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@rigby113

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Once Britain’s sexiest man, now illustrator and morning custard drinking. Dog fags and clickbait my specialty dave_cakes113 and davedraws113 on instagram

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@rigby113
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1 year
Get yer dog fags, get yer dog fags. It’s is here for a limited time. I might get the design taken down at any point. T- shirts, caps and more available.
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If this was old twitter there would be an account called Ian Wright’s big coat
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1 year
Looks like someone coming out the back room of a newsagents
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23-year old Mexican rapper Dansur, surgically implants gold chains into his head to serve as his hair 👀
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8 months
Let’s all meet up at Kebab 2000
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2 months
It looks like it’s about to kick off between the Vests and the Tees.
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9 months
Huge if true
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@rigby113
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2 years
Off to my higher paid job. Not sure what I was thinking doing that lower paid job.
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@rigby113
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Someone’s never heard of the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around… One step beyond
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Can someone explain what actually happened here?
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1 month
Name a band with 2 brothers in it? You can’t
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5 months
Hello Viking Cruises Yes I’d like to cancel my cruise Saw them last night? Saw them last night yeah.
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2 years
Every time someone RT this I’ll make Carrie’s hat bigger
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7 months
Bring back Super Market Sweep and have Sweep present it. No translator no subtitles you just have to figure out what he’s squeaking
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Hear me out we bring back Top Gear but Sweep is the only presenter and he just drives his bone car around nice countrysides.
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Cunts who blare music out, it’s always cunt music isn’t it? I would love to know the science behind this.
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10 months
Just to be clear this is an Ian Wrght’s coat appreciation tweet
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6 months
Hi @CadburyUK , hear me out Tripledecker
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2 years
I don’t want any of this fuss at my funeral.
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This Nigel Slater post and caption is a bit too hot for my morning custard.
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Having long hair and a beard being absolutely ruined by these two.
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Outrageously bad vibes.
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2 years
@MentalHeadline @ripeacsky Then he babysits his own kids when his wife goes out.
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When you don’t trust your bathroom fitters to get on with the job.
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1 year
👍 Your Dad replying to the Government emergency alert 🚨 today
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Just waiting at the vets and this guy’s just come in without a pet
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No one’s watching Sooty if it wasn’t for Sweep.
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Craft beer is like normal beer but someone has to tell you a little story before you have it.
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1 year
Girls be like ‘one year with this one 💖 😍 🥰’ and this is the pic
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If someone burgled Pieterson’s house whilst he advertised that he was out it would be the funniest thing to ever happen.
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Duck
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How do you avoid premature ejaculation?🤔😁
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When you eat an egg in one then someone asks you if you've seen their egg
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When mum asks you to get the good mince.
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this chanel bag
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Ed Davey is filming a porno today.
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@KillerTermite There are at least two now though so Twitter hasn’t let us down
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@fesshole It’s great very respectful. Good on you this person.
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3 years
Leave and let’s lie.
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★ K E N N Y ★
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Name the Bond movie
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I’ve only gone and ordered a Sweep puppet. Mid life crisises are ace. Enjoy it
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@nickw84 I was there a few weeks ago. I had to have a sit down as I was overwhelmed and gutted that I wasn’t hungry.
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2 years
@WildCardDistrib Never ask Michael Flatley so get you some pasties.
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@SB_Duggan I did that tweet once
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2 years
Every time someone RT this I’ll make Carrie’s hat bigger
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If Alan Sugar told me I was fired I’d simply say fuck off.
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Dry Jan is what I call your mum
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Gregg Wallace has just been round to tell me he didn’t want more children. Strange as I hadn’t asked. He just told me that. Yes his boy was with him.
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Hold on, he only killed old people and they were his patients
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David Tennant still hasn’t apologised for inspiring cool uncles to wear converse at weddings.
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Deleted this reply and wish I hadn’t now.
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When I paid to see the Elvis film yesterday they gave me two pieces of paper. One for the money, two for the show
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Now what to do with the rest of the page
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What a strange reason to remember stuffing.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing because it may contain moths Read more 🔗
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Your teddy bear when you arrive with the picnic.
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This is Prince.
