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living life holistically 🌿•wife•mom•🕊️ i post a lot of food

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10 days
Thinking about how I freebirthed my first born is actually kind of wild to me but it was also so primal that I couldn’t imagine doing it under medical attention. But sometimes I’m just like damn I did that.
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7 months
@ichthys30 Gotta throw “mid” in there for the engagement, right?
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10 months
@ElijahSchaffer You sound like one of those guys who won’t leave a girl alone until she has to make up having a boyfriend
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10 months
@ElijahSchaffer It’s so obvious she’s just annoyed by him as she should be, and she’s right- he’s a 0
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2 months
@Camelliaalexa She sounds like she’s trying to convince herself it was a good time
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5 months
@Sargon_of_Akkad Catwalk models are meant to showcase clothing, they’re not supposed to be desirable to men, or at least mens opinion of them doesn’t mean anything. They are to show clothes.
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4 months
I just bought sardines in olive oil for the first time. 20% of your daily value of iron in one can- it’s super easy to eat, and cheap. This is better than supplements, eat real food.
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@ShitpostGate This is him at 18. I don’t think he looks the same he’s less developed than the picture above. And that kid to the right is probably not 18 himself 😂
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@MagsVisaggs Omg a man not conforming to gender norms, must be trans 🙄
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1 year
@casperhito @Alphafox78 I’ve been trying to explain this to people on Twitter for the past week and no one wants to believe me😭
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4 months
Worst “foods” you could eat part 1
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3 months
You can’t tell me it’s too expensive to eat healthy when this plate cost about $3
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1 month
Today I free birthed my first baby at 12:37pm. Born at a healthy 8lbs, with my husband and mom by my side- it was the most wild and amazing experience. Thank you for everyone who kept me in your prayers, sent positive thoughts, and tips. I appreciate all of you so much. 🤍🕊️
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5 months
This book seriously makes me lose the small amount of trust I might have had in the medical system. They should not be allowed to give nutritional advice. Almost everything they claim you should avoid during pregnancy, and almost everything they say you should consume more of
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1 year
@TheJoeySwoll Bruh he was prob looking at her thinking how bad her form was 😭
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3 months
B.S detected
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2 months
@user84829272 Soooo gross
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4 months
Ingredients list so small it took me a minute to find it, no complaints here @vanleeuwen
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10 months
@scrowder Her parents should be apologizing to her for putting her in show business as a child.
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5 months
guess the calories for this massive breakfast for my husband
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10 months
@ellegist @newthotguy 26 is not early twentys
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5 months
Told my husband I just wanted a buttery steak for dinner so
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7 months
@Slatzism Guy in the left and right isn’t even the same person, they look completely different (not just aged)
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1 year
@LeaMaric Couldn’t imagine not only recording myself crying but also screenshooting, cropping, and attaching them to a video and then posting the video. Lotta steps for clout
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6 months
@offtheraiIs It’s literally alt to just be a normal looking human now
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9 months
Chris Christie trying to fit in like
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5 months
I posted this same thing on Instagram and got this comment lol
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5 months
Haven’t done one of these in a little bit. Full Day of Eating while Pregnant ✨💕
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When I followed political commentators and “right wing” accounts, my feed was depressing and seemed like a constant battle between the sexes, and anyone who didn’t really fit in with them. Now that I’ve unfollowed some of them, and found a bunch of people who share more closely
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4 months
This was probably my most fittest and it’s possible I may not look like this again, at least for the next 10 years as I am giving my body to grow my children. I want to have as many as I can within those years, I have put the work in to have a strong foundation for them; this
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3 months
Now I’m getting people complaining about the seasoning. Salt and pepper on the chicken. Baked alongside garlic, rosemary and thyme. I don’t like powdered herbs and spices.
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3 months
You can’t tell me it’s too expensive to eat healthy when this plate cost about $3
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14 days
What postpartum food has been looking like
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8 months
@TheMarieOakes The Boobahs are making a comeback
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4 months
@Slatzism The doctor who performed this should go to jail
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26 days
Breastfeeding is hard
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5 months
@TheJoeySwoll These women must spend so much time rewatching their own videos trying to see who looks at them in the background
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10 months
@WillGraywood @TheOmniLiberal I don’t think people are actually sad when any stranger on the internet dies
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10 months
@TheOmniLiberal Men need to start wearing this to the gym
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4 months
full day of eating while pregnant🤍
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5 months
@troonytoons Sounds like a weird male fantasy based on stereotypical behavior seen in movies to feel validated by having a “construction worker” look at him
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4 months
@Rothmus He writes like a girl. Literally embarrassing.
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5 months
It’s actually wild that doctors will abort a baby but give me a hard time when I say I don’t want to take any tests or don’t feel it’s necessary to go to every appointment
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2 months
@WomnOfValor Who destroys a spiral staircase 😭😭
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3 months
@groovyfinds omg shut up 🙄 I’m talking about the people who eat McDonald’s every night because it’s “cheaper” not freaking homeless people, who wouldn’t even have access to a stove.
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3 months
@clhubes No I don’t, if we need to eat then we need to cook. Plus in total it took me probably about 15 minutes of prep, I tossed it in the oven for 45 minutes and watched an episode of a show. People have time.
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9 months
@shoe0nhead Why would you want to look gaunt and old
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5 months
Still trying to figure out how to make oranges *aesthetic* for pictures
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10 months
@ellegist She’s an alcoholic and this has nothing to do with difference in age
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2 months
What the final days of pregnancy are looking like 🫣
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1 month
please put more effort into your child’s breakfast than you would for a dog or cat. why is this so normal now.
