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@smalltown_wife

2 years

me: grew the baby for 38 weeks, pushed the baby out of my body, spends 99% of my time with the baby the baby all day long: DADA DADA DADA DADA

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

my parents are in their early 70s and “sitting” on a 5-bedroom house that’s been paid off for years. why would they want a townhouse when they’re able-bodied and love having a big yard and space for the grandkids to play? they can do as they dang well please, mind your business

Connor 🏘🚎

@connor__peters

3 months

If you're in your 70s and sitting on a 4 bedroom house that you don't even occupy half of, I think you should be disincentivized to holding onto it If nothing else, take your profits while the bubble is still there and move into a smaller house? Lots of great townhouses

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@smalltown_wife

7 months

@mommabunnie obsession with screens? has this person ever seen ANY baby or toddler looking at a screen lol

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

@JoLuehmann “I am a Christian and I don’t believe the Bible is the word of God.” ...by definition, you are literally not a Christian

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@smalltown_wife

5 years

@clay_tax also, if you can’t afford to spend more than $150 on a photographer, can you reeeeally afford to be getting married? I said what I said 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

yeah, washing dishes is easy. but have you ever tried to wash dishes with a toddler hanging on your leg and a baby pulling everything out of the drawer and then stopping and starting 9 times because someone got hurt and someone had a poopy diaper and someone started screaming and

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@nealjclark1

1 month

I never mind doing domestic chores if I have to. They’re all so easy. I don’t know what STAHM’s are complaining about. You have to run some water over a dish? You’re like the new Anne Frank

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

imagine finding a recipe online and not having to scroll through some blogger’s life story to get to the ingredient list

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@smalltown_wife

13 days

what a bizarre thing for a married man to say

Andrew Wilson

@paleochristcon

15 days

If you want to survive any apocalyptic situation, your biggest advantage would be to exclude all females from your group or survival cell. Modern women would be completely dependent, and for most practical applications, totally useless.

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

9mo has figured out he can walk if he’s pushing something, so big brother is being chauffeured around all afternoon

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

it’s such a huge pet peeve of mine when I say something positive about my marriage and someone says “oh, just wait 5 years” ...how about you just be quiet?

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@smalltown_wife

3 years

it’s my birthday! 33 today and almost 30 weeks pregnant 🥳

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

my hot take is that if you generally find parenting to be easier than most people do, it’s probably 75% due to managing your own attitude, expectations and selfishness and probably only 25% due to having “easy” kids or lots of help

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

@SherwoodAri_ thank you for being normal lol I was so afraid people were going to be butthurt when we said no kids except our relatives. thankfully 95% of people had the same attitude as you but I’ve heard bad stories from other people’s weddings

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

in my third trimester my husband massaged my feet every night, made me a coffee every morning, did all the grocery shopping and pet chores, and whatever else he could to make my life easier. I feel heartbroken for women who are not treated with that kind of love and respect

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

me: can you say mama? mama! mama! the baby: 👀 me: 👀 the baby: DAAADAAA!

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@smalltown_wife

6 months

someone in my due date group is complaining because her baby slept straight from 7 pm until 4 am and then woke up, but their sleep training “plan” said not to get him up until 6 am… like girl, what more do you want from a 5mo baby? be happy with your 9 hours and get out of here!

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

38 weeks! sooo close!

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

someone’s mad her husband has never touched a diaper in his life

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

I’ve truly never felt more beautiful than I have being pregnant

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

@parilani when you don’t know the difference between astrology and astronomy

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

giving your pregnant wife a foot massage and taking over a few of the physically demanding chores is “treating her like a goddess being worshipped”? are y’all married to men who even LIKE you? wait until y’all hear that my husband pumps my gas for me even when I’m not pregnant

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@smalltown_wife

11 months

baby boy is here! my second son born on a full moon 8 lbs 3 oz and I pushed him out in 6 minutes 💪🏼

