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Lady Nimby

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6 months

@mypillowgorl My husband works outside the home but she always calls him and asks to see cars and he turns the phone around so she can see the street and parking lot and they talk about what kind of cars there are

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@Babygravy9 I urge our guys not to experiment with psychedelics. It feels harmless and eye opening at first but it always ends with the revelation that you are god (god being the perfection of self). Which, of course, you are not, and God isn’t.

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7 months

@ccmembersonly Firm I used to work for was legally required to maintain DEI % for all multimillion $ insurance defense clients. Incidentally, the only hires consistently getting dinged by said clients for work and billing being subpar. Go figure. If they only knew how bad things really are

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@hollowearthterf lol my husband almost flunked high school, dropped out of college, and is super successful and almost too helpful around the house, like…sit the hell down for a minute and relax These Twitter parameters from the perennially single reek of…something sad.

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6 months

@thechosenberg The first time my husband watched our daughter alone she was like a month old, I told him she usually chills in baby carrier. 3 hours in he calls me desperate, ITS NOT WORKING SHES INCONSOLABLE. He…had not fed her. I even pumped and prepped a bottle and showed him

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6 months

@hollowearthterf Fooled me

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8 months

@Babygravy9 Post definitely brought out the cope from the degenerate drug users

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5 months

@futureseeing @DrTalosDrTalos @CleverFool5 Hindi sounds like Indians making fun of Indians

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@Emi76018

2 months

@KILLTOPARTY Billy you sure do spend a lot of time in r/deadbedrooms

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@Emi76018

6 months

@Duderichy I’m a stay at home mom and it’s nice if people see us like this but I’m covered in toothpaste and I haven’t picked up my guitar or slept more than 3 hours straight in two years.

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2 months

@ouranometrian2 “What do you mean? The house is super clean”

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@Emi76018

6 months

@thechosenberg He’d been walking her around in the carrier for like 2 hours while she screamed

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@Emi76018

11 months

@esotericmom This just in: women hate women

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@Emi76018

6 months

@vocalcry Pearl is one of those women that would talk a big game like this then become a SAHM the second the 1st tri fatigue hit

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Lady Nimby

@Emi76018

6 months

@holistic_marie Made an entire roast chicken, sweet potato fries, and corn on the cob for a family of 3 this week and the entire thing cost $7.50 lol. And we had enough leftovers for lunch. You can barely get a frozen pizza for $7.50 anymore

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@Emi76018

1 month

@KILLTOPARTY There is actually nothing less sexy than a man who is just along for the ride in his own home

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2 months

@AniseNot “Come to our house for bouncy house and kids activities. Lunch provided, no gifts necessary” It’s not that hard

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@Emi76018

2 months

@real_lord_miles Your average 5/10 British man just needs to move to the US to triple his salary and pull a woman who thinks he looks like Hugh grant because of the accent. American women have total blinders on. Stay a while, hon

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2 months

@vocalcry They have, check married vs single women voting

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@Emi76018

2 months

@smalltown_wife It’s not that it’s HARD, I’m just so TIRED all the time. On the rare occasion I’ve had enough sleep, any amount of parenting is a breeze. This happens once a month, maybe

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@Emi76018

7 months

@_MedGold girl why

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@Emi76018

6 months

@KILLTOPARTY Ah the buttcrack breast

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6 months

@credenzaclear2 This is how i started doing heroin

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@Emi76018

7 months

@0x49fa98 @JonMasterChief I’m 5’9”, 18% bf, daily runner, rower, and light lifter. Per watch data, <1500cal is my basal metabolic rate. With 700ish exercise calories a day, maintenance is 2200cal. To lose weight without exercising, I would easily be into 1200cal and I’m tall. The fats are coping again

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@Emi76018

10 days

@TheStaughton @MedGold_ Is this why literally just being in the same space as a dude in a dress makes me feel like I’m in an abusive situation

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@Emi76018

10 months

@Delicious_Tacos What are you doing? Is it important? Can you get the Christmas tree torn down and put the basement bathroom door back on its hinges when you get the chance? I’m jumping in the shower.

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@Emi76018

2 months

@DagoSupremacy I have yet to hear a single rw anon that sounds like he can breathe through his nose

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@Emi76018

7 months

@YungByzantine @SocialNomadRach The good news (literally) is that Christ is Risen so this won’t work.

