Look, folks—I need a small push (or a kick) so I'm pasting the opening lines of my book (WIP) below:
"There were days the Ve Ostyrs deemed the birth of a girl child fortuitous—and proof the family curse was a myth. And then there were days they did not. These..." 1/
@MicahSVernon
As a WOC from the third world, I rarely ever came across protagonists who were "relatable" but that never stopped me from reading. This seems to be like a uniquely first world take that's as stupid as it gets. You don't have to "relate" to every book you read.
At the local secondhand bookstore and I wish to god I understood how they categorise books lol. There's even books behind the books on the floor and you risk in avalanche trying to get to anything, but god bless.
Plan is to add a second extension up to the ceiling because we've already run out of space (the dining table is hiding one quarter of unshelved the books), and, of course, more lighting, but I'll probably end up turning the whole house into a library at some point 🤷🏽♀️
It show me your IKEA Billy bookcases appreciation day. 📚
(These were only ready-made bookcases I could find that were over 6’ tall for high ceilings! Love my little corner unit, too.)
Taking a small break after a hard day of bookshopping.
Pictured: the second-hand Berkelouw haul.
Not pictured: two bags of bargain books from Vinnie's.
Things I hate more than Sri Lankans spreading bile and misinformation?
#Indians
spreading bile and misinformation about what's happening in Sri Lanka. 😡
The birthday feast is finally here! Sri Lankan food isn't the prettiest, but it's up there when it comes to flavour. Top L - creamy cashew curry, pickled beef curry, tempered potatoes, eggplant fried and pickled, fried onions, caramelized black coconut pineapple, yellow rice.
And I cannot believe it is over.
150,015 words in total.
I finished it. I actually did it.
And now for the small-big reveal. The title of the book I have been working on is:
Imperial.
Hey Sri Lanka, there are some 5,500+ active cases of COVID-19 and y'all still partying? Or do you really believe the government has it under control and has your back?
I have decided that I am going to treat my nieces with the same disdain they reserve for me when I don't get their references. Oh, so you don't know who Derrida is? Ugh, what a loser! *insert eye roll*
The sweetest thing happened: my dad, who always complains that I have too many books and that I am book mad, called me from a bookshop where there was a sale and took me on a tour of the books 🥰
Remember those quaint days when your parents would tell you that good grades would get you to places? And then you got the good grades and found that no one gave a fuck and there were no places worth getting to get to anyway.
Shall we play a game? Tell me which words best describe our esteemed leader Maithripala Sirisena. Let me begin with: nitwit, feckless, uncouth, incompetent, imbecile, narcissist, dastard.
Being an adult involves looking at your parents, realising why you are the way you are, and trying for the rest of your life to unlearn your upbringing and cope with the trauma.
I will not shy away from this conversation. If we are serious about women's empowerment, this is a basic place to begin. Until sustainable cost effective alternatives are found, I stand by my promise to provide sanitary hygiene products free of charge. 2/3
This cinnamon is from the man's parent's garden in Sri Lanka. It's not the neatest peeling job (it's a bit of an art, I hear) but it smells better than any cinnamon I've bought to date, with floral notes of vanilla and even sandalwood, and, of course, cinnamon.
So Ranil was left out of security council meetings. Can someone explain to me why he just sat there and stomached it? Why wasn't he more proactive about this? The conclusion I draw from this is: Ranil does give a damn about the country's security either.
@wheelswordsmith
As a Sri Lankan, I can authoritatively say that this is how we eat on a daily basis. We don't do a single curry with rice. Fuck that. We do four, five, six, seven accompaniments because we're extra like that. Anything less than four feels like a funeral in my mouth.
Hey
@hasanminhaj
, wanna work with me on that Sri Lanka episode you promised us last year? I solemnly swear you'll be banned from entering the country afterwards.
I think it's strange that amidst everything going on rn in Sri Lanka, Ms. Kabir appears to be rabidly obsessed with one journalist's (I must add brave and excellent) coverage, going the extra mile to use this as an opportunity to settle whatever petty personal grievance she has.
Aiyo no one is pinning this on u or the gen public. Since the violence at
#mainagogama
though, u know the choices u made in how u spoke to ur followers. All we are asking is to be the respected journalist you once were, instead of a social media influencer just out for the likes.
Genuinely interested in understanding the logic behind the seemingly well meaning takes that "poor people are too busy starving to bother with principles in politics". Am I to understand that only privileged folks like you and I are inclined to be principled because privileged?
We've embarked on a wee project: a database of all the books we own + grouping books by author, in anticipation of shelves we have yet to buy. We've only gotten to a 100 books so far, and I can't guarantee this is all we have by these writers 😵💫
As a result of raging against Indian media on Sunday, I received a few message requests from Indian boys. I expected vitriol, but Indian boys stayed on brand and tried to chat me up instead. 🤷
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate smokers? I don't care about what anyone has to say about addiction: if you smoke in public, you're a c*nt, as they say so eloquently in Australia. You're free to subject yourself to a slow death, but I didn't sign up to inhale your shit.