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@smalltown_wife

12 days

@She_Brings_Joy WHY TAKE FERTILITY MEDS IF YOU AREN’T OPEN TO THIS POSSIBILITY

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@smalltown_wife

6 months

I feel like baby sleep advice online is either “shut them in a dark room alone to cry at 4 months old” or “let them bedshare until they’re 6 and if they’re still waking up 15 times a night it’s totally normal!” like surely there has to be some kind of happy medium 😂

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

I love my life as a SAHM and would never ever trade it for an office job again. even with babies I do have a lot more freedom in many aspects of my life as a SAHM. but can we stop with the notion that it isn’t very REAL and CONSTANT WORK? that opinion is a disservice to everybody

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

I wouldn’t even go outside myself in 120°, much less drag a newborn baby out onto a boat to party in those temps. some people don’t deserve kids ☹️😭

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@nypost

3 months

Four-month-old baby dies after temps soared to 120 degrees on July 4 trip

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

it’s baby time!!!!!! pray for me!

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

why do people always have such negative things to say about age 2? I have found this to be such a delightful and fun age so far.

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@smalltown_wife

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

I don’t “regret” waiting to have kids because I didn’t get married until 30. it’s not like I had the option to have kids earlier and chose not to. it’s wonderful to have kids young, but let’s not pretend every older parent intentionally delayed it or was just wasting time before

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@Alicia_Bittle_

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So many people regret waiting to have kids instead of just having them young. They discover children bring more joy and fulfillment than any other activity or actualization.

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

next week is my last week at work before my job title officially becomes full-time mama. I’m so thankful to my husband for making this possible for us, and so excited to spend every day with my son and never have to rush off to an office again 🤍

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

i know my 2yo is not actually reading, but he has the whole “brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?” book memorized and he can sit and turn all the pages and “read” word for word exactly what’s on each page. he’s so smart! 🥹

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

fellas, is it gay to put your wife’s birthday present in a gift bag? the bar is literally on the floor

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@KeturahAbigail

2 months

what man wraps gifts??? That's sooo [redacted word for "happy" synonym]

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

“no one cares if a woman wants to be a SAHM!” literally people in my mentions today:

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@smalltown_wife

6 years

@dan_sauceda_ @baimcpher or studied something that will give you a high enough paying career to pay your debt back quickly (law, medicine, engineering, etc.)

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

people get so bent out of shape when you say your kids don’t watch tv. my toddler, who has never watched a cartoon in his life, is currently digging in the dirt like the feral country kid that he is. and you mean to tell me that his life would somehow be improved by watching tv?

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

it’s actually a lot more weird that our culture thinks mothers (and fathers and other family members) *can’t* meet 100% of the developmental needs of a child 0-3

Audi

@aydeesubaru

3 months

0-3 are such critical years for brain development, and I love sending my toddler to school to fill in learning gaps I might miss. It’s weird we treat daycare as detrimental and as if a mother can meet 100% of their developmental needs for 3 or more years.

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@smalltown_wife

9 years

Happy 4th of July! http://t.co/yYF2Upcszn

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@smalltown_wife

9 months

I’ve made it 10 weeks exclusively breastfeeding and I finally am at a point where I understand why people say it’s easier than bottles. I’m so proud of us for preserving through the early weeks of bloody n*pples, a tongue tie revision, clogged ducts and mastitis 💪🏼

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

hello 36 weeks

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@smalltown_wife

24 days

a reminder that your beliefs and values mean absolutely nothing if you abandon them when push comes to shove. tragic.

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@lporiginalg

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Pro-life activist aborts her unborn child.

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

my hospital births with epidurals were fantastic, and I’d never attempt a home birth on purpose 😅

𝓔𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓪 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓼🌸🩷🎀🍓

@sleepycoquette

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What's an opinion of yours that would be very unpopular with most of your mutuals?

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@smalltown_wife

11 months

nothing like baby cuddles 🤍

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

it doesn’t have to be this way but somehow I don’t think women like this would ever entertain the idea of leaving the workforce to stay home with their babies

Alicia Andrzejewski, PhD, she/her

@aliciaandrz

2 months

two weeks postpartum, I put on dress pants & a fresh, super-sized pad between my legs, leaving my baby to go to an academic job interview. I sat in a department chair’s office, bleeding in a blazer, poised & eloquent. I got the job. we—postpartum bodies in the US—are exhausted.

