@guessingdame
I would NOT trust myself to say "BUCKING VOCAB" correctly in a room full of high school students 😂
The f bomb depoly button is waaaay too close to accidentally being pressed
@s8n
After booking months in advance the airbnb host canceled my reservation like the day before check-in and I had to scramble to find a hotel room last minute during the holiday season.
Not only are airbnbs costly, but also horribly unreliable and caters to hosts more than guests
You guys have NO IDEA how much Kuba has put into his breakdown video. The madlad has been working through the night, avoiding sleep and not eating, just so he can deliver the ultimate breakdown video.
Please, please, PLEASE give it a watch when he posts it today. He deserves it
I always thought Baldur was being overly dramatic when he decided to choke out his own mother barehanded because he couldn't feel anything, but after losing my sense of taste to covid, I would absolutely club a baby seal just to taste soap again
#BaldurDidNothingWrong
#FightMe
I TOLD you guys I had a big video coming! Here it is! A BIG thank you to
@SonySantaMonica
for allowing me such a wonderful opportunity to interview two amazing developers!
via
@YouTube
@XtremeGameplayz
I mean thb, it just seems like a graphic upgrade to me.
The left one is way more cartoon-ish and the right one looks more like an actual woman 🤷♀️
Same thing happened with Cassie and people complained about her too
Due to recent events, both Kaptain Kuba and I will be taking a hiatus from social media. Really disappointed at the God of War community. I get it, things got heated, but making personal attacks on Kuba's physical appearance and making rape jokes about me is going WAY too far 😟
I met my husband
@KaptainKuba
on one of his livestreams. At the time, he assumed I was a guy simply because "girls don't like God of War" 😂
Here is the exact moment when he realizes that I'm actually a girl (and then proceeds to call me a weirdo):
Swiggity swooty he comin for that booty!
I drew Big Boss in the style of the absolutely amazing
@othatsraspberry
, who has not only inspired me to draw again but has also got me excited again to play the rest of the Metal Gear Solid games!
Gonna start MGS3 soon I promise!
The guy at GameStop recognized me and was kind enough to slide me an early copy of
#GodofWarRagnarok
under the table! Thanks Nick!
Totally real story and not just an empty pre-order box I picked up off the shelf or anything
STOP UNSUBSCRIBING FROM GOD OF WAR YOUTUBERS
Unsubbing does NOT prevent their videos from showing on your feed, but what it does do is destroy their algorithm and affect sponsorships and make them sad so please for the love of Ragnarok stop unsubscribing from god of war youtubers
Thank you everyone for your kind words and comments! I'm back home from the hospital and I'll be starting a new medication soon. Let's hope the new med does better than the old med 🤞 Fingers crossed!
Now here's a pic of Charlotte to make everything better:
@MaskTheMovie
Hi, forensic student here, I can tell you that his post is for engagement and not actually true.
You got a bloater?
In water for 2 months?
Completely liquified?
Yeah nah there's no way they'll have that place cleaned and ready by the end of the week, end of the year MAYBE
Can confirm
@KaptainKuba
is cookin up a storm with
#GodofWarRagnarokValhalla
being announced, mans already got multiple videos in the works.
He's back, ladies and gents!
@ComicGirlAshley
excuse me but is my boy wearing a
TURTLENECK UNDER A BLAZER-HOODIE COMBO JACKET??? WITH BLUE JEANS???!!???
like I know he's a farm boy but dang clark learn some fashion sense boy
@gregthesorcerer
Starting a GoFundMe so we can crowdfund and hire a reputable necromancer to bring our boy back
Hang in there buddy, you're about to be Greg the Undead Sorcerer
I know it's cliché coming from me but
@KaptainKuba
truly is an amazing person
I've been struggling HARD with my disease for months now and he's not only taken care of me when I couldn't take care of myself but also put up with my whiny ass during it 😂
I'm really a lucky gal 🥰
God of War Ragnarök hype inspired me to get back into art. Got all pumped and made "Polyrök", uploaded it to Teespring, and it got taken down immediately.
Sad that nobody will ever get to wear low poly Kratos 😭💔
With that said,
@SonySantaMonica
I got a good merch pitch for ya
The Official
#GodofWarRagnarok
Cosplay Guide has 10 brand new characters!
🦅 Freya
⚡ Thor
🎨 Angrboda
⚒️ Brok & Sindri
🍲 Týr
💪 Thrúd
👁️ Odin
🍎 Heimdall
🪶 Gná
Check out the guides and tips from our community cosplay partners here 👉
After A LOT of research and redesigns, I think I've finally come up with the dress design I'm going to use for
@KaptainKuba
's Sif cosplay (would've taken less longer if
@SonySantaMonica
had a cosplay reference guide for Sif 👀)
The Cosplay Construction Countdown Clock begins! ⏱️
@KaptainKuba
's fake Sif boobs came in the mail today and had to a fit test.
Y'all thought he was joking about the Sif cosplay livestream? That he was gonna cancel it? That he wasn't gonna go through with it?
