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@SaeedDiCaprio Could’ve been worse

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@Rainmaker1973

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@RonaldDJackson @jgrano305 @elonmusk *starts speeding up*

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Irony is when #GoHomeRajapaksas gets trending in US above WrestleMania and BTS, during a social media ban incited by Rajapaksas

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Yes yes, we also need 227 super luxury Prados for an optimal ground infantry to defend a powerful island nation that has...

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Antibacterial The that kills remaining 99.9% of 0.01% germs

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2 years

Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe has refused to resign at the Party leaders meeting

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D.A. Rajapaksa didn't use rubber when shooting his shot. Now his own countrymen are getting shot with rubber 70 years later Always use protection my dudes #GoHomeRajapaksas

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1 year

@PopBase Remember when the iPhone X came along and people kept calling it the "X" despite Apple insisting it's a "ten". Same thing gonna happen, but in reverse lol

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@nuwnjay

2 years

ඊලග plan එක උඹෙ තට්ටෙ පලන එක

Yasiru

@YRanaraja

2 years

ගෝටා ගෙදර යැව්වයි කියමුකො, ඊට පස්සේ රට ගොඩ ගන්න ඊලග ප්ලෑන් එක මොකක්ද? මෙ ටුටඒ එකේ බෙරිහන් දෙන එකේක්වත් එක ගැන හිතලා නෑ, නිකන් කාටිබොටි විරයො වගේ නොබිබර නැති හිස් බස් ගිනිතියනවා රැල්ලට. #GotaAlreadyHome #NowYouGoHomeAndSleeep

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8 months

The definition of getting blue-balled is winning 10 out of 10 matches but losing the final one to a guy named Head. #INDvsAUSfinal

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2 years

#EconomicCrisisLK version of “it’s cold in Nuwara Eliya so global warming isn’t real”

Ꝛu1 -𝕏 🔥

@Ru173418052

2 years

11.23pm on a Sunday night in Carnival ice cream. Packed. Sri Lanka is bankrupt apparently. 🙄 #SriLanka #SriLankaEconomicCrisis

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the RoyTho encounter also survived the Haitian Earthquake in 2010, the great depression in 1929, the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, the Bubonic Plague in 1346, the fall of the Roman Empire in 395 AD as well as the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event 66 million years ago

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@YRanaraja

3 years

@SriLankaTweet 142nd Royal-Thomian to be played at Sooriyawewa, Hambantota. Good boost to @BRI_SL projects in Sri Lanka to host the worlds oldest cricket encounter, the game survived Asian flu in 1957, Hongkong flu in 1968, Spanish flu in 1918, plus two world wars since 1897.

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Thaththi bought me my first smartphone when I passed my O/Levels well. It was a simple Micromax Android but man... it meant the world. It was later that I found he’d used his entire bonus to afford it. 8 years later now, I’m able to pay it forward (with some support from Ammi)

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2 years

Yes, the rumours are very much true. Gnana boi (and 4-5 others) have been to Dubai Confirmed to have flown Business class on Emirates by another passenger on the plane.

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9 months

@Rainmaker1973 Thought he was drinking the paint in the beginning lol

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2 years

A better plan

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@NewsfirstSL

2 years

Gammanpila's 5-point process to overcome economic crisis Details: #lka #SriLanka #SLnews #News1st #Economy #Crisis #UdayaGammanpila

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11 months

@yashar In context, this has aged like milk

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1 year

@ValiantThhor @EPM106 What an awfully convoluted way of saying you’re a Snyder cultist lol

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2 years

Sri Lanka Sri Lanka on meth

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4 years

Why isn't Shavendra Silva on this judge panel? 🤔

Himal Kotelawala

@himalkk

4 years

I have questions. Apparently Bathiya and Santhush are supposed to act as a unit in this? How exactly is that going to work? What if one of them doesn't want to press the button? Also, Kasun agreed to appear in a reality TV show?

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4 years

@backt0nature Nobody? 😒

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2 years

Who the hell are these people?

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ආ... මේකයි මේ . @Angelo69Mathews ලැජ්ජාවට delete කරේ 😜

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5 years

@ItMeKennie @peedekaf

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1 year

Can someone please check up on Vasu?

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3 years

"We will not go to IMF even if we die"- Minister Vasudeva responds to Former PM Ranil (Video)

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@nuwnjay

4 months

Purchasing a ticket for #MonkeyMan is a bad deal because you pay for the whole seat but end up only using the edge. Dev Patel went absolute ape sh*t with this one 🔥

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1 year

“Political satire is a cheap attack unless I approve of it”; political mouthpiece and instigator of cheap-attacks slams actual satire publication

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4 years

@_merovingienne_ @KaptainArr @thamaraxyz If you turn it around, you can find the serial number and Tyrell Corporation insignia

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7 months

A cautionary tale

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7 months

Motivation for 2024 !!