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

I hate touch screens on every appliance. give me back my real buttons!!!!

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@em_Lazzy

2 months

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

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@smalltown_wife

9 months

honestly, my life got a thousand times easier once I stopped trying to force my toddler to bed earlier and just decided to roll with the 10:30 p.m. bedtime that his body naturally wants. we sleep until 9:30 a.m. and everyone is happy

Dusty Chipura

@dustychipura

9 months

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@smalltown_wife

10 months

*posts 5-second video of me babywearing* random boomer in the comments:

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@smalltown_wife

12 days

here’s a tip: if the guy you’re dating thinks the idea of being the breadwinner is “stressful and unfair,” RUN. if you are even remotely considering ever being a SAHM, you don’t want a man who is going to guilt you into continuing to work and resent you for wanting to quit.

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@hollowearthterf

14 days

Never understood this narrative that “men don’t care about your job.” Every college educated gainfully employed white guy in America wants a girl boss who makes a little less money than he does, they HATE the idea of being the breadwinner, they think it’s stressful and unfair

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@smalltown_wife

10 years

How I miss having a president who truly loved America http://t.co/ewpTW8wO3N

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@smalltown_wife

10 years

Isn't she just beautiful in red? #WCW 🇺🇸❤️😍💃 http://t.co/SALPf1O20C

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@smalltown_wife

21 days

I maintain that one of the best things you can do as a mom is slow down a lot, remove excessive things from your schedule, and simply involve your kids in your daily routines and chores. and ignore all the social media noise. you’ll find yourself being a lot less stressed out.

Daughter of Wolves

@Alicia_Bittle_

21 days

My crazy conspiracy theory is that the over-complication of motherhood on social media has been an intentional psyop. ACTUAL “trad wives” did not have scheduled craft time/playtime/play dates. They kept the house and did the family trade, and their kids did it right along with

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

if the baby is invited, why not? an exclusively breastfeeding mom can’t leave a newborn for more than an hour or two at that age anyway… we’re either a package deal or not coming at all

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@heymrsbond

2 months

Literally nobody asked my opinion but the reason your ten week old baby can’t find appropriate clothes for a black tie wedding is because a ten week old shouldn’t be at a black tie wedding 😭

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

fellas, is it gay to… help take care of the child you created?

Megha

@meghaverma_art

5 months

American women are so weird. They are the only ones who proudly flip gender roles and don’t see anything wrong with it. No wonder the gays took over their country.

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@smalltown_wife

4 months

does anyone else remember in the 90s how the grocery store workers would cart your bags out to the car and load them for you? or was this just a thing at my local small town grocery store haha

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

@SolBrah yeah okay, tell that to my -6.50 prescription 🙄 this is the dumbest take

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

this is not going to attract the type of man you would actually want for a husband

Michelle Ivana

@mishkaivana

4 months

This dress is going to single-handedly help me find my husband this summer 🥰 @Evie_Magazine launched the perfect, feminine sun dress, and after wearing it for the day, I can attest that men LOVE it. I’m no stranger to male attention for sure, but something about this dress

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

@mrsdobbins_ “I’ll never understand why parents bring their kids to the store” uhhh because what else am I gonna do with them? they can’t stay home alone 😂

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

it breaks my heart that so many wonderful people want desperately to have kids and cannot, yet *these* are somehow the people reproducing instead

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@WokeParentLs

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@smalltown_wife

27 days

toddlers are actually hilarious and so fun and sweet (exhausting sometimes, but who isn’t?). if you’re frustrated by your toddler, that’s 100% on you. you’re literally the adult. it’s quite an indictment on you as a person if you consistently let a 2-year-old get the best of you.

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@hollowearthterf

28 days

Most moms are incredibly frustrated by their toddlers, I don’t think you know any moms. It’s called the terrible twos for a reason.