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@Emi76018

11 days

@KILLTOPARTY IM MALNOURISHED

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8 months

@bog_beef Middle class southern dads

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@Emi76018

23 days

@CristusVictor It’s the sheer amount and never endingness of it as our family grows that gets me. Like I could legitimately have that thing going all day long. And sure I can fold anywhere but there are kids running around all day, too. So no it’s not hard work, it’s just constant and annoying

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@Emi76018

6 months

@uncledoomer What they’re missing is that the truck is now 40 feet long so it still fits plenty

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@Emi76018

6 months

@avrilbradley23 @aaron_renn Why shouldn’t a highly intelligent woman pour the majority of that energy into her own children lmao. You’ll never understand.

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@Emi76018

2 months

@vocalcry @AT8mos That’s the spirit 💪

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@Emi76018

2 months

@ouranometrian2 Somewhere between 25 & 30 but that’s not fat, either. The male version of this chart is horrifying, they aren’t lean until like 15% lmao

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@Emi76018

7 months

@JonMasterChief @0x49fa98 Though I sincerely appreciate that you cannot comprehend that someone who has been through pregnancy and breastfeeding and gotten back in athlete shape could not know anything about a strict diet lmao

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@revenant_MMXX Also you can almost always assume single moms of black kids let a black dude hit it and run. With white kids, it could be that she made a bad choice one night. Or had a difficult divorce. Or maybe she’s a widow. There are varying degrees of what you can infer about a single mom

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@Emi76018

11 months

@ubuntu6661 @potatopuff6 @eyeslasho Yeah the Irish didn’t do that. Neither did anyone else but especially not the Irish

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@Emi76018

9 months

@whstancil Have you considered that no sub Saharan African peoples invented the wheel

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@Emi76018

22 days

@HormoneHangover I literally just stopped doing drugs and lying and eight years later I’m pregnant with my second in a big house in the suburbs as a SAHM

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@Emi76018

2 months

@AniseNot My OB described my health as “athlete” at the beginning of both pregnancies and I still spent the first trimesters literally crawling up the stairs at times and mostly subsisting on crackers. Hope she has a *magical* experience

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@mrsmeganeverly I like to dive bomb into these conversations telling them to give their kids zyrtec and melatonin to get them to sleep (don’t do this)

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@Emi76018

2 months

@MostlyMonkey “ But groceries are half the cost!” (My sister making $45k as an aeronautical engineer in France) This is the entire EU

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@Emi76018

8 months

@AsturiasNero @Babygravy9 Not in my experience

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@Emi76018

2 months

@real_lord_miles It’s all coming together

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@Emi76018

10 months

@sneakysneaky92 @ouranometrian2 Everyone is trying to explain it away but this is it. Food yummy want food

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Lady Nimby

@Emi76018

6 months

@MedGold_ Trump, Med gold, delicious tacos. Good at Twitter and enjoyers of fine women

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Lady Nimby

@Emi76018

6 months

@_MedGold My husbands response to that video:

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@Emi76018

2 months

@Babygravy9 Lmao of course they get in the car and the woman’s driving

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Lady Nimby

@Emi76018

5 months

@blessedmrs_s My dogs are sweet and the second my first was home, they got curious and tried to look in the bassinet. I cried, telling my husband they had to go to the shelter (they didn’t). I can’t imagine being this blind? Maybe having the kid will help because that changed how I felt 100%

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@Emi76018

2 months

@Empty_America A lot of things about high school and college just clicked. Girls are so clueless about this stuff 😭

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@Emi76018

5 months

@MedGold_ She’s also probably not married to his father if the tl full of politics is anything to go by

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@Emi76018

7 months

@ccmembersonly Sorry just typed that out without thinking about it. Contractually

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@Emi76018

1 month

@rSanti97 My 2 year old has been waking up 5+ times a night for a month now and we are having a newborn in January. It’s not 4 months and over for everyone lol.

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@Emi76018

6 months

@RockFarmer5 Women also think they can do a ton of push ups. I’ve been back to lifting for 10 months since giving birth and I only DL 135 😂

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@Emi76018

6 months

@_MedGold Black America owes our children hundreds of thousands of bicycles. Reparations NOW.

