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2 years

35 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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36 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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2 years

On this day in 1990, a Knightmare dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped into history.

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4 years

33 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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9 months

On this day in 1990, a Knightmare dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped into history.

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4 years

Three tier system

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1 year

To all of you who used to rush home on Fridays to catch Knightmare: Thank you. And your school should have let you out early.

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5 years

32 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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8 years

Me at the start of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016

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2 years

21st December 1990: Treguard closes Series 4 with Season's Greetings to the watchers, followed by the end credits with Gundrada.

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1 year

Don't forget that the #ClocksGoForward tonight. In the words of Treguard...

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4 years

5th September 1987. A Saturday. Rick Astley's at Number One, Boris Johnson begins his first marriage and there's a new series called 'Knightmare', with a K, starting on Children's ITV next week.

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2 years

Fridays are good, but do you ever feel like there's something missing?

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Knightmare

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11 months

Greetings to all new followers from Treguard.

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Knightmare

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2 years

Knightmare on Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, 2007

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1 year

Knightmare Series 3 Episode 13 (1989): after the farewell from Treguard (Hugo Myatt), the Life Force countdown was shown in full in the end credits.

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3 years

34 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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7 years

30 years ago today, the first episode of Knightmare was broadcast. There was no turning back.

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Knightmare

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2 years

@DeblaEv Only 8 out of 69 teams won Knightmare across all 8 series.

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8 months

Children's ITV, 28th November 1991: an advert for Knightmare Series 5, followed by Tommy Boyd calling it "the best thing on television".

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10 months

40+ people, keep going on about children's programmes from when you were younger. A lot of them were really good, especially Knightmare.

Anon Opin

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10 months

40+ old people, stop going on about children's programmes from when you were young. They were all crap apart from Ivor the Engine.

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1 year

Maaate

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6 years

31 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.

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Knightmare

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1 year

Name a bigger upgrade.

Horizon_Universe 🪐 | Crowley Era

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1 year

Name a bigger upgrade.

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2 years

Knightmare at the end of the school week. That was a good Friday.

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1 year

Monday

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3 years

Without revealing your shoe size, what's a show you remember from your childhood (or adulthood) that other people don't remember (or do) that should be brought back and released on DVD (or VHS) that begins with K and ends with mare?

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10 months

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #WorldMentalHealthDay #ItsOKNotToBeOK

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2 years

Wishing you a weekend that restores your life force to green.

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8 years

29 years ago today, the first episode of Knightmare was broadcast. There was no turning back.

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2 years

10 years and counting of this Twitter account. Thanks to all of you who make celebrating Knightmare here so worthwhile. The only way is onward. There is no turning back!

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3 years

Contrary to what the Opposition's saying, this wasn't a Christmas party. It was a work meeting in a decked hall.

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11 months

Here's your #supermoon : the one that started episodes from Knightmare from 1987 to 1991. Still shining after 36 years.

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Knightmare

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1 year

Good question, great replies

Kathryn Foxfield Updates 🎠

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1 year

Does anyone remember Knightmare?

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3 years

Pat Ward

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3 years

What’s isn’t an Olympic Sport, but should be?

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4 years

Over 20 different castles were used as filming locations in Knightmare. Feast (or test) your eyes on them via this interactive map and this list

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6 years

Dispel: T-I-X-E-R-B (It's worth a try)

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4 years

Five years ago, Knightmare artist @DJRowe revisited his Series 1-3 dungeon room artwork through the eyes of archaeologists. Your next Zoom background may be somewhere in this thread... Lillith's room (the serpent's head)

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2 years

If today is your idea of being on Level 3 without any spells, it's OK not to feel 'festive'. Put some food in your knapsack, distract yourself with a spyglass ( #JoinIn ) and please remember: you're less alone than you think.

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2 years

If you forgot to adjust any of your clocks, leave them. There is no turning back.

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3 years

Spellcasting: B-R-I-T-B-O-X. Enjoy Knightmare Series 4 (1990) in its new home. The dungeon salutes you, @BritBox_UK !

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3 years

Easter or not, there's one egg to beat them all: Knightmare Dizzy.

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3 years

Look-in magazine's character profiles for Knightmare Series Five, 30 years ago.

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7 years

29 years ago today, Knightmare was won for the first time.

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Knightmare

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10 months

"Phase across time with us once more..."

❤️kayjay💥

@kazzaloveslife

10 months

If you remember this, share it! Let’s find our people 😍

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9 months

This weekend is the one time when you can ignore Treguard's advice. #ClocksGoBack

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4 years

CuriousBritishTelly

@CuriousUkTelly

4 years

Who was the best children's TV presenter?

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3 years

Making your Twitter timeline better in 3, 2, 1...

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11 months

Friday 2nd November 1990: Have I Got News For You's first series continues. Rory McGrath and Ken Livingstone MP are the guests. Knightmare's fourth series continues. Dungeoneer Simon sidesteps to his left.

Have I Got News For You

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11 months

As CITV shuts down after almost forty years, one contestant - now 53 - patiently waits for further instructions:

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4 years

Happy 30th birthday to Art Attack, from an old CITV friend.

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2 years

Enjoy #TheRingsOfPower everyone

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2 years

Twitter Blue may be controversial, but Knightmare blue made the magic happen.

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2 years

Happy Birthday to the mighty Hugo Myatt!

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3 years

#HugoMyatt : Birthday boy. Dungeon master. Great man. Happy Birthday, Hugo Myatt. And thank you from everyone who loves Knightmare.

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Knightmare

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1 year

There are Good Fridays and there were great Fridays.

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2 years

Fridays are good, but do you ever feel like there's something missing?