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3 years

This is how Sri Lankans live in Colombo, how is your life as China's mouthpiece, @YRanaraja ?

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@YRanaraja

3 years

This is how Sri Lankan’s live in Colombo, how is your life as a third world person in a developed country? Come back, Rebuild.

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@nuwnjay

2 years

When you watch your Dialog signal drop from 4G to 3G to EDGE

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4 years

Bitch please

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3 years

The sexual tension is palpable

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2 years

Gotta give it up for Dinidu for deleting the first thread and writing an even worse one on the second attempt 👏 👏

Dinidu de Alwis

@dinidu

2 years

I've deleted a thread I had about, well, animals (to put it lightly) because I can't deal with the pile on. But I do leave with this: 1) On consent: We literally kidnap so many animals and gaslight them into being dependent and train them to shit in a box on command. We only...

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2 years

. @irajonline මොකද මේ?? 😢

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3 years

Anura’s dad’s getting a call toniiigghhttt…

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2 years

@dinidu @Rohitha_Chichi Even in the WhatsApp messages buggers can’t go 2 sentences without mentioning the war 🙄

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1 year

Hats off to journalists in 🇱🇰 who take their job seriously & continue to work with integrity, treating their readers with respect despite political influence and favors. With hack editors mushrooming these days, news is being polluted with misinformation and puff pieces but the

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4 months

Mastercard cooked with this one 🔥 (source: FB)

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1 year

Even elephants are leaving the country and y'all want professionals to stay? Lol

Jamila Husain

@Jamz5251

1 year

Muthu Raja leaves after being neglected on 🇱🇰 soil. Tusker "Muthu Raja" was taken to #Thailand by a special plane which left the BIA this morning after the animal was severely neglected here & will receive treatment from Thai veterinary surgeons. Video Courtesy - Social Media

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Happened last night around 11pm. Dad was on the porch, heard the Tuk come in & had yelled. doggo was also barking and porch light was on.

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2 years

I mean, if the helmet fits go right ahead 🥱

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4 years

Bhoomi ගෙ කකුල් දෙක මැද්දෙ මොනවද තියෙන්නෙ කියන එකට වඩා, Iraj ගෙ කන් දෙක මැද්දෙ මොලයක් තියෙනවද කියන එක ඊට වඩා ප්‍රශ්ණයක්

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@Senel_W

4 years

What a flex

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@nuwnjay

2 years

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work…

Nisansa de Silva

@NisansaDdS

2 years

Someone should draw a cartoon of Ali Sabry coming to clean a toilet just vacated by Basil and Cabraal only to nope the hell out of it due to the smell. Extra points if you can put Gota pushing Sabry to do it in the first place.

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@nuwnjay

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"We all start out equal, little blobs of blood & muscle. It's a setup of awesome potential. Most people never develop that potential..." This is where 12 months of self hatred lead me. It's still a work in progress but what a ride it's been XXL -> M 42" -> 34" 109kg -> 76kg

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4 years

Tomorrow would be exactly 12 months since I started my physical transformation journey Contemplating whether I should post my before and after pics here 😬😬😬

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2 years

Why don't we start with the big family?

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2 years

📷 When Korea was going bankrupt economically, the Korean people gave their jewellery to the government, in order to rebuild the country’s economy - Minister C. B. Ratnayake

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විදුලිය ඕනෙ නැති රටකට මොකටද CEB එකක්?

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1 year

Goes to show how powerful our Intelligence service is when it can be trolled by a bunch of undergrads ordering lunch lol

Ranga Sirilal

@rangaba

1 year

The unusual military and police presence in Colombo since Friday was sparked by poor intelligence picked up from the (CCC) Colombo Campus Canteen. Refusing to accept the costly blunder, those behind the unnecessary alert extended it to the suburbs…

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2 years

@KumarSanga2 Use. The. Fucking. Hashtag #GotaGoHome2022 #GoHomeRajapakses

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3 years

@MKBHD They haven't done milking the lightning port yet

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3 years

I'm sure many terrorist organizations & countries alike are dying to stage an attack on Sri Lanka . @ChanakyaDissan1 We've got so much to offer!

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Hasn’t your whole life been a handout?

Chamithri Rambukwella

@ChamithriR

2 years

@Wijesinghe85 @Mr6feet @deshanlasitha_ Think about the amount #lka govts spend to provide education, health for free. The amount the govt gives as handouts a year. The amount in subsidies. Why not privatize or go for ppps for institutions running at a loss?

