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@Footinit

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Ex-NHS wench. Now palliative carer of miscellaneous heritage and exotic ‘fro. Pillock of the community.

Cambridgeshire, England

Joined June 2010

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@Footinit

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4 years

A few years ago this delivery man blatantly perved over me while I sunbathed. He stood and stared but I ignored him, then politely asked him to stop and eventually told him to piss off. When I approached him I realised it was a photo of a man on the van and I was an idiot.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@NbMagpie @oilookitsian THAT is what you infer from this? You’ve got a lot to learn.

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@Footinit

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3 months

@fesshole Cumtree?

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Do you pay subscriptions by OediPayPal? Bit niche.

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@Footinit

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1 month

@NurseChristell1 My neighbour Shirley recently pointed out that I have written ‘Hi Shitley’ in more than one text to her.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole I hope you still pretended to be surprised when you unwrapped it on Christmas Day.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole It’s a shame you were deturd from doing it again.

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@Footinit

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4 months

@fesshole If it was Limmy I’d approve and crack on.

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@Footinit

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26 days

@SalfordMe2023 Croissant. Made from scratch. Including waiting for the wheat to grow.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole You invite guests you don’t like? What a waste of a life.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole You’ve had plenty of time to formulate a comprehensible anecdote.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Ugh. Do the decent thing. Pick one and live with the consequences.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole I hope you used precautions. Don’t want to hear the pitta patter of tiny meat.

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@Footinit

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1 month

@fesshole Her cheating and you not caring surely equals the logical end of your marriage.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Your tapeworm will love them too.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Doubt she’d be thrilled to be your ‘current girlfriend’ either.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole It’s not a fess. …me, girl and dog still together…in a canine/human centipede. That’s more like it.

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@Footinit

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4 years

@BulletsMr @AshcroftBen I’m sure most people underestimate how impossible it can be to distance yourself from that lifestyle. There are few greater achievements. Brilliant.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Doesn’t the keyhole scratch the lenses?

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole

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@Footinit

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2 years

12yo isn’t keen on reading. Rarely reads for pleasure. I’ve started reading to him at night. Great books I’ve chosen for myself. Teacher friend says it ‘doesn’t really count’ but I disagree. Surely it doesn’t matter how we consume literature and anything’s better than nothing?

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Lucky you didn’t have to watch a human being fight its way out of her vagina.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole

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@Footinit

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11 months

@fesshole Did you get a Sémillon?

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole You could’ve really got yourself in some shit.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole He owns your arsehole?

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole That’s a bummer.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole From one couch with a box of tissues to another.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Money’s only real use is freedom. Don’t feel guilty.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Tell her. She’ll be thrilled.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole He got off lightly.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole From keenly-fingered to greenly-fingered.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@anon_opin Swallowing pills without water can be harmful to stomach lining, increase chance of choking as well as slowing their efficacy. It isn’t macho to forego the water.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole If he treats you well and you love each other be happy with that. Social media is pretty silly.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Or...jobbies

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@Footinit

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4 months

Not mine but my daughter painted this of her BF when she was 15.

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Cake ⚽️ it’s all about the football now

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Hello please qrt with an art you are proud of 😊

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole So angry AND manipulative. Lucky guy.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Hmmm. You definitely don’t fancy guys.

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@Footinit

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4 years

Disappointed they didn’t get out through the windows.

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A bet he’s proud of that one

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@Footinit

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4 years

@fesshole Eat more fatty foods. Your droppings will slide round the u bend without touching the sides, like a playful otter.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Cheating in your own home? An extra touch of class.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@NbMagpie @oilookitsian I can usually spot a joke. I’m relieved it was.

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@Footinit

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4 months

@fesshole Could be photos of other people’s kids. You should be relieved.

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@Footinit

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14 days

@fesshole This has distracted all the incels from their Warhammer miniatures.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole You have every right to be. That’s pretty appalling.

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@Footinit

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4 months

@fesshole I need to have a think about this one.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole DM me with info how I can do this too. Er…I mean, that’s gross/get a life/Boris? Etc etc.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Replace Fanny with Gash. Keep us posted

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@Footinit

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5 years

@lenathehyena @Laurajmuldoon @SkelMawhrin @Ryanair Preferably mid air

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole It’s not a wasted life. You’ve seized it and milked it for all it’s worth.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole ‘A wizard between the sheets’. Brilliant. A Vagician.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Ah, manipulation. The basis of every successful marriage.

