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Deep roots are not reached by the frost ✭

Texas, USA
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Sometimes bad things happen to handsome people
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They’re going to make That 90s Show and none of the teenaged kids are going to call anything “gay” or “retarded”
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@JoshLekach This person seems wonderful idk what you mean
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@tapptastical The guy who is about to pay for your dinner and drinks tonight is reading this like
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@dklmarxist Pour one out for homeboy
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@valleydoIl He’s lex Luthor
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They cracked the code. Fuck.
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West Virginia to give away guns as a Covid-19 vaccine incentive
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@GRACEPILLED People hate this couple because they’re racist but I hate this couple because I’m jealous
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The ATF was like, “they were raping children so we killed them” You killed... The... children?
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Me on this app
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@cootiesvaccine Live in the city, with his mother
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@darthlux Can’t an ant have a hobby anymore
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Rand Paul and Justin Amash did more for Breonna Taylor’s family than the BLM organization lmao
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Pathetic
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No one gets to the end of their life and sits on their death bed thinkin, “I wish I had committed LESS tax fraud”
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Bro what the fuck is going on
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@erberry_m Hinge is most fun when you pretend every message you send is 3rd and 7 from the 11 yard line down by 6 with 21 seconds on the clock with zero times outs
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@ask_aubry You know it be smellin crazy
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Y’all coulda had a bad bitch
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@RealGDT Bar bar jinks…
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@madisonbrek I saw it in a full theater and afterwards my friend started chanting “USA USA USA” and a bunch of people boo’ed him. It was awesome
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@pattymo I bet I’ll see Richard Nixon right before I die
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“Anyways, it’s called ‘Basic Economics’ i really think you should read it. Tom Sowell is a badass”
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This lady walked in to my tattoo shop wearing a mask and all the artists laughed at her. To her face.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @DavidPurdum How about if you bet on your team and they win then you don’t get in trouble
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Telling my pregnant wife that it’s either the antique rocking chair or divorce. Surely everyone on Twitter will back me up
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@courndogs Loyal king
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@fbgcon @itsmejoule Damn. Therapist really said “you merely adopted the dark”
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@MelonieMac Time to rewatch Malcolm in the middle
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Update! Snowflake coworker is having an anxiety attack because some of us are maskless. I was asked to wear a mask in order to be “considerate” I looked them in the face and said, “can you be considerate of me? How will you be able to kiss my ass if you’re wearing a mask”
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@CinemaTweets1 And next he will be Stalin
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@cnni Are these people living in Goron City
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@jestermaxxing @unimpresst *health bar appears*
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@ResistMonsters My brother you absolutely dodged a bullet. The easiest way to have a good life is to enjoy the small things. Ice cream dates are S tier
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@theqbschool Stutter and don’t go
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@CultureCrave Dude look at her last name what did you expect
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Hurt people hurt people Healed people heal people Lizard people govern people
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*having a bad day* Management says they got a food truck for the team to celebrate how hard we’ve been working. The food truck:
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@EstWhatever Imagine if a family member of his was on there
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@ThinSkinFatDude @aallleeexxxxxx1 Yeah dude. A law abiding citizen 😂
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Some of y’all
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Idk who tf came up with the stereotype “Mexicans are lazy” but that dumbass certainly didn’t work with any Mexican i have ever met.
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@jasrifootball @NFLDovKleiman If it makes you feel better I think y’all are both super embarrassing clickbait scam artists
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@Mom_Overboard I’m booked, facebooked
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Okay, I love my brother in law
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Cougar woman in an “I’m vaccinated” shirt wearing two masks flirting with me at 7am… Momma, I’d shatter every illusion of yours if you let me 😂
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Y’all don’t understand how much I dislike Beto O’Rourke
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@JenImpertinent After what these people have done to Star Wars, lord of the rings, marvel, halo, ghost busters, and everything else thats been rebooted… I will not be watching 😂
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People that 🧬 trust the science 🧪 saying shit like, “fuck the CDC I’m still wearing my mask even tho they don’t do anything” is delicious
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@ThatPatsStan A casual noon drew brees Philip rivers match up. We didn’t know how good we had it
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When i was in high school i thought a lot of bands wrote anti war songs.. i was wrong. they wrote anti-Bush songs. Because those wars never ended but the songs ended as soon as Obama was elected.
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@elonmusk This is like… a joke right
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It is called an AR pistol because it is concealable
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@Breaking911 He eats ass. Massive difference
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@TheBabylonBee Peaceful drone strike*
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Usually I judge a workout’s success by my heart rate and calorie burn, but today I found more tangible proof left on my windshield.
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@ZeldaSequel Its literally just an improved version, so this isn’t really a hot take
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@jayythewave Thats literally when you meet them
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The housing market in Texas has been absolutely destroyed by refugees from Cali and Portland. I get it, those places suck, but its because y’all ruined them.
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@shirtsthtgohard I love lorde
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@capeshitsucks The best take is “the mcu shouldn’t have been straight up trash after endgame”
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Do you feel like your twitter persona accurately depicts who you are as a person IRL?
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Ngl I have no idea what gaslighting is. I just keep accusing people of doing it and no one has corrected me.
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@F4Update @DanielRPK Thats good. Marvel definitely hasn’t been shoe horning women into lead roles enough lately
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Don’t let my follower count fool you A tweet that gets three likes is still a certified banger
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@ballerguy I was told that this was what hinge is like
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When I’m bored at work I trick my Cuban coworker into ranting about Fidel Castro
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@CultureCrave @Bosslogic In other words, literally never
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Homeboy at Texas Roadhouse is wearing a cowboy hat and a Texas flag button down OPEN CARRYING A 1911 WHILE WEARING A MASK
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@BeTrueVoteBlue1 Who actually thinks this is true???
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@Lunwi88 You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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The only two things that we know about the omicron variant is that it is vaccine resistant and that you need to get vaccinated to protect yourself against it
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Might fuck around and represent my country in women’s power lifting this year in Tokyo
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@TheDouggernaut The extended joker scene was super good, but the theatrical cut joker scene was shoe horned
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@imniceandsmart Yeah my friend Spencer
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What can you rant about for 1+ hour? Bonus points if it isn’t political
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If you’re built like this, please do not give me advise on how to deadlift
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@MCUPerfectGifs More people have seen this gif than this episode
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@Bolverk15 Also interesting how there are a ton of reasons why systems would want to join the CIS that are super practical.. but the confederacy is always shown as mustache twirling villains
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Y’all don’t understand how cathartic it feels to smile at someone who hates you because you won’t wear a mask
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When I was a kid I swear to god I was a breast guy. Its all I wanted. Now? I love thighs. Give me the dark chicken meat.
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If you only have empathy for people that align with your political ideology then you don’t really have empathy at all.
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I’ve been “considerate” for two years despite unavoidable evidence that masks DO NOTHING. I’m tired of mass psychosis.
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You sinners today
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@cryst6l Shooters shoot
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@coopurr_ @EstWhatever Splash and furious
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@ihatejxzar “Your girlfriend is so lucky”
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@MlSSMEG Its called making leftovers
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@theogpooh And he asked why Spiderman 2 wasn’t released on PS4
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October 25th vs. January 25th. This year has fucking sucked, but at least I can tie my shoes without getting winded now.
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@flywithkamala I’m not afraid of people that can’t win shit
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@Hakeemedes Yes these are my sons John, Paul, George, and ringo
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