Itโd be rather splendid if, instead of booing the Italian national anthem (which is infinitely better than ours anyway), fans at Wembley booed any time Johnson is shown on the big screens.
#JohnsonVariant
#ITAENG
#EURO2020
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I remember in 1997 being delighted when Michael Portillo lost his seat but my goodness I'd drink myself into insensibility if the likes of Patel, Duncan Smith, Bridgen, Drax, Swayne or Rees-Mogg ever lose theirs. A nastier, more vindictive bunch of shits you'll never encounter.
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Why are people tweeting
#BoycottCosta
? If it's your choice not to get the vaccine then it's their choice - providing it breaks no laws - not to let you in. ๐คทโโ๏ธ It's not discriminatory. They're doing it because of your choice - not your ethnicity, sexual orientation etc.
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Madeley speaking to Chris Packham with utter contempt for Just Stop Oil, then cheerily passing over to burning Sicily yet clearly not actually making the connection.
#GMB
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Shit men make shit times
Laurence Fox and Darren Grimes
Nigel Farage and Lee Hurst
They send times from bad to worse
Ian Brown and Right Said Fred
Make times to fill you full of dread
What we need are decent men
To bring the good times back again.
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The Venn diagram of people moaning about Alex Scott and having either ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ or ๐ฌ๐ง in their profile is the most perfect of circles.
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Classy from Nuno on Turner:
โHe made a mistake, but it is our responsibility. We said that we wanted to try to play in a certain way. He made a mistake while trying to do that. I have nothing to say to Matt, because it was our mistake. Let us try to improve together.โ
#NFFC
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Times been Champions of Europe:
Liverpool - 6
Manchester United - 3
Nottingham Forest - 2
Aston Villa - 1
Chelsea - 1
Arsenal - 0
Manchester City - 0
Tottenham Hotspur - 0
But yeah, European Super League. ๐
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Breaking:
Courageous Labour MP
@DawnButlerBrent
has just been told to leave the Chamber by Deputy Speaker for raising my film which public have sent to 27 MILLION VIEWS in protest at Prime Ministers rampant lying in Parliament & calling PM a lier
Thank you for your courage Dawn
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When Met officers stop:
- Raping and murdering women
- Kneeling on other women at a vigil for the murdered one
- Being institutionally racist
- Being misogynists
- Taking and sharing pictures of dead women
Then I might take notice of who they do or don't have faith in.
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Like night and day listening to Nicola Sturgeon on
#GMB
vs. listening to Johnson. She always seems prepared, no bluster, no umms and aahs and no puerile attempts at humour.
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@Tobias_Ellwood
It might not be who 'we are as a nation.' However it's *exactly* what your party and Home Secretary is. And you're no better Tobias. You preach and pontificate and when it comes down to a vote, you abstain. Hypocritical and cowardly.
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@RefugeCharity
@bbcquestiontime
Sorry but that's a poor response from you and her. She should have the self-respect to resign and if she doesn't, she should be asked politely to do so.
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No, dickheads, the referee isn't shit because she's a woman. She's shit because she's shit. Just like all the shit male ones whose gender you don't mention.
#NFFC
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Saka, a 19 year old lad, just stepped up and took arguably the most important penalty kick in Englandโs history, and hours before load of men older than him trashed half of London. I know which deserves the scorn and negative headlines tomorrow.
#ITAENG
#EURO2020
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@Hate_the_EU
@reece_dinsdale
Another patriot who isn't a patriot at all. Patriots are guys like the ones who rebuilt the destroyed wall in Southport. Not the cunts like you and those who destroyed it.
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Hey,
@talkSPORT
. If, as rumoured, it's West Ham that want to sign Memphis Depay for ยฃ200k p/w and make him their highest-paid player, are you going to go on for a week about how he's only going there for the money and why didn't he go to Chelsea or Liverpool instead?
#NFFC
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#NFFC
fans: 'Sign a new goalie.'
#NFFC
*agrees deal to sign new goalie*
#NFFC
fans: 'Not that one.'
How about before whining like spoilt children we give the guy a chance to prove himself *at Forest.*
Who thought Aurier would be so good last season? Or Elanga this?
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@Msg4benjaminYou
@mrjamesob
I know you're taking the piss, but you can guarantee there'll be a shitload of 'It's only โฌ7' people. Yeah, it is, but that's not the point. It's another thing we were expressly told wouldn't happen.
