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I’ve worked off and on in the culinary industry for 20 years. I’ve served, cooked, bartended, worked door at all levels. Bars, pizza joints, chains, fast food, fine dining. Here I will give you the inside knowledge of wait staff with various demographics and how they tip. 🧵

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Indians: The Absolute Worst Nobody is worse. They’re needy, complain, let their kids run amok, want ridiculous modifications for dietary reasons or just because they’re picky. Worst of all, abject misers. They’ll leave zero tip and argue about gratuity. Nightmare.

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Middle class older white couple: The Best. Successful blue collar husband on a date with his wife. He orders a steak, she gets salmon. They’re patient and courteous and forgive mistakes. Expect a fat tip. Unless he pulls the “hit the bathroom and let wife pay” move.

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Classy Black Man on a date: Second Best He’s on a date with his queen. If you have a little swag, keep her cocktails coming and make him look cool, he makes it rain. Extravagant tip. Catch him another time by himself you’ll get stiffed. CBM activates on dates only.

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Old black ladies: Almost the worst. they rank higher than Indians because at least they’re nice. tell you how handsome you are and rave about how much they loved it. But after being incredibly needy and persnickety will leave you nothing. Worst of the old ladies who are all bad

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Girls night out: Bad They dgaf about you. This is their pregame for somewhere else. Don’t get fooled by their flirting and charm. These bitches are going to stiff you. One round of drinks, split a few appetizers and they’re gone. Miserable tip.

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Big City Tourists: Great Most servers hate them. I love them. They’re very talkative and love hearing about local lore. “$20 for a steak?! It’d be double that in NYC! I could get used to this!” Charm them for a fat tip. Offend them and they’ll leave 1 star with your name in it

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East Asians of any kind: Third Worst They can be polite and rarely cause too much of a stink. But they stay forever and treat the place like a living room. They’re like a less abrasive Indian. But they tip exactly the same. They’ll give you nothing if they can get away with it

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Europeans: Bad Mainland Euros, especially Slavs are hideous tippers. They all have a gripe about how American service works. Nobody cares about how in your country they pay servers a living wage. It’s so exploitative that their solution is leave a lousy tip. Cheap.

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Uncle Benny Archetype: Great Older man from the Caribbean. He comes with a date or just vibes by himself to the music He wants to talk about baseball or Carlos Santana. pregames 6 coors lites before switching to cocktails If he likes you or if you’re a hot girl expect big tip

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Upper middle class professional couple: Mid He’s an accountant or a lawyer or something. She works in education. They don’t really want to talk to you and order expensive items but only a few. Big check and tip is exact. They’re easy. Can’t complain.

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Post a picture of someone and based on their demographic and physiognomy I will accurately predict their order, their behavior and tipping habits.

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@basedc1 I haven’t. I’ve only worked in nice establishments or places in rural or suburban communities.

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@oneguy75537604 A server in an American fine dining restaurant probably makes more money than a brain surgeon in your country. Cry more gypsy

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@fuckthewokes No rtard. Servers make more money in our system. Respect our culture cheap ass

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@DavidJacksonWi2 Successful working middle class old white dudes are king tippers. Especially if they find out that you’re also a father. Dads look out for one another

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@L0m3z Young family apologizes for the mess under the table and tries to straighten up before they leave. Always grateful especially if you put in effort for the kids. Dad wants a beer recommendation and mom may get a frozen drink. Dad will leave a reasonably generous tip.

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@L0m3z Comes in for lunch. Orders mid cost item like a Caesar salad add salmon or a sandwich with multiple modifications. Makes self deprecating joke about mods. Finishes with coffee and ice cream. Questions the bill. Leaves a 5 on the table.

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@poxesfoxes Yes. I thought I mentioned it in old black ladies. But old people are terrible. Old ladies being the worst.

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@SHRIMPMONEYCAP Sit on patio and strike up conversations with strangers. Sample multiple beers while waiting for appetizers. Get entree of beef or seafood. Ask about local sights and activities. Leave moderate tip. Gives hard handshake upon exit. Want to come back in the winter.