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@nuwnjay

10 months

Dude wut 👀

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@nuwnjay

3 years

Spiderman: No Gas at Home

Your Conscience🌅

@Deminathor_

3 years

a suitable title?

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@nuwnjay

1 year

@0xgaut iPhone Pro camera bump is the Apple equivalent of the BMW kidney grill

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3 years

MCQ answers be like

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1 year

@karrus01 @HollywoodInToto …memorably boring

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Stop the Sinhala only bill from being passed in ‘56

Asher de Silva

@ashroxx

2 years

You're Dr. Strange for Sri Lanka. What one thing would you change in Sri Lanka's timeline that would set this country on a different path from where it is now?

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@nuwnjay

2 years

It pisses me off that @charith9 says "අඩු ගානට/නිකං කරල දෙන්න පුලුවං". Why is it that when actually qualified, competent people are supposed do it they're expected to be paid with peanuts?

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Behold Discount Mother Theresa of House Airbus, 69th of her name, Simp of drool worthy MPs, Bootycall of questionable businessmen, Supervisor of helmets, Fact checker of fake economists, Auditor of charities, Legal counsel of memes & the Queen of contradiction

Amjad Moulana

@MoulanaAmjad

2 years

@kulanthisilva @Jamz5251 It’s a screen grab from a very public TV show and then made into a meme, and shared yet again into the public domain from where I got it from. Nothing private, unlike the inquiry report you can’t share.

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@nuwnjay

3 months

Brain drain in Sri Lanka reaches new heights as academics start leaving the country for Mars /s

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@NewsWireLK

3 months

Lankan among NASA’s new crew for next simulated Mars journey

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Me listening to guy @ passport renewal queue detailing a 15 yr work history in UAE, complaining abt inefficiency of LK gov services, explaining how his entire family is migrating to Italy now cuz “මෙහෙ ඉදල වැඩක් නෑ" only to finally conclude with “ගෝටට ඡන්දෙ දෙන්න තමයි මෙහෙ ආවෙ”

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4 months

This is literally on your website

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@MarketNewsLK

4 months

Abans says they are not the McDonald's franchisee in #SriLanka Local franchisee of McDonald's is International Restaurant Systems (Pvt) Ltd (IRSL). Rusi Pestonjee, the MD of Abans PLC (AP), owns 98.7% of IRSL IRSL is not a subsidiary nor an associate of AP or its parent -CSE 🍔

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@nuwnjay

3 years

My timeline rn

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1 year

@rickygervais @NavinDissa @FernandoShalana Put the tape right here bois

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DailyMirror

@Dailymirror_SL

1 year

Aragalaya activist arrested for operating mobile brothel #dailymirror #SriLanka

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@nuwnjay

5 years

@frankdicesare12 @RonaldDJackson @jgrano305 @elonmusk This movie got so much right, it might as well be a blueprint for @elonmusk 's ideas. Just the gif below showcases autonomous driving, electric cars and underground highways...

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5 months

Iraj can read?

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11 months

How unapologetically pathetic does one have to be make a joke by comparing an act of terrorism that killed over 200 people to a natural disaster that killed even more people just make a ridiculous point about your political bias.

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1 year

Guardians of the biriyani

Jihan Hameed

@jehan_hameed

1 year

Well , let’s hear you .

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2 years

@RajapaksaNamal Namal trying not to use the word ‘war’

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2 years

A batchmate of mine who’s in the military was saying how they’re being taken care of and we as civilians shouldn’t protest against things we can’t control. Another friend of mine who’s sitting for an exam soon responded with this… #EconomicCrisisLK #GoHomeRajapaksas

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Nice to see the Lankan aunty community alive and well in the UK 🥹 #represent

Anushka Perera

@PeAnushka

2 years

All of you privileged kids moan about power cuts just remember all of the underprivileged kids live most of their childhood with countless disruptions and difficulties 😔 just saying..

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8 months

Honorable gamers

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@NewsWireLK

8 months

Concerns raised over computer shooting games

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කොහෙ ගියත් කමක් නෑ @DulithK තව පාරක් රට බේරගන්න නාමල් බේබිට vote එක දෙන්න එන්න ඕනේ... 🙏

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2 years

Not going down without a fight

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2 years

High time they update the logo

Jamila Husain

@Jamz5251

2 years

Sri Lanka to get it's very own Disneyland? State Min Diana Gamage says that officials from Disneyland have been in discussions with her to open a Disneyland in Sri Lanka. Says this project will boost Sri Lanka's tourism sector. #SriLanka #Disneyland

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Blessings from Iran

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3 years

In a recent study, the RoyTho encounter was carbon dated to be older than Humanity possibly even older than the Big Bang

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2 years

Then say the magic words #GoHomeGota2022 #GoHomeRajapaksas

Mahela Jayawardena

@MahelaJay

2 years

I had balls to fight the system when you were in your fathers … so don’t worry about mine. Stay focus 👍

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1 year

When you stumble across a random reddit thread and see Sri Lanka represented nicely in the comments.