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@GBGreatAgain
@TRobinsonNewEra
Please tell him he's a cunt from me. I can't because - using that massive courage and love of free speech he talks about - he's blocked me.
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There once was a lady called Vine
Whose husband's a self-serving swine
When quizzed on the waste
The appalling bad taste
'He can't live in a skip' was her whine.
#TorySleaze
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@SkyNewsBreak
Translation: 'My statement accurately reflected what I think but now I've seen the outrage it rightly caused and it might cost me votes I've retracted it.'
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I can't remember ever seeing Theresa May's parents on TV. Or David Cameron's. Or any other PM's for that matter. So why the fuck are TV stations still giving a platform to rancid old domestic-abuser Stanley Johnson?
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Richard Keys is a rancid, misogynistic old dinosaur who cheated on his wife with his daughter's best mate. If he's slagging us off we're doing something right.
#NFFC
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Steve Cooper must be some kind of sorcerer to make
#NFFC
:
- Win wearing their 3rd kit
- Beat Barnsley
- Score from a Ryan Yates header
- Nullify Keith Stroud
Absolute witchcraft.
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Boris Johnson is scum. Priti Patel is scum. Jacob Rees-Mogg is scum. Dominic Raab is scum. John Redwood is scum. Most Tory MPs are scum and the ones that aren't are either useless idiots or self-serving cowards.
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Proud that
#NFFC
wear this organisation's logo on their shirts. Disgusted that any
#NFFC
fans would agree with the xenophobic evil the Home Secretary is trying to impose.
UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, is profoundly concerned by the asylum bill introduced by the UK Government to the House of Commons today.
Our statement here: Tweet 1/2
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@SimonClarkeMP
You have absolutely no right to talk about 'kind politics' when your party's rhetoric directly led to the unrest outside the asylum seekers' hotel. You reap what you sow Simon and with the amount of awfulness your party has sown you're lucky it's only a middle finger you've had.
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Oh, I see that Martin Kemp has triggered some people* by *checks notes* suggesting that people get further protection against a contagious and potentially deadly disease.
*colossal whoppers
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Anyone calling Nazanin ungrateful unironically is a 100% grade A wanker. What has she got to be grateful to this government for? Absolutely fuck all. They could've paid that debt off years ago but sat with their thumbs up their arses instead.
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@KateWilliamsme
For everyone demanding she fly to attend thereโll be one outraged if she did. No-win situation for her. Her being pregnant is a perfectly valid reason not to attend. But not for some. ๐
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@WHU44
Why? For *checks notes* signing players and actually making an attempt at staying up? Sorry, didn't realise we were meant to just make up the numbers.
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I can 100% guarantee that all the people slagging
#Blondie
off will, at the age of 77, be stinking of piss and shouting at clouds. Not on the main stage at Glastonbury.
#Glastonbury2023
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๐ผ Johnson got married in the morning
Ding dong the bells were going to chime
Why did they do it?
We all see right through it
To make us all forget his crime. ๐ถ
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So if the rumoured fee for Vlachodimos is correct then:
- We shift 3rd choice goalie and get at least ยฃ15m toward PSR
- Newcastle get ยฃ35m toward their PSR
- We get another young promising player - with PL experience - for net ยฃ10m
I'll buy that for a dollar.
#NFFC
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What a racist prick and coward
@Greno1966
is. Sends a racist tweet to David Lammy then locks his account like a pussy because he rightly gets piled on to. If you canโt take abuse then donโt dish it out, dickhead.
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Heโs been briefed the reports a disaster , it finishes him off , heโs not willing to let go, heโs doing everything he can to kick it down the road and stay in power. I never thought our country could be as bad as it is right now!
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Soooo:
- We win, Everton or Leeds don't = safe
- We draw, Leicester don't win and Leeds lose = safe
- We draw, any other results = in our hands on last day
- We lose, either Leeds or Everton don't win = in our hands
- We lose, Leeds and Everton win = out of our hands
#NFFC
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To save you all the time of watching
#PMQs
today, this is what'll happen:
Starmer - *Asks reasonable question*
Johnson - 'Lie lie vaccines lie Captain Hindsight lie lie.'
Hoyle - *Daydreams about kittens and slippers*
Repeat to fade.
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So now because it seems the murderer isn't a Muslim and it's confirmed he was born in the UK the far-right blame his parentage for his actions.
Did they blame Fred West's parents? Or Harold Shipman's? Or Lucy Letby's? Beverley Allitt's? Ian Huntley's? Thomas Hamilton's?