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@smalltown_wife

10 years

Finally someone said it http://t.co/3pyo3TEiD3

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

@harmonizedgrace date nights are great but I don’t buy into the notion that you “have to” go out somewhere. these days we’re happy to eat ice cream and watch a movie on the couch after the kids go to sleep 😆

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1 year

if you guys think Crowder’s behavior in that video is normal, average, excusable behavior from a husband toward his pregnant wife, I’m honestly a little concerned what goes on in all of y’all’s houses because ?????

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@smalltown_wife

29 days

I refuse to believe that it’s going to be harder to do chores when my kids are 6/7 than it is when they are a baby/toddler. older kids can sit and read, go outside or generally play without being constantly monitored. again with the stupid, unhelpful “just you wait!” statements

Dernhelm, coffee-slayer. 🐎

@Eowyn_the_Fair

29 days

@smalltown_wife Lol. Unless you have kids that will play independently and also play nicely together, it's going to get harder to keep the house on your own

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@smalltown_wife

8 months

I have more free time as a SAHM of 2 under 2 than I did when I was working a 40-hour week out of the house. pretty much the whole time you aren’t at work, you’re either driving to or from work, catching up on chores, and then getting ready to go back to work again

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@MattWalshBlog

8 months

Honestly boggles my mind that so many people think 40 hours of work a week is a lot. That leaves you at least 5 or 6 waking hours a day during the week to yourself and two full days on the weekend. How much more free time do you really think you should have?

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@smalltown_wife

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@KaitMarieox I wish class and self-respect were your two favorite things instead 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@smalltown_wife

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@BBCScotlandNews

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

dear women everywhere, this is the type of guy you should avoid at all costs. a godly, servant-hearted man who is husband material does not ever speak about women this way. the father of your children should not speak about women this way.

🪓🪓Wicked Axe Man Wally 🪓🪓

@BigWickedWally

1 year

Dear Women Everywhere, You are NOT entitled to be treated like diamond encrusted glass for being pregnant. You are not the first woman to push out a human being and you won't be the last. You're not a "queen" for performing a biological function and the dad isn't your slave.

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

raise your hand if you’d love to see Samuel attempt to contain my 2-year-old and almost-walking 9-month-old in a PLAY PEN 😂🤣😂

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@Bench_Samuel

1 month

@smalltown_wife lol why do you act like you can't put them in play pens or put baby gates in a doorway and put them in there? 2 kids aren't that hard to handle.

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

I mean, what age of kids are we talking about here? because yes, it’s completely normal for babies and young toddlers to spend 100% of their time with their mom (or dad)

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@clhubes

3 months

All the stuff about how mothers should spend 100% of their time with their kids is so weird because have you ever met a well-adjusted adult who spent 100% of their time with their mother as a child.

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

the price I paid for a “nice kitchen” was not marrying until 30. I can promise I would have much rather spent my 20s scraping by with my husband instead of being alone with money. if you’re a young couple with a less than ideal house, you’re very blessed (in the way that matters)

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

people could solve probably 90% of their romantic troubles by not sleeping with people they’re not married to

Allie

@Cluffalo

3 months

Many women could solve probably 50% of their romantic troubles by not sleeping with men they're not in love with

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@smalltown_wife

5 months

why would I want to be married to a man who wants me to work

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@_nomadic_soul

5 months

We actually think that’s the whole problem, babe.

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@smalltown_wife

5 years

@oliviagatwood a few months after a terrible breakup I cried at the dermatologist when she asked if I had any extra stress recently. I went back 2.5 years later right before my wedding, and she remembered the last time and told me how glad she was to see me happy ❤️

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

going to make sure my husband never regrets this decision 😏

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@smalltown_wife

3 years

obsessed with my front porch

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@smalltown_wife

10 months

one day you’re a first-time mom who can barely eat a snack while holding your new baby, then all of a sudden you’re a mom of two giving your toddler a bath with one hand while nursing your newborn we celebrate our kids’ growth but we should celebrate our growth as moms too ❤️

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@smalltown_wife

1 month

it’s so annoying and tiresome when you say how much you enjoy motherhood and people respond with crap like this. there’s nothing worse than the ~jUsT wAiT~ people. they want to see you fail. they want to see you as miserable and emotionally dysregulated as they are.

