

Tell your church/pastor if you’re leaving and going to another church. They hold a place in their hearts and minds for you as one they are spiritually guiding. When you leave without saying anything it creates confusion and anxiety.

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2 years

@dalepartridge Jesus: "there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can." Paul: "...they who refrains from marriage will do better." Why are you so far off from Jesus and God's Word?

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1 year

In light of the Cr*wder video, A LOT of Christian men are learning that how they talk to their wives in their comp marriage is ugly and monstrous in the light of day.

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2 years

@mikeduncan @TableDesNuits

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Sodom and Gomorrah is not about homosexuality. This story is a great litmus test for a religious figure. If they think the primary issue isn’t hospitality, than they: (1) haven’t sufficiently studied and/or (2) are too shaped by western culture wars and/or (3) pornified brain

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“If an American soldier forces you to bake a cake for a gay wedding, bake two” -Jesus, probably.

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@Komaniecki_R expecting me to be omniscient is actually ablest af

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1 year

@emmerpope The impression is so good the feds are coming to get you for identity theft

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1 year

I think a bunch of my students used ChatGPT for their papers. Zeroes for everyone. 😭😭😭 Lotta “contentious”/“controversial questions” leading to “creativity” and “critical thinking”.

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1 year

"He died for our sins" is NOT the same thing as "the Father punished the Son on the cross with the penalties we were supposed to receive". Stop trying to force Penal Substituion into the Fathers. It's not there.

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2 years

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4 years

@bluesawadeshoes Dang!! Viral! Killing it. I got my first gym membership ever. Went 5 days a week. In some of the best shape of my life. Closed immediately. No website or Facebook updates. First I tried not to regain the weight. Then only half the weight lost. Finally bought a hone elliptical.

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2 years

@BornAKang Him:

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1 year

@LauraRbnsn I actually, in the least creepiest way, would love to get more information on this. I think you’re dead right and also how? Did people in the room/bed just know it was happening and everyone pretended otherwise? Sneak out to the field in between the two sleeps?

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6 months

Don’t claim to love hip-hop if you don’t know who this group is

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1 year

Don’t let complementarianism convince you it’s the older doctrine. It’s novel. Brand new. Newer than egalitarianism.

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9 months

@spellgage “I thought you just liked sewing and were bored.”

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7 months

The surprising things I have encountered in the last 24 hours making white, American evangelicalism (my people) furious: — FAITH - at the end of the day, their trust is ultimately in a gun for safety & salvation — HARM -I’ve never had so many “Christians” wish harm on my family

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10 months

@LauraRbnsn “Would cost if every step of the process was human” is such an important phrase and point. So much of our comfort relies on inhumanity.

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@WomanDefiner @SwannMarcus89 hey everyone, this guy think country's are poor because of their people's lack of hard work

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11 months

Why is “in” in quotes?

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3 years

I got you, fam.

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7 months

“OH YEAH, WHY DID JESUS TELL THEM TO BUY SWORDS IN LUKE 22:36?!” Why did you stop reading at 36? He tells you in the next verse. “For I tell you.” It’s to make his arrest valid. So he would be “counted among the lawless.” The weapons make him look guilty. Like a revolutionary.

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8 months

The Babylon bee guys unleashed a hoard of trolls on me — and I learned one thing: they all want Jesus to tell them it’s ok to kill. The American myth of redemptive violence is alive and well. Their violence-addled brains fantasize about murdering all the time. So scared.

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1 year

Every time I lecture on family I get my most personal and pleading. Boiled down, I say these 5 things: (1) Our definition of family is VERY new in the scope of humanity. Too small. (2) You are not enough people for your future spouse/children - as lovely as you are.

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9 months

Do you all remember in May ‘22 when IDF shot & killed a Palestinian-American Christian reporter (Shireen Abu Akleh), lied about it, later admitted it, attacked the pall-bearers at a Christian hospital, then attacked the hospital with stun grenades injuring staff & patients?

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2 years

Bruh.

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1 year

@NateWorthington @dennisswender @TomBuck Not only did those other dudes not kick him out of the building or picture — they gave him a place of prominence. A gathering that has Nazis is a nazi gathering.

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The largest of the 5 turf churches in Iceland - Saurbæjarkirkja. Christ has and will be glorified long before and after us.

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1 year

It’s very upsetting that a lot of guys on the right are big sad the Allen TX mall shooter was a neo-nazi. This isn’t a game. This isn’t a fun political debate. These aren’t tally marks for your policies of choice. These are our kids’ lives.

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I disclosed to my university students for the first time this semester that I’m a pastor. One student: I could kinda tell by your mannerisms and the way you communicate hard things in a way that is still comforting. Me: 😊😊

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5 years

The cross bids you come and die... but sometimes it straight up comes and finds you.

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3 years

I got to baptize my daughter Junia today! Happy Pentecost, everyone!

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7 months

Guns in homes hurt families way more than protect! Gun in home correlates to: - 7x higher rate of homicide by partner - 84% of those victims are female - no decease of stranger homicide - 50% ⬆️ in general female suicide - 4x ⬆️ in female suicide by gun

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1 year

"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" is antichrist. From Satan himself. There is a better way.

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Fox News's advice for life in America: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

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1 year

@Andy35o squirt both of them with my new super-soaker (which is what started the argument).

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1 year

It will never not be funny to me that my Lord and Savior's name is Josh.

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2 years

@NeilShenvi When it comes to child predation, I’m more concerned with “straight men” than anyone who identifies with queer theory. The stats bear out this argument is coming from a glass house.

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7 years

Watching @AprilDRyan on the news right now. Thanks for being who you are!

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7 months

When a random dude tells a woman to smile: “believe it or not, straight to Jael”.

