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These pub 3 stacks are too cracked man. 👏👏👏
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@PVPX_ Our data says that Gibraltar has a low pick rate and medium win rate in pubs, therefore, combining this information with the information you’ve just given us, we will add another 25 HP to his gun shield. Thanks for the feedback and best wishes, Respawn.
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@PVPX_ Brilliant news! Can they also make storm point bigger and reduce the number of people in the lobby? 2 fights every 20 minutes was getting a bit too hectic for me and really getting in the way of my first person looting experience!!!
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@ErikMullen4 @_LOBOTOMYtv @Snip3down @inhuman @G2esports And how old are you? I'd imagine by the time you're in your early 30s, you're well aware that you don't resolve personal disputes by telling on people or trying to get them sacked. Snipe is right, they're both acting like children. 🤷‍♂️
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@MetroUK *People with 14 flags in their name have called him brilliant. Better to ignore that lot.
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@iZakhaev_ @ErikMullen4 @_LOBOTOMYtv @Snip3down @inhuman @G2esports He truly is the hero we all needed. The streets are much safer now. Many a night I laid awake, unable to sleep, trembling with fear that I might receive a DM saying 'catch you at twitchcon buddy'. But no more! For we are saved!
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@Respawn Change console aim assist 0.6 -> 0.4. Change PC aim assist 0.4 -> 0.3. Remove aim assist on downed players. Remove the movement input delay on controller (so it works like WASD). And that will be way more balanced imo.
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@tvcritics @DavidM8653 he isn't punching down on immigrants, watch it again. He is satirising the popularly repeated lie that the demographics leaving those boats are women and children. They are not. They are 90% working age men. *That* is the joke. Nothing to do with immigrants being bad or good.
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@iZakhaev_ @ErikMullen4 @_LOBOTOMYtv @Snip3down @inhuman @G2esports I would but he might mistake it for aggravated assault and tag my university
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@phjDASH @oscar4120XD @PlayApex that's a bizarre take, what do you mean the guns don't require skill? There's endless ways to master the guns, they have different bullet speeds/leads, reload times, optimum playstyles. The only thing I'd agree with is that the recoil is too easy to control, particularly on MnK
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@GamingMerchant_ @PlayApex @Respawn Surely if you’ve got epilepsy you wouldn’t be playing apex or any FPS really. There’s so many flashing lights for so many different things that it would be absolutely idiotic to play with that condition? Eg Gibby ult, L star, being in the storm in a snowy area etc
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@femboykooters @TSM_ImperialHal @TSM_Reps @Snip3down yeah if you want a random team to win. May as well watch someone on the slot machines if that's what you want
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@Trekmonger @RadioGenoa Oh no! A twelve year old swore at me! Better get violent!
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@Eric_Biggz @KamiSkript Fixed that one for you
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@TaxiDLegend legit all i can hear is this
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@brother_enoch_ It's hard to tell, but based on his Spanish speaking-style I would guess Mexico or some other Latin American country
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@sam_elc @cryptocassowar2 @Tombworld8 @InternetH0F Hey I couldn't help but notice you from across the bar
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@baileymeyers Interesting word because it's pronounced differently in British and US English. We say inno. vuh. tive whereas U.S. say inno-vay-tive.
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@gdolphn Snip3 really has some of the best movement in the game, with mechanics like: moving forwards, moving backwards and the lesser known, moving sideways
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@TSMViss @PlayApex Easiest fix in the world: solos and duos queue into one lobby, 3 stacks queue into another. You can keep a bit of SBMM so bad 3 stacks don't always have to play triple masters virgins. Done. Solved.
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@HITCSevens @shutter_lux To be fair to the POV expressed, commemorating someone's life, or paying respects after notable people die, is not in any way 'politics'
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@jaycosme_ @ItzFate75 @alphaINTEL @NICKMERCS @iiTzTimmy @TTfue @xQc @timthetatman @TSM_ImperialHal @ShivFPS @avashaka @stylishnoob @cloakzy You have to stick with him, he's actually a really nice guy. At first I thought he was a d*ck but he's just extremely competitive and wants to be the best in the game
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@PVPX_ And three quarters of the top 20 Pro League teams’ players are on MnK
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@PVPX_ Omg will this man ever stop???? You went too far this time!!!