I want to understand the psychology of WhatsApp forwards. What's the incentive for spreading misinformation on WhatsApp? You don't get any revenue, no ads, no clicks, not even notoriety. Most of these forwards are anonymous boomer bait. Who types that shit out? Why?
Sri Lankan kids: don't listen to your parents and become doctors, engineers, lawyers.
Become wedding planners/do something under the wedding umbrella, because that's the only paying game in town.
My parents have similar rattan armchairs, a set of four, and...uh, I think $4,000+ dollars is a bit much for chairs every family living in the tropics probably owns.
(This is going to turn ugly but here goes):
I think the argument that Tolkien was super-Catholic and therefore the work is sacrosanct and should not be interpreted outside this boundary is...well...I do not agree. That said, gratuitous sex GOT style is🤮Keep it classy, folks.
SEX & SENSIBILITY: Amazon’s Nude Take On
#Tolkien
“Prepare for a newly-sexualized version of your favorite fantasy story.”
An editorial by our TORn Tuesday host Clifford Broadway
@Quickbeam2000
Let’s tell
@LOTRonPrime
what we want and don’t want to see!
As Damian would say, I have plans.
(Sri Lankan sour fish {ambul thiyal} baked in banana leaves. We used bonito, which was the freshest fish in the market. It's usually made with yellow fin tuna.)
When I joined journalism, some twelve years ago before MR was re-elected, protests were a hushed affair. They certainly took place, but one never expected much from them (except police violence and a swift crackdown). It still boggles my 2010 mind that
#Aragalaya
exists.
My favourite childhood memory is the jasmine trellis in my childhood home at least half the width of the house. I'd sit in the verandah, reading until the mosquitoes came out, jasmine wafting through the grill gate, walking under the trellis with jasmine falling on my hair...
@SketchesbyBoze
Everyone crapping on Turkish Delight clearly hasn't had the good stuff. Incidentally, I have three siblings, and I'm just waiting for the moment where I can betray them in exchange for some *authentic, good* Turkish Delight.
Ladies, if he is:
- a grama sevaka
- eats appa
- switches political allegiances to save democracy
- and then murders said democracy in cold blood...
...he is not your man. He is
@MaithripalaS
Am I the only red-blooded woman who was not even remotely attracted to the Duke of Hastings? Sorry to flay the dead Bridgerton corpse, but I suspect it may have been the raising-my-eyebrows-is-my-only-personality-trait factor.
I knew this brick would arrive one day. It was inevitable. Today is that day. Let’s see how long it takes me to gather enough courage to pick it up so I can put an end to my most embarrassing reading gap.
I've come to the bitter, numbing realisation that both Sri Lanka and the world are beyond saving. We're all burning y'all, and there's no voguing in sight.
Idk who shared the first page of Rachel Cusk's Outline, but I am so glad I am a book hoarder and that I could read it immediately. This is why you have libraries and why you hoard books. You never know when the urge to read something will seize you. You need to be ready, always.
Gambol and Sambol left for their new homes today, where they will promptly forget all about us and live their best lives with their new six year old (twins!) besties. We met the new owners (masked ofc) and they are just as cute as G&S. I may also have ugly cried.
If ever SL has a
#Metoo
movement, where will it begin, what could its focus be given the abuse women face at every fucking level? Walk the road, get abused. Take public transport, get abused. Go to work, get abused. Mind your own fucking business, get abused.
SF's speech only stands out because our "leaders" failed to do anything but bleat excuses. From the excerpts I read, it was still very me-me-me, and that was far from encouraging.
Book fair 2022 pics thread, starting with the Viragos. Very pleased to have found a Wharton I haven't read yet! I also have no idea about any of the other writers, but couldn't pass on them.
I'm doing something incredibly brave and stupid next Thursday (18 May) at The Great Club, Marrickville.
I'll be reading an extract from my debut novel Imperial to a room full of strangers.
Sydney folks, if you're free, details and tickets here:
I think the only way to fix Sri Lanka is by inconveniencing its politicians, resulting in immediate action. I propose a ministerial housing complex at the doorstep of the Meethotamulla dump, an SLTB bus to ferry them to and from parliament and a tea plucker's wage.
Sri Lankans love burning shit: leaves from their gardens, garbage, my lungs and eyes, the entire fucking country etc.
Half tempted to visit every neighbour's house and burn that down, too, Sri Lankan style.
Foodmas for two, enough for four.
Lamb chops with pilpelchuma butter, couscous, tahini yoghurt, cucumber, peach and herb salad. Tarte tatin in the oven.
Has Sri Lanka Twitter just discovered that people borrow/wear other people's sarees? Am I the only one whose mother's sarees were in high demand or did everyone grow up rich and never have to borrow a saree from that one Indian lady who had a fondness for and excess of them?
Seems like all those self proclaimed worriers for democracy & against corruption who sprung back to life since
@PresRajapaksa
became PM, have been receiving corrupt funds through State Institutions under
@RW_UNP
’s Govt. Question now is whether their cause back then was genuine?