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...a world class intelligence service that possess the foresight of Heimdall

Sri Lanka Was Warned of Possible Attacks. Why Didn’t It Stop Them? (Published 2019)

The government’s history of bitter infighting appears to have contributed to a spectacular security blunder that led to one of the world’s deadliest terrorist attacks.

www.nytimes.com

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@nuwnjay

2 years

A better idea

Udaya Gammanpila

@UPGammanpila

2 years

@dinidu I invite you for a YouTube interview/debate for everybody to know the truth about the two issues you attempted to mislead the public regarding me. (2/2)

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@nuwnjay

2 years

. @CassilingamG is a cautionary tale against making Rajapaksa bum-sucking ones only source of sustenance

G. Cassilingham

@CassilingamG

2 years

Its very clear that some politically motivated/ funded protestors are trying to sabotage the IMF support. Simply appalling. Can't imagine how these people are trying to drag us further down just so that they can get power. But at what cost? To see a nation suffer further?

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Can our discount mother Theresa spare some crocodile tears for Ashen’s mother too? 🥺

Anjula Hettige

@AnjulaHettige

2 years

Here's the video where Iraj shares the personal mobile number belonging to the mother of Ashen Senarathna; asking his audience to call and harass her. Why? Because Ashen didn't support Gotabaya in 2019.

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@nuwnjay

2 years

@wear_here @bnj Dude was born to work in the Apple Watch team with that surname 🥲

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2 years

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been ACCEPTED into the SLPP Leadership Academy for Political Excellence #ජයගමු🇱🇰

Namal Rajapaksa

@RajapaksaNamal

2 years

Privileged to be a part of a historic event, the launch of ‘SLPP Political Leadership Academy’ for political excellence. An important and much needed academy, launched with the aim of empowering politically conscious citizens with better knowledge and skills. @PodujanaParty

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@nuwnjay

3 years

Got the 1st #CovishieldVaccine vaccine from Lunawa & this will detail my experience Spoiler alert: I haven't seen this bad of a clusterfuck since GoT Season 8 Also, it's gonna be a long thread, so buckle up (1/15)

Gita Rachel Mathew

@gita_mathew

3 years

@RegularReh Feedback has been from Health Line Workers, Frontline Military and Police Officers who have so far been vaccinated. Certain area hospitals have also received vaccines due to the vulnerability of the area & if one had registered it has been coordinated well. (Lunawa Hospital)

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@nuwnjay

2 years

If you say Airbus three times, animal will appear

Dinidu de Alwis

@dinidu

2 years

If you say Rajapaksa three times Jamila appears.

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@nuwnjay

2 years

නාමල් මේ, උඹලගෙ පවුලම කුජීත වෙලා ඉවරයි දැං. තමුන් නම මාරු කරල, plastic surgery කරල, gender transition එකක් කරල ආවත් ලංකාවෙ ඉන්න වෙන්නෙ නෑ. බොරුවට සුදන වෙන්නෙ නැතුව uncle වයි, අප්පච්චි වයි අර‍ං පලයං ඔච්චර කැක්කුමක් තියෙනවනම්.

Namal Rajapaksa

@RajapaksaNamal

2 years

Whichever side we are on, we must all agree that violence is not the way to solve anything! Our country has seen enough! We must protect peace at all costs! I urge authorities & protestors a like to not give into violence & stop this escalating any further! @SL_PoliceMedia

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...a headstrong police force that works tirelessly to defend and protect the innocent

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@nuwnjay

6 years

@universal_sci @WorldAndScience Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

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@nuwnjay

2 years

Footage captured of Chanakya leaving the country last night

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...flanked by a thriving biome that is respected by it's rulers

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...entrusted to an economic maestro John Nash would take lessons from

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...filled with a multi-racial populace that are not discriminated against whatsoever

Sri Lanka: Covid-19 Forced Cremation of Muslims Discriminatory

Sri Lanka’s requirement to cremate anyone who dies from Covid-19 goes against public health guidance and discriminates against the Muslim community, Human Rights Watch said today.

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@nuwnjay

3 years

...lead by Lady Nightingale incarnate

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@nuwnjay

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A populace guarded by a justice system with iron-clad integrity

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