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8 years

Knightmare: good escapism about an orange-skinned man presiding over a perilous fantasy land.

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4 years

If you forgot to adjust any of your clocks, leave them. There is no turning back.

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7 years

#NationalTeletextDay Play one of the actual Knightmare Teletext games, thanks to @pop_smoke78 :

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4 years

How it started How it's going

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Knightmare

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8 years

Dear Boris, Have you considered my offer? The dungeons could do with a new jester. Kind treguards, Lord Dunshelm

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Knightmare

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1 year

Can't help but be reminded... #MementoMori

Dr Dan O'Brien

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1 year

One side of this bone rosary is the face of a living woman and the other is a grinning skull. Found in Queenhithe, City of London. A stunning item for #FindsFriday c.1450-1550 ( @findsorguk LON-78B66F) #mementomori #skull

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2 years

RT, like or totally ignore this tweet if you thought that Knightmare was amazing television.

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Knightmare

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10 months

Who was your favourite Knightmare character?

Glad You Remember

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1 year

A selection of Knightmare characters giving their names.

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Knightmare

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6 years

The most successful people I've met: 1. Know left from right 2. Can spell 3. Talk to walls and giant heads 4. Take all the food they can get 5. Go three levels without asking for the loo 6. Stay totally still for days 7. Don't cry when they hear a goblin horn 8. Are in a room

Anthony Pompliano 🌪

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6 years

The most successful people I've met: 1. Read constantly 2. Workout daily 3. Are innately curious 4. Have laser focus 5. Believe in themselves 6. Build incredible teams 7. Admit they know very little 8. Constantly work to improve 9. Demand excellence in everything they do

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Knightmare

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1 year

It's difficult remembering passcodes.

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Knightmare

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3 years

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek #ItsOKNotToBeOK

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4 years

Please avoid panic buying and limit your shopping expeditions to: One food item Two non-food items Three spells Scrolls should not be removed (however low you are on toilet paper)

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Knightmare

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11 years

... @danisnotonfire , @AmazingPhil , @emmablackery too Guide @ashens on his search below... #Knightmare http://t.co/3JpE1iIUnd

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3 years

Risk-based system for international travel

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3 years

#HugoMyatt : Birthday boy. Dungeon master. Great man. Happy Birthday, Hugo Myatt. And thank you from everyone who loves Knightmare.

Nick Barclay

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3 years

@KnightmareUK It's Treguard's birthday today. Let's get the one and only #HugoMyatt trending. #ooohnasty

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3 years

30 years ago today, a technosorcerer called Lord Fear made his first appearance. Knightmare quests would never be the same.

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7 years

Spellcasting: C O V F E F E! Nope, nothing.

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2 years

If you're unsure what to do with your clocks on Sunday, remember the words of Treguard: "The only way is onward. There is no turning back." #ClocksGoForward

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1 year

During the #Coronation , watchers will be invited to pledge allegiance to King Charles III.

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4 years

Seven years ago this month, Knightmare returned with a special episode for YouTube Geek Week. But did you know there's also an extended version? Extra rooms, extra Lord Fear and a lot of prime numbers.

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Knightmare

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4 years

'After 2 weeks of multiple life force screens and asking everyone to go into temporal disruption, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private castle where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.'

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Knightmare

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6 years

Don't think much of this clue room

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1 year

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek #ItsOKNotToBeOK

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3 years

If you're unsure what to do with your clocks later, remember the words of Treguard: "The only way is onward. There is no turning back."

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2 years

Twitter's alt text function means that when you tweet an image, you can add a description to make it more accessible. It's not unlike being a Knightmare advisor.

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2 years

If Knightmare advisors did Twitter alt text

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4 years

From a dungeoneering point of view, this is cheating.

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3 years

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #WorldMentalHealthDay #ItsOKNotToBeOK

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5 years

If you forgot to adjust any of your clocks, leave them. There is no turning back.

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4 years

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #WorldMentalHealthDay #ItsOKNotToBeOK

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4 years

30 years ago today, a dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped to his left and into Knightmare history.

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7 years

Wednesday

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6 years

@TheChazCav They got certificates. It's the British way.

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1 year

#X

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2 years

Spellcasting: D-I-S...

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7 years

The silencing of #BigBen is a relief to many former dungeoneers, who freeze whenever they hear it.

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1 year

Dungeoneers! Granitas's clue room on Level 1 is fully stocked with turnips for your knapsack.

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6 years

Sometimes all you can hear is the goblin horn. Sometimes Level 1 feels like Level 3. Sometimes your life force seems stuck on red. But however hard the quest gets, please remember: you're less alone than you think. #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek #ItsOkNotToBeOk

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3 years

On this day in 1990, a dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped to his left and into Knightmare history.

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3 years

For travel within the Greater Dungeon area, a traffic light system remains in effect.

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Knightmare

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2 years

35 years ago today...

Knightmare

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4 years

5th September 1987. A Saturday. Rick Astley's at Number One, Boris Johnson begins his first marriage and there's a new series called 'Knightmare', with a K, starting on Children's ITV next week.

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2 years

Treguard and David Campbell, first dungeoneer in Series 1: "What reward do you seek here?" "I seek knighthood." "That will not be possible." Treguard was not the kind of leader to give knighthoods away.

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6 years

30 years ago today on Knightmare: "You are the first of our young adventurers ever to master the dungeon."

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10 months

Squid Game is trending

It was XyrianZ all along

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3 years

So I'm hearing "Ooh what if Squid Game was set in the UK" "Ooh, imagine what the squid game would be like in the UK". I don't need to imagine. My generation lived it. "Nasty" #SquidGame #Knightmare

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Mystic Meg is trending

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