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@CinderMountain Zero trouble. Order mid cost items like turkey club sandwich with fries. No alcohol or dessert. Split the bill and give exact tip.

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@ThomLately Orders chicken or seafood. Asks for hot sauce. Multiple appetizers. If they order steak it’s always butterflied and well done. Any pink and it gets sent back. Runs up a decent bill and is generally jovial. Debates the check. Leaves miserable tip.

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@CinderMountain Once in awhile you get an anomaly but this is the case 80% of the time

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@CinderMountain Polite and has rehearsed zingers about the weather. Orders a sandwich and clam chowder or French onion soup. Unsweetened ice tea extra lemon. Doesn’t finish sandwich and will send soup back if not hot enough. Leaves a 5

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@CinderMountain I’ve actually had a few of these. Want to sit somewhere out of sight. Either come alone or with small party. Offers performative small talk to appear friendly and normal. Calls you by your name. Orders most expensive entrees and alcohol. Dines quietly and leaves ridiculous tip.

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@CinderMountain Orders higher mid cost items. Splits bottle of nice wine. Are very polite and self contained. Compliments the building. Offers performative laughs at casual jests. Puts check on company card and rounds tip up to even number. Slightly overstays.

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Liberalism boils down to "fuck you dad"

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That restaurant thread really went nuts lol. I'm almost at 1k followers now. Big Dave on the rise. Been needing a W tbh

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@WolfgangHutter2 Depends on economic class and demeanor. You’ll get the sweet Karen with the soft voice who is patient. Then you get the rotten sour boomer witch who is just miserable. Neither tip well but the former is easy to deal with. The latter are a nightmare.

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@kimkayknight Tip with prayer cards

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@JMangostein Depends on class and demographic. 17 and 30 are completely different creatures. A squad of young dads on a bro night will be moderately generous and will run up a nice check. A single or pair of 17 year olds can’t drink and usually order a low price entree.

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@tellingly_told I’ve never seen them at a restaurant

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@IamHayt “Aight, big dawg, I see you. Respect the hustle. Brisket? I know that sound good. Can I get a side of Mac and cheese? Heh you already know. Aight, my man. ‘ppreciate you.” Reasonable volume with occasional rowdy laughter. To go boxes. Split bill. One stiffs. Others mid generous.

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@PurcellGregory Big time

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I am Dave Martel. You may have seen me on literally every podcast ever in the RW from @MillennialWoes to @giantgio @astralflite @redicetv @Semiogogue @Trad_West_Art @Tom_Rowsell and many more. I have crawled out of my den on telegram to come shitpost on X. Follow me if based.

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“Ay Tone, why do we do that in America?” “Do wha? What’d I do?” “Y’know, the tippin’ thing.” “It’s a very old tradition. A lotta folks back in the motherland don’t no more. We still do and it’s a beautiful thing. Check this out…” 🧵

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@revenant_MMXX I don’t think he has ever made a good movie

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I haven’t posted here because X is very public. But my wife is very sick. She’s been in and out of the hospital. My brother and KDad has started a fundraiser for my family.

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BIG DAVE MARTEL FUNDRAISER As many of you know, Big Dave has had a medical crisis in his family and it has caused them extreme financial hardship. We've set up a fundraiser to help him make ends meet:

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@MadhuriKhosla It’s our culture. If you can’t afford it I’m sure Burger King is open.

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I’m not particularly invested in this election nor am I a JD Vance fanboy. But, I can smell from a mile away why affluent white liberals despise him. In their minds, he represents a demographic that they wish didn’t exist. The forgotten folk of Appalachia 🧵

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@RexBelisarius Depends on demeanor. Either very sweet and easy to please. Or insufferably needy and sends everything back. The soup will never be hot enough. Neither will tip well.

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I told you. They’re the worst.