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2 months
steak and gnocchi with pesto - a thrown together dinner
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1 month
@oceanrespecter Honestly the people hating on her are so silly. The argument is that she’s not realistic. Like ok?? Who told you the internet was real
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1 year
@hellenkeniford Getting a queer tattoo doesn’t make you gay. Being gay makes you gay
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4 months
I’ve been stress eating all day Cottage cheese, crispy prosciutto and honey on sour dough ✨
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3 months
baby shower 💕
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2 months
So I went a little crazy at the bakery today
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4 months
@sun_girlxo WHEN THEY TURNED OFF THE CAMERA LIGHTS omfg 😂😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@SydneyLWatson Leave it to men in 2023 to dress up as women and then expect women to protect them
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5 months
Michael to Pearl: what makes a woman not marriage material Pearl: she has tattoos Ok Pearl tell that to all my fellow wives and mothers with *gasp* tattoos. They’re tatted and they make their own sourdough, stay mad
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2 months
40 weeks. No makeup. Haven’t washed my hair in 4 days. House is a mess.🤍
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5 months
Oh it makes me so happy to feel her move, it relieves the worries and makes me feel connected to her 🤍
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11 months
I’m telling you right now….that @hcbrimelow is NOT REAL
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1 year
@OliLondonTV This was really hard to watch. The intense, over bearing stare the mom keeps for a straight minute or two while the daughter only sort of looks back at her. “We did it, you did it” ..no YOU did it. Abolish tik tok, give these people NO incentive to transition their kids. I can
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4 months
Husbands dinner 🤍 beef burgers cooked in coconut oil with avocado, gouda and red onions
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10 months
@Oilfield_Rando His girlfriend acted like she didn’t even know him, like they had just met or something. Strange
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2 months
No concealer or face makeup but please go on about how gross it is to use beef tallow on your skin
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5 months
Haven’t done one of these in a little bit. Full Day of Eating while Pregnant ✨💕
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28 days
11 days Postpartum 🤍
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11 months
@JeremyShawMD Really annoying this man kept calling himself a female, and acted like he had no idea what the term “biological” meant.
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3 months
Me and the yoga ball matching
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5 months
@weirddalle This is what the internet has become. Shocking caption, ridiculous videos. All fake for views
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10 months
What is your excuse for giving your child trash food? I totaled up the cost of the first one to about $15 (not including cultured butter) break that down per portion it’s about $3 per serving. Lunchables, the “healthier” ones, are $2.89. Are kids not worth the extra couple
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4 months
Starting to feel yuge
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5 months
Apparently it’s an eating disorder to try and avoid dyes and seed oils
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11 months
@schizarella Girls who feel confident in their bodies wear tshirts in the gym too. There is no reason to wear just a sports bra, especially when in most cases men are not allowed to be shirtless.
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@OliLondonTV Almost like dressing in skimpy outfits doesn’t automatically make you a woman
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@TheOmniLiberal @CBD42O She’s got tattoos 😭
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3 months
seriously the cutest I’ve ever felt
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10 months
@TheOmniLiberal Leading cause of death for men under 50 is suicide. BUT WOMEN GET SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. BUT WOMEN HAD TO DO LAUNDRY DURING COVID. BUT WOMEN MAKE 50% LESS THAN MEN (bs). BUT WOMEN BUT WOMEN BUT WOMEN
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Because it’s not food 🤌🏼
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Unpopular opinion: As I get older, all this looks disgusting
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got ‘em
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I want cannolis
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4 months
@jomtenx @lporiginalg This is good advice honestly. Also for the people saying it wasn’t flirting, it was. Just to say “I like your tattoo” is one thing, to try and spark a conversation ESPECIALLY before you even ordered anything is another
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@Serena_Partrick “I don’t know how she could think I was a man” hmmm maybe because makeup, skirts, long hair and fake boobs don’t actually make you a woman? 🙄
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1 year
@troonytoons Wait, you can pick any name you want and you pick Augustus?🫠😂
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3 months
Once you start trying to eliminate things like seed oils and dyes, you’ll realize there is no way people are only eating them in moderation.
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2 months
Stain on my shirt is very fitting. 39.4🌿
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3 months
Husbands dinner🤍 Bacon, avocado, Gouda burgers with potatoes and honey mustard
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3 months
Getting some sun with my collagen coffee and big belly 🤍
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6 months
@thefemturned I have one work from home day and I literally get up and clean my house, I feel far more productive on that one day than any day in the office. I don’t think I’m a lazy person, in fact I feel lazier at the office cause I’m sitting around all day 😂
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@TheJoeySwoll Bro I can’t even take a picture in the mirror at the gym without feeling a little embarrassed let alone twerking in the bathroom with that many people around omg
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5 months
I just want to know WHY they must put so much sh*t in everything
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10 months
@libsoftiktok I have been letting this lady at my work call me the wrong name because I feel bad correcting her… ABOUT MY NAME.. yet these ppl claim they have anxiety
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republicans in 2024
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3 months
Using beef tallow to fry for the first time, excited to see how this comes out!
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10 months
@Timcast “Well I do this this this and this!” “Who do you do that for?” “Myself!!!”
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2 months
If I had a friend, sister, or daughter that was pregnant I wouldn’t text them around their due date asking if the baby came yet. The mother will let you know, or she won’t. Just respect it.
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2 months
@_verobby_ @user84829272 Seriously lol this probably has more sugar than the average milkshake
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5 months
@ThePublicaNow Talk about stereotypes
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