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@itsZDavis @brother_enoch_ @Nokokopuffs_ Okay how about the fact you can gain so much time in a fight due to how much quicker you can redirect momentum. Or how you have lower input delay. Or aiming being way more precise. Or how you can wiggle your mouse around to remove recoil. Or how you can reload next to a door. etc
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@PlayApex There’s no shot you put KC in ranked rotation after like 5-6 seasons of feedback on how bad of an idea that is and how miserable it is for everybody to play
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@Genius02536906 @MrFilipeOrlando @GaryLineker @mark_v1 @Cristiano ‘Nowhere near’ he was neck and neck with Messi his entire spell at Madrid and both before and after that he has also excelled in the 2 other most competitive leagues in world football. ‘Nowhere near’ is a very unfair assessment
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@daltoosh It's so so bad how insane the clutter is in this game now. Every ability makes a tonne of noise and takes up your screen with some star wars lasers. At least give us an option to tone it down, I want to die because I got outplayed not because I couldn't see or hear
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@CloverWzy @PlayApex Simply outplayed by the smarter squad. Unlucky, back to the lobby
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@AlbatrossOrange This is funny. I can see why you’d be mad if he did it in ranked, but in a pubs match you literally press 3 buttons and you’re back in a new match with teammates that won’t fly you off the map. No big deal imo, just a bit of fun
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@Ohshidash @badgirlReezie Damn, someone doesn’t agree with my point of view. Better scroll their likes and shame them on social media! Look everyone, look how good of a person I am and how bad they are! I’m great! 😃
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@TaxiDLegend Agreed. People only think those things are acceptable because they’re now normalised and accepted by the community. There’s no clear distinction between abusing the lurch mechanic or abusing the recoil reset mechanic, or doing what you did. Banning seems completely inconsistent.
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@DERlDIUM Who exactly do you feel has been excluded? The vast majority of NA/EU ALGS PL players are not black. So a tournament mostly picked from that pool is not going to be very black populated. He’s trying to do something positive, and you’re attaching p nasty accusations to his name.
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@KimmichRole @ronaldocomps There’s no goal difference in knock out football 🤨
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@reel_emma_stone @normfinkelstein Destiny is one of the few from the younger crowd who is actually worth people's time imo
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@Kai99jr @Verhulst His moves have come a long way since he and @TSM_Reps were caught celebrating their playoffs win last year
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@RandomNamedHBK @alphaINTEL Damn. Imagine how many kills you’d have got if you had a scuf...
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@TaxiDLegend I’m actually a bit embarrassed I never actively thought to shoot the bottom of it.
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@WKCosmo Sand *is* newtons laws, but a million individual times
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@TaxiDLegend Looking at the info I've seen, it feels like one of Respawn personally don't like you and have used this as an excuse to ban you. If true, that's insanely unprofessional. Hope you get it sorted.
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@hollowFPS That's the pub 3 stack mentality. They know if they crack a shield then his little pals TTV_Hardstuck10k and TTV_iGotA4kInABronzeLobby will pad on you and spam Eva-8 for an easy kill
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@Knoqd Yup, no fill trios is ruined for me, how am I supposed to win 1v3s consistently when every team in the lobby has perma wallhacks on me. These seer kids literally start every exchange with a Q and they get another Q before the end of the fight. It's so toxic
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@TTrebb Dude please stop giving in to these freaks. You *do not* have to speak about anything that you are not comfortable speaking about. By giving in to their pressure you empower them to do it again to more people. Going after people for being silent on an issue is absolutely pathetic
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@Pens4life_tyler @skyrozgg @ImperialHal All of the hardstucks in diamond would now be in plat with you, so plat would be a stronger division and you'd be able to play against good plat players instead of playing against diamonds. The rank would more accurately represent the skill level.
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@PVPX_ Seer > Seer playing with one hand behind my back > Seer with both hands behind my back > Bloodhound
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@xStatiik @iDecypherr Knoqd didn't step down, Naughty and Zach made the decision to replace him with alb
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@MandeOW No, path is OP because good players play him and make his stats good. That means the character is strong! Welcome to Respawn balancing. Next week we’ll cover how to give a new legend a scan, flashbang, wallhax, damage, revive cancel, ability cancel and heal cancel all in 1 Q! 🤠
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@_LOBOTOMYtv @Qu1ntesense @inhuman @G2esports In fairness, this is the twitter equivalent of calling your mommy 🤣
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@PridedWaif6853 @X10150330 @isherlockabby @TitanfallBlog Yep. Gotta praise them, they did a really good job with a legend release for once. Nicely balanced.