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Low hanging fruit to knock English cuisine. Meaty, hearty comfort food with bold flavors. Gravies, taters, pastries, wonderful desserts. Not as sophisticated as French or Italian. But homey and simple. Hobbit shire tier. If this doesn’t look awesome then you are gay.

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@DudespostingWs Brit food as a self treat might be the saddest thing i seen all week

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@Barnabas445114 @CinderMountain Good. I served a lady who was a fairly big pop star at the time. Came in with a party of 4. Bill was a little over $500. She tipped me $300. Kept calling me Dan after I corrected her multiple times. Wrote “Thank you, Dan” on a napkin. For $300 I’ll be Dan for a couple hours

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Right vs. left is a spook. There is the just rule of the father as anointed by the powers on high. From the heavens to the thrones to the household. Then there are those who hate the father in all his forms. They want to dethrone him and burn in the fire of sinister liberation.

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Order has multiple fake allergy requirements and modifications. Complains about not getting thing she didn’t ask for. Leaves exact or miserable tip. Leaves 3 star review with your name. Passive aggressively suggests staff needs better training. Compliments bathroom cleanliness.

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@BigDaveMartel Gentle parenting lady

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This was a fun thread. Even people who got roasted showed up to laugh at themselves. I had to mute it because it got swarmed by butthurt Indians who literally proved the stereotype correct. Guess what? The world isn’t India. When you travel abroad, respect the customs. Simple.

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🧵 Too much health and food related content is geared towards single people with disposable income. While the information is great, it’s just not fully attainable for working class families. I’m going to give you a few pointers that I’ve learned as both a father of 3 and

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@EHalwix @oneguy75537604 I knew there’d be a couple salty slavoids getting their track suits in a bunch. The world knows that they’re cheap. It’s not a secret.

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My meatball father in law from jersey calls her Cumswalla Harris

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Big Dave Martel

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5 months

Yes. Metric is an abstraction. Imperial is based on organic tangible reality. Foot = size of King's foot. Meter = abstract increment of space = nothing. Imperial is based. Metric is cringe and modern. Sorry for ruining the casual dick joke meme to soapbox my talking points

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@Steve_Sailer lol Steve Sailer is here. Yes. Sports fans can be good depending on age and demographic. Universally concert goers aren't unless it's a big boomer rock band. I made a killing when Billy Joel came to town. Foghat was a close second.

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@roby51605 If you leave a good tip they don’t care. It’s definitely a pain in the balls. But so is everything else. All depends on the person.

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I’m from PA. This Shapiro creature is the most ghoulish rat you can imagine. Look up what him and Mrs Doubtfire did during Covid. Corrupt af. Dude covered up a lady getting whacked back in the day too. Also a pathetic manlet.

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This is just the beginning. The world is about to become very unsafe for women. In sports, in the streets. It cannot be reversed until power is returned to the father.

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After 46 seconds and a few hits to the face by a male, Carini forfeited the fight. Call me crazy, but It's almost as if women don't want to be punched in the face by a male as the world watches and applauds. This is glorified male violence against women.

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I would rather have 100k beautiful young mothers with working husbands getting financial aid than allow a single invader no matter how productive they are. Imagine thinking putting money above love for your own somehow puts on you the side of "good".

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Racists believe this person deserves more consideration than a Mexican who hops the border in order to work in the hot sun 12 hours a day. I’ll never stop fighting your evil ideology.

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@AlanWolan He looks like a stick of roll on deodorant

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A tale of two pictures

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@Tom_Rowsell I’m from east coast. Our cities are junkie infested war zones. Literal dystopias. Sorry, but nothing about Europe scares me.

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Aesthetically, the most exemplary examples of beauty hold a quality of “high weirdness”. It’s no coincidence that weirdness is repulsive to infantile AWFLs who have cursed the world with their grey-brained unsophisticated tastes. 🧵

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Clan building is everything.

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You worms thought censorship was only going to be used against us. They laughed as we were demonetized, banned, shadow banned. Stephen King looks like Ron Perlman got Lyme disease.