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1 year

@LauraRbnsn That’s the great thing about small houses, people leave them during the day because they’re not a lot of fun or very comfortable. I can see that for sure. Outside intimacy is willlldddd. Which lends to you point about our ideas of “normal”.

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3 years

“I permit no Southern Baptist TheoBro to teach or have authority over me. He is to keep silent.” 1 Jaymes 2:12

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4 years

@calebsaysthings They couldn’t even understand the context of a conversation they started 😂😂😂

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6 months

You sold your birthright blessing and now the stew is gone

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1 year

@ozymomdias Amen. I will go so far as to say (1) it’s anti-social behavior (2) it’s actually really healthy for us to do things we don’t want and (3) for people of faith, love of neighbor should be a top shelf concern.

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2 years

@SyphroJ @Fors18er @Shooty_McBooty @PetriClub Everyone’s hero is someone else’s bad guy.

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2 years

@cindy_decker @ZacharyCWagner Hi I’m clippy. It’s my job to help you navigate this difficult topic. Jesus definitely died on the cross. Quicker than anticipated. Was this helpful?

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@LauraRbnsn One of my spiritual mentors was a social worker turned episcopal priest. He said the hardest part of social work was that no matter how bad the abuse, kids always wanted to stay with their parents.

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@Paul_Patrick24 @joshua_boe he wasn't actually

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Jesus glowing between Elijah (prophets) and Moses (the Law). God the Father to the disciples: that’s my beloved Son. Listen to him. American evangelicals: BUT THE VERSES THAT JUSTIFY MY DESIRES TO KILL PEOPLE ARE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT.

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@AlanSmi36416658 @Garcia_Replica @CdnMnrchyRspctr He said that phrase to his disciples. To gentiles, sinners, and outsiders he wasn’t so harsh. Have you read the gospels?

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@Cobalt142 @cons_owned

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🚨 @PhilVischer has cancelled all his weekend plans.

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2 years

@FiveThirtyEight NFL= 8 home games MLB = 80 home games often in the middle of the weekday. We solved it!

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1 year

@LauraRbnsn “Hey mom or dad, if my prayer shawl is hanging above the door, don’t come in.” “Likewise, kiddo”. Bruuuhhhhh

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@DC4Life1288 @CNN Or the most populated and closest to the outbreak source - but keep thumpin’ those partisan talking points.

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1 year

You’re staying home sick from school. Price is right just got over. While you heat up some Campbells chicken noodle you go to pick one of these. Which one you picking?

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(3) Parenting will be one of the hardest things you do. The only parenting hack is living close to family who cares and helps. (4) Raising children to chase financial success is a recipe for unhappiness (for parents/children). Raise children you want to spend time with as adults

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3 years

A few months ago I sent out an email with the themes for the current sermon series. I asked if anybody wanted to preach. Today’s sermon was from a woman who had never done public speaking before. She preached on rest. Crushed it. Pastors, offer the laity a chance to do the stuff

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He thought he was doing something but, as always, the Holy Spirit reveals all truth. “Christ is proclaimed in every way, whether out of false motives or true; and in that I rejoice.”

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2 years

@morganstrehlow clicking the tongs twice before grilling for no reason

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1 year

@yannispappas C’mon man. He asks questions like Tucker asks questions. They aren’t good faith questions.

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2 months

My chill turkish shooter (Yusuf Dikeç) meme collection — a 🧵. (Add to it please).

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Biden doesn’t have to campaign and the Supreme Court gave him immunity. Time to: - cancel student loans - medical debt relief - tax billionaires - regulate assault rifle style guns - stop backing Palestinian genocide

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"Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees." I read this quote recently. Attributed to St. Gregory of Nyssa. LOVED IT. It seemed so good. Too good🧐. I went digging. 🧵1/6

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Jael approaching a sleeping Sisera

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@JosiahHawthorne These SBC folks are like “we hold the truest and oldest doctrine”. Brother in Christ, Mac computers are older.

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To be sure, I ran my prompt through ChatGPT and what do you know? I was given a paper that looked IDENTICAL to these with same phrases and formatting.

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2 years

Don’t pick on kids that believe in Santa, I still know adults who believe in the rapture.

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@israel_advocacy “We should only support human rights for people who agree with our every stance” isn’t the argument you think it is.

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POV: Jesus just healed you

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8 months

I would have never believed you before tonight if you told me Timothee Chalamet singing would make me cry. but here we are. Wonka was fun.

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@AlanSmi36416658 @Garcia_Replica @CdnMnrchyRspctr Do you know what that story means?

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2 years

“What book of the Bible are you reading through?�� Delivery guy for new washer saw my theology books and joyfully asked the above question to my wife and me. I’ve been chewing on it. I like it A LOT better than “what church do you attend?”

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@desiringGod As someone with an advanced degree in theology I can officially say this is

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3 years

The Bible is almost NEVER concerned about the motivations of the poor in receiving money. The Bible is almost ENTIRELY concerned with the motivations of the money havers and givers. Not only are you required to give to the poor, God is checking your heart in the process.

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It is completely valid to be an evangelical who is pro-life but thinks the conservative lip-service & tactics are unhelpful. Making it illegal doesn’t solve it. There were more abortions before Roe than now. Conservatives understand this. Ask them about gun control.

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I imagine a lot of women in these situations are experiencing a lot of emotions ranging from rage to shame. Many prayers. Please keep yourself safe. Fight to alter the course of your situation -- as costly as it is, prioritize mental health care and marital counseling.

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@AlanSmi36416658 @Garcia_Replica @CdnMnrchyRspctr If you don’t know, just say it. I do know.

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@gostylez @BuntyKritty @davelevitan @pissandvinegar1 It’s not that droughts never existed, it’s just that the frequency and severity are about the get worse.

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