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@KwlxBear Of course you're not gonna have flashy movement after 2 hours on an input haha. I play no fills where you have to outthink 3 people, which is very rewarding imo. There's way more rewarding things than spinning round on a zipline for 10 hours hitting 11 pumps with a mastiff
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@rkourass @AnfieldJackino @AidyDews Weird, wilder looked to be having a peaceful kip in the 11th
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@MonsoonGG The game is absolutely fucked now. Aside from the ridiculous amount of no regs, why is your screen coated in that much VFX and flash. 🙃
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@EllederOndrej @DouglasKMurray @benshapiro The irony of complaining about verbosity whilst ending a sentence with 'ipso facto non-restrictive'.
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@ZachMazer4 So no recoil exploit is okay, but going down a hill quickly is banned, gotcha. Make a lot of sense.
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@sweetdreamsh1 The audio and lack of acknowledgment of the problem is embarrassing at this point. How difficult is it to reduce the volume of your gunshots, slightly raise enemy footsteps and reduce teammates', and remove sounds like WHOOSH Kill Leader and HORN HONK HORNNNN ring is closing?
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@mokeysniper It’s actually funny how aggravating this is to watch 🤣
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@Snip3down @TSM_Reps @TSM_ImperialHal I mean you would literally win the tournament if it's not for the absolutely embarrassing format. You open up like a 40 point lead and then have to wait for the rest of the lobby to catch up before you even can start killing people and appearing in the feed again. It's BS dude.
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@CloverWzy You can be certain they’ll be sat on a mountain with triple carepackage weapons foaming at the mouth ready to run down a solo. Respawn waits until I’m on a 5k and then teleports these teams in to ruin my game, I’m sure of it
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@AcieTwitch congrats on replacing snip3!!
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@iinhumed Yep the more you play the more people just crutch whatever is meta and think it makes them cracked. Especially 3 stackers in pubs. Makes the game exhausting
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@raven_apex 'double heady bodied' is comming damage imo
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@lightstarjo @ImperialHal Hal is on a different level completely in finals lobbies where everyone else is panicking, he's so good under pressure. In the biggest moments he shows up. Love to see it.
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@ClarkeMicah You owe him an apology, complete overreaction because you've got yourself wound up over a simple miscommunication. Incredibly childish. Be the bigger man and say sorry.
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@G2Dezignful You were actually the only guy that offered any proper words of support for Dalton. That makes you a real one. Everyone else was incredibly quick to throw him under the bus and offer no support to his character even though they know he’s not a racist and just made a mistake.
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@RSPN_JayBiebs The loot still seems so much worse on KC than other maps. Things like ammo and heals, I don’t understand why we don’t have these things in abundance. You’re already limited by your backpack size, why are we also limited by loot RNG. You should never die bcos you ran out of ammo
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@fn_yoshi @Respawn Most decent console players think the same. 0.6 is too high, when I was on PS4 it was annoying because it removes the skill gap. It’s harder to stand out.
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@lowkeydbjosh There’s so many really obvious ones, you will see the same answers over and over: -3 stacks match against 3 stacks in pubs, separate lob for solo/duo Q. -reduce VFX and SFX clutter -console AA to 0.4 in PC lobbies. Maybe reduce AA in general. -increase amount of ammo in Fragment
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@Ja_Crispy_Vic @ZBrag101 @CultureCrave Not remembering Maximus Decimus Meridius (commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the True emperor, Marcus Aurelius), is a bit like forgetting what the guy Sean Connery played in those spy movies was called.
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@lazerknighta @RyIsntOnline @pandxrz Oh man that’s hilarious, that’s from the patch notes that I wrote and tweeted @RSPN_JayBiebs because I thought they would be good for the game. It is fake, but I think it would be a decent QoL update. Original tweet:
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@PVPX_ 'Ring is closing' on your screen as well as a huge sound and a bellowing announcer is completely unnecessary as well. Should be an option to just have the small icon under the map and nothing else.
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@xDemxnWRLD @rknhd Why are you commenting when you don’t even know what you’re commenting on? The screenshot is of a team in competitive apex (played for money) losing a player because they got double Krabered by a team with 2 Krabers (RNG loot spawn, 1 shot kill, shouldn’t be in comp)
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@BellaBingo1 @wanyeburkett @jamesglenos This says a lot about your principles. For you, it's better to lie if it serves the outcome. More importantly, it's fair game to ridicule truth-tellers with insults for being honest. The modus operandi for your entire ideology tbf.