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Florida has banned 23 pf my books. What the fuck?

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@CinderMountain Oh yeah absolutely. Dads of most types are generally top of the list.

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She looks like Sigourney Weaver fucked Harry Potter

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@Fuzzy_Reasoning Young Gen X. Father was working class possibly union. Maintain working class sympathies despite career in tech, low finance or healthcare. Unmarried or divorced. Moderately adventurous tastes but orders heartier dishes featuring beef. Microbrews or ciders. Mid generous tipper

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@Abhi38446118415 Nobody is asking. It’s an obligation in America.

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This post has elicited an interesting response. Later I will write up a short thread delving into the origins and ethics of American tipping culture. Follow me and keep your eyes peeled if this interests you.

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Cannabis use was a very minor issue when it was illegal and the plant was in its natural form. Bioengineered cannabis plants and products bred to maximize THC has turned it into a hard drug. It should be outlawed again. Or at least regulated to be much weaker.

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NEW: New Jersey man who took 10 edibles tries opening the door of an American Airlines flight after getting turned down for s*x with a flight attendant "Trump 2024," the man was heard saying as he was escorted off the plane. 26-year-old Eric Nicholas Gapco was arrested after

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>morally opposed to “exploitation” of workers >solve it by exploiting them

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Thank you so much my brothers in pvlp. My strength is being tested right now. A jealous devil has finally found a soft spot to plunge his dagger. No matter the outcome, I’ll never forget how many friendly hands reached out in support.

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Some rough news: @TheBizarchives founder @BigDaveMartel has an ongoing family medical situation that has cost him immense finances and time to the point, Biz may not be able to continue. Please consider helping, whether through donations or buying books. Sending power bro.

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@AhaleBaldwin Aging hipster cat-dad and functional alcoholic. Quit smoking weed years ago but still has the vibe. Goes out with friends as the single tag along. Orders the quirky thing like cheesesteak eggrolls and drinks fruity microbrews. Dislikes tomatoes and asparagus. Moderate tipper.

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Hail the high holy Goðin. Beautiful effigies displayed at FSH. The Oðin statue stands 6’ tall. Both gilded in gold.

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“Whatever. How they do things is how they do things. This is our tradition and it’s important to us. We don’t gotta explain why. But, if you come to America, show some respect. Or we might snatch up some of them sacred cows ova’ there and turn ‘em into veal Parmesan.”

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I would totally drink raw milk and all the healthiest stuff. But, I have a wife and kids to feed. My biggest critique of health bro content is it’s for single dudes with disposable income.

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The real problem with raw milk is that it's too goddamned expensive. I will drink the Costco milk for pennies on the dollar and I will be happy.

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@revenant_MMXX It’s very ugly to me. I find it pretentious and smarmy. I’d rather watch something shitty that has good intentions and heart. Tarantino is for midwits because it makes them feel smart and edgy. I want to feel entertained. Even if it’s simple or kinda amateur.

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“I don’t have the mental faculties to fulfill the feminine role of household matriarch. I’m also insufferable and loveless which is why I’m alone. Let me figure out how to blame men.”

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I blame the fertility crisis on mom men: guys who want to be married to their mommy. Mommy cooks, mommy cleans, mommy assigns chores on a chore list, mommy always takes care of my feelings. Already tired from momming a grown man, why would women want additional children?

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Cute, agreeable and makes a beautiful steak. This is the kinda girl that takes your shoes off for you after work. She’s gonna teach herself all kinds of recipes and help you keep your life in order. This girl is going to be a queen when she’s older. A+ Tradwife unironically

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“Your tradwife, sir.”

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@baltic_dan Depends on economic class and how young. Also depends on if they’re eating or not. Working class or middle class bros getting burgers and beers are good. They split their checks and you’ll get varying tips but rarely bad. Low effort. Easy to please. Decent tips.