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@Footinit

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4 years

I’ve just been called a ‘thick c**t’ for not knowing this was an Autoglass van. Shock horror! Man thinks the mark of intelligence is being able to identify trade vehicles.

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@Footinit

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3 years

No, not Viz. This is an ‘actual’ holiday tip.

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@Footinit

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10 months

@fesshole Even I would consider that excessive.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Is it annual bunny-boiler day? This might seem innocuous behaviour but it’s utterly controlling. I doubt you’d appreciate him deciding what you can own/wear. Then destroying the rest.

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@Footinit

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5 years

@DannyDutch @i124nk8 I found it rather touching.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Which panty buying site? Asking for myself.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole HornHub

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@Footinit

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1 month

I grew a pair today.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole This is so weird. You should be put in the stocks.

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@Footinit

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2 months

@fesshole No need to be jealous. Some of my best friends are male and I haven’t slept with any of them. Yet.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole I once texted ‘I want to sit on your face’ to my mother in law. She replied ‘I hope that was meant for my son!’ We haven’t mentioned it since.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Only someone who listens to Radio 2 would think Radio 1 is cool.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Testicle size has very little to do with volume of semen. You need a better excuse.

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@Footinit

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4 years

Libellous.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole I can only ever manage a mouthful of daddy’s special porridge.

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@Footinit

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5 years

@braintree_ @Natt The inside should read ‘thanks also for saving me the cost of a wedding present. PS I hope there’s a free bar’

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@Footinit

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27 days

@fesshole Wrexham Warterworld

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole I’m clearly doing Twitter wrong.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Jesus Christ. I’m healing over just imagining that.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole You should’ve owned up to being the OfFender.

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@Footinit

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3 years

None of the scaffolders I passed on my way to work this morning appreciated my call of ‘Give us a smile lads!’ They must be gay or their periods have synchronised.

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@Footinit

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5 years

@Jonandstuff It’s not the video quality that is lacking. It’s the content.

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole I hope you’re better at finger painting than you are at telling stories.

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@Footinit

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4 years

@fesshole Being strong doesn’t mean hiding your feelings. Your wife will feel far more supported if you grieve with her and you’ll feel better too.

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2 years

@fesshole You should show an interest in your boyfriend’s hobbies.

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@Footinit

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4 months

@fesshole One swallow doesn’t make a bummer.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Did she let you put it through the back door on your birthday?

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@Footinit

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1 year

@fesshole Ok, Greg Davies.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole If only there were other times of day than ‘the end’.

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@Footinit

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4 years

@PaulWesterberg5 @fesshole Finally, a perk.

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@Footinit

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2 months

@fesshole 12 is a difficult age.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole This is not the full dirty load content we want.

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@Footinit

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1 year

I need podcast recommendations to drown out the voices.

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@Footinit

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9 months

@fesshole Change your waze.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Pukka fucker.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole Your ‘friend’ sounds like a nice man. That’s really all that matters.

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@Footinit

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4 years

@fesshole Try not to lose hope. I had several miscarriages and an ectopic pregnancy but now have 2 really irritating children.

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4 years

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole That’s the 3rd date taken care of.

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@Footinit

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3 years

@fesshole The sweatshop had to take on another 4 year old to fill your sock quota. Sleep well.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Let me explain oral to you.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole One of the most vanilla fesses so far.

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@Footinit

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5 years

@mrnickharvey I hoped it would happen soon. Over dinner he whispered in my ear that he had booked a room. He led me upstairs, said nothing, merely undressed entirely, stood facing the wall like a tall, naked baby and told me he wanted me to spank and fist him. We’re now married. No, we aren’t.

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@Footinit

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4 months

@fesshole How apt.

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@Footinit

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11 months

@fesshole ‘I’d give it 45 years if I were you.’

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole Reminds me of my favourite joke.

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@Footinit

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2 years

@fesshole How cruel. It might have been nothing to do with you at all.

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@fesshole

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