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@skyrozgg @ImperialHal That's just sad to see man. He/she's not even open to the idea. Apparently people would rather be hardstuck in a rank they don't deserve and can't compete at, than be their correct rank and play in lobbies which will benefit them and the rest of the playerbase
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@hodsic I agree. Also think that death boxes being physical is outdated. Nothing more frustrating than getting stuck on a box, or unable to get through a doorway because someone died there 15 mins ago. Box is fine, but make it so you can pass through it.
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@TSM_ImperialHal ‘Skilled’ is a stretch, you just bind it to scroll wheel and then spin your finger over your mouse like you’re scrolling through a word document, and boom, profit
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@IceTheAssassin @PlayApex To be fair to the wraith, you just should not be allowed in PC lobbies with that much AA. It feels like being killed by a cheater every time.
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@forceonatr @historyinmemes Yes quite unbelievable that a 40 year old Noel Gallagher shared the stage with elvis. Anyway… How old is noel these days? And how’s elvis getting on?
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@robin_mcilroy @lukechunknaylor @TheRealAC3 ‘Gets bypassed against good teams’ yet he’s played City, Chelsea, United, Spurs, Leicester, Arsenal, Liverpool this year and done very well. Why would he suddenly get bypassed against those same players who are playing for their national teams instead of their clubs?
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@thebigjohnnyd Yeah, Steve’s gone from strength to strength whilst Ricky’s faded into obscurity
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@Centrefuter @Louis_AsInKing_ @rickygervais They definitely didn’t. They meant 70s rock band, Hawkwind.
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@Nokokopuffs_ Absolute nonsense of the highest order. MnK teams were dominating pro play before tapstrafe was EVER a thing, and will continue to dominate forever more, because it's the superior input by far
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@NICKMERCS @AntTheNerd FYI most pro controller players play on 4-3 and 4-4 classic response curve, minimal deadzone. This setting is best for consistency close range eg. Snip3down, StayNaughty, SlurpeeG. Also some players play on linear response curve eg. Genburten and Pandxrz. Better for tracking.
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@respectingvibes @Nokokopuffs_ Deary me. You are completely wrong and very misled my friend. ALC offers no ability to alter your recoil. It only changes your sensitivity, response curve and deadzone. None of which affect recoil.
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@Genius02536906 @MrFilipeOrlando @GaryLineker @mark_v1 @Cristiano What are you talking about then? And FYI I didn’t think you meant statistics. I was including clutch goals, performance in the most important matches, match winning moments, raw goals and assists, things like that—for which I believe they are neck and neck all considered
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@PVPX_ BH, Gibby, Revtane nerfs. Fix the falling sound glitch after killing someone. Remove rank protection for diamond and master ranks. Nerf the spitfire and revert the Eva to pre-buff. Then weapon balance would be p much perfect and legend meta would be improved imo
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@wood_koby @MonsoonGG He’s on a headglitch peaking with arm shield on a character that takes 15% less damage 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Chambo_afc @jonnyjetskii that sounds underpowered. I think it should also blind everyone that gets scanned for 3 minutes and make a huge WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH noise for the entire duration
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@G2Gent The only org in apex where you have to sign a contract to leave your morals at the door before you're allowed to join. Very unique 🤪
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@CFC_Trueblues @GNev2 Why on earth would you keep rice over Phillips when he’s played hide and seek for 3 games in a row?
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@PVPX_ It’s too late for that you already said it
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@lowkeydbjosh Maybe I’m just impatient but it feels like it takes way too long to spawn back in. Maybe add the option to spawn back in instantly but only if you select to spawn all the way back at your own base.
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@toshi_samurai1 @RicoAySTAI @AverageAden @Zipeth Aim assist is attracted to centre of mass (the chest) not the head
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@zachmazer Remove rotational AA, and let us have WASD input on the D-Pad, give the option to move the heal wheel etc to left thumbstick. Just any effort to bring the inputs closer would be greatly appreciated. Why tf we have to stand still to loot a box after 3 years is mind-boggling.
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@Verhulsttt @TSM Congrats on first and second place today dude
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@kabirrr7 @NiceWigg They brought L-Star in as a care pack weapon, that was fine. At the moment it doesn't fit with the rest of the game imo. A high damage, low drop-off, no reload, relatively silent weapon. Also a literal bow and arrow in an FPS game. Idk, seems way more suited to care pack.
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@TotalFootyTip @jamescobb22 @_paultommo Not a good look at all? Fucking hell you absolute sad case 😂😂😂😂
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