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I've been married over a decade with three kids. Forgive me if I disregard relationship advice from disillusioned aging MGTOW bachelors.

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Hot take: BAP and Fuentes are actually scorned gay lovers and their movements are elaborate ruse to spite one another.

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9. Get a good wife. Women are brilliant at small scale optimization. They pay attention to detail and have superior memory for mundane minutiae. They also get a dopamine hit from finding sales, organizing things and making your home more efficient. The narrative is that women

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Everyone claims to be RW. Until it's time to bend a knee and obey commands. Then they become libertarians.

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Very few of you are “Right Wing” Right Wing is not making jokes at woketards or complaining about big government Right Wing means returning to the world before the French Revolution Right Wing would be cataclysmic for the world as it is —- Right Wing would mean: The total

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Placing loyalty to abstractions over men is one of the great monstrosities of modernity. Everyone does this now. If I’m an absolutist in anything, it’s loyalty. Ideology is a spook. You are your father’s son and your son’s father. That is your identity.

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@TheGloriousLion Looks a little uninspired to me

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I have no significant British isles ancestry. My paternal line are heritage Americans from 17th century German settlers. But I have a deep reverence for my cultural lineage. England is a beautiful and ancient land and its natives are precious creatures. I pray for England.

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@JMangostein White and black: exact to moderately generous. Rarely much trouble. Easy to please. Varies on if lunch/dinner or night out. Any Asian: exact or under. Sometimes worse. Less rowdy on nights out but lower tip ceiling.

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I have bartending background. This dude hangs out quietly with his wife then politely leaves a reasonable tip after stacking their appetizer plates

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JD Vance has the face and general presence that anyone with a bartending background can immediately clock as A Guy To Keep An Eye On the minute he walks in

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“Way back in ancient times. Before Jesus. Lords would give gifts to their people. Called it a “geld”. “A gift for a gift” they said. Their Gods taught it to ‘em. Still do it in their religious communities today. Pagans and all that. Generous folk.” “No shit”

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Pull up fggt. I’d love to see it.

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Ausländer Raus

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“What, are you sensitive?” Yes. I am. I feel more acutely than regular men. I can be moved to tears by beauty. I am a romantic. I bask in the arias of the living world and fantasize about the sublime. a dreamer. Sensitivity is evidence of a strong soul. Not weakness.

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@Fuzzy_Reasoning I just went off of pfp. Flannel threw me off

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this nigga handsome. Like a britbong James Franco

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@bal1thoughts Apparently not

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@Semiogogue @MillennialWoes @giantgio @astralflite @redicetv @Trad_West_Art @Tom_Rowsell Robert E. Howard is America's Homer.

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Big Dave Martel

@BigDaveMartel

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Two heads of the antinatalist hydra arguing over who hates babies more. Those who fail at pairbonding love to get on the internet and spread their dysfunction in the form of intentionally destructive relationships takes.

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Big Dave Martel

@BigDaveMartel

1 month

The absolute worst advice I received from the boomers was “wait until you’re ready to have children “ You’re never ready. If you wait, it’ll end up being too late. You will regret it. The best thing to have when raising children is youth. Have children when you’re young. You’ll

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Big Dave Martel

@BigDaveMartel

4 months

Death to conservatism. Replace all immigrants with robots. Let this woman have UBI so her husband can work less and she can have more well-fed babies raised by a present father. Liberate them from toil of labor and subsidize their health and happiness. Folk Futurism.

Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

4 months

Racists believe this person deserves more consideration than a Mexican who hops the border in order to work in the hot sun 12 hours a day. I’ll never stop fighting your evil ideology.

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Big Dave Martel

@BigDaveMartel

2 months

From parts ungnome

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Big Dave Martel

@BigDaveMartel

1 month

“Who the fuck knows? Just one of them things. It’s a cultural thing that that we just kept. But it’s our thing and that’s why it’s meaningful.” “That’s why we got the best service, Tone. Other places? Stugots. They don’t get it.”

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