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Fucking crying for this marvellous man finally having his time on the Eurovision stage for real #Eurovision
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7 months
Please check that she’s not in Walsall
@trussliz
Liz Truss
7 months
In the great city of Warsaw speaking at The Future of Europe conference with @Heritage and @FundacjaWEI . We cannot continue to appease people who want to undermine our way of life. Read @BreitbartNews report👇
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2 years
Regrets, I've had a few But then again, tofu to mention
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Suella Braverman MP
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My letter to the Prime Minister.
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Sara Pascoe Sara collect £200
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Can we have a round of applause for kettles please. Absolutely goated when boiling water whatever... The work horse of the kitchen. Boil after boil after boil and it just sits and asks for more. Love them.
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3 years
What my bills see when I’m trying to see if it’s a Valentine’s day card.
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Impressive farting her bag nearly to the end of the bench.
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People just saying anything now to join in
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
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Damien Heinz haz gone becoming the 49th to resign. He should’ve waiting until he was the 57th. A lovely joke my parents would love.
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10 months
There now has been about 5 account made. Thank you twitter gods. You still are stirring. The first one I saw I RETWEETED
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My Mum and Dad have been staying with me for a couple of nights now and are threatening a third. I’ve tried leaving a trail of Liquorice Allsorts and Toblerone back to their car but they’ve barely looked at it.
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👍 Your Dad replying to the Government emergency alert 🚨 tomorrow
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Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry This could be a case for Margaux and Scully #uc #UniversityChallenge
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No you can’t become the King of Spain it doesn’t work like that.
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@SaulStaniforth @colinbell @paulpowlesland Love it when intelligent people say what I want to say but in a clear, reasonable and polite way. Basically I’d get it wrong and probably get too passionate and then borderline offend.
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Not deleting the one about her being changed into a cat and they couldn’t change her back. That was good stuff.
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@CanalRiverTrust lovely walk from Congleton railway station to Kidsgrove.
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@pizzapat246 @maxrushden Diving, generally being a dick. Is that in the laws?
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Loads of Dad’s coming home after a busy day of saying come on then.
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Test shoot 3 to see if I can be a clothes influencer. I’ve taken out the pointing and let the clothes do the talking.
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2 years
Pom-bears have been renamed Som-bears during this period of national mourning.
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@OfficialPVFC Really appropriate tattoos. Welcome to the club
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Had my team draw this up
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Shouting you’re not the magic one at Debbie McGee as she pretends to do magic in a kitchen advert.
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Someone on threads pointed out the Greenland is icy and Iceland is green. So I’m back here.
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Lord Sugar is it? And you’re not a character on a cereal box? Seems unlikely.
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@ChumpanZeee I love it, just at my size I might be worried about door frames
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A 2nd David Cameron has entered Downing Street
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1 year
Fascinating
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@DontCallMeDebby
Deb 🌻 🟧
1 year
Is it just me or does this orange look like the offender?
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Liz Truss walks like she’s not confident her upper body is going to go with her.
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What he says before taking another celeb into the afterlife.
@paddingtonbear
Paddington
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The weather is just right for adventure and a long walk.
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Just liked a picture of some tits for the first time ever. Not as much fun as I’d thought it would be.
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The costumes are unbelievable. Like a runner was just sent to the nearest fancy dress.
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There is a Furries storyline on Doctors and they’re cancelling this program? This is a social resource more than a soap.
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@maxrushden Trevor Nelson never banged on about his microwave going missing this much.
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@_rightfoulgit I was waiting for the person who said excuse me to tell them to fuck off. Also volume control please.
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The three ghosts assigned to Prince Andrew
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Matt Hancock missing the chance to joke “so you’re the one who bought it’’ when the inquiry showed him they had read his book. You just can’t trust people like him.
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@imbethmccoll Or Bob Mortimer offering a hug and a pint
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What my bills see when I’m trying to see if it’s a Valentine’s day card.
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George Osbourne this morning
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@christinamartin
Christina Martin
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Lying in bed with a coffee and a golden face mask like a royal.
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Purple suit going to a book launch fit. See you in Ilkley.
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It’s not every day you get to wear a purple suit, unless you’re the Joker or Willy Wonka
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1 year
Justice for @DankAckroyd
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6 months
I fucking hate the apprentice it’s fucking shit and they all should tell you to fuck off
@Lord_Sugar
Lord Sugar
6 months
I am a great admirer of the BBC show the repair shop. However I think they spend too much time on sob stories and not enough on watching the repair process.
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