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@Emi76018

7 months

@ccmembersonly Anecdotally we ignored every house that had been flipped and looked for an updated home that had been in the same hands for at least ten years. The flips look so cheap, and they sit there forever while the owners think “just a little more trafficmaster and it’ll sell”

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1 year

@wigger The reputation:

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@Emi76018

6 months

@esotericmom Sent this to my husband and got this back 😭😭

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@Emi76018

9 days

@ip_uchechukwu @ItsUzma25 @JoKeR_mufc No one cares about the gay sport of soccer

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@Emi76018

6 months

@ImperiumPaper @Duderichy Well, thanks, but I think I speak for most of us when I say as soon as that first one is born, our status and what other people think kind of goes out the window! Just want the best for the kids

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6 months

@_MedGold Need the husband version of this. “How long do you air fry corn dogs” “Do you think a bunker would fit in the back yard” “Where are the diapers”

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@upstatefederlst Even as a mom of a newborn I get asked how I am almost exclusively by other moms who know how it is. Part of parenthood is understanding there are entire periods of your life where you exist only to serve, and you will suffer. But knowing it’s for something much bigger than you

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@Emi76018

8 months

@buckfucksuck @AsturiasNero @Babygravy9 I feel like I got to “everything is connected/the universe is god” before I hit “actually I am god” Idk, I have taken enough to definitely know what I’m talking about. just under enough to permanently fry my brain. But it’s been five years since I’ve touched any kind of drug

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7 months

@JonMasterChief @0x49fa98 Yes…by decreasing their calories to at least 1200 a day.

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@Emi76018

6 months

@TaylorRMarshall @rustyrockets He was also reading tarot cards recently, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves with celebrity conversions

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@Emi76018

9 months

@Porter97977215 >cremieux >hanania >”our guy” lmao

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@Emi76018

7 months

@ccmembersonly I’m a stay at home mom now my brain hasn’t worked in years

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5 months

@KILLTOPARTY “Oh no, my adult daughter is pregnant. This is a tragedy because (laundry list of ways she will make an amazing mother)”

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@Emi76018

7 months

@_MedGold For a second I saw the pieta and the start of your tweet and was ready for war

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@Emi76018

11 months

@KeenanPeachy The single men commenting on this spend 1/3 of their salary feeding themselves organic grass fed free range food. We’ll see how long that lasts with 3 kids

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@Emi76018

10 months

@UsingLyft My husband does not want the family to go on big vacations because $10k now costs us $100k in retirement lol

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@Emi76018

9 days

I would legitimately go through extra labor pains and double periods with absolutely no added benefit if the alternative was baldness.

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7 months

@JonMasterChief @0x49fa98 But how would you feel if you didn’t get enough calories this morning

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@Emi76018

6 months

@Delicious_Tacos

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@Emi76018

6 months

@JustinCarowick @injunshay lol this woman could make a leather belt from a bear she hunted and strangle you with it, sit this one out and go back to not knowing any women irl

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@Emi76018

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@Babygravy9

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@Emi76018

6 months

@AniseNot 3 kinds of parents in this regard: A) my children do not touch that poison B) my children use tablets but we set limits it’s not that much and it’s only educational and they know when time is up and I have to get stuff done and they’re FINE (denial) C) I’m lazy idc if it’s bad

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@Emi76018

6 months

@littlebillie Bless my husband, he thought the different tampon sizes are for different vagina sizes

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@Emi76018

10 months

@owenbroadcast When you’re not a certain type of person

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@Emi76018

3 months

@BigDaveMartel Tip for getting money from black tables: agree that any meat or seafood not burnt to a crisp is likely to kill them and you do the same thing. Compliment the women at the table on something superficial. Have a blessed day.

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@Emi76018

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@blessedmrs_s Yeah that’s what I was saying, the second I had an actual baby I was like wait these are just animals that live in my house. It does change things, hope it does for her.

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@MostlyMonkey My sisters all work in high IQ fields and I slummed it for a while as an addict working crappy jobs in my 20s. They don’t believe me when I try to tell them how stupid some people are, genuinely unable to keep up. they think I just don’t give those people enough credit.

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@Emi76018

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@MichHoivata Bluey checking in

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@Emi76018

2 months

@Delicious_Tacos My husband trained an AI with my likeness and the first thing he tried to do when it was realistic was “my wife with great big honkin tiddies”

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@Emi76018

5 months

@MedGold_ “The wealth”

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@wanyeburkett The implications for “some behavior is nature not nurture” are so devastating that they induce instant cognitive dissonance in much of the western populace.

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@Emi76018

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@OmegaInfinitum @wovensnaps If you’re Brazilian, they just let you do it

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@Emi76018

10 months

@TheCinesthetic

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@Emi76018

1 year

@JoshBuice @joker_69_king @nova_papist Oh do the walls spin around scooby do style to reveal a sanctuary in keeping with reverent worship? Do you have to pull on the drum stick to make it appear? Or have they mistakenly posted a photo from when this was a motel 6

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Lady Nimby

@Emi76018

6 months

@vocalcry @MorganJerkins Paying taxes

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@Emi76018

1 month

@Read_Acted @puro_chivas65 WFH while kids stay at home isn’t feasible unless it’s a genuinely fake, check in a couple of times a day email job