Naaaaah, I won't let him escape this one 😉
We are only $300 away from
@KaptainKuba
wearing a lore accurate Lady Sif cosplay, so if you wanna see this but in reality, please somebody call somebody rich and click the stream NOW
The amount of God of War 2018 & Ragnarok fans who don't know you can play GOW2 as a giant fishman is staggering
If you didn't know this blessing from the gods existed until now, please comment because I wanna scold you properly for not knowing this huge piece of God of War lore
had to get my photo taken for some immigration paperwork and it looks like a mug shot 😂
quick if I were a criminal, what crime did I do?
best answer gets bragging rights and absolutely nothing else
GO
I deeply apologize to all my followers who were under the impression that I'd be tweeting about god of war stuff because I can tell you right now you're gonna be real disappointed.
With that said here's my favorite meme of the day, enjoy:
Hear me out: A livestream podcast in which
@KaptainKuba
plays God of War 1 on the hardest mode with
@davidscottjaffe
as a guest host, but everytime Kuba dies both he and Jaffe have to take a toke.
Bonus points if
@corybarlog
attends.
I call it: "Highest Plane of Existence"
Hubby woke up this morning groaning about feeling like absolute crap. "Yeah you're gonna feel like this for a few more days-" "DAYS?!?" He's not used to being sick 😅
At this point we're both getting sick and tired of being sick and tired 😫 Itching to get back to work and record
Colonoscopy completed! Yay I get to eat again!! 😋
I knew my insides weren't gonna be in the best condition, and doc confirmed that's the case, but now we know exactly how extensive my ulcerative colitis is and I'm getting treatment!
I hate all of you who wouldn't stop telling
@KaptainKuba
he was watching Dragon Ball Z wrong and especially fuck that guy who claimed his reaction was fake because now he doesn't want to watch DBZ anymore at all and he's taken down all the streams 🙃
FUCK.
YOU.
ALL.
Update on Bobby (I named the bird):
Talked with a few people and discovered that Bobby is probably a fledgeling learning to fly. We placed Bobby back where we found them, checked back later & they were gone so we assume that Bobby flew off!
Have fun on your first flight Bobby!
So
@KaptainKuba
has merch and was sad because nobody really knew about it so I made a sharable gif promo to advertise his merch so you can know about it
RT to spread awareness & make Kuba happy again
Both
@KaptainKuba
and I have come down with a mysterious deadly illness that can only be described as "feeling like absolute shit"
Tested negative for covid, strep, and the flu so I guess we have whatever caused the black plague
Update: surgery went well! Big bad colon is officially gone and I already feel a difference! For the first time in 12 years I don't feel like absolute shit 🥲
I'll be in the hospital for a few days to rest, but I can already tell getting my colon removed was a great decision 🥰
I have no idea what
@KaptainKuba
found, but he started screaming "I FOUND IT! I FUCKING FOUND IT!!!" like I've NEVER seen him so excited before so I'm guessing it's huge?
Can't confirm what game but I know he was playing an older god of war game prior to screaming 🤔
YouTube gave
@KaptainKuba
a strike by mistake. He disputed it, and 10 MINUTES LATER YouTube claimed that they reviewed all 2 HOURS of Kuba's livestream footage and denied his dispute.
Last time I checked, it takes a little longer than 10 minutes to go through 2 HOURS of footage
"DISNEY ORIGINAL"?!?
EXCUSE ME?!?
Disney literally cancelled the series mid story arc and only brought it back when they realized they could make a quick buck out of it
@KaptainKuba
@corybarlog
It's Klingon, and it says "Kratos dies in Ragnarok, so prepare for Atreus solo games. There will be an Atreus trilogy after Ragnarok.".
Whoa I can't believe he totally spoiled the game like that
So apparently I still owe my university +$4k in student loans and wasn't informed until JUST NOW and the payment is due this week and no I'm not even joking
IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND WAS JUST INFORMED NOW 🙃
Behold the difference between hiring an actor and hiring a voice actor
@UniversalFR
has notably hired actual voice actors to dub the french version of the film
Notice how Mario actually sounds like Mario and not Chris Pratt
@ItsMeKonaruhi
is officially back home from the hospital!
Although she's still not feeling well, at least she's home and can relax.
Thank you to all for your positive comments and support!
With that said, I'll be returning to doing videos again this week. See you guys soon!
@KaptainKuba
is currently on his longest livestream ever! Over 8 hours so far! 😱 He's still got 2 more God of War games to go. Will the stream be over 24 hours?
Join Kuba and cheer him on as he takes on playing God of War 1-4, back to back, for Ragnarok!
What if I told you the reason why
@KaptainKuba
's thumbnails change is because he makes one and then I make another one and just switch it without telling him lol
Shush don't tell him I made him a kickass thumbnail 🤫
Livestream Friday at 3pm Eastern Time:
Statistically men commit more murders than women but what if men and women both commit murder equally it's just that women learn at a very young age how to remove bloodstains hello welcome to my tedtalk
GET VACCINATED.
If for some reason you can't get vaccinated, stay out of public places and completely avoid contact with others.
There is no third option.
So I got
@KaptainKuba
an autograph from
@DanielleBisutti
for Valentine's Day.
I showed it to him via video call and he legit said "Oh! An autograph from..... Michelle....Farbauti!".
So just so we're all clear, her name is Michelle Farbauti now