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@clhubes

1 month

@msbeyers19 @missrobinson She still has so much time left for her 3yo to make her cry in a public setting 😂

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@smalltown_wife

8 years

Hillary: "I don't want to rip families apart" ...but you want to rip babies out of the womb

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@smalltown_wife

2 years

@skweatherspoon well that’s adorable!!

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

when my husband asks why all the chocolate he bought me 2 days ago is already gone

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

this is simply a blatant lie. this is my baby at 9 weeks + 6 days

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

I had plenty of years of drinking coffee in silence and I have to say drinking coffee to the sound of toddler giggles and little feet running around the house is far superior

Andrea Bartz

@andibartz

1 year

"Childfree people will never experience the joy of watching their child touch grass for the first time" okay but do parents know the joy of being 37 and sleeping in and drinking coffee in silence and then leaving the house on a moment's notice whenever TF I want?

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@smalltown_wife

4 months

my baby has slept 12 hours straight in his crib for the past 3 nights 🥲 the key to solving his hourly wake-ups was having my husband put him down awake and check on him periodically until he stopped fussing. after one night of that, he has been able to put himself to sleep.

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

@RRR0BYN what about just knowing if there is a certain complication that might make a home birth too dangerous? like a heart defect that needs intervention immediately after birth, or placenta previa?

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@smalltown_wife

8 months

pro tip that I learned with my first baby: starting from birth, wipe their gums with a wet washcloth every day. it keeps the gums clean which takes away SO much pain when they start teething, plus it gets them used to your hands in their mouth when you start brushing their teeth!

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

nothing better than the feeling of a clean kitchen!

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@smalltown_wife

7 months

just in case anyone needs to hear this today... the sun won’t set before 6 p.m. again until November 3 spring is coming ☀️🌿🌻🌾

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@smalltown_wife

9 months

I’m so glad I’m married to a man who would never even dream of putting up a calendar with pictures of other women

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@smalltown_wife

5 years

@Shepherds_Nest lol my husband would have married me after 6 months if I had agreed 🤣but I told him not to even think about proposing until we’d dated a year. it’s important to see someone “in every season” before you commit your entire life to them

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

I am mindblown by all the details you can see. only 10 weeks! and already a perfectly formed little baby 🖤

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

2019 me versus 2023 me 🙂

Duckie Louise 🌙🐈‍⬛🍂🍄🧡☕️

@DuckieLouise

1 year

2019 me vs 2023 me This girl on the left here had no idea 🫠

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

my mom was a dentist before getting pregnant, and gave up her career to be a SAHM. she never once regretted her education and is one of the most well-rounded and godly women I know. she was able to use her credentials to teach biology at my Christian high school

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@smalltown_wife

5 years

@BlairNewman_ people who wait until later to get married aren’t necessarily all getting high, partying, or sleeping around tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@smalltown_wife

1 year

22 weeks 🙂

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@smalltown_wife

3 months

oh right, I completely forgot I was supposed to turn in my internet privileges once I got married

Michelle Ivana

@mishkaivana

3 months

@smalltown_wife If you’re already a wife, what are you doing on the internet?

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@smalltown_wife

4 years

@DailyMail all of y’all mad about this are just jealous your spouse won’t do the same thing 😂

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@smalltown_wife

2 months

my judgiest mom opinion is that your toddler shouldn’t have a “favorite cartoon character” because cartoons shouldn’t be that big of a part of their life at 2 or 3 years old. your children won’t ask to wear bluey clothes if they don’t even know who bluey is 🤷🏼‍♀️

Kelly alanna🌿🏡🦋🇺🇸

@bodhi_roots411

2 months

Probably my judgiest mom opinion is that buying kids clothes with cartoon characters and the like is stupid and ugly 😅 which way western mother

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@smalltown_wife

5 years

@MegsMiller94 @clay_tax I make/sell hand lettered signs on the side, and the amount of times I get asked to do things for “free” or as a “gift” is ridiculous. meanwhile, when I’ve actually tried to give a discount to some of my closest friends, they all insisted on paying the full price!

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@smalltown_